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Sentinel-X-24324

Grandpa went too knee deep into debt. He'll now be subjected to 1st Gen augmentation.


Fhistleb

Human+ basic core drivin ass.


MI_3ANTROP

0.5 Gen augmented human


Denned0633

How much will it take before we start hearing about Augmented Humans irl? /hj


IC2Flier

I swear if one of you manages to (1) prove the existence of a soul as a quantifiable entity and (2) create a codec that allows it to be uploaded for machine use, I will [Kessler syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome) us all.


Degenerate_Lich

Most moderate anti-ORCA supporter


TheChunkMaster

Bro thinks he’s the Foundation Man.


Tangerhino

My brother was telling me how many parts in titanium and plastic my grandfather has. Still hopping around doing heavy works at 93, not sure if he can pilot a Next but maybe an AC.


TheChunkMaster

Imagine having a Designed for a grandfather.


Tangerhino

Callsign: grumpygramp


Royal_Marketing2966

Unless he’s dead, they most certainly did not do this. But my claustrophobia is still blowing up just looking at this. 😱


DaddyMcSlime

it's porn. you're just looking at bondage porn, the man all bound up *really wants to be there*


TellSiamISeeEm

man i didn’t even realize it was hard core BDSM until now, I just thought he really looked like 621 at first 😭


DaddyMcSlime

lmao, no worries, the average person does not conflate really anything going on here with sex, it's pretty specific, i'm just hyper-exposed to this stuff, it does mean that i accidentally pick up on writer's fetishes in movies and books though, which, go figure mostly happens in the horror genre


TheChunkMaster

Maybe 621 was also into bondage.


eshian

I'm getting the beginnings of a panic attack just looking at this photo


Crimsonskye013

If he’s not dead, he will be soon, or if he’s lucky, maybe some broken ribs. That looks tight and if your chest can’t expand you can’t breathe. This is dumb as fuck if that’s a prank on a person.


violenzacarnale

Don't worry it's just porn.


JohnnySmithe80

It's not a prank, it's a fetish.


Royal_Marketing2966

Couldn’t agree more. 🍺🍺


BigBadBen91x

Sir, this is pornography


Zereeni

im confused, is this supposed to feel good? looks like a torture method to me


Ron_Bird

ending 1,lubricator of rubicon


A_Hole_Sandwich

What if instead of fires of Rubicon it was freaks of Rubicon


Ron_Bird

those voices again


TheChunkMaster

Feed the freaky Let the last coomers burn


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^A_Hole_Sandwich: *What if instead of* *Fires of Rubicon it* *Was freaks of Rubicon* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


A_Hole_Sandwich

I've been on this site for over a decade and this is my first haiku 🙏


ChongusTheSupremus

This looks like some BDSM shit


DaddyMcSlime

So, this IS just straight up fetish-porn, i know most of you can tell that, but like, this isn't even softcore lmao, this is full on hog-cranking material for subtypes of bondage aficionado i'm pretty sure i've seen an ad for the bed he's strapped to


ilulillirillion

BDSM masochists everywhere realizing the next con is our time to shine


ilulillirillion

*their


Blackiechan0029

😏


AYKL0628

He fell asleep first in the sleepover


Wolfram1914

Looks like the alien corpse the evil Russian lady finds at the beginning of *Kingdom of the Crystal Skull*


edgarcia59

Rubicon needs your grandpa.


Zalien12

Just got AC6 last week and this post definitely made me chuckle lmfao


Mother-Jellyfish-497

Kinky


Odd_Nefariousness_24

The name of the EMT? Iguazu


Jonjoejonjane

He’s going to become a war criminal


Axerenox_09

Got a job for you Grandpa


Ron_Bird

looks like a damn strong pilot, ok wake the dog up.


xPerriX

Show up to an anime expo and have 621 as your cosplay.


co_dissonance

It's that nine inch nails music video


Bl8k3ii

I'm training to be an emt and I've never heard of this. Maybe I haven't gotten to the "Rubicon medical" section yet.


johnzaku

I have merinthophobia and this is making me EXTREMELY uncomfortable.