I'm not smart enough to hire competent attorneys but I'm dumb enough to have a reputation of not paying people what i agreed to pay so competent attorneys know not to hire on.
And like George Bluth, his former attorney (rudy giuliani,) can be found in the red light district with “one of those chicks that turns out to be a guy, are you?”
I may have committed some *light* campaign finance fraud.
We need bob loblaw
Why should you pay for a crime someone else…noticed?
You don’t need double talk.
He’s a mouthful
Ah yes, The Bob Loblaw Law Blog
he's busy defending officer taylor
First offense?
I've never heard of a second.
How long until Caged Wisdom dvd drops?
I cheated, and I lied, and I whored around
Faith is a fact
No, Faith is a facet. Cant believe he's going to trial because he don't understand what a blooper reel is?!
Why should he go to jail for a crime someone else... noticed?
I say this to myself daily.
Bob Loblaw. No habla español. It's also ironic that it's Scott Baio, a huge trumpanzee, playing Bob Loblaw.
Something that Scott Biao might be saying on right wing news right now,
He’s VERY good.
Narrator: He wasn’t!
Take to the sea!
Obviously, the blue part of the map is the land
Get the Seaward out of here
I’ll move when I’m good and ready
Youuuu're a crook
...Captain Hook! This lives rent free in my head.
Won't you throw the book at the PIRAAAATE
why don't you come to the baptism? you can hurl a bible at the baby
Shoulda called Saul
Or at least paid to have Andy Griffith sit next to him.
Rumour has it that once Andy saw the trailer meant to him, he found it insulting and promptly quit the job altogether.
I can’t emphasize this enough: no one was making fun of Andy Griffith.
Andy Griffith with the suit!
he's wooing the judge with a suit of his own
George: “The prosecution’s got that stud from L.A. Law!” Harry Hamlin: “I love my trailer.”
I'm pretty sure Bob Loblaw would have been available, in fact he's a fan.
There's always money in the top secret government documents in my bathroom. [Clicks tongue twice]
Mr. Felon. We just say Felon.
*Mr. F*
But you said…
It dosen't matter what I said.
Doesn't matter who.
Maybe he should've hired The Guilty Guys.
you weren't gonna plea guilty?
My name is Judge!
Judge, my name?
He didn’t understand the questions, so he didn’t respond to them.
This is honestly the best reply.
He should consider paying them.
How many times do I have to tell Don Jr, "Chicken Wings"!?!
i'll be bringing you salmon rolls right away... in heaven
you dont need double talk, you need bob loblaw bob loblaw, no hablo espanol
That's a low blow, Loblaw
that's a bob loblaw law bomb
Todd Blanche was far from the best
They weren’t “super prepared”
Does this look infected to you?
I'm not smart enough to hire competent attorneys but I'm dumb enough to have a reputation of not paying people what i agreed to pay so competent attorneys know not to hire on.
"Daddy horny, Eric"
Everything he does is so dramatic. It just makes me want to set myself on fire!
Ivanka ; "NO TOUCHING!"
no tweeking her nipples through the chain link fence
Don't worry, Rudy's very good.
Narrator: “He wasn’t.”
your one year of law school against rudy's 3 tries?
All hail Dorothy
That's the last time he's calling me Sargeant *homo*
Go on, I'm redoing my kitchen
I’ve never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about?
I got hit in the head with a puck at an LA Kings game!
Where did you get the tickets?
Gotta get to the Seaward!
Who would go into that musty old claptrap
You have to get rid of the Seaward
I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.
Eh, you get what you pay for
Loser
And like George Bluth, his former attorney (rudy giuliani,) can be found in the red light district with “one of those chicks that turns out to be a guy, are you?”
We need Michael!
He's the world's worst client
"You're... a... crook captain hook. Judge, won't you throw the book... at the piraaaaate!"
Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?
I got a Swede lawyer?!
Best comment.
They can't convict a former president of a crime! Yeah, I don't think that that's true... ...really?
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someone is not familiar with shittposting Take it easy, we’re not making a western here
“It did.”
What is Attested Development?