I hate it when I have to do mitosis every time someone doesn't believe me. I mean, what am I gonna do with my clones?

idl harvest their organs? Make them make garlic bread?

make them your slaves. Make them do ur laundry idk

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yes. i am mitosis 😋👍

*high pitched* can ya? Can ya? Can ya?

Me: * glues ace flag to forehead * Me: how bout now

"Life...uh...finds a way."

"Oh sorry, let me just-" *Sailor moon transforms into a plant*

NOW ME! o 0 8 oo YAAAAY

My friends make jokes that I can split off like mitosis

im purple

We reproduce by budding

Okay but why aren't they wearing pants??

I tried to explain this form of reproduction to people ​ i think this way is far better than the other way

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Lol

I don't perform mitosis but I do shed my skin, am I still valid?

No i spit out eggs like a namekian.

This is the second video to have disturbing audio and I’m scared