“Real real tragedy Amanda was drunk of course and she wasn’t watching the pool. We were at Lake Geneva, I was receiving an award for my work in what was it dear? ECONOMICS!!!”
this has to be from ‘ Don’t look a smith horse in the mouth ‘ which is my all-time-favorite-comfort-where-i start-my-binge-watching episode
season 5 iirc
i could be wrong but i don’t remember other horse episodes outside of this and cavalia
Roger: "You worthless peice a shit!"
Haley: "Excuse me?!"
Roger: "Excuse you?! For eating the rest of my potato bread?! I made that myself and you know I didn't!"
Roger: "You are terrible. You've got no rhythm, no coordination. I've--I've seen two epileptics.... share a bowl of noodles with more grace. If your goal was to inspire a feeling of despair, the likes of which hasn't been felt since Whoopi hosted the Oscars, then bravo!"
Francine: "Okay, I think that's enough, Roger."
Stan: "Honey, no. It's good for the both of them."
Roger: "I can envision millions of Americans rising up as one and demanding legislation... that would require your legs to be amputated, burned and buried next to Hitler. In short, you suck. Oh, yeah, that's the stuff!"
Season 3. Episode 9. Frannie 911.
A customer who walks in the liquor store, "Strange question, do you by any chance sell watch batteries?" *Roger leaps towards the guy in slow motion and slaps him* "get out"
That episode when Francine tries to get Roger to learn self-reliance, that scene she goes to the attic he's laying on his bed trying to roll oreos into his mouth from his belly.
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Too many to even fathom omg lol one of my fave moments was when he took The Weekends place and performed his version of Starboy in vegas. "I want to tell you how I don't miss Stan uh, his chin bigger than a minivan uh, life's much better as the weekend ooh.. partial Strip view at the Flamingo..vodka in my thermos, bong full of grass..never hit a donkey but I do pound ass!" I was cracking up when I first watched it.
Reminds me of dan ansome handsome in Scarlett getter when she says, "What looks good to you?" and he says,"Don't do that. You know what looks good, your cans and your toilet, " while blowing smoke
Hayley, be honest did you hear it when i farted
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“I regret that my dance card is filled for the evening. But there’s always the Spring Cotillion.”
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“That’s a little trick I learned to quiet newborns when I worked at the maternity ward. Quite a few people are still looking for this little lady, I’ll tell you that much.”
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"My pranks, they're childish...you don't deserve that. You deserve to be TERRORIZED."
francine : Roger, i see you’re busy but i was thinking it’s time i teach you how to do some stuff on your own. laundry, cleaning, making your own iced tea
Roger : *plays single note on pitch pipe* nooooo
Haley: are you supposed to be pregnant or fat?
Roger: 8 months preggers, they don’t make you buy the 2 drink minimum when you’re knocked up. This is a party ball, snuck it in from outside.
🍺 ahh, perfect pour. That however was urine I just drank.
In the episode where Roger is a cop he says something like, "How do I look?" and Steve says "oh roger you look badass!" and Francine admonished him like "Steve! language!"
then rodger says "Shut the fuck up frannie the boy is just expressing himself!"
I can't find the right gif, but it's when Roger drives himself from soccer practice and does a crazy spin straight into the building. It kills me every single time!!
Roger- “ok so you need more time”
Stan- “AHHHHH!”
“Previously on American Dad”
(Roger getting the ever living shit beat outta him)
Roger- “NOT THE NECKLACE!”
I was dying so bad 😂🤣🤣
Prolly not my favorite Roger moment but the first to come to mind is him as Dr. Sunny Sunderson when Haley calls him out for not caring about the environment and he acts super offended
Roger: Stan, do you have any idea how dangerous it is to go downtown and buy crack? You could’ve bought from me, right here in the house.
Francine: Roger you’re not being helpful.
Roger: Did you really expect me to be?
" Stan I'm about to get raped, come pick me up in...45 minutes"
“In a world where vomit comes out of my mouth”
Yes! This is the answer!
This one is my favorite too.
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Jordan no!
“Real real tragedy Amanda was drunk of course and she wasn’t watching the pool. We were at Lake Geneva, I was receiving an award for my work in what was it dear? ECONOMICS!!!”
It's been established
I wanted to have another child but her uterus was polluted from all the syphilis
Jordan No!
They did this _so_ well, you really feel the tension while watching it.
Love this one. What's the episode title? I need to watch this one again
Camp Refoogee. Season 2 episode 1.
Wow I didn't remember it being that early. Thanks
Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you.
[удалено]
STOP TELLING FRANCINE ON ME
You get one of those, horse Stan.
What episode?😭
What did they say?
It was a quote something like “Stan r*ped a horse, the house is gone, your life is ruined” lol something like that
this has to be from ‘ Don’t look a smith horse in the mouth ‘ which is my all-time-favorite-comfort-where-i start-my-binge-watching episode season 5 iirc i could be wrong but i don’t remember other horse episodes outside of this and cavalia
Yeah that's the episode but its season 6 ep 10. Just watched it 🤣
ahh! thank you! my bad :)
"Oh my God, that homeless guy from the bus stop is hung!....but I knew that."
Huh...Probably shouldn't have farted before I started that walk
In a world where vomit comes out of my mouth...
Ugh! What a momma boy! Hey! Your neighbor is a mommas boy!!
Huuge heroin fan, don't use it, just like being around it, study it, appreciate it, use it sometimes
[удалено]
This is the correct answer. But I’ll also except “oh my god! The homeless guy from the bus is HUNG. But I knew that.” 😂
That is a good one.
... and a survivor.
happy cake day!
I’m gonna rape him this time.
I don’t think you heard me Stan, the wooden spoon is for pasta again :)
Roger: "You worthless peice a shit!" Haley: "Excuse me?!" Roger: "Excuse you?! For eating the rest of my potato bread?! I made that myself and you know I didn't!"
*Shredded it*
I say this now
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🚬 I dreamed of Paris again
Roger: "You are terrible. You've got no rhythm, no coordination. I've--I've seen two epileptics.... share a bowl of noodles with more grace. If your goal was to inspire a feeling of despair, the likes of which hasn't been felt since Whoopi hosted the Oscars, then bravo!" Francine: "Okay, I think that's enough, Roger." Stan: "Honey, no. It's good for the both of them." Roger: "I can envision millions of Americans rising up as one and demanding legislation... that would require your legs to be amputated, burned and buried next to Hitler. In short, you suck. Oh, yeah, that's the stuff!" Season 3. Episode 9. Frannie 911.
*Harmonica* "Nooooooooooo"
Pitch pipe
GET BACK IN YOUR DAMN HOUSE.
I know what you did to our kids, you monster! Why-why can't I leave things nice? - Abigail Lemonparty.
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
^(maybe baby)
“Inside are the most pathetic people with nothing to live for. It's like Applebees with a bar. Wait, Applebees has a bar. It's like Applebees.”
"You can't participate, Klaus. I hate you. I say that, not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It is 67 degrees outside and I hate you."
Ugh, I wouldn’t even do coke off this picture! Oh, who am I kidding? I would, and I’m about to.
Of course I'm crying, he hit me with a chair
This scene always manages to make me laugh so hard I’m crying!
A customer who walks in the liquor store, "Strange question, do you by any chance sell watch batteries?" *Roger leaps towards the guy in slow motion and slaps him* "get out"
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Soorry i dropped my Ray-Ban
“Imma swing my baby lasso til’ I catch me a man”
Klaus- Are you really going to kill 5 guys over 20 dollars!?!?! Roger- Last week you saw me kill 6 people over 19 dollars.
That episode when Francine tries to get Roger to learn self-reliance, that scene she goes to the attic he's laying on his bed trying to roll oreos into his mouth from his belly.
The Haley Don't Preach video comes to mind. I've made up my mind...I'm keeping my Tristan. I'm gonna keep my Tristan.
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I always laugh out loud at that scene!. It always catches me off guard!!
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Gotta tell you, I love Clip Clop
Either don’t talk shit about sharks or I’m Roger and I’m famous saying *Austrian accent*dive on in.
Heeeelp! My name is Clive Trotter and I’m an American and I am in trouble!!
https://i.redd.it/zm1yig8k66ad1.gif Noooooooooooooo
I think of frank as essentially a cop, don't you all?
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so have you heard anything? is chaz gonna be okay?
…..no
Okay
Make mine a p…p…p…p Vicodin
His pinball sound effects ofc. He does REALLY good pinball sound effects. Dadaduhduhda PEW PEW
Water. Or THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!
Shut up, Jimmy! You don't know what we're doing!
"Is that the come back and kick me whistle?"
“Yeeep” *stretches* “im gonna rape him this time.”
I'm pretty sure I asked for Pecan Sandy's
https://preview.redd.it/l579z89846ad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b6684ce9a919f0a4766d5f8f9e411c7de506910 Too many to even fathom omg lol one of my fave moments was when he took The Weekends place and performed his version of Starboy in vegas. "I want to tell you how I don't miss Stan uh, his chin bigger than a minivan uh, life's much better as the weekend ooh.. partial Strip view at the Flamingo..vodka in my thermos, bong full of grass..never hit a donkey but I do pound ass!" I was cracking up when I first watched it.
Takes long inhale of a cigarette, through strained gritted teeth "your mother" exhale
Reminds me of dan ansome handsome in Scarlett getter when she says, "What looks good to you?" and he says,"Don't do that. You know what looks good, your cans and your toilet, " while blowing smoke
I hid them in the freezer for when the cholos come back, and they will be back. I gave the big one a key.
DOIVE ON IN
maybe baby
maybe baby
maybe baby
Sorry I ate all the ambrosia salad I did NOT realize it was for everyone
"Do you have your receipt?" "No I don't have my receipt, I stole the floor model!"
Dive on in https://i.redd.it/cneuemhtu5ad1.gif
“Yes, I’m crying. He hit me with a chair!”
“You can't participate Klaus, I hate you. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you.”
Doctor after Rogers mammogram "your breasts are full of spiders" Rog- "that's the way I like em!"
https://i.redd.it/dn555er8o6ad1.gif ✨ GLOW STICK DANCE ✨
I promise I won’t send you back to cooba
I trust you, though I do not trust that strangely me-sized envelope.
I installed intercoms so you can hear me moaning
Hayley, be honest did you hear it when i farted https://preview.redd.it/g7og4lbj26ad1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f01d3ccbf3a1cefe393c4ebdec27943f67efc379
"I HAVE THE CAR KEYS IN MY POCKET YOU STUPID BITCHHHHHhhhhh" this one scene has never failed to make me laugh the line delivery is perfect
Ricky Spanish
Beat up cat Roger “not the necklace!”
"Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda..."
DIMMMER SWITCHESSSS!!
"Stupid bitch doesn't even know...." "...in her stupid bitch life"
"I had to blow up the kitchen Francine for this real cool thing I'm doing!"
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up.
Heroin my old friend!
Stan says “that’s the cream.” Roger replies with “that explains why it went down creamy.”
“Roger’s a dirty cop? He’s been on the force for 3 hours!”
“..*where am I off to..?*”
“I did it! I quit not smoking! I GOTTA GET A CIGGY!”
Recreating American Psycho and dancing to Its Hip to Be Square
“I regret that my dance card is filled for the evening. But there’s always the Spring Cotillion.” https://preview.redd.it/eyna69won6ad1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11e4dc83597ef01b805a1c0f157c03928db764c6
Roger as a stripper escaping through a window at Senoritatas before walking around the corner and immediately back into the front door
" I like to play with stans ding dong while he sleeps. But this This I love!"
“That’s a little trick I learned to quiet newborns when I worked at the maternity ward. Quite a few people are still looking for this little lady, I’ll tell you that much.”
"Yes, I'm crying he hit me with a chair!"
My meatball!
TOO MANY!!! This will Freak My Mind
I'm okay (not everyone's okay)
Jenny!! https://preview.redd.it/c57isywcd6ad1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794616dfc534c592cb3536cdb75ba3f344143a55
Well, it began like that. And then middle, middle, middle, and then I sold her to a drug dealer.
“Your mother”
"Im going to keep swinging my baby lasso until i catch me a man"
When Stan picks him up To play basketball and he yells “oh I get it. HEY GUYS, IM GONNA GO BLOW THIS GUY!”
https://preview.redd.it/knslgg80j6ad1.png?width=1916&format=png&auto=webp&s=6805876337853cf6ba028d865b05a464c0c40a63 "My pranks, they're childish...you don't deserve that. You deserve to be TERRORIZED."
Surprise!! Please, Stanley, don't kill me! Also, when he snaps the necks of the seagulls.
Huh, probably shouldn’t have farted before I started that walk
When he dropped the bag of dog food and floated away.
francine : Roger, i see you’re busy but i was thinking it’s time i teach you how to do some stuff on your own. laundry, cleaning, making your own iced tea Roger : *plays single note on pitch pipe* nooooo
"Oh my god you killed Steve's dog! And don't expect me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing because that's a giant load of crap."
To WHOM have I been speaking and to WHAT have I been saying!!
YOU CLIPPED ME CHIEF
When he's smoking, looming out the window and says he dreamt of paris again. Lol that was so dramatic and I loved every second of it.
Haley: are you supposed to be pregnant or fat? Roger: 8 months preggers, they don’t make you buy the 2 drink minimum when you’re knocked up. This is a party ball, snuck it in from outside. 🍺 ahh, perfect pour. That however was urine I just drank.
I don't want to go back to my homeworld! All the sex there is consensual "
All of them
Whenever he introduces a new character.
All of them.
Sandraaaa Ohhhhhh
Doive on in!!
Cliche !!!
Kriss Kross Apple Sauce.
I shouldn't have farted before that walk.
Tough choice between the bicycwau scene and his part in Daddy's Gone where he's blaming Steve. I'm leaning more towards bicycwau
Did Roger have another ticker tape parade because the deli finally named a sandwich after him?
ROGER ON A HARD ROLL!
Had to blow up the kitchen, Francine. It works well with this thing I'm imagining.
Doive on in
I'm sorry, too fabulous???
"But I *do* like peaches...throw in a peach and I'll do it."
“It’s a two-for, a terrible two-for”
Roger talking from within Stan’s colon due to him sliding into his BMs.
“Cactus, cactus… I’m choking this cactus!”
Floor spaghetti.
In the episode where Roger is a cop he says something like, "How do I look?" and Steve says "oh roger you look badass!" and Francine admonished him like "Steve! language!" then rodger says "Shut the fuck up frannie the boy is just expressing himself!"
I must be cracked in the head
I think I’ll just take my bike
everything mentioned is so good but also… sooooo haggard….
"don't go into shock, today's not about you."
"If I have one more slice of vomit pie I'm gonna pumpkin."
Ricky Spanish
Maybe-Baby.
I can't find the right gif, but it's when Roger drives himself from soccer practice and does a crazy spin straight into the building. It kills me every single time!!
So, you drive a cab, huh? That's cool
“Francine I haven’t been entirely honest with you” There are so many moments though and Roger is an icon lol
* blows kazoo* "noooooo"
“I’m gonna keep swinging my baby lasso till I catch me a man”
Roger- “ok so you need more time” Stan- “AHHHHH!” “Previously on American Dad” (Roger getting the ever living shit beat outta him) Roger- “NOT THE NECKLACE!” I was dying so bad 😂🤣🤣
Is that the come back and kick me whistle?
“Don’t be startin what ya can’t finish, bitch”
Where are you Tito, where do you go?
Prolly not my favorite Roger moment but the first to come to mind is him as Dr. Sunny Sunderson when Haley calls him out for not caring about the environment and he acts super offended
“Make an appointment with Dr Toshi”
Roger: Stan, do you have any idea how dangerous it is to go downtown and buy crack? You could’ve bought from me, right here in the house. Francine: Roger you’re not being helpful. Roger: Did you really expect me to be?
Him killing 5 five guys over $20
His funny quote in the Episode “ Phantom Of The Telethon” about Jerry Lewis
“This isn’t my feather boa…it’s beautiful, but it’s not mine…” *sniff sniff* *GASP* “This has been INSIDE someone!” *wears it*
Had to blow up the kitchen, Francine, it goes real well with this thing I'm doing in my head