"Hey, Raven. I hear you'll do anything for money. So here's the deal: you jump into the Nepenthes and die, and I'll give you a hundred thousand Coam."
(621 jumps, dies, restarts)
"HOLY CRAP! You actually DID!
Hahahahahaha...
Fine. Hahaha. Here's your Coam.
Stupid Raven."
As funny as this is, sadly in AC6 or most ac games to be fair, returning from the dead isn't part of the world like in bl and most fromsoft games.
But god damn would it be freakin' satisfying to hear Jack's voice over the intercom while smashing loader colored MT-s and maybe a fight against a special C-weapon that's shaped like The Warrior.
"You know what? You're really annoying me. I just thought of a name for my new weapon. I'm gonna call him ButtSpider. COME HERE, ButtSpider! (C-weapon noises). Good boy."
OH SO WHERE IS YOUR PISS CAN TO SHOOT ME DOWN, OHH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION I INSTALLED A LASER UNIT ON ONE OF MY DRONE HUB
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW OR I WILL LOBBY CONGRESS
I guarantee the only reason you win fights is because the sun hits at the right angle on your AC and blinds your opponents. That thing probably shines like a fucking star in that moment.
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"Fuck their wives, drink their blood. Come on Jeff! Get em!"
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*big assault armor*
But Jeff forgot one thing... Assault Armor is a subscription service
as is his ejection seat....
That Arsenal Bird reference is going to make me fire up my other favorite AC franchise this weekend lol
C R I S P W H I T E B E D S H E E T S
The virgin 1 million vs the chad 100 million
I see a max0r fan perhaps?
0/10 no delivery boy. Jk, this is actually a pretty cool idea and well made mech
just added delivery boy, unironically made the mech perform better
Also add one of those drone weapons since delivery drones are the future
DB lowkey slept on
WHETHER IT BE HEALTH PRODUCTS, FURNITURE, ENTERTAINMENT, THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES, # IT’S ALL SAME DAY DELIVERY
Should have added on delivery boys to your shoulders
Beat me to it.
Damn same here
I'm just waiting to see Hyperion incarnate
We need some *handsome* upgrades, woulden't you agree?~
"Hey, Raven. I hear you'll do anything for money. So here's the deal: you jump into the Nepenthes and die, and I'll give you a hundred thousand Coam." (621 jumps, dies, restarts) "HOLY CRAP! You actually DID! Hahahahahaha... Fine. Hahaha. Here's your Coam. Stupid Raven."
As funny as this is, sadly in AC6 or most ac games to be fair, returning from the dead isn't part of the world like in bl and most fromsoft games. But god damn would it be freakin' satisfying to hear Jack's voice over the intercom while smashing loader colored MT-s and maybe a fight against a special C-weapon that's shaped like The Warrior.
"You know what? You're really annoying me. I just thought of a name for my new weapon. I'm gonna call him ButtSpider. COME HERE, ButtSpider! (C-weapon noises). Good boy."
Please for the love of god use the delivery boy with this, The pun is right there and it is so perfect
Optimus has a new Prime to contend with.
Amazon when they realize Rubicon is full of unused warehouses that can be used for cheap
The iconic PCA cutscene could be memed so hard with Amazon drones
You need that cargo missile delivery thing for the back weapons for the ultimate shipping experience
Took me a while to process what we are dealing with
I couldn’t see the logo at first, so I thought it might be a blank shell from Futurama.
OH SO WHERE IS YOUR PISS CAN TO SHOOT ME DOWN, OHH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION I INSTALLED A LASER UNIT ON ONE OF MY DRONE HUB STOP THIS RIGHT NOW OR I WILL LOBBY CONGRESS
Arguably the most evil among them
Every crockpot comes with a complimentary Amazon brand piss bottle.
This actually reminds a lot of the buildI used to get through the coral convergence mission. It just deletes everything.
Same hour shipping via coral junkie
Is this called Split Delivery?
Domain expansion: Same day delivery!
This is so soullessly corporate I hate it, have an upvote.
And they chose to be a missile rat
Oh no
Is that... daemon x machina?
How do I get that head part?
Log hunt
Ah, alright. Thank you! That head piece looks so cool.
Oh Christ, oh god oh shit
everybody gangsta till the drone hub starts talking
These hands come with free same day shipping.
For a brief moment of seeing all white, I was thinking ComStar. Still, just as threatening in an entirely different way.
lol. I posted my Fedex ac a while ago.
"You're just another threat to Rubicon..."
Are the weapons made in China?
Missed opportunity to use a Delivery Boy and Drones lmao This is hilarious though, I had a similar ranked troll build with a FedEx paint job 😂
Where's the delivery boy missiles?
<< I have arrived with your delivery: it is death (monotone) >>
WHAT?! HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT HEAD?! how can i get that?!
Loghunt, mind beta
makes sense, im trying to get all the log hunts
You had the opportunity to use Delivery Boys, and you blew it.
I guarantee the only reason you win fights is because the sun hits at the right angle on your AC and blinds your opponents. That thing probably shines like a fucking star in that moment.
live recreation of all my fights: “shut up, fool.” # “ BEZOS BLAST “
Why isn’t the delivery boy there!?
Well now I have to upload my Amazon Prime too
What do you mean Amazon there's no Delivery Boy!
Justice will be delivered. One way or other.
What are all your weapons?
you could always… look at the image
I mean what are they exactly. What type of weapon are they.
All are split missile lauchers.