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This question behind asked 8 times a day.


NoDig513

I'd get rid of rude comments that don't make sense if you read them out loud.


Disastrous_Bed_8159

Id get rid of you, bitch. I would also get rid of quotation marks and the apostrophe in id.


JetsNBombers0707

Thank you for providing an example of what they were talking about


Disastrous_Bed_8159

My eency weency little thing not too far up there


Disastrous_Bed_8159

I'll give you an example of my itty bitty dick in your ass


JetsNBombers0707

Sorry I'm allergic to shrimp


Disastrous_Bed_8159

Then stay well away from my little guy. It could kill you.


JetsNBombers0707

Tricks on you I welcome death


Disastrous_Bed_8159

Ok... then stay near my little guy. Choking wont work but the allergies should


JetsNBombers0707

🤣🤣🤣🤣


JetsNBombers0707

"If you could talk to your 16 year old self what would you say" 8 times an hour


DryBones2009

There’s always that.


jojokitti123

Animal abuse


NoIndividual5987

Oh I so want to upvote this more


ConclusionMaleficent

Violence


DryBones2009

Basically all crime Like bank robberies and other nonviolent crimes.


ComplexPermission4

I'd narrow that down to violations of "malum in se" laws.  Otherwise we'd have people making laws to do all sorts of crazy shit. Plenty of states would no longer have any LGBT population - they'd just make it illegal!  That said, there may be other advantages. We could make getting cancer illegal..... Lots of implications there.


Icewallow-toothpaste

Reddit.


DryBones2009

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Willing-University81

Stigma, cancer, or mental health issues 


Royal-Drop1619

The way the world especially the internet became after 2009


JetsNBombers0707

I'd go back to 2001 on that


DryBones2009

My personal choice would be cancer. Nobody has to deal with it anymore. Those who have it when it’s eradicated will be immediately cured.


FurbiesAreMyGods

Agreed, lost 2 people to it. Fuck cancer.


DryBones2009

Not to ignore the fact that like 99% of cancers are incurable once you are diagnosed with them. I think prostate cancer is one of the lucky few that can be reversed if action is taken immediately.


vegasidol

That is so, so not true. My MiL has Diffuse Large B-Cell Lymphoma. The survival rates are as follows. Stage 1 — 73.6 percent Stage 2 — 73.6 percent Stage 3 — 63.7 percent Stage 4 — 53.2 percent If you suspect you have a problem, get tested sooner than later. It makes a big difference. For another example: Acute lymphoblastic leukemia (ALL) With current treatment regimens, about 80%–90% of people with ALL will reach a complete remission (which means that leukemia cells cannot be seen in the bone marrow). About half of these people relapse. About 40%–50% of people with ALL reach a complete remission and do not relapse. Cancer IS curable. You have to give others hope they can live...not give up at the start because someone said they have a 1% survival rate.


vegasidol

I first eagerly said "mosquitos", then said, "oh no, cancer, for sure".


JetsNBombers0707

I'll live with cancer over mental health any day of the week


Acceptable-Form-7075

Poverty


DryBones2009

That’d get rid of a whole host of problems along with it, I like that idea!


gyozafish

Thanos snaps, saying I have granted your request. Poor people everywhere start collapsing into piles of dust.


DryBones2009

Well, that’s one way.


random123121

Or maybe kill all the wealth hoarders?


Laurabengle

Killing would be extreme, but maybe we can send them to the moon on their personalized spaceships?


random123121

Nah, fuck it kill em. They cause so much death and suffering just to satisfy their massive egos or whatever.


-SwagMessiah-

Fr


viciouspierrott

Ingrown hair


Hrlyrckt2001

Hate


DryBones2009

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


eileen_aquamarine

cancer


simbaslanding

human suffering


simbaslanding

kill multiple stuff with one stone: poverty, severe illness, famine, etc


LockhandsOfKeyboard

But if someone wants to suffer, for example in the form of watching a horror movie, that would prevent it.


extramayor

Weapons of mass destruction


Alert_Perception9728

Greed. It's the driving force behind almost every societal ill. War? Greed. Crime? Greed. Poverty? Greed. We'd probably have a more peaceful existence without greed.


Dayne_Dayne

Surprising how little this is mentioned. The love of money is the root of all evil.


[deleted]

This question. It's getting old.


LancasterRothshchild

Onlyfans


DryBones2009

Pretty good option, remove most NSFW content from the internet.


gyozafish

That is small minded thinking. Just eliminate all kinds of freedom in one go.


DryBones2009

North Korea, is that you ‽


LancasterRothshchild

Plenty of domain names, could make it "OnlyWindTurbines"


conqueefstador12

Religion


Reniyato

David


JNorJT

Microtransactions in video games!


Arftul

Insurance


peter-man-hello

I would remove all forms of 'harm'. Imagine if the very concept of harm, be it physical, financial, mental, etc, was nonexistent.


Ikaros9Deidalos6

The electron to crash the Simulation


Wild-Ability1824

Politicians


whatryoudoinghere

You dropped this 🏆


[deleted]

Shitty people


bloopblopman1234

False information


Some1inreallife

I'd get rid of circumcision for good.


BiggWoogie

Corporate Greed.


Low-Tumbleweed-5793

The human ego.


PhesteringSoars

(After Cancer . . .) Telemarketers. Especially scammers who have no real product/service and only want to steal from unsuspecting people. To intentionally prey on the weakest among us, is the lowest of the low.


Smoke-A-Beer

Mosquitoes


-SwagMessiah-

War and corrupt governments...and mosquitoes


Anonymoosehead123

Leaf blowers.


[deleted]

Humans


RottenPussyJuice

This is the correct answer


darksquirrel44

Money


DryBones2009

😏


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[удалено]


Neat-General-5596

bffr 💀


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Goddessviking86

as an advocate for autism I would want to see myths and misunderstandings about autism be eradicated so people can see and better understand it


CpalEagles

Why not just eradicate autism then?


comrademaps

Because autism is not a problem.


CpalEagles

Yes it is. Trust me I would know.


punk_lover

Pollution


Nlj6239

subatomic particles


musesx9

Mr. Cheetos


Bloom_-

Owl house


Disastrous_Ad2007

Excessive taxes and regressive taxes on the working poor. I believe it is a violation of the Geneva convention because it is the inverse condemnation of a person’s life.


InvisibleUrzainqui

Headaches


ExpressionAromatic17

Me.


Previous_Soil_5144

The last 3 Star Wars trilogy movies, but only if they're also eradicated from my memory.


[deleted]

Fred.


UriahTheVortigaunt

Either all mental health issues, or all world conflicts


TeraStellar22

Cancer


sachi_chan18

greed


_DogMom_

War! What is it good for?


melanierayne84

Child predators


felaniasoul

Illness


[deleted]

Bad people who get away with their shit. Eliminate them and things would be much better.


famouslyanonymous1

Nuclear weapons


Ocfri

Cancer cancer cancer


realsalmineo

Nuclear weapons.


rodejo_9

Greed


Suspicious_Chance244

That bitch at my work that thinks we're friends but I can't fucking stand her!


griffinrider1812

Biting / Stinging insects, bees excluded


[deleted]

Tik Tok


[deleted]

Spiders


KatBD19961996

Social media


SSBBWLuvver

‘Horizontal Harris’


xoLiLyPaDxo

Mosquitos 


LockhandsOfKeyboard

Evil.


strwberri-shortcake

r*pists.


Apprehensive-Tear442

Every enemy.


thebatmanbeynd

Cancer


Cruezin

My lack of being in possession of 1 billion dollars


Critical_Teach_43

Depression


Loosewheel2505

Greed


Windycitybeef_5

Jealousy


JetsNBombers0707

Trolls


JetsNBombers0707

Alzheimer's or any type of psychosis/dementia


Dull-Geologist-8204

Cellphones, yes I wrote this on a cellphone.


facial-massage

Right wing scum


AngelicaRotten

Greed


wobbuffet009

Humans.


Few-Conversation-618

The ability for anyone to possess more than USD$100m or equivalent in money, shares, property and/or anything else. Every dollar in value above that gets liquidated and that dollar gets assigned to the current poorest person alive. 


illogicalSoul

War


umimmissingtopspots

Guns


Remarkable-Let251

Unpopular opinion here but US. The human race. Overall we will praise ourselves for coming together during times like 9/11 or covid, yet we can't bother ourselves to ask someone that looks dead on the sidewalk if they are OK. Especially if they are in addiction. That's the problem also. We have decided somewhere along the way to play judge jury and executioner of our fellow man with our assumptions and judgments of them at a glance. People tell me "but look at what humanity did here and there that was soo good!". And I say "that only makes it worse because it shows the capacity we have to do good but we actively chose not too because we might be put out or simply just dont give a shit." I really hope we never get off this rock. 


RottenPussyJuice

Agreed. Humanity hasn't achieved anything except mass extinction of other species and a polluted planet.


treeteathememeking

Get rid of boobs Watch the world implode Profit?


PyroGod77

Religion


GlitteringOwl5385

Capitalism, it works for now but is getting out of hand with all these companies sucking the life outta employees for the result of profits every single year. There’s ganna come a point where u can’t just make profits all the time


random123121

What we have not is not true capitalism, it is crony capitalism.


comrademaps

Capitalism will always lead to crony capitalism which leads to imperialism, which is actually what we have now.


random123121

"In a true capitalist system, businesses are subject to the forces of market discipline. This means that companies must be accountable for their actions and decisions, facing the consequences of success or failure based on their strategies and market performance." There are 3 major players involved. Business, Consumers and Government. The first two are supposed to be the only active players in the market with the government more of a referee role. What happened in America is the consumers are not active participants and consistently voted to increase the size and scope of the government. Now businesses lobby the government (paying off the ref) and the media (which some consider the 4th branch of government.) So now it is an uneven playing field. However, it is still better than the other economic systems where the government is the main player to begin with. Capitalism at least gives the consumers a fighting chance whereas things like socialism/communism the only solution is overthrow regimes or wait for them to fail. Even in a crony capitalist system you stand a better chance, but it takes a leader to unite the consumers who are being misled. (which is why every great leader that did this was assassinated mysteriously) You can still vote in elections, protest, boycott, stop watching the news, stop voting for politicians who are corrupt, vote for smaller more decentralized government and restore balance of the free market. The greatest accomplishments have come from free market systems.


DryBones2009

Especially when they have boats advertising crypto on the beach. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


DreamFighter72

How are companies "sucking the life outta employees" exactly? If anything employees are sucking the life out of companies. All I see are lazy workers with low levels of skills who want more and more money for working less and less and companies struggling to deal with the high cost of raw materials while at the same time dealing with having to pay low skilled workers way more than they are worth because of government mandated increases in minimum wage.


GlitteringOwl5385

lol


comrademaps

Let’s say I get paid $20/hr to make lattes. The company I work for sells each latte for $5. I make 15 lattes on a shift, making the company $75 an hour. Why is the company withholding the money that I generate for them from my labor? Is overhead really costing the company $55/hr per employee?


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Right Winger politics because they think that anybody who is concerned and wants to take action on Climate Change, gun violence, poverty, homelessness and affordability, the wealth gap, gender equity, racial equity, the environment, endangered species, and the next pandemic is an extremist left winger and lying about it. Where there's a problem, somebody is working on a solution.  Where there's a solution, the Right Wing will be there to whine, complain and campaign against it.


whatryoudoinghere

"Us good humans. Them bad humans! Ooga booga". Calm down. The left and the right cut each other down until neither of you have a leg to stand on. Both the left and the right have lied and continue to lie to achieve their goals.


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

>Us good humans. Them bad humans! Ooga booga". Calm down. The left and the right cut each other down until neither of you have a leg to stand on. Uh oh.  Here it comes.  Nothing substantial.  Just straight to the attacks.  Nothing about those concerns.  Made my point.


[deleted]

Haiti.


random123121

The people who robbed Haiti of its resources


DryBones2009

🥷


John_Fx

Sandals.


ruthtrick

Socks with..


John_Fx

always