I once had them bring pizza and they handed out all the pizza to the other departments but one so like 60 people were told to share 8 pieces of pizza. I ate Raman for lunch that day from a gas station. Imagine having raffles for free TVs every week and $500 pots for being on time but you couldn't order enough little Caesars pizza for an office... Anyways now I just bring my own lunch when they do that shit.
Not a corporate thing but I remember being a kid and hearing my school was providing continental breakfast the next morning for a scholar's program I had to attend. Even then I was smart enough to know I'd need to eat first at home or else I'd be hungry an hour later.
They went for the double cut pizza too. That means instead of buying enough pizzas for everyone they bought fewer and asked the pizza place to make more slices. They are too cheap to even go all the way with their shitty ass pizza party. That’s how little you matter to them.
May be a regional variation I usually see eight and rarely six on a large pizza, never 12. So yeah, that would be three or four pieces per normal slice.
lol I’ve seen this before! I just took whatever added up to a real slice. Then I took two of that.
I had one boss that really pissed everyone off, major corporation-dick blower. So I taped a pizza slice under his desk. He went wild for months, asking people if they smelled something, trying to wash his clothes with different detergent, all kinds of shit. He went nuts. When he finally found it he hit the ceiling, he was so mad.
My follow up was gonna be a fish, but I got a different shift and didn’t have to see or hear his brown-nosed self, so I decided not to. Plus a fish isn’t a limited area prank - too many innocents would be harmed.
I worked in a television station that kept the tech areas freezing cold. Like I would wear ski pants to keep warm. Chief engineer said we were just looking for something to bitch about.
Then i noticed the heater under his desk.
Once it warmed up and was working late nights, took that heater into the mens room and pissed all over it. For a few months....
Do it right and he’ll never know who did it. He will stew over it for the rest of his life. Bosses are people who live their authority too much, knowing someone “got” him and he was powerless to harm them back will eat at him forever.
Yeah this would be impossible at any job I've ever had unless you're sneaky enough to do it while doing something legitimate. Which in a managerial office, those opportunities don't come up much
I worked at a car dealership that bought the staff working on Saturday pizza, basically as a bribe so nobody would take lunch. One day the big sales douche gave the parts guy crap for taking 3 slices of pizza. The sales guy probably cleared $200k a year and the parts guy barely made minimum wage.
Back in the days of big desktop towers I opened my boss’s and hid some raw red onions in it - I actually liked her and we are still friends. It was more of a practical joke - it went on for a couple weeks
When I worked in a supermarket there was this dickhead in receiving area who everyone hated. They put some old frozen squid up in his ceiling. Fucking stank so bad. Went nuts when he found out. They also tied his coffee machine and parts of his desk to the doorknob. I just happened to be the one to open the door and wam his shit went everywhere. Good times.
So this is how Jesus did it.
“I only have 2 loafs of bread and 5 fish and there are about five thousand of us so… everyone gets a lick and then move on.”
And thus the beginning tactics of corporate pizza parties.
A lick, hahaa. I bet dollars to dinars that's how Jesus probably did it. Ain't no way that motherfucker fed that many people on a loaf of bread and all.
In the eight years I’ve been Union, we’ve never had a pizza party. No one wants a fucking pizza party. Management hates us because we have better benefits than them and more PTO days and we hate management because they want to ruin our good thing. We get a raise at the beginning of each year and it’s great, no reviews, no - how can you improve, no - what are your goals - nothing.
I’m an in house union carpenter at a pharmaceutical company now. I used to work in a non-union hospital, and it was one of the lowest paying and worst benefits in the city. I tried to get people on board when the Area Trades Council tried to get the Union in and only 1 electrician was with me on it. We tried to set up a couple meetings with some of the other guys and only 1 carpenter (really a laborer) came. He didn’t want to sign up. It was a bust. I left for a way better Union gig a year later. Bunch of fools.
There is no objective downside. The cause is years of propaganda and systematic dismantling of worker power.
People aren't stupid, remember how much time it takes someone to unlearn something they have recognized to be true since the 80s.
The union dues thing is just propaganda. Paying dues for a larger raise is almost always worth it. Teacher's unions are often weaker though, due to parental pressure.
Labor Racketeering had been a huge problem for decades by the time the 80s came around. See [Jimmy Hoffa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Hoffa) for more information.
Most companies will do an (illegal) anti-union campaign and tell you how you’ll pay thousands in dues each year, you’ll probably get fired and they will bring in workers that are already union, you will have bad health care, there are fees for this and that, blah blah blah. It’s all a bunch of bullshit. The hospital even had a 15 minute anti-union movie that they showed us and told us we could get replaced at any time if we were union.
Back when I worked at target talk of unionizing was a fire-able offense. I never personally saw it enforced but it was like talking about a bomb on an airplane.
The store I worked at is pretty old and it still had a huge back room area (really to the side) where there were meat processing rooms and a full blown bakery. When the meat department tried to unionize it was eliminated entirely. I worked meats at one point several years back, it was like a two person job (one am shift, one pm shift)and all it is is stocking prepackaged goods, they used to actually butcher meat. Walking through those empty spaces was always eerie like multiple people/potentially multiple households used to live off that department. Now it’s one guy making a little bit more than minimum wage
I mean, I'll take a pizza at work. But a large Domino's is $8, so yeah I'm not going to value that $4 worth of pizza you got me much. It probably *does* get valued at more than $4, but obviously it's pretty much nothing compared to PTO, 401k match, or you know, money in general.
And any positives go out the window if you are being stingy. If you are planning a party you probably should be targeting at third left over to make sure no is still hungry with no pizza they'd want remaining. This just makes you look like a cheap bastard who doesn't care at all about your employee's happiness, really worse than not ordering pizza.
That sounds wonderful. I hate performance reviews. Doesn't matter what I write, management already has a number in mind for me if there's anything at all. Hoping the IT industry starts to unionize at some point.
That’s was my first thought when I saw it. Most of the management is decent. We just have this one assistant micro manager who likes to shit on everyone.
My company posted an announcement that they would be having Employee Appreciation, and a free meal would be available for everyone in the breakroom. Pizza from a well-liked joint in town. Awesome.
THEY FORGOT ABOUT NIGHT SHIFT COMPLETELY. 35% of the facility, most of whom did not bring a lunch to work citing the notice about free food. People were scrambling to either order their own food in or clean out the vending machines. Some extremely rude yet totally justified emails were sent last night.
Well the smart ones who learn math and fractions (or really any specialized and marketable skill) rarely fall up into managerial roles. They’re just so good at being under appreciated and overworked underlings! 😒
All we got was an email with this attached. Really would have preferred they didn’t even bring it up.
https://preview.redd.it/s0tfmmhadslc1.jpeg?width=3817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d0d12c73844174a9386e2b1d59949da6f26d89
Dude this fucking holiday is a joke. It should be called “spit on your employee day”
“Hey we don’t give a fuck about you! Ha here’s a fucking email and an expired BIC pen,”
“If this pizza was a pie chart of what you would do with a million dollars, this motherfucker gave me the ‘donate it to charity’ slice!”
RIP Mitch Hedburg
At my last job everyone was super frustrated and demotivated. So the MD threw a pizza party to ... make people happy (?). Then everyone heard him complain about how "expensive" the pizza delivery was. At least we got free food that day but besides that - it did not change anything.
This reminds me of a horrible boss that gave us a "pizza party". Told us to bring out appetites. When we showed up the next day for the party he had bought a ton of those $5 gas station pizzas and some 12 packs of store brand soda.
Then with a huge grin announced "Come on in folks, two slices and a can of soda for only five dollars!"
He was surprised/pissed when we all walked out and got food elsewhere. He waited until we all got back and made sure we saw him throw the pizzas into a dumpster.
Lmao reminds of a job I had where management would throw us “pizza parties” with $5 little ceasars hot and ready pizza and charge us $3 per slice. I never ate it but people actually bought it.
I purchased my employee's Omaha Steaks bundles, couldn't think of anything else.
Edit: Why didn't I just give them cash, bonus or raise?
I unfortunately can only hand out what is available to me through company resources and giving them direct bonus's wasn't within my power :(
In a situation like this why doesn’t everyone just not eat the pizza? I’d just say I’m not hungry so I can’t get in shit over it. No way am I going to participate in this fucking joke and eat your pizza. So insulting.
“This helps serve more!” You can keep dividing it but the overall amount stays the same. You need to give them more pizzas to start to appear like you give a fuck.
I feel like these managers dont really care about the company, they could of had these slices cut a lot thinner. If I’m running the company, I’m firing some managers for misuse of founds!
Oh wow, slivers of cheap pizza! I really like Little Caesar if that's where they got it from! Oh boy, I feel so motivated to provide value to the shareholders! Raise? Who needs it! Just give me a couple of slivers of stale cheap pizza every quarter and I will outperform the whole team! Yippee!
What sucks is sometimes the middle management proposes just more money overall in bonuses or raises. More often than not upper management and/or HR says "No. Its lunch of some kind of nothing."
"Two slices each!"
This happened at my work a couple years ago. The tightwad midshift manager bought the pizza (with his company credit card, which they are allowed to spend enough to feed everyone working overtime) 25 people and there were 4 pizzas.
Stop eating the pizza ,make them throw it out .
If you keep eating the pizza then bosses will think they are getting away with exploiting you.
Push back sat no to fucking pizza
Smaller slices just means I'm grabbing more slices. This isn't my first rodeo.
Only two slices per person. Don’t be greedy.
I can't help it. They need to provide more pies.
"Don't bring lunch, we'll be providing food!" my ass having to starve for 4 hours after this shit
I once had them bring pizza and they handed out all the pizza to the other departments but one so like 60 people were told to share 8 pieces of pizza. I ate Raman for lunch that day from a gas station. Imagine having raffles for free TVs every week and $500 pots for being on time but you couldn't order enough little Caesars pizza for an office... Anyways now I just bring my own lunch when they do that shit.
Not a corporate thing but I remember being a kid and hearing my school was providing continental breakfast the next morning for a scholar's program I had to attend. Even then I was smart enough to know I'd need to eat first at home or else I'd be hungry an hour later.
The ratio of people to cake is too big.
And I'm no Milton!
Look at this guy. His employer lets him have two slices instead of one.
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They went for the double cut pizza too. That means instead of buying enough pizzas for everyone they bought fewer and asked the pizza place to make more slices. They are too cheap to even go all the way with their shitty ass pizza party. That’s how little you matter to them.
That's not double cut that's like a quadruple cut even
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This dude pizzas
Just out pizza’d the hut
Avoid the Noid!
Or else Pizza is gonna send out for YOU.
I adore yall, thank u haha
May be a regional variation I usually see eight and rarely six on a large pizza, never 12. So yeah, that would be three or four pieces per normal slice.
8 or double cut to 16. I also don’t think I’ve ever seen 12 except on a rectangular pizza.
Thanks for the real details
I worked at a pizza place and this is how teachers ordered the pizzas for kindergarteners. Says a lot about OPs company
OP is actually a six-year-old mine worker in Arkansas.
I shouldn't have laughed at this so hard because it's getting closer and closer to being reality!!
Well, I mean someone has to hold a pizza party when those kids are washing down all the animal kill floors at night to keep them motivated too.
And if a couple of them happen to get accidentally killed by the machinery, that's more slices for the rest of them!
Also Dominoes 50% off this week!
my mom said i was double cut
hahaha 
lol I’ve seen this before! I just took whatever added up to a real slice. Then I took two of that. I had one boss that really pissed everyone off, major corporation-dick blower. So I taped a pizza slice under his desk. He went wild for months, asking people if they smelled something, trying to wash his clothes with different detergent, all kinds of shit. He went nuts. When he finally found it he hit the ceiling, he was so mad. My follow up was gonna be a fish, but I got a different shift and didn’t have to see or hear his brown-nosed self, so I decided not to. Plus a fish isn’t a limited area prank - too many innocents would be harmed.
I worked in a television station that kept the tech areas freezing cold. Like I would wear ski pants to keep warm. Chief engineer said we were just looking for something to bitch about. Then i noticed the heater under his desk. Once it warmed up and was working late nights, took that heater into the mens room and pissed all over it. For a few months....
The continuation? Please... Don't leave us hanging!
That makes me so happy. My boss is getting real close to this happening to him.
Do it right and he’ll never know who did it. He will stew over it for the rest of his life. Bosses are people who live their authority too much, knowing someone “got” him and he was powerless to harm them back will eat at him forever.
easier said than done when a lot of places have 100% 24hr camera coverage bar the restrooms
Yeah this would be impossible at any job I've ever had unless you're sneaky enough to do it while doing something legitimate. Which in a managerial office, those opportunities don't come up much
Go buy an annoyatron. Small thing that makes sounds at random intervals and lasts for years. Will drive them crazy.
> annoyatron Holy shit and its like $10 for a 3 pack
I normally wouldn’t condone wasting pizza, but this sounds like a time I can make an exception.
I worked at a car dealership that bought the staff working on Saturday pizza, basically as a bribe so nobody would take lunch. One day the big sales douche gave the parts guy crap for taking 3 slices of pizza. The sales guy probably cleared $200k a year and the parts guy barely made minimum wage.
Back in the days of big desktop towers I opened my boss’s and hid some raw red onions in it - I actually liked her and we are still friends. It was more of a practical joke - it went on for a couple weeks
When I worked in a supermarket there was this dickhead in receiving area who everyone hated. They put some old frozen squid up in his ceiling. Fucking stank so bad. Went nuts when he found out. They also tied his coffee machine and parts of his desk to the doorknob. I just happened to be the one to open the door and wam his shit went everywhere. Good times.
That's fucking outstanding. I love that you did that. You had him washing his clothes w/ different detergents. Holy shit is that funny! I love it!
Fish paste on his air vents of his car. Ghost pepper oil (wear gloves) on his door handles.
Take fish sauce squirt it deep into the vents. That would suck so bad.
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this is incredible
Alright Jim Halpert
I'd take 3.
Golf clap
That is a WMD of smelling offense... The fallout is too wide spread...😂😅🥲😵💀✌️
“Sweet, they got pizza for us! Let’s go grab a *sliver!*”
So this is how Jesus did it. “I only have 2 loafs of bread and 5 fish and there are about five thousand of us so… everyone gets a lick and then move on.” And thus the beginning tactics of corporate pizza parties.
A lick, hahaa. I bet dollars to dinars that's how Jesus probably did it. Ain't no way that motherfucker fed that many people on a loaf of bread and all.
Lol fuck yeah
You all have to work overtime for free, but don't worry I buying pizza. 🤦
GRIMM GRABBED TWO SLICES!!!!
Any smaller and it would just be handing out Totino pizza rolls
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One pizza roll each! Don't be greedy!
We don't have the budget for each person to get a whole roll! You crazy!? Think of my bonus!
🤣🤣🤣
“Only one slice each, we need to save some for second shift.” - management
lol. This is the first time they have double cut it. Last time the micromanager just stood there and made sure everyone only took two pieces.
In the eight years I’ve been Union, we’ve never had a pizza party. No one wants a fucking pizza party. Management hates us because we have better benefits than them and more PTO days and we hate management because they want to ruin our good thing. We get a raise at the beginning of each year and it’s great, no reviews, no - how can you improve, no - what are your goals - nothing.
I want that so bad. We are all too dumb to figure out how to unionize.
I’m an in house union carpenter at a pharmaceutical company now. I used to work in a non-union hospital, and it was one of the lowest paying and worst benefits in the city. I tried to get people on board when the Area Trades Council tried to get the Union in and only 1 electrician was with me on it. We tried to set up a couple meetings with some of the other guys and only 1 carpenter (really a laborer) came. He didn’t want to sign up. It was a bust. I left for a way better Union gig a year later. Bunch of fools.
Why are so few americans in unions? (Here 80% work under a collective agreements)
Nixon and Reagan destroyed those.
whats the downside - why wouldnt people want to join a union? Union dues?
There is no objective downside. The cause is years of propaganda and systematic dismantling of worker power. People aren't stupid, remember how much time it takes someone to unlearn something they have recognized to be true since the 80s. The union dues thing is just propaganda. Paying dues for a larger raise is almost always worth it. Teacher's unions are often weaker though, due to parental pressure.
Labor Racketeering had been a huge problem for decades by the time the 80s came around. See [Jimmy Hoffa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Hoffa) for more information.
Most companies will do an (illegal) anti-union campaign and tell you how you’ll pay thousands in dues each year, you’ll probably get fired and they will bring in workers that are already union, you will have bad health care, there are fees for this and that, blah blah blah. It’s all a bunch of bullshit. The hospital even had a 15 minute anti-union movie that they showed us and told us we could get replaced at any time if we were union.
Back when I worked at target talk of unionizing was a fire-able offense. I never personally saw it enforced but it was like talking about a bomb on an airplane. The store I worked at is pretty old and it still had a huge back room area (really to the side) where there were meat processing rooms and a full blown bakery. When the meat department tried to unionize it was eliminated entirely. I worked meats at one point several years back, it was like a two person job (one am shift, one pm shift)and all it is is stocking prepackaged goods, they used to actually butcher meat. Walking through those empty spaces was always eerie like multiple people/potentially multiple households used to live off that department. Now it’s one guy making a little bit more than minimum wage
You just Google "How to start a Union," follow the steps, do the paperwork, and then get everyone to join.
I mean, I'll take a pizza at work. But a large Domino's is $8, so yeah I'm not going to value that $4 worth of pizza you got me much. It probably *does* get valued at more than $4, but obviously it's pretty much nothing compared to PTO, 401k match, or you know, money in general. And any positives go out the window if you are being stingy. If you are planning a party you probably should be targeting at third left over to make sure no is still hungry with no pizza they'd want remaining. This just makes you look like a cheap bastard who doesn't care at all about your employee's happiness, really worse than not ordering pizza.
Not "look like", "are"
That sounds wonderful. I hate performance reviews. Doesn't matter what I write, management already has a number in mind for me if there's anything at all. Hoping the IT industry starts to unionize at some point.
Yeah it’s great being 2nd shift and getting the leftovers from lunch 6 hours earlier.
And then you see management taking the box of whats left when they're leaving before 2nd shift gets there
Riiiight, when they set out food theres never enough except for first shift
The ratio of people to pizza is too big 
Now now Milton. Don’t be greedy.
But last time, I did not receive a piece ...
I could set the building on fire
Man this gif has me rolling. Thanks for the laugh
This is employers treating their employees like elementary school kids.
That’s was my first thought when I saw it. Most of the management is decent. We just have this one assistant micro manager who likes to shit on everyone.
Lol we got a popsicle
Cheap fucks
Not the quadrupole cut 😭😭
My company posted an announcement that they would be having Employee Appreciation, and a free meal would be available for everyone in the breakroom. Pizza from a well-liked joint in town. Awesome. THEY FORGOT ABOUT NIGHT SHIFT COMPLETELY. 35% of the facility, most of whom did not bring a lunch to work citing the notice about free food. People were scrambling to either order their own food in or clean out the vending machines. Some extremely rude yet totally justified emails were sent last night.
>THEY FORGOT ABOUT NIGHT SHIFT COMPLETELY. They always do.
They said cut it into 16 pieces so we can buy fewer pizzas.
Boss literally said we get more pizza this way. You can’t make this shit up.
Lol what the fuck
“For my next trick watch as I cut 8 pizza slices into 32!!”
Well the smart ones who learn math and fractions (or really any specialized and marketable skill) rarely fall up into managerial roles. They’re just so good at being under appreciated and overworked underlings! 😒
We haven’t even gotten an email.
All we got was an email with this attached. Really would have preferred they didn’t even bring it up. https://preview.redd.it/s0tfmmhadslc1.jpeg?width=3817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d0d12c73844174a9386e2b1d59949da6f26d89
Dude this fucking holiday is a joke. It should be called “spit on your employee day” “Hey we don’t give a fuck about you! Ha here’s a fucking email and an expired BIC pen,”
All I got was $5.00 gift card.
Now you should work twice as hard
Have to it’s taxed!
Could easily get yourself a sliver piece of pizza for 5 bucks.
“If this pizza was a pie chart of what you would do with a million dollars, this motherfucker gave me the ‘donate it to charity’ slice!” RIP Mitch Hedburg
*Grabs 5 *slices"*
This is what was left when I got there. I just took half because I’m sure there was someone else who hadn’t gotten there yet.
Daaamn homie, half a pizza?? Thats bold but i respect the fuck out of it
Noooo. lol. I took half of the amount in the pic.
Round table pizza 👀
At my last job everyone was super frustrated and demotivated. So the MD threw a pizza party to ... make people happy (?). Then everyone heard him complain about how "expensive" the pizza delivery was. At least we got free food that day but besides that - it did not change anything.
“It cost us 30-40$ to buy three pizzas! Holy fucking shit we’re going for broke! we only pulled in 3,000$ today!
It's not a slice, it's barely a bite!
Today was employee appreciation day. We got a nice, cheap email.
I'm a slut for pepperoni tho...
Yep. And that looks like Roundtable which I love
Accept your micro-slice of pizza in appreciation for your excessive amount of indentured work/servitude.
And be damn happy about it
This reminds me of a horrible boss that gave us a "pizza party". Told us to bring out appetites. When we showed up the next day for the party he had bought a ton of those $5 gas station pizzas and some 12 packs of store brand soda. Then with a huge grin announced "Come on in folks, two slices and a can of soda for only five dollars!" He was surprised/pissed when we all walked out and got food elsewhere. He waited until we all got back and made sure we saw him throw the pizzas into a dumpster.
Lmao reminds of a job I had where management would throw us “pizza parties” with $5 little ceasars hot and ready pizza and charge us $3 per slice. I never ate it but people actually bought it.
*One slice per employee*
And consider yourself lucky.
We hope you enjoy and savor your 15° sliver of joy. — management
I purchased my employee's Omaha Steaks bundles, couldn't think of anything else. Edit: Why didn't I just give them cash, bonus or raise? I unfortunately can only hand out what is available to me through company resources and giving them direct bonus's wasn't within my power :(
In a situation like this why doesn’t everyone just not eat the pizza? I’d just say I’m not hungry so I can’t get in shit over it. No way am I going to participate in this fucking joke and eat your pizza. So insulting.
This establishment wouldn’t care either way. Might as well just eat some.
People will fail the prisoner's dilemma when it has actual life or death consequences and you expect them to pass it when the stakes are this low? lol
They're looking out for your waistline
They gave y'all the infinity slice pizza.
Thanks for making us a multi million dollar company! Heres 1/32 of a $10 pizza!
“This helps serve more!” You can keep dividing it but the overall amount stays the same. You need to give them more pizzas to start to appear like you give a fuck.
Remember, only two slices per person!
Ah yes, the "donate it to charity" slicing method.
Sounds like carmax. Email from the CEO and pizza for one shift.
You got pepperoni! What more do you want?
I for one welcome our new corporate capitalist overlords.
Oh man the mini slices. You can feel the love right there with one pizza spread out between 40 people.
I feel like these managers dont really care about the company, they could of had these slices cut a lot thinner. If I’m running the company, I’m firing some managers for misuse of founds!
I saw one guy take two napkins so I tackled him.
I like that, you sound like management material.
Great. Which boot would you like me to lick first?
:) could they spare it.
Wow... 1/3 of a slice. Couldn't even bother to give a dollar of pizza per person, eh?
Really happy for you :) Glad you enjoy the company
We are a family here.
Dominoes 50% off this week
Ahhh, the good Ole triple cut!
That's a gram per person
McDonald's had .50cent double-cheeseburgers yesterday!
T-Mobile just did their “employee appreciation” week as well… is every company just “ticking” this off their to-dos 💀
Limit 2 slices
$5.00 BOGO single topping pizza party.
Bet they do the same thing to the operating budget while the other 3/4s goes to bonuses and buybacks
Oh wow, slivers of cheap pizza! I really like Little Caesar if that's where they got it from! Oh boy, I feel so motivated to provide value to the shareholders! Raise? Who needs it! Just give me a couple of slivers of stale cheap pizza every quarter and I will outperform the whole team! Yippee!
Well that's just insulting as hell: "Here, have a pizza sliver...."
 Management when asked if they wanted to buy 10 pizzas with full slice slices.
Milton is going to burn this bitch to the ground
That pizza does look good though...
Hey man at least you got pizza. I got a kind email and business as usual.
What sucks is sometimes the middle management proposes just more money overall in bonuses or raises. More often than not upper management and/or HR says "No. Its lunch of some kind of nothing."
Yes I'd like one large, pepperoni pizza cut into 48 slices please
Be sure to take only one slice so there’s enough for everyone.
We got two giant New York pizzas yesterday, like 30 inch, something like that. Well, it was California's idea of what New York pizzas are like.
I had a fuckhead boss that bought us a a half dozen donuts and cut them all into fourths for the team lmao
Don't feel bad. There is another sub showing employees got popcorn for all their hard work.
My wife won employee of the quarter at her job today and all she got was a shitty tshirt with the American flag on it.
Sorry about that but where did you find a pizza place that puts their toppings to the edge so well?
Everybody talking about the tiny slices, but what happened to the crust? Your pizza place charge extra for that or something?
Are the slices supposed to represent the crumbs we get paid in comparison to the profit we generate for executives?
People must have been asking for a raise or company got hint of talks of unionizing
"Two slices each!" This happened at my work a couple years ago. The tightwad midshift manager bought the pizza (with his company credit card, which they are allowed to spend enough to feed everyone working overtime) 25 people and there were 4 pizzas.
Who’s the crust bandit?
This pizza place makes it like that.
Is that a Me-N-Ed’s pizza? I could go for one of those right now.
Owner probably grew up on Uncrustables
I see we’re looking gift horses in the mouth now
Lucky!
Why would I want a raise when I can get a sliver of pizza?
Lmao
Good idea, is like inflation if you cutt more times you get more slices of pizza.
Stop eating the pizza ,make them throw it out . If you keep eating the pizza then bosses will think they are getting away with exploiting you. Push back sat no to fucking pizza
The appreciation I feel from this pizza makes me think I also am an employee there!
We are just like family here. I just want to do my best to make the owner another million.
Buy the owner another houseboat for another pizza!
We didn't even get a "Happy Employee Appreciation Day." Not that I'd be happier with that greasy little sliver
Just be grateful we allow you to work here
You're right...I do it for the shareholders!
What company?
You get pizza?!
Lmao a medium pizza party woooo
"You can have one slice."
Wow such big slices, much bigger then my work would offer. They would probably not even get us pepperonis
How was your sliver of pizza? Did you cut yourself on it, it’s so thin! Seriously though WTF?!?!?!
My job just bought us all steak, and I got a raise in January.