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External_Trouble_434

You got a death wish


RoboShay

That despite your username, these dudes are anything BUT fun 😭 they're interesting, but they would likely ignore/kill you


Interesting_Fun9982

it'd be a dream to be killed by one of them 😫


TheHatOnTheCat

And we have the root of the issue.


ermahglerbo

OP is literally Cheryl from Archer


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

laaaaAAAAAAANNNAAAAAAAAAAA!


CheezGaming

You like edgy power daddies don’t you squidward?


Interesting_Fun9982

LOL DID U CALL ME SQUIDWARD!?! 😡😡


CheezGaming

The older I get, the more I realize I AM Squidward.


Badgers720

Same same


Giyuisdepression

“Have you ever seen me and squidward in the same room? No? That’s because I AM HIM.”


CheezGaming

AHA. AHA. AHA.


Zero_Good_Questions

you might have daddy/parental issue or really love bad boys


GOJO_LVR

hey what's wrong with daddy issues


Calm-Source-6560

daddy ISSUES


Pbb-y

This post screams “interesting critter”


Interesting_Fun9982

what is that supposed to mean 😭


TheCrowInTheWillow

You look at the red flags and go “yeah, that’s sexy”


GOJO_LVR

oh he's like me then I be finding the most toxic but finest people ever and the worst part is i date them all I made a new version of "gotta catch em' all"


Sol_law

Father issue lol


xJujuBear

You're a teen who needs to expand your anime! >:(


Interesting_Fun9982

I DO!! check my old post D:


xJujuBear

I love the variety. My soul is happy! Perhaps I treated you too harshly.


twee3

You like edgy people who tend to keep relatively composed, even in the midst of battle.


Ok_Shoe_3173

You want someone that will kill/experiment on you in your sleep XD


Daddy_roach_

You like bad boys And Micheal Jackson


steveflippingtails

lol I think everyone knows Muzan is MJ but just now realizing Mereum has some MJ vibes as well 😭 maybe not as much as Hisoka, different types of MJ vibes


AwefulFanfic

This is a very interesting take. Would you mind explaining Meruem's MJ vibes? I'm not seeing it myself, but maybe your perspective will open up something I missed.


steveflippingtails

Not personality. The character model and movements/posture. Zero slouch, big shoulders, little waist, precise movements, and I could see MJ wearing that little vest and hat


AwefulFanfic

Fascinating.... that's pretty cool


steveflippingtails

I’m sure not everyone agrees with that take haha. A lot of people remind me of other people and I say it out loud and nobody in the room agrees.


DemonLemon154

Terrible taste in men


Clown_Dani

Sasori is one of my top five too lol


akiralifts

You like bad boys/ you like villains


AsmodenLanfear

You like a tortured soul that is for sure


lovepoopyumyum

probably one of them booktok girls


DeadMemeMan_IV

booktok girls fr be a porn trading ring just with extra steps


KingVenomous123

You probably the type to catch someone lacking with an RKO


Kindly_Image_7587

You are 12 years old and are in that "emo/edgy" phase of your life that has you simping for "bad boys who are just misunderstood"


Sea-Feedback4197

Stfu


Kindly_Image_7587

You're not the OP so shut up


Comfortable-Box1768

Yes you are right


Interesting_Fun9982

LMFAOOA bro come on they've been pookie doojies since day 1 and i need them to come to life ao i can fuck the shit out of them


Kindly_Image_7587

°-° the hell


itzxylo

You dream of being in a relationship with an Anime character


Oof_GamerNot

Isn’t this practically everyone here?


itzxylo

Probably. I've never really built a connection with a female Anime character though, it's always been male characters I end up relating to the most.


BakedCali4Ya

You need therapy. I’m not any better, but therapy and wholesome side anime would help that mental health of yours. 🤟


Vegetable-Cry-8814

You like women with penises


GBuckets0

You like bad boys


FoldingizFun

Right like imagine u wanna talk OP and then u just get bish slapped by a nonchalant anime character tbh go find a nonchalant dreadhead cuz 1 they do it the best and 2 u clearly like bad


Interesting_Fun9982

😔 irs okay ill take it like a champ


arandomperson2150

You’ve got a type alright


guzzi80115

You like the crazies


Ocplane

Your into people who lost because of random shit


Cannibalistic_F41RY

You're troubled. Joke. You might have a type, for people who wanna kill you. And so do a lot of mu friends.


elitesuperky

It shows that you need to watch BOFURI.


thatonepersonnumber2

no you cannot fix him


cr34t1ng_ch405

You like the ones who should frequent asylums


A_threat123

you is one kinky mf


Cjames1902

You like characters with severe issues


burnerJusttoaskqs

wait guys whos the last guy? I watched naruto like 4 years ago and i completely forgot


Interesting_Fun9982

he appears in shippuden and is in the first arc, hes a puppet user. he fought again sakura if im not wrong


Working_Dragon00777

You like to take it in the back


palpasaghimire

you're colorblind


Awkward_Type_4100

You like douche bags


Crazykat200

You like em sadistic


flimbigous_flindings

Twink status


cmansz00

seek help


--teal-

The only decent there is HxH and Naruto. The rest are just shows for kids.


Interesting_Fun9982

stop being biased


HiroZebra

why say males, I mean, just sorta odd


Interesting_Fun9982

why not?


8rok3n

You like "complicated" characters that are literally just evil and have a tiny sad backstory that definitely isn't enough to justify how evil they are


ARIZ1883

You're a masochist.


ItzGodzilla_YT

You want to be hurt. Badly.


Ghost-of-mercury

You have daddy issues


Plunderpatroll32

I can fix him energy


arhiapolygons2

You like shounen, and you want someone who could and probably would kill you if you looked at him funny.


CrespinMoore

Therapy. Now.


Dovah91

Drop the link


[deleted]

Therapy


Ofdream-Thelema

You have good taste ( Dabi )


willgettwoh

Went south at number 2 and then kept getting worse


RarePost

You need a therapist


Comfortable-Box1768

You have legit dumb choices, last one is a puppet


Wwmune-4629

You are wanted by the FBI


RickleFlix

I watched HxH first and after watching dragon ball you realize how much inspiration Meruem took from cell 😭


Lopsided-Drawer-6582

You are dangerous


lunaalchemist

Girl you can't fix him


SmileIcy3283

This one a lil special


dragondeezheavynuts

YOU LIKE MEN


CrunchythePooh

Domestic abuse


Infinite_Tune_6245

Sociopath💀


NekwarSerpenShade

Fun for you but not for others


PriestSOULstergast

You’ve got… a type


PriestSOULstergast

I low key respect the Sasori pick my man


LowDonkey7883

Daddy


FlyDinosaur

You want them to kill you? And have them not give a sh-t while doing it?


Interesting_Fun9982

nods aggressively


sun167

You like psychos


I_Love_Powerscaling

You’re into cheap Family relation plot twists?


Lucid_Nyx

Great taste in men, obviously


Renegadoruzumaki

You’re horny


DeadMemeMan_IV

every other man you choose is good


COLGkenny

You need Jesus and Therapy


Amentalioo

You are horny


TheBankerofTomes

You are a masochist?


AggravatingKitchen14

HxH boss was so cool and extremely based. Idk the rest


Shiningcrow

You were raised with trauma


youcancallmesully

You need therapy 😂🤣


KitchenNuggetssss

When ur bf is abusing u physically and ur friend told u to break him up, u would probably say “I see something in him”


PrIm3_TimEz

You're convinced you can fix them


Soft_Performance_471

Bdsm


Shounen_x

I feel like meruem is in a completely different Chad category or his own


Manwithaplan0708

Sasori is a goated pick


Ok_Pop6408

Very interesting some of these ain’t it tho


Legend365554

I saw Dabi and Sasori, and was about to make a comment about you just liking characters people insist are actually pure victims, and are secretly angels, but then I remembered Muzan, and Meruem.


Ordinary_Past9479

Pycho tendencies maybe lol


ispyonpost3

I swear that muzan simp from r/Kitmestunoyaiba is coming for u.


OkCloud8201

You like Michael Jackson 😭


Master_Juggernaut931

The last two trash but everyone else fire


Striking_Respect_143

Based


Justasleeplessknight

Based, they're hot, but you'd die in the process of meeting them.


Black-Death-Prime

You can fix him


Oslotopia

You sure do love twinks


Peenoise_123

It says that you is gay


Kintsugi-0

dabi is so lame tho compared to all the others


Dumbguywithaphone

You have daddy issues or you like getting tied up


John-I-Renicus

"I can fix him."


kingkron52

Muzan and that Frieza/Cell ripoff from Hunter are two of the most boring anime characters. They are just very OP and either the main villain of their series or of a major arc. That entire big arc in HunterxHunter literally made me stop watching the show it was so bad. Demon Slayer also has amazing animation but just annoying characters who scream all the time and boring plot.


BFenrir18

You like to be choked in bed Meruem is a good choice tho, he's actually sweet with his girl later on.


Strangest_One

You have an eye fetish, and probably enjoyed the human centipede movie


Classic_Brain6575

You have a lot of problems


Staligradwasafuntime

I respect the first, but don’t know about the rest.


ZonaiLink

You may be a sadomasochist.


Classic_Stretch4489

You want to Die.


kagura_chan74

If you have an SO, I feel like you are actually in a very healthy relationship. You'd rather not waste time on problematic guys IRL so you partake in them through fiction instead.


bisexualkoala_

I LOVE YOU.


Impressive_Cabinet56

You love em toxic and ready to kill, most likely due to a deep urge to be so pure it uncorrupts monsters


Professional-Win-696

You have issues and believe that you could "fix" these characters. When in reality they are all murderous psychos and would kill you without a second thought. You have way too much fanart as well.


Professional-Win-696

Oh! Also, you believe that the characters' actions are justified just because they have a bad early life. Feeding into the "I can change them." Mindset of a bunch of bloodthirsty murderers.


tinypetitefeets

You should probably see a therapist.


ScarletNebula25

Honestly, my man Sasori is probably the least deadly option, and also my favorite!


Revolutionary_Rub466

Eh, Deidara better


speaker96

That you have bad taste, where's Zoro, or at least Katakuri or Doflamingo? /s


Spartan-teddy-2476

Ayo I didn’t know that Toga had a Reddit account


Weird_Neighborhood50

Please hurt me that's the vibe I got.


humanswereaaccident

You’re gay. Or just horny.


Dovahkiin2001_

You're into people who deserve to die.


AwefulFanfic

You fall firmly into one of three categories. 1. "I can fix him!" 2. "I can't fix him, and I like that" 3. "I can make him so much worse" Spoilers for HunterXHunter >!Meruem unironically is the best person in this lineup!<


Flat_Cardiologist292

“I can fix em” you say as the main reason you like them is cause they are crazy


bananaXpuddi

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Key-Technician-3541

You are giving off bottle of zoflora vibes (that's not a compliment)


Interesting_Fun9982

oh! okay.. 😞


StrawberryMost4243

Where's Ur dad?


JscJake1

You have a thing for guys with baggage. Toji? Abused growing up Muzan? Nearly died of an illness before becoming a demon Dabi? Same as Toji, abused and neglected growing up Sasori? His parents died when he was a kid I don't know the third guy so I skipped him. If anyone wants to add to that, go ahead. I also noticed that half these guys are pretty (Muzan/Sasori)


Interesting_Fun9982

we got the same lives fr i need them we can fix eachother (yes theyre so smexy)


AceyKacey119

You're gonna get stabbed in an alleyway by one of these guys


Braxien45

You can’t fix him…


BudgetFish3933

Sasori threw it off with the builds


Interesting_Fun9982

I HAD TO


BudgetFish3933

GORL I GET U THOO


Heavenly_sama

Ooooh Dabi nice


Rexu-sama

No father


Equivalent_Apple1484

You seem like you just started watching anime


Decent_Ask1961

I think you might be a villain with a tragic backstory 💀😭


Electronic-Vehicle58

You got a “step on me” kink


Slyme-wizard

Edgy but a fun edgy. Like my friend Aiden.


kehlixir

you don’t mind getting 💀 by your man


Interesting_Fun9982

mb i got a little silly


WaythurstFrancis

I've heard of folks going for unavailable men. It's not a good way to move in the world, and demands some soul searching. I ain't never met someone who seemed determined to pick mfers who WOULD kill them.


majorsorbet2point0

I think my list may top OPs. 😭🤣


Ruoheng

Interesting choices, these people are all cold and heartless on the outside, you probably like boys who could kill you or you like being a bottom


Glad-Analyst-2146

Girl what😭😭😭


Interesting_Fun9982

??? I SAW SOMEONE DO THE SAME THING IN THIS SUBREDDIT..????


Interesting_Fun9982

I FEEL EMBARRASSED NOW


Harkrux

You like men


Interesting_Fun9982

yes.


MuffinMiia999

Your want to get killed by them and your not ashamed to say it


LimeadeAddict04

You really need to go to therapy


LaPinchaJhevo

Meruem definitely in the top 5 bro was a born and in the 6 hours of his first arrival was immediately a king killed Issac Netero everyone feared him and then died to a poison and as the posion was killing him found the love of his life Komugi gets beat in Gungi by her and dies by her side beautiful 🙌🏼


Ok_Flight8008

I dont see vegeta


The-Potential

Gae


Extension-Rope623

Probably that you're horny or something


Chujitsuna_hana

Daddy issues 😞


Zealousideal_Ant7586

You must love death


[deleted]

You paint all your red flags green thats for sure... But I cant blame you for some of these :3


Beelzebub_Simp3

Where Gojo


SquirtBrainz4

You like shonen villains


Final_Tradition_8220

Sasori is mad relatable had to be top saddest deaths in narutu