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PabloPantuflas

Buster being bleeped out for like ten seconds and Michael saying, "Well, no one's gonna top that."


bromli2000

Here's a candy bar. No. I'm withholding it. Look at me, getting off!


GreasyExamination

And the fact that "You old horny slut" wasnt bleeped


tpneocow

I really want to know what was supposed to be said.


DogAteProfile

Supposedly he’s just saying the alphabet lol


natdanger

And secondofly, I know you’re the big marriage expert—wait, I’m sorry, your wife is dead!


J-Steele99

Even Jason Bateman struggled with that one


Smasherah

This one😂😂😂😂


Vespasian79

Second-oBly I’m a true believer in the B That said, absolutely hilarious line


rustman92

George Michael casually saying “I’m going to need a leather jacket when I’m on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide.” And “Ok we are ass to ankles here, Maebe you want to go ahead and hop on your cousin’s lap there? Uh-oh bumpy road ahead”


404Notfound-

Whos that riding that hog GEORGE MICHAEL


tpneocow

20 miles to legoland!


Express-Olive6547

When Gob tried to throw the letter into the ocean. I think it was only episode 2 or 3. It was the scene that got me *hooked* forever


Urinal-cupcake

You mailed the insurance check right?


Express-Olive6547

🔥🍌🔥


Spiff426

I *really* love the follow up at the end of the episode where he just carelessly drops the dead rabbit in the surf


YouthCurse

Whenever somebody in the show tries to imitate a chicken, I lose my shit.


tpneocow

I have a shirt with chickens dressed like characters with all the chicken dances going. :) my favorite parts as well. Coo coo ca chaaaaaa


YouthCurse

Coccko cocccko cooocko \ .\ Gob kills me. That shirt sounds fun xD


triple-bottom-line

Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?


Tab427

How did I forget this one? I want to add that to my list also


Express-Olive6547

Love your flair! *cause it’s the last time!!*


Tab427

SPRING BREAK...WOO


Piyushkumar626

There are dozens of us, DOZENS


dfmidkiff1993

“Did you mail the insurance check, Gob?” That’s the scene that got me hooked.


Bumpylz

“Busting our ass to deliver YOUR mail” when he didn’t even mail it hahaha


grichardson526

Season three when they're calling Michael a chicken for not asking out Rita and the whole family each does their individual chicken dances.


champs-de-fraises

For me it's in same arc: "Any rumor of a mole problem is completely untrue."


MrOopiseDaisy

I'm fully convinced they all (maybe not Gob) know what a chicken sounds like, but all invented their own thing because they know it irritates him.


Snoobs-Magoo

Was this the episode that Michael watched them all do their dance & then said something like, "have any of you ever *seen* a chicken before"?


92xSaabaru

Somehow I missed that during my first watch through, so on my second watch through I saw it for the first time and it completely broke me.


After-Satisfaction-5

Mrs featherbottom driving on the wrong side of the road “Mercy me I forgot I’m in the colonies!”


feelingprettypeachy

“Oh I forget! You call it a sausage in the mouth….” “We just say sausage”


itsSTELLAAA

When Lindsey is dancing in the cage and Lucille, not knowing it’s her own daughter, says, “now that’s a woman who could have used a mothers love” then immediately rolls down her window and shouts “WHORE!!!”


Keyspam102

Up yours granny!


GreasyExamination

You couldnt handle it!


CantSeePeter

'We shan't be telling your mother this shan't we?'


Ngothaaa

I'm in love with your brother in law. The one in the army?


green_kiwi_

You're in love with your own brother??


jaimejuanstortas

“MICHAEL”


Express-Olive6547

I want to join the army! … to be with your brother? 😒


tpneocow

Hermano?


Vespasian79

When Gob says brother in every language but Spanish the says he took Spanish in high school. Always makes em laugh


rustman92

The smash into the table alone had me dying


TragicHero84

“Magical and mysticaAHHL! OhhhHHHHHhhhhhh….” I love how the background music for his “song” stops playing after he crashes into the table lmao


DeezThoughts

This is the winner for me. I fuckin lmao'd just reading this comment 🤣😂🤣


recovery_room

“I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country club ya freak bitch!”


calamityjane101

“You’ve ruined the act, Gob”


feelingprettypeachy

George Bush doesn’t care about black puppets!


Pelanty21

"MY NAME IS JUDGE. JUDGE MY NAME" "I am judging your name. And it am silly" "IS" "Oh so now you're correcting my grammar?"


5a1amand3r

When Tobias is being Mrs. Featherbottom and jumps from the landing with his umbrella, as if he were Mary Poppins. Similarly, when Tobias has his hair plugs and GOB is filming him for the TBA fundraiser and he falls off the landing in the wheel chair.


Rizzie24

The jump with the umbrella is my all-time


Zatchillac

Any time Tobias falls I get a good laugh. Some of that shit looks like it hurt


Vespasian79

When George senior says “hi Tobias” when he’s dressed up as Mrs featherbottom. Also in that scene when Gobs puppet says “hey man that’s his throat”


KingOfMates

Take my bussines card. -AH!! -No no, Its pronunced "analrapist". -It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.


withthegreatone

Gaaaah I remember this one so well. My wife had to come check on me I was laughing so hard I wasn't making any noise


KingOfMates

I laughted when i wrote it, and again reading it.


jacobmrley

When Barry goes full Fonzie in the mirror. You'd think they wouldn't but they did.


HectorVK

Oh, can you tell where that was? I've never watched Happy Days so I think I didn't catch that.


jacobmrley

[S1 E17](https://youtu.be/MK2rWL2EJj0?si=q9373iEGxPJxJj6b)


TinaVeritas

It’s when he goes to comb his hair but decides he already looks great. Heeey!


Efficient-Cell-1009

For me its the scene where Michael wants George Michael to break into Maggie Lizers house, and then the cop shows up to tell them that his partner is inside with his gun drawn i dont know why but i couldnt stop laughing


vaskark

🙂 Close call there, Bullet. 😳 *I’m so sorry about that.*


patsch21

One of my all time favorites too. Super underrated


justwatching12345678

When Julia Louis Dreyfus is in her house while Tobias is sneaking around...she's supposed to be blind, but she's everywhere he is, and he has to keep avoiding her and not get caught. I love it!


jenjenjen731

When she hits Tobias's hands with the baseball bat and Tobias silently screams in pain 😂


tpneocow

And later spraying Lindsay and him, cloaking in her scent, and she says "she's not blind!!"


jenjenjen731

🥸 "She was when she bought this!"


MarcusOPolo

"I have to go to spin class" "I thought you had vertigo"


HectorVK

Also, Astroboy vs The Mole


Wizard_of_Ozymandias

The destruction of Tiny Town had me howling


tpneocow

I thought the woman was pretending as a monster, but she was just out of vodka.


T8mascari

“OH MY GOSH THEY’RE HAVING A FIRE… … … …sale”


gr8gibsoni

IT’S BURNINGGGGG


crnhs

"He's dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioning running"


perceydavis

When one of Luciel's failed interventions transpires in to one of the Bluth's Greatest Parties.


Zestyclose_Guitar_35

I love when Kitty and Lucille have their drinking contest and when Kitty passes out, Lucille says “I have to get back to rehab” *from a distance “SHE’S IN REHAB!!!”


cited

"That one doesn't count"


-Dear_Ambellina-

"Those are balls."


PizzaAndWine99

“WHY AM I NOT GOING UNDERWATER?”


desmithers-ace

Dear God! Why am I not going under water!?


Vespasian79

It happening off camera with the shaky cam is so funny. I’ll be cry laughing everytime I watch that scene


mordhoshogh

“Alone?” “Yeah, almost always”


hufflepuffheather

When Barry runs over Tobias and just yells “What the hell was that?” Also “Micheal get me a vodka.” “Mom, it’s breakfast.” “And a piece of toast.”


serenity1218

George Michael to Gob “has aunt Lindsay ever been pregnant?” Gob “oh yeah, dozens of times.” Then just walks away nonchalantly.


WhateverWhoCaresMeh

The moment I knew I was in good hands was the pilot, "Look at them, they're so flamboyent! It just makes me want to set myself ON FIRE!!" But the moment I was hooked in for good was when Michael observes everyone lying about like bums on a weekday and asks, "Is there a carbon monoxide leak in here?"


littleadventures

Yep I was hooked in the pilot because of this line


kitkatrat

Every Charlie Brown/sad walk gag. I wish I could delete and relive the first time I saw that, so funny. “Hey, where the F*CK ARE MY HARDBOILED EGGS?!”


Melodic_Necessary_87

The whole family doing their individual interpretations of a chicken simultaneously (except Gob)


HectorVK

Gob joins in as well, but too late :)


Melodic_Necessary_87

Awww…COME ON!


Tab427

Bees/Beads Gob trying to ride his segway up the little mound at the construction site Buster in the photo machine with the sheep Buster being seen and not heard at Lucilles and his pants and shirt matched her wallpaper


natdanger

Omg driving the segway up the mound


blaqwerty123

"Mm.. mm. Michael. Mmmmmichael"


Express-Olive6547

Oh my god, Gob and the Segway. Brilliant. When they have the “high speed chase” of the stair-car and the Segway, with the Andale Hermano song playing, and all the normal cars going around them 😂


Tab427

LOL the joy Gob and that segway has given me.... Portugal? Going to live it up *down* ol' *South* America, huh, Mikey


shimmyshimmy00

Every time they mention Portugal and South America in so many episodes. Absolute gold.


GreasyExamination

Gob going over a dirt pile: Michael. Michael... Michael.


Crustybelleend

Every time Lucille bumps into Gene Parmesean and she does that high pitched scream "That's not my trick michael" *episode ends* *next episode begins* "ITS MY ILLUSION"


mchch8989

Selfish country music loving lady always gets me


GNAL1610

Should should should sh sh shh (the failed one where Michael shushes him)


CoyoteAsad

“And Lindsay, crushed and alone, for the first time misses her husband.” Then the camera pans to a poorly camouflaged Tobias covered in George Michael’s diamond cream. “Lindsay..”


Razorbladekandyfan

For me its: Buster: Remember who you're talking to. It sure would be a shame if something happened to your pretty little key witness. Lucille: STAR witness. And are you threatening yourself? Buster: Maybe i am. The dramatic music just makes it even more hilarious.


Smasherah

When Lucille is accidentally high and crash the car into the banana stand at 0.5 mph


bromli2000

Lucille's attempt at parallel parking


premiumk38

"I know it's a bird, I'm on the phone!" "It walked on my pillow!"


DemonLlama1

When Lucille spills her drink in the model home and then George Michael slips on it “Your grandmother had a little accident here.” “Does that mean she has to come live with us?” Gets me every time


AvidHarpy

and then Tobias slips on the same spot "Oh, was your mother here?"...hahahahha That is my favourite episode of the whole series.


DreadAdvocate

The entire second Bluth Christmas party by the Banana Stand had me cackling for a solid 20 minutes after it was over.


itsSTELLAAA

When Gob, feeling lonely and friendless, was trying to hang out with Lucille and she squints her eyes and asks “why are you trying to get me out of my apartment?” While slowly shutting the door on her oldest son


emjay1085

For me it was Gob and Tobias eating cheese and mustard, across the dining table. Choking on dry cheese by the spoonful. Makes me laugh right now just thinking about it


HectorVK

And then Maeby absent-mindedly mixing the stuff herself only to say "What am I doing? I've got the money!"


-TracerBullet

Buster posing with fake boobs, trying to entice one of Michael's past dates. His faces get me every time.


littleadventures

This one so much! It doesn’t get mentioned much but it just cracks me up [Balloon boobs](https://i.gifer.com/9hR.gif)


imbeingsirius

YOU COULDNT HANDLE IT!!!!


the_orangetriangle

“I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands”


BurnThePriest11

When Lucille is on house arrest, so she can't smoke on the balcony. So she blows the smoke into Buster's mouth so he can run to the balcony to blow it out. I lose it every time


Spiff426

All of Mrs Featherbottom (from Blackstool), but especially when "she" crashes through the glass coffee table. Also: FB: take your fun-fun! Maeby: that's phen-phen, it's my mom's, and it's been banned by the FDA FB: well, that's why 🎶 you should always read the label, you should always read the label, in the most delicious way! 🎶 Maeby: Mr Fingerbottom? FB: Mrs!


AromaticStruggle

When Gob loses his mind and doesn't want to be alone with Buster after he lost his hand. "Barry!"


Tall-Saint

- oh hey do you need help with that? - no El, I wanna spill booze all over my f*…cking 6300$ suit. COME ON


CampersPampers

“Like anyone would R her…”


kitkatrat

One of the early episodes Michael asks “is there a gas leak in this house?” It cuts to Gob laying on the couch on his stomach staring off somewhere apathetically, lol


PartHumble780

He says “carbon monoxide leak” which makes it so much funnier. My spouse and I say this one all the time when the other one is being lazy af 😂


bigtimechuck

"Everyone’s laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster." Was watching with my normally conservative parents. First time in a long time that my dad practically fell out of his chair laughing.


anxietyevangelist

When Gob is in hospital after being stabbed in prison. Very funny scene but the bit that kills me is after Lucille jokes about people hating hospitals due to there being no bars there she laughs at her own joke, walks out of shot, the camera pans to Gob and Micheal and then Lucille completely cracks up laughing as she walks down the corridor leaving her sons with a bemused look on their faces.


desmithers-ace

Lol I love when he gets stabbed and sinks to ground quietly saying " but I'm.... white 🙁"


KoshurKoor1115

Had to search for this bc the second laugh makes me crack up every single time 😂


dreamsofpingu

The drug dealing episode with J Walter Weatherman and the Hot Cops had me crying with laughter


Thissssguy

It will always be Ms Fingerbottom falling from the second story.


MightyMike1996

„The Family continued to chant speech speech speech for no one in particular“ My favourite joke in the Show.


Betty-Armageddon

Sword of Destiny, first attempt.


HectorVK

SILENCE, SLAVE!!!


triad1996

Do you mean to tell me I haven't seen one Bob Loblaw comment?!?! The first time my wife and I heard Scott Baio (yeah, yeah...I know) say his name on his attorney ad, both of us couldn't breathe because we were laughing too hard. Then later on, Bob Loblaw's Law Blog? Wow! "We're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw." Perfect!!!


five99one

They don’t allow you to have bees in here.


SkiesFetishist

The bees/beads scene STILL makes me laugh hysterically to this very day, even just thinking about it.


rustman92

When GOB is secretly chauffeuring George GOB: “Just let me handle this.” Guard: “Is that Mr Bluth there?” GOB: “HE’S GOT US DAD, COME ON OUT.” George: “He‘s talking to you, you idiot.“


amuninger

Ohhh MY GOD ITS A FIRE… sale


AJGrayTay

"It'll look real if you squint - god knows they're squinters!" That line took me by surprise, so casually racist, so out of the blue. Too funny.


DominionMM1

“Alright kid…let’s deal some drugs.”


leojack729

Tobias wheeling in looking like death with beautiful hair extensions. Also Buster dancing to the metronome when he thinks he’s hacking the computer(original cut)


unsilent_bob

"Check your lease, man....."


Broccoli_Bee

The whole hermano storyline when gobs girlfriend and Michael get together


aprildawndesign

When they show Buster doing his “Chicago” dance with the dress form, and then he bashes it’s head off with the baseball bat because “he also liked ‘Star Wars’…”


luminousfog

I can’t believe no one has mentioned “the only question is how to get it in her… maybe I’ll put it in her brownie” Secondofly, I’d say “get rid of the seaward” “I’ll leave when I’m good and ready”


dfmidkiff1993

When they do a dramatic extreme close-up on everyone’s reactions and the camera zooms in on Franklin, I lose it every time.


NitroBike

“Uncle G.O.B.! Hey, uh, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?” “Oh, yeah, dozens of times.”


DancePartyRobot

"Those are balls"


Hern_Berferd

Those are balls.


britrocker

When they left Ann in Mexico. Fell off the couch I laughed so hard.


HectorVK

Michael (to a random blonde girl): Ann! Thank God you're alright! Real Ann (from behind): Mr. Bluth? Michael: Ann! Thank God you're ... You're Ann, right?


madkittywoman

Loved that! Also love when George Michael says that Michael had met Ann and he was the one who let her in. When they zoom her in peeling boiled eggs and that whole conversation with the mayonaise etc.. 👍


WhateverWhoCaresMeh

"...you're gonna finally know the sweet sting of sweat in your eyes from a hard day's work as-- BUSTER! You can't do that outside, buddy?"


ZK64

“Musty old clap trap”


HectorVK

The cabin … yes


MonsoonSpoon

Maybe I’ll put it in her brownie


FormalDinner7

“Would you like me to go to the liquor store and buy you some…liquor?”


mermaidpowerz

Chicken Fiiiiiinnngggers with Club Sauce


parrisjd

"You look surprised." "Oh sorry, I must've put it on too high."


AvidHarpy

"Justice can't be blind doc he's got a handle and everything, come on boy.." Justice jumps off the exam table and into the trash can.


ThatFamousOrdeal

During one of the Lindsey/Tobias fights and she reveals he’s wearing cut-offs: “Oh great, go right to that!”


kitkatrat

“I just wanted to share my Pop Secret!”


paperwhitney

BEES?!


bamaja

Is this our little bundle of…. TWO GAY COPS’ BABY??


nibblesweetoats

You’ve ruined the act, Gob


potatodef_1

AMAZING GRACE


Minute-Frame-8060

Lucille to Michael: "you know what else is back?" Michael: "my breakfast?" L: "Mama horny, Michael" M: "definitely my breakfast."


KLoSlurms

When the security guard grills GOB and Franklin— everyone gets a zoom in shot of suspense before he greets Franklin happily. Gets me every time.


Sakariwolf

Gob's face when Michael tells him Steve Holt is his son, and then when it cuts to Gob halfway through the lot already before Michael had even finished speaking. It gets me every time My runner-up is Gob singing "it ain't easy" with Franklin in the studio.


PartHumble780

The whole scene where Michael meets Pastor Veal kills me every time.


bc00pr

“Gene? You can’t be that good!” Probably seen it 100 times and every time I burst in laughter like an insane person


taaka

"You've got the wrong guy. The real Saddam has a scar on his head. I'm no scar. I'm no scar....dot com"


Vespasian79

“Oh I heard the juries still out on science” Gets me in trouble quoting it sometimes but god is it so funny


thewickedmitchisdead

That moment when Rita pulls out the cricket paddle she brought for her and Michael’s pre wedding rendezvous. The way Michael chuckles and says, “Well, put on that tiny teddy and we’ll come up with a fun safe word.”


BlackWhiteCoke

Baby, you got a stew going!


rolandofgilead41089

BEES?!


awastle

When gob and Michael look for busters hand and bust comes up the side of the stair car and shows his stump and gob yells “monster!” Second is buster with the coconut on his hook and just bonking his head, the sound effect there kills me every time.


littleadventures

Theses so many good ones here. I rarely hear this one but the scene when Buster comes down the stairs with [balloons as boobs](https://i.gifer.com/9hR.gif)


gosailor

Michael asking George Michael's roommate "You ever been on a plane you little shit?"


twoburgers

"I'm here! I'm queer! And now I'm over here!" made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.


ErnestGoesToPoop

When Gob walks on the pool water and the episode ends with this inspirational music, then cut to: “Next time on Arrested Development” and the chaos that ensues gets a big laugh out of me. Especially since I hear something different every time. “He’s not going underwater!”


corpus_bebe

SWOOP ME


mariam67

The battle between the giant mole and George Michael in the jet pack in front of the Japanese investors. I cried.


StrangledByTheAux

“Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house?”


hoopspaghetti

my first watch of arrested development was with my mum and i had left the room to get something when i heard what can only be described as a cackle. like i hardly ever hear her laugh that hard. it was the scene of tobias as featherbottom SMASHING into the glass table. https://youtu.be/tt8Iwf_87eY?si=whZe11byVyEirH3H


Witty_Cod_1580

“Stop him, he’s ruining his life!” When George Michael is buying weed and the hot cops show up to teach him a lesson 😂 I knew I had found my show


Rough_Maintenance306

When Lyndsey called Lucille and Lucille instinctively said “Get a job”


fiddleleaffiggy

When Buster hits Rita and then Gob roofies her lmaooo that had me rolling


jaimejuanstortas

GOB and Tony saying “same”


AlPaCherno

That's insame!


fracturedtoe

Tobias, as the play director, leaning on that folding chair and falling forward.


Razorbladekandyfan

Busteeer <3


mutdude12

“he’s never made it past UC Irvine”


voodooochild

I’m afraid I just blue myself


blwingkisses

my name is judge


Zatchillac

GOB doing his acts and has a cloth blowing over his face


Keyspam102

The episode making a stand where first gob fake kills Michael and then busters fake hand gets shot off, I actually thought I would die laughing because I just couldn’t catch my breath. Even thinking about busters facial expression now 20 years later kills me when he says ‘and that’s why you don’t use a one armed person to scare someone’


Neftun

I lose it when the rich uncle, Bullet methinks, yells to his giant carrying him around: «TO THE NUTS!!» And the giant stuffs Bullet’s face in the nearest male crotch.


cherrryblosssoms

The weird 3D warning n then Gob throwing a tomato at Michael in that one meeting. That entire episode just killed me, but that one particular part had me on the floor.


geminimawma

“six, seven, eight, LO-nine, ten, TWELVE! love is in the aaaair…”


fridleychilito

Gob falling out the casket’s trap door, getting buried and hearing him say “something’s gone wrong”