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naughty_ottsel

Same day 😍 so zero… Good old right hand, been together forever and he’s never left me ❤️


Low-Initiative-5279

Sometimes I cheat with my left or pocket pussy. They get real jealous when I pull out ol Betty.


Velavee7

At first I was thinking if you meant your twin 🤣😅


RemusPa

None because he doesn’t exist


GheyScholar23

Real


Ciana_Reid

5 years 5 imaginary years Can't wait to do something super special for his imaginary 40th Oh wait.........


DaZMan44

Not sure. How old is Tom Holland?


Gay_Blade_69

For me it would be Chris Hemsworth. Or do I mean Liam? So hard to choose. Maybe both, together, but no sitting back and watching. I want a proper three-way.


Inevitable-Ad7342

Heard he has a small dick


rigimonoki-over

So fucking what I’ll suck that nub so hard he’ll deflate


Inevitable-Ad7342

Lol


rigimonoki-over

Chris; pine, hemsworth, evans, pratt they are not safe with me around 🤭


Gay_Blade_69

Yeah, and a few more. All those Chrises are pretty, but I have to put Hemsworth first for me. Pine might get second place for those gorgeous eyes.


rigimonoki-over

It’s pratt evans hems and pine for me. I like em beefy


Gay_Blade_69

Pratt is a little too bratty for me. Beefy is fine, but I like Hemsworth's sense of humor, and I can't see Pratt as Thor. I love a good beard.


rigimonoki-over

Wdym by Christ pratt as Thor?


Gay_Blade_69

I said I _can't_ see him as Thor, meaning I can't imagine him being good in the role. I doubt anyone will ever ask him, as Hemsworth has that part down. He looks so hot heavily bearded, but I'll admit to having a thing about facial hair.


[deleted]

What is it with gay men and incest?😭😭


Gay_Blade_69

Gay men don't have the problem of parentage that straight people do. You really shouldn't have sex with your sister and have a child, but brothers have nothing to worry about. If they get off on each other, what's the big deal? In the case of the Hemsworths, I'd be just as turned off if Liam were a Smith. I don't like playing with two guys as much when they aren't also messing with each other. Sure, it's nice being the center of attention, but they've got dicks, asses, and mouths I can't keep busy all the time. Might as well share them with each other so I can watch.


BananaBladeOfDoom

As long as nobody else claims Idris Elba, we're all good.


Appropriate-Hope-235

mom it's my turn to claim Idris Elba


ilybutyouletmedown

he's 26, 27 on 6/1


BerryAccomplished965

Me (27), him (21)


EitherAdagio4804

5 years. I’m 35 and he’s 30


YouWouldntThrowagay

Same here. Boyfriend is almost 31 though, so like 4.5 years.


daddysnewboi

30 YEARS! And we have been together for 10! Looks like we have the biggest gap so far.


thegeneralstorm

I'm curious, how old are you?


[deleted]

2 Months


MiserableChoice7372

1 year me (22) him (23)


nikolaija1

1 day lol


PunkBowser157

I'm 43 and my bf is 29 and he likes older guys so that's a bonus for me lol


Inevitable-Ad7342

Weirddddd


MatthewDstantoN

What's weird about it? Adults dating adults?


Ok_Revenue_753

Why? Both are firmly adults. If one was barely 18, then it'd be extremely weird (even though it'd still be legal).


alexisqueerdo

For the first time in my life… a full 22 years. I’m 32 and he’s 54.


Livid_Ad7886

None both 30, same bday too. Makes it super easy to remember haha.


Gay_Blade_69

Wow! And I thought my husband and I were compatible. Then again, I don't want to share my cake.


Jaydwon

I always share my cake with my bf 🤣🤣


Livid_Ad7886

Haha, true. But we usually order 2 different desserts and try them.


chadhungstud

But looks like you guys don’t mine sharing Reddit feeds hehe I find that hot


justsomedood85

Both 38. He’s four months and one day older than me. 🥰


Caland201

25 years. Me (47) him (22).


lisek_

Dham that's a lot


Caland201

God don’t tell him that.. :)


Level_Stranger5702

You a sexy daddy? I love daddies too. Always been into older guys. You guys dad/son romance? That us what I want.


[deleted]

What the hell do u have in common with a 22 year old? So fkn weird


Caland201

How old are you?


[deleted]

18.


ScorpioSon

They’re both adults lol.


Ok-Address-1768

I’m 30 he’s 22


andrebalg

That was the age gap between my boyfriend and me when we became a couple. Now I just turned 33, he is about to turn 25.


fioraflower

my parents were 12 years apart, met when my mm was 18. stayed together in a healthy relationship until my dad died. made it really easy for me to not judge age gap relationships


brian031

4 years


Tim22455

Me 27, he 48


neutrallywarm

12 years. I'm 30, he's 42.


gjgorman

25 years. Together for 10 years and got married in 2022.


replover1989

We’re 30 years ☺️ hopefully that’ll be us too


you_sucked_my_dick

I'm curious, what age does each of you have?


replover1989

20 and 50. Been together for a year now


[deleted]

Between myself and my husband is 38 years.


lisek_

Wow how come you even meet then?


[deleted]

He contacted me.


central_Fl_fun

Online?


[deleted]

Yep. In one of the apps. Scruff I think.


lisek_

What do you 2 do togheter or talk about tho wen I talk with my granddad it's quite boring, and so far I have not seen many old people that are way more exiting


[deleted]

Lol. We play games, both board and online. D&D, Warhammer, etc. Build things. He runs the house. Takes care if the dogs. I work. It's a great life.


Special-Hyena1132

>Warhammer WH40K is my love language.


lisek_

Ok sounds quite chill, it might sound rude but do you find your partner physically attractive? I can't look at a old person and think anything with it.


[deleted]

Lol. I'm the old one. And he's all over me every day.


lisek_

Dham lucky


[deleted]

Finding this comment late but.... this is legit my ideal relationship


Square-Dragonfruit76

2 years


420bandocommando

6 months


MEandMYrattail

3 years. I’m 32 he’s 29


joemondo

Two weeks.


Gay_Blade_69

Ten years, but we met in our thirties and forties, so totally insignificant then and even more minor now.


misterlovesick6

23 years


massageguy63

Such a young group. 55 and 60 here.


Palmbreezedad

14 years


KosmiKastaway

My fiancé is 6 months younger than me. We're currently in that sweetspot where we're the same age before my next birthday.


PkFire01

16.5 years I’m 26 he’s 42, 43 this month


Muddymo3

Me (64), him (39). Been together for 10 years.


AkolouthosSpurius

7 atm. Presuming I still have one ☠️ 18-25, though I am gonna turn 19 soon…


Series710

Oof, I hope things works out for ya


AkolouthosSpurius

Thanks 🥰


Stagger_Lee_2023

24 years


kitoko972

15 years older than me


Duncopper

I'm 24 and he's twice my age


replover1989

Mine is 2.5 times my age 🤣🤣


doodwheresmy

10 years, i’m 30, he’s 40


Gay_Blade_69

Nice round numbers. In 30 more years you'll be me and my husband. Life is good.


GreenForeign7341

7. hes 26 i’m 19


Bubbly_Magazine2732

I have been in four serious relationships and my partner has always been 10-13yrs younger


aalcoholic1

3 years. Him (31) me (28)


zeke3636

8 yrs he is 23 and im 31


[deleted]

12 years (husband)


Amankris759

Broke up with him but he was 2 years older.


GaryLooiCW

I'm 26, he's unknown


central_Fl_fun

Won't say, or from a culture that doesn't track?


MeasurementBig8850

12 years.


[deleted]

I'm a virgin by my BF isn't...also My BF doesn't exist🥲🥲🥲


merisle4444

How to do the math if he doesn’t exist 🫠


BauhausTM

The answer is 5 ... as in, your hand.


[deleted]

13 years


Ok-Ear-1914

My husband and I, 9 years


Neat_Reflection_2782

3 months, we are both 19


Historical_Angle2548

8 years. Me 28. Him 36


MatthewDstantoN

4 years. 36 (me) and he's 40


jazzking13

I'm kinda single right now but my ex is older than me by only like 6 months


amherst762

24


sfbayarea36

16 months. 43 (me) 44 (him)


Johnny3653

38 and 42 (4 years)


lasvegashomo

3 years. I never liked huge age gaps so all my bfs have only been a couple years older at most.


Tewo_Spring

5 days ad as I m older he calls me his daddy


powerbottomflash

7 and I’m the older one.


Stranger-danger341

5 years. Both in our 30s


SoakUpWine

6 days haha We will celebrate the birthday parties together, in one single party lol


Designer_Ad6863

He's 36 and I'm 28. We actually started dating when I was 21 and he was 29. I guess it helps that we were both still in university. He was finishing his PhD, so the "mental age gap" didn't feel too big from the start.


Cato1704

Less than one month


gradwhan

29 and 31


Mission-Intelligent

He is 41 and I am 29. So 12 years.


vooodooocat

10 years, thank God. 25 (me), 35 (him).


thebenbang

Me 27 and him 24. The other difference is that hes hot and Im ugly as hell


Lorenzo7891

I'm 35. He's nonexistent.


BearishUK

He's 1 year younger than me (44). I always thought if I were to have a bf/partner,. they'd be a few years younger than me. Well, now I'm very happy with what I have :-)


Several_Sock_4791

Lol to be exact im 4 years 5 months 24 days older than him. Im 26 and he is 22.


Nikobobinous

Just over 5.5, and he just passed the age I was when I met him


xSpiritOfTheMoon

1 year, 11 months and 1 week apart.


just_a_person85

3 years (him 24, me 27)


trada62

I am 2 years older


RhoninM

4 years


PupMarvel

10 years between the hubs and I


cir69cuit

10 years and 10 days. Started dating when bf was 21 me 31. He turns 47 this year. I am the only birthday he remembers since its 10 days after his.


wildxlr

8 years. I'm 25 while he's 33 🖤


PainterOne3154

7 months difference between my and my guy, but we're not actually boyfriends.


Whole-Ad8605

5, I'm 32 and he's 27.


mattormateo

I’m 38, he’s 41. Not really much of a difference at this point we’re in the same stage of life.


nudeguyokc

7 years. 58 me. 51 him. Both Virgo with birthdays 7 days apart.


Haruki88

6 years (and 9 months and 6 days)


Nesypauk

10 years 26 and 36. 5 year together and still counting.


jvalognes

7 years difference; I'm 31 and he's 38 Been together for 4.5 years


NervousHoneydrew5879

It’s 2 years 11 months to be precise hes 21 and I’m 18


Stabby94

I’m 28. He’s 23.


TaxMedium3336

3 months and 2 days


franminach

5 months, i'm the younger one


Fit_Discipline_3232

4 years, I'm 28 he's 32


SeveralConcert

I’m 38 and my husband is 32. 7 years together, 1 married


DeeMoney27

I’m 27 and he’s 37


65falcon02

I’m almost 21 he’s going on 33


Fifty-somethingLMBT

15 years I'm 53 and he's 68.


Professional-Fan5966

11 years He's the older one


MakeLagunaGayAgain

I’m 39 and BF is 22, so 17 years apart. He has Epilepsy so whenever the paramedics or hospitals see us they’re like “Oh your Dad is so nice taking care of you!” One time when he was still out of it he joked and literally said “Oh he’s my Daddy”. I was so embarrassed! Lol


kkgyo

1.5 yrs (22 and 21)


wifarmhand

12 years


Plane-Thought

I’m 36 and my boyfriend is 43. Honestly, best choice I ever did. I always dated younger and that was not the best choice for me.


Llfeofjerm

1 year


Polamola109

25 years. Me was 25 he 50


spiderowych89

I am 32 and he is 45.


iCinn

Enough to piss off Karen but not get disowned by Mom and Dad. 😂


hippoturtl3

18 years


meGrimlocke

-10


757gaycruiser

I’m 38 and he is 31.


Gullible_School6167

I’m 30, my Bf is 24