Went through a phase where I wore a cockring on occasion because I thought, why not. At the urinal at work, a colleague whom I don’t work with often, was visiting the urinal as well. They are separate and have dividers. Well, my cockring had come off, fell into the liquid, and I kind of jumped out of surprise. And, a metal ring hitting porcelain has a very distinct sound. Here’s the next few seconds, but seemed like it went on for hours, lol:
Him: everything okay over there?
Me: (ignoring him and pretending he was asking someone else there a question) oh, me?
Him: what was that?
Me: I don’t know? Oh, that must be the plumbing.
Now, the urinal starts autoflushing and the cockring starts dinging around, and I’m petrified. By this point, I’ve zipped up and panicking if I should leave it, or make a scene and try to fish it out of the urinal.
Him: is everything all right? It’s okay, we have programs if you’re doing drugs.
Me: uhhhhh, no, my cockring fell in the urinal. Im not doing drugs.
Him: ohhhh. Okay.
Me: this didn’t happen. I will resolve this.
Him: right on, man! But why do you need to wear a cockring to work?
Me: I have a medical reason for it (which I absolutely do not have)
Him: well. It’s good you’re being proactive about your health and well-being 🫣
Me: errrrr, uh, yep!
Several years later, he’s on my team, now, and always seems to go out of his way to acknowledge me during team meetings, but in a positive way. 🫢
I can relate to this on a similar level. I forgot to take my cockring off after a gym rendezvous. I hopped on the treadmill for some cardio and as I picked up the pace, the cock ring fell off went down my pants leg hit the belt and shot across the room.
Any recommendations on a solid beginners cock ring ? I'm mostly looking for increased sensitivity and holding a strong erection. Also amazing story LOL handled that like a champ.
Omigod, listen to this guy. Tried this with some friends. 10 mins later, we were parallel puking into a bathtub 😭
PS: If you wanna share this idiotic experience, go slow and dilute that shit with some water 🙃
It's supposed to be an intense near instant buzz because it bypasses your liver and metabolic system since it gets absorbed directly into your blood stream.
Which also means 2 shots of undiluted vodka through ass can get you super shitfaced in 10 mins.
alcohol gets absorbed a lot more than if it goes to your stomach first.
It's risky though!! there's an episode of 1000 Ways to Die where a girl kills herself by drinking a bottle of wine via enema.
We also took a few shots the normal way before hyping each other to try this random stuff we read online...
Probably a habitual reaction to feeling extremely shit faced.
I turn really submissive & into a slut when I’m super horny. I’ve allowed myself to be recorded stripping naked and being made to jerk off, say degrading things about myself (calling myself names & guy behind the camera verbally making fun of me), make animal like noises, and cumming on camera. I play with my butthole & consent to recording. Im showing my face the whole time & now there’s a couple videos of me uploaded on the internet. My face is visible the whole time & I’m totally recognizable. So far no one I know how found them.
When I was young and oblivious I jacked off with shampoo and then I didn’t even have the common sense to wash the shampoo off. So for the next couple of days my dick burned and I was in so much discomfort
Fucked one of my bi coworkers in a dark room at my Chrysler job last year lol. Closed the door, he dropped his pants and let's just say I went animal af lol couldn't hold it in me anymore
Aah, I wish I'd get such an opportunity at my work. Lol. This one coworker and his delicious booty in the tight jeans are driving me nuts. I cannot not think about fucking him every time I see him in the hallway.
Exactly. Haha. I know its work so I am as professional as I need to be to stay out of trouble. But, it's so damn hard. All his Jean's scream "yo, I squat a lot and take care of my glutes for you to stare at". The struggle 😭😭
I was young and horny and agreed to let an older man and his friends have their way with me. So ended up having four older men tie me up and fuck the shit out of me. This started at 4 ish in the evening. I passed out somewhere during this after a couple hours. Woke up around 9:15 naked in the backyard. When I knocked on the door, one of the dude who had fucked me just threw my t-shirt out which was torn at this point and nothing else. Ended up running back home naked, luckily it was late and didn't run into anyone. Never again. Lol.
Oh man. I am so sorry. Does weed make you have better sex or greater pleasure? Since the stripper wasnt there to socialize, I'd be pretty mad at myself for ruining a perfect moment by chilling before sex. Nevertheless cool story. Haha.
I love weed but it is a complete boner killer for me too. It’s like the opposite of viagra lol. So if someone wants to smoke I always wait until after.
His name was Peter, and it became somewhat regular until I started avoiding him cause I got bored of saying, "No, I don't want a blowjob tonight, thanks..." Every fucking night.
Took a bicurious twinks virginity in the back yard at a house party. It was really dark back there but I’m sure people saw. He didn’t care and neither did I at the time.
He was 18 or 19. I was 21. He wasn’t out to his friends before then but it obviously got around after that lol
I think I'll win this round of being stupid while horny hands down.
This one time I ended up in a trailer park on a night that rained heavily. Drove in the heavy rain. Didnt know the guy lived in a sketchy neighborhood as I never drove to that side of town.
Couldnt see a fucking thing in the rain and when I parked outside his place, ran the front two wheels of my car in to a ditch. Meaning I needed help to get the fucking car out. So, I had to spend the night in a trailer park in a strangers house cause I couldnt drive back.
Icing on the cake was the guy whom I was chatting with & ended up spending the night with was a registered felon. Apparently he got busted by cops in a sting operation of sorts on Grindr where they posed as underage kid and he says he got tricked. He definitely looked like a harmless twink. So I sorta believed his story.
Anyways, woke up the next day mornin. Still alive. Called AAA early morning. Only issue was all the roads leading to that fucking trailer park got flooded due to the heavy rain all night, so the tow truck driver really needed to figure out a way to get to the place where I was. After great difficulty I get the driver to pull the car out of the ditch. After that I needed to figure out a way to not pass through any of those flooded streets and safely get on to the freeway. It was a hassle. The whole ordeal was a nightmare.
Needless to say how much I cursed myself for my stupidity, horniness and abdicating the responsibility with which an adult should behave.
Learnt a huge lesson. Never made such stupid mistake again.
Didnt have sex cause I just didnt feel comfortable enough once I realized where I was. Just messed around a bit and fell asleep. It was overall meh.
Have to say, the guy was super sweet.
Well, given the kind of stuff I had to go thru that night even before I got to his place, this story didnt shock me enough at that time. So I just took his words for what they are considering I slept at his place.
In his version he painted himself as the victim where the cop, who posed as a kid which he was unaware of slipped in his age being 16 or something and he says he missed that part. He thought he was chatting with someone of legal age. Anyways, the whole thing was super sketchy. But, by then I had enough reasons to be embarrassed about myself that sharing the bed with registered sex offender was just another shitty turn that night lead me in to.
It’s quite possible that your “host” was being entirely truthful. Some police departments are very aggressive in fishing for potential pedophiles. In my youth we all knew that the cops would entrap guys in restrooms by sending in hot young undercover cops to entice a response from an unwitting guy standing at a urinal. Entrapment existed then and it does now.
> ended up spending the night with was a registered felon. Apparently he got busted by cops in a sting operation of sorts on Grindr where they posed as underage kid and he says he got tricked. He definitely looked like a harmless twink. So I sorta believed his story.
While what he did wasn't ok, the US sex offender registry is terrible, keeping people down long after they've served their time, preventing them from living in anywhere near livable places, and hurting their ability to reintegrate into society.
It doesn't create an incentive not to recidivate.
Very true. In California you can end up on a sex offender registery for simply exposing yourself in public without ever even touching another person. Once on a sex offender registry you can kiss your your ability to get a job or an apartment goodbye forever.
Dude I went to college with came within inches of ending up on the registry because he was hammered and took a leak in a bush on a college campus and campus security caught him. That has stuck with me forever now if I ever have to abruptly pee and absolutely cannot hold it and have to pull over I end up going so deep into the woods I get super creeped out and go running out when I'm done and I'm STILL stressed out while peeing some random can somehow see me deep in the forest peeing. Insane law.
A buddy of mine that joined the army did that, but he wasn’t horny. He had just gotten out of the gas chamber in basic training hadnt cleaned his hands of the gas residue so when he went to piss he said his cock was on fire and humping a nearby snowpile was his smartest choice.
I got really drunk and high while out with some mates, been drinking for 9 hours or so. ended up at my friend's house as I missed the last bus home and turns out that's where my ex was staying over too, we had a sofa each to sleep on until she asked if I wanted a shag (because of drunken horn and fimilar places and all that) so I agreed, obviously. I'm a gentleman like that.
Anywho all was going well but then roighly 15 minutes in I got a massive leg cramp in my right thigh (clearly I hadn't drank enough water that day) so I asked her if it was alright for a break, and then I proceeded to sparked up another (pre rolled) joint. Now at this point there was 3 of her, the ceiling was the wall, and my clothes refused to return to my body as my leg was in pain and I just couldn't seem to grab anything other than my joint.
So i dont know when I fell asleep but I woke up in the morning on the floor, completely naked except for a condom still on my limp dick and my friends flat mate cooking herself some breakfast. My friends flat mate was very Muslim and completely ignored me slapping off the condom and sticking my clothes back on grabbing the rest of my stuff and shamefully saying goodbye before heading home. Apparently she wasn't happy with what she woke up to (but happy enough to leave me laying there on the floor, the pervert) and no one involved ever mentioned the whole ordeal ever again.
So it was either that or it was when I was 22 I let a hung 66 year old rear end me in his audi outside my parents house on Christmas eve. Think his name was Walter, lovely guy.
Jacked off in the bathroom during work.
They're single, isolated bathrooms and I'm as quiet as a mouse when I do it anyway, but I still felt ridiculous.
Yep, I know that feeling very well.
I've come to the realization recently that boredom is a large trigger for my urges to masturbate. Unfortunately I work a veryyyyyyy boring job where I have to be there for 8 hours, but really only have 4 hours of actual work to do. Gotta kill time somehow.
I used to work second shift as an office job waiting for people to get back (trucking company). Bored at and I used to sneak out and do this too. Wasn’t bad until I came back to my office with someone waiting to check out for the night.
When I was In high-school I let a classmate fuck me in the classroom's janitors closet in between classes. As soon as he came in my ass, he asked for my sock, took it off and gave it to him; he cleaned up his cock and left me half naked, ass full and with people arriving to the classroom. I cleaned up, pulled my pants up, and exited the closet (which got me a couple of stares) just as the teacher was walking in.
I didn't want to go the washroom just in case people also saw the donor walking out of the closet and not just me, so I sat through the whole class with my classmates cum and a dirty sock on my pocket.
This could have me expelled or at the very least humiliated
Probably the dumbest was when I was working retail. I was in the public bathroom, at the urinal. The guy in the stall kept tapping his foot so I walked over and looked in the crack of the door. He yelled at me to go away. I was frightened he would complain to a manager.
What happens at an underground warehouse rave stays at an underground wearhouse rave. I will say walking down the road leaking all kinds of seman from God knows who and how many feels like a fancy secret I tell you what.
I’ve driven naked and jerked off on the freeway; flashed some semi truckers and a couple other kinds of trucks on the freeway. Also, when I’m horny away from home, I usually find myself in a public bathroom jerking off at the urinals
Got drunk and got a hotel room, invite a guy just for him to say I’m not his type, then he invited other guys, had a foursome but I was just in the corner pretending I wasn’t there, because none of his friends were into me.
Sadly to say this happened to me several times. Sometimes worse lol
I went to a gay sauna.
I get many people here just love the gay sauna, and have met their best friends there....
But I hated it, and are never going back. EVER!
On a lark and a warm summer night, I decided to go streaking in the alley behind my apartment, and I very nearly got caught the second time I tried.
That was about 3 years ago and I wisely suppressed any desires to do it again.
I kept placing my hand on my classmate's leg at school but he wasn't gay and neither into it, I guess at some point all the school knew about it... That's how I learned life is not a yaoi
I was dog sitting for my cousin and her husband. They allowed me to stay at their place for the week. For whatever reason I got so horny and took her husbands worn underwear from their laundry basket and sniffed them while I jerked off.
I consider it dumb cus of how invasive it was. But my god his sent turned me on so damn much.
One night I was on Grindr and started talking to this guy on there. He sent me pics of himself and I thought he was soo hot so I asked if we could "hang out" that night. He was hesitant about it (I don't remember the reason), but said that he would be down to come over if we smoked some weed first. I told him I didn't have any on me, and so he said that his roommate had some but he would have to buy from him and he was low on money. He asked if I could send him $40 through Cashapp so he could buy the weed and then bring it over. I suspected at this point he was trying to play me but again, I was very horny and found this guy extremely attractive (the pictures he sent me looked very real too). So I figured if it's a scam I lose out on 40 bucks, and if it's not, I get some fire 🍆. I took my chances and sent him the 40 bucks, immediately regretting it. I told him I sent it, and a few minutes later he stops replying. I kept sending him messages and then he blocked me. I still cannot believe how dumb I was to actually send that money, I wanted to put myself in horny jail right after.
Now, I am sorry for all the human race for I made the stupidest thing ever , my brain was hijacked by the power of stupid horny ideas, and obviously, blood was busy going somewhere else other than my head😅, I was very horny suddenly while preparing launch so I was like " what would happen if I masturbate with this chilli pepper in my hand???" Do not do this PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
This Christmas, I was visiting my parents a few states over and was perusing the apps. Started talking to a boy. Ended up bringing him home with me. Yes, I picked him up and drove him 3 states away to hook up. He’s still at my house and I don’t know what to do with him or how to bring him home because I don’t want to drive back?
I'm fine. I was years ago when I was a teen exploring masochism.
Also, if anyone knows where I can find porn of guys getting pierced by a dom or something let me know....
I went to a relatively liberal college in my home (and red) state. Because I was there, I thought that everyone there would have the same political ideas I had (or just not be Neo-Nazis). It was my sophomore year, and at this point, I was still somewhat in the closet (I had told people, just not everyone).
This friend (we'll call him Mark) would usually tag along with my best friend and me to lunch after class. I did not really know Mark well as we had met in that class. Mark was good-looking and had a pretty sarcastic personality, and I had a crush on him. I thought he was gay because while never said anything about being gay, he had kind of a gay voice and certain mannerisms (like he crossed his legs when sitting and things like that).
One day, Mark's car had broken down, so he was stuck at the college. After a month, Mark needed a ride home (3 hours away) for something. He asked my friend, and she said no. Then he asked me. I said yes (primarily because of my crush on him). I thought this was my chance to tell him and come out of the closet more than I was.
So that Saturday, we left for his hometown. We started talking in my car, and he mentioned his old girlfriend, which made me think he was bi. I thought his voice and mannerisms were a bit too much to go on to make me think he was straight. A part of me still died though.
We got to his house, which was small and in the middle of nowhere. I went in and his parents were very nice, but I went into his room and a Confederate flag on one wall and a "Make America Great Again" flag on the other. I realized then that he was straight and I had wasted a weekend and about 60 dollars of gas. I think he knew I was uncomfortable when I saw that, but I don't think he knew why. He knew I was a leftist but not gay (I did not know he was conservative before then). I kinda wanted to leave right then, but I stayed. I tried not to make it seem awkward, but it still felt awkward.
After driving back on Sunday night, I texted my best friend what happened (I did not tell her I was gay though). We agreed that we would get lunch before that class instead (I think she knew I was gay and did not want me to feel uncomfortable). I have not talked much to Mark since this happened except in that class.
tl;dr: Drove 3 hours because I liked a guy, only for him to be straight and conservative.
put a cucumber inside my ass because i had no sex toys around, and i didnt use lube. i live in a muslim country and i lived with my parents at the time. i bled. i used warm compresses and i would sneak buckets of warm water to my room to sit inside while i did homework.
never put anything in my ass after that, i turned into a full on top and i dont even enjoy anyone coming near this hole.
You are actually correct. Before I went into an almost a decade long hiatus from seeking guys, I was in my teen years experimenting, and every guy I've been with wanted me to bottom, so I never had the chance to top and I went on thinking I was a bottom - after the hiatus I had a chance to be an oral top and I liked it, so it become my go to. I'm still not into anal, but I am considering anal topping in the future.
I’m generally quite shy and don’t hookup much (maybe 3 times in my life). I still browse Grindr every now and then and some daddy type guy kept trying to get me to come over so he could fuck me. I’d made excuses for weeks and eventually it just reached a point where I had to either say I wasn’t interested or go for it.
He wasn’t unattractive, but his pictures were bad quality so I knew there was a risk of him not looking like his pictures. After some more gentle persuasion from him I thought fuck it, got up and left the house before I could think about it too much and just made my way over. When I got there he was decent looking which was a relief, but not as handsome as I’d hoped. However, in for a penny in for a pound and I hadn’t been fucked in a while so I followed through.
The sex was a bit shit. His dirty talk was good but his dick wouldn’t go in easily. It kind of… wobbled around too much? It was hard but wouldn’t stay in position, I don’t know how to explain it. He spent ages trying to get it in. Eventually he did and came inside me after like 2 minutes and I was super disappointed. I got dressed, exchanged pleasantries and then left.
On the way home he messaged me again saying he wanted a round 2 and I figured ‘well, now he’s cum once maybe he’ll last longer this time’. So against my better judgement I turned around and headed back to his eager for a much longer pounding. We got to business, dick went in easier this time thankfully because I was horny and had been fucked a bit already. He starts pumping away and… cums. Again. In minutes. By this point I’m really frustrated, my balls are aching because I’m so horny. I just want a decent fuck, it doesn’t have to last hours but long enough so I can actually get in to it and bring myself to completion too.
He didn’t even seem to recognise there was any issue. He was happy as a pig in shit and thought he’d done a stellar job. He asked if I wanted to stay the night and I made up some excuse and went home again.
We then fell out a few days later because he knew I was looking to move place, and while at his flat I had commented how he could rent his spare room out. I didn’t mean to me - I just wanted to highlight to him that he could be making like £1k+ a month by renting his empty room out - he seemed oblivious to that. He asked if I wanted to come check the room out and I made a joke about him making up reasons for me to come over for sex. He took it super personally, told me he didn’t need to lie to people to get sex and was just really rude and aggressive. I didn’t even understand what I’d said wrong until he explained it because to me it was clearly a joke. I told him it was getting weird and we should stop talking.
Haven’t had a hookup (or been fucked) since :(
Post on Reddit. You can tell how horny and needy I am by what I’m willing to offer the poster🤣
I just recently admired a man’s feet on a Reddit post and made a very explicit and detailed offer to service them. I made this offer while extremely horny and the OP branded me a “slut.” I congratulated him on his perceptiveness. At my age being able to function as a slut is a great compliment 🤣
Convinced myself I fell in love. Turned into “fake it til you make it”. Now I really love this guy who I wouldn’t normally have even liked very much. If only I hadn’t been so horny.
I was really distracted and daydreaming one day when I was really really horny in school. Biology teacher must have noticed that I was staring into empty space.
He asked me “what is the opposite of dominant genes ?” out of nowhere. I looked him in the eye, pretended that I was paying attention, and confidently answered “submissive genes” 🥺👉👈
PS: Correct answer is “recessive genes” 🫠
Slept with my ex while we were still living together, meanwhile on weekends he was going to his fuck friends place - not the most healthy decision. So when he proposed we still hookup & in hornyness i accepted
I was 18, dumb, horny and let three middle aged men (at least they were attractive) run a train on me annnnnnnnd I had no car so I was at the mercy of them taking me home.
Yup. Shame on me , I know.
Went cruising at this park after sunset, during the peak of summer and got fucked by this guy in the bushes.
Ended up with over 60 mosquito bites on my legs and a trip to the ER since my body got into full panic mode and developed a huge allergic reaction with rashes all over.
Never again.
Or maybe with insect repellents next time 💀
1 Getting into a stranger's car with whom I went to an isolated place to just talk and nothing else.
2 Going to a blind hookup with a stranger from grindr.
3 Doing it raw, several times with the same guy, even tho we're not exclusive (I cannot stop now)
Get tested
Edit: I didn’t mean for this to sound rude or like an alarm, but we (not just lgbt but as a society) need to normalize discussing sexual health and diseases. You would let me know if you were sick or cold and had the flu, and it doesn’t make you an awful person for that I just might not want to see you bc I don’t want to get sick.
Same applies to just about all cure able STD’s (open to a linger discussion on uncurable ones or situations where neither of us has a clear understanding)
Meeting a stranger from Grindr. Went to his place late at night. It was dark and I couldn’t see anything not even the guy. He lived with his family and they were asleep. So he told me to stay quiet the whole time, we snuck into his room through his window (his room is in the ground floor). He started making his move, kissing me and taking my clothes off. After about 5mins, i felt super uncomfortable. Being in a pitch black room with a guy on top of me. I felt like i was in a movie like Taken; being raped in an unknown location. Lol.. so i told him to stop, he begged me to stay but but he eventually let me leave.
Edit : To this day, i still don’t know how he looked like. Definitely not my style! The first and the last!
Used a hoover for a wank. No real idea why.
Last all of 30 seconds& couldbt pull ny dick out quick enough& cummed up the hose.
Took longer cleaning& hiding the evidence than it took from starting to cumming
years ago when i was so horny i tried to insert plastic toothpick inside my penis in bath, and i felt sharp pain and stopped. went to pee and almost fainted from big pain, had strong shock in my head :(
never again without professional man. i wanted to try sounding...
Went through a phase where I wore a cockring on occasion because I thought, why not. At the urinal at work, a colleague whom I don’t work with often, was visiting the urinal as well. They are separate and have dividers. Well, my cockring had come off, fell into the liquid, and I kind of jumped out of surprise. And, a metal ring hitting porcelain has a very distinct sound. Here’s the next few seconds, but seemed like it went on for hours, lol: Him: everything okay over there? Me: (ignoring him and pretending he was asking someone else there a question) oh, me? Him: what was that? Me: I don’t know? Oh, that must be the plumbing. Now, the urinal starts autoflushing and the cockring starts dinging around, and I’m petrified. By this point, I’ve zipped up and panicking if I should leave it, or make a scene and try to fish it out of the urinal. Him: is everything all right? It’s okay, we have programs if you’re doing drugs. Me: uhhhhh, no, my cockring fell in the urinal. Im not doing drugs. Him: ohhhh. Okay. Me: this didn’t happen. I will resolve this. Him: right on, man! But why do you need to wear a cockring to work? Me: I have a medical reason for it (which I absolutely do not have) Him: well. It’s good you’re being proactive about your health and well-being 🫣 Me: errrrr, uh, yep! Several years later, he’s on my team, now, and always seems to go out of his way to acknowledge me during team meetings, but in a positive way. 🫢
There’s a medical reason for wearing a cock ring? Damn I could’ve submitted mine on my FSA
At least he sounds like a genuinely kind and supportive fella haha.
This story is brilliant!
Hindsight is 20/20 but I would have just said “something of mine is pierced and that piercing just fell out” to try and make it less embarrassing.
Hilarious!! But you coulda have said it was your belt buckle. Hahaha
That’s nice 😊
Lmao you had me laughing!
At first this sounds way too insane but then way too specific to not be true.
I can relate to this on a similar level. I forgot to take my cockring off after a gym rendezvous. I hopped on the treadmill for some cardio and as I picked up the pace, the cock ring fell off went down my pants leg hit the belt and shot across the room.
Kind of 🥵
Any recommendations on a solid beginners cock ring ? I'm mostly looking for increased sensitivity and holding a strong erection. Also amazing story LOL handled that like a champ.
Pour vodka up my ass. Pro Tip: Do not do that.
Omigod, listen to this guy. Tried this with some friends. 10 mins later, we were parallel puking into a bathtub 😭 PS: If you wanna share this idiotic experience, go slow and dilute that shit with some water 🙃
Wait why are people putting vodka in their ass??
It's supposed to be an intense near instant buzz because it bypasses your liver and metabolic system since it gets absorbed directly into your blood stream. Which also means 2 shots of undiluted vodka through ass can get you super shitfaced in 10 mins.
Yeah but idg why op did it when horny and not when feeling yolo/curious/fk it
There was a name we used to call that. Damn I can't remember it
butt chug ?
Yeah. That was it
Booty bumping (when it's drugs)
alcohol gets absorbed a lot more than if it goes to your stomach first. It's risky though!! there's an episode of 1000 Ways to Die where a girl kills herself by drinking a bottle of wine via enema.
The body was trying to purge from the wrong end… the body is naturally assuming the poison must have entered via the stomach and no way ever the anus!
We also took a few shots the normal way before hyping each other to try this random stuff we read online... Probably a habitual reaction to feeling extremely shit faced.
Now I know why it’s called shit faced!
This is some shit Frank Gallagher would do.
How did being horny play a role in this?
I turn really submissive & into a slut when I’m super horny. I’ve allowed myself to be recorded stripping naked and being made to jerk off, say degrading things about myself (calling myself names & guy behind the camera verbally making fun of me), make animal like noises, and cumming on camera. I play with my butthole & consent to recording. Im showing my face the whole time & now there’s a couple videos of me uploaded on the internet. My face is visible the whole time & I’m totally recognizable. So far no one I know how found them.
So…pretty sure we all want to see now.
Haha everyone wants to see me humiliate myself 😅. Anyone who wants them DM me
That sounds hot I wanna see it
Guys this is a Wendy’s
Haha that won’t stop me from finger blasting the poop chute on video
DM me & I’ll send the link. It’s super embarrassing but when I get horny I love knowing I’m exposed on the internet.
Can I see it as well? Sent you a message. Thanks!
Yeah sure I’ll send it to you
I kinda want to see
Yeah sure thing. Everyone asking to see videos of me being a slut is making me like it. Add to the list of dumb things when horny
👀 might I inquire for some degrading porn?
Lol all you horny fuckers wanna see me make a fool of myself. Why not. Dm me
I’m playing with my butthole and verbally consent to being recorded 🙈
Why play coy now? Everyone can already find you on Twitter.
Can I uh... see some of those videos?
Hit on my mom's ex boyfriend
Yikes! Your balls must be visible from space!
😏
When I was young and oblivious I jacked off with shampoo and then I didn’t even have the common sense to wash the shampoo off. So for the next couple of days my dick burned and I was in so much discomfort
I remember doing that when I first started jacking off lol, ran out of lotion and thought that was a good replacement for it and boy was I wrong lol
I have so much trauma from that lol. My skin litterally peeled. But no scars or anything so im good.
SAME, I didn't have scars either but my dick kept stinging and I thought I was done for, NEVER doing that again 😂
Fucked one of my bi coworkers in a dark room at my Chrysler job last year lol. Closed the door, he dropped his pants and let's just say I went animal af lol couldn't hold it in me anymore
Merry Chrysler.
Merry merry indeed 😂💦
Aah, I wish I'd get such an opportunity at my work. Lol. This one coworker and his delicious booty in the tight jeans are driving me nuts. I cannot not think about fucking him every time I see him in the hallway.
I'd be right there with you I can't look at a ass and just NOT think about fucking it 😭😭
Exactly. Haha. I know its work so I am as professional as I need to be to stay out of trouble. But, it's so damn hard. All his Jean's scream "yo, I squat a lot and take care of my glutes for you to stare at". The struggle 😭😭
How you doin'? /joeyVoice
Absolutely 😂❤️
Exactly my thoughts at the work. Would be such a dream
Did his skin feel as smooth as rich Corinthian leather?
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I bet he jerked with you
I was young and horny and agreed to let an older man and his friends have their way with me. So ended up having four older men tie me up and fuck the shit out of me. This started at 4 ish in the evening. I passed out somewhere during this after a couple hours. Woke up around 9:15 naked in the backyard. When I knocked on the door, one of the dude who had fucked me just threw my t-shirt out which was torn at this point and nothing else. Ended up running back home naked, luckily it was late and didn't run into anyone. Never again. Lol.
Dude those guys were dicks wtf
Glad you made it out of that ordeal omigoodness
Haha, right? And more importantly I was lucky I didn't catch anything in the process.
Glad you didn't! Some people love taking advantage of others but I'm glad you made it out of that situation and are safe king 👑❤️
This could have turned out badly. But as it happened, all you got was a funny story to tell much later in life 🤣
Right? To be young, dumb and horny.
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Oh man. I am so sorry. Does weed make you have better sex or greater pleasure? Since the stripper wasnt there to socialize, I'd be pretty mad at myself for ruining a perfect moment by chilling before sex. Nevertheless cool story. Haha.
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I love weed but it is a complete boner killer for me too. It’s like the opposite of viagra lol. So if someone wants to smoke I always wait until after.
His name was Peter, and it became somewhat regular until I started avoiding him cause I got bored of saying, "No, I don't want a blowjob tonight, thanks..." Every fucking night.
I had someone like that recently. Like god damn let a bitch reload.
It’s me, I’m Peter 😭
No, I don't want a blowjob tonight, thanks...
Took a bicurious twinks virginity in the back yard at a house party. It was really dark back there but I’m sure people saw. He didn’t care and neither did I at the time. He was 18 or 19. I was 21. He wasn’t out to his friends before then but it obviously got around after that lol
I think I'll win this round of being stupid while horny hands down. This one time I ended up in a trailer park on a night that rained heavily. Drove in the heavy rain. Didnt know the guy lived in a sketchy neighborhood as I never drove to that side of town. Couldnt see a fucking thing in the rain and when I parked outside his place, ran the front two wheels of my car in to a ditch. Meaning I needed help to get the fucking car out. So, I had to spend the night in a trailer park in a strangers house cause I couldnt drive back. Icing on the cake was the guy whom I was chatting with & ended up spending the night with was a registered felon. Apparently he got busted by cops in a sting operation of sorts on Grindr where they posed as underage kid and he says he got tricked. He definitely looked like a harmless twink. So I sorta believed his story. Anyways, woke up the next day mornin. Still alive. Called AAA early morning. Only issue was all the roads leading to that fucking trailer park got flooded due to the heavy rain all night, so the tow truck driver really needed to figure out a way to get to the place where I was. After great difficulty I get the driver to pull the car out of the ditch. After that I needed to figure out a way to not pass through any of those flooded streets and safely get on to the freeway. It was a hassle. The whole ordeal was a nightmare. Needless to say how much I cursed myself for my stupidity, horniness and abdicating the responsibility with which an adult should behave. Learnt a huge lesson. Never made such stupid mistake again.
How was the sex?
Didnt have sex cause I just didnt feel comfortable enough once I realized where I was. Just messed around a bit and fell asleep. It was overall meh. Have to say, the guy was super sweet.
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Well, given the kind of stuff I had to go thru that night even before I got to his place, this story didnt shock me enough at that time. So I just took his words for what they are considering I slept at his place. In his version he painted himself as the victim where the cop, who posed as a kid which he was unaware of slipped in his age being 16 or something and he says he missed that part. He thought he was chatting with someone of legal age. Anyways, the whole thing was super sketchy. But, by then I had enough reasons to be embarrassed about myself that sharing the bed with registered sex offender was just another shitty turn that night lead me in to.
It’s quite possible that your “host” was being entirely truthful. Some police departments are very aggressive in fishing for potential pedophiles. In my youth we all knew that the cops would entrap guys in restrooms by sending in hot young undercover cops to entice a response from an unwitting guy standing at a urinal. Entrapment existed then and it does now.
Entrapment is often a very aggressive tactic and should be illegal. He was probably telling the truth.
> ended up spending the night with was a registered felon. Apparently he got busted by cops in a sting operation of sorts on Grindr where they posed as underage kid and he says he got tricked. He definitely looked like a harmless twink. So I sorta believed his story. While what he did wasn't ok, the US sex offender registry is terrible, keeping people down long after they've served their time, preventing them from living in anywhere near livable places, and hurting their ability to reintegrate into society. It doesn't create an incentive not to recidivate.
Very true. In California you can end up on a sex offender registery for simply exposing yourself in public without ever even touching another person. Once on a sex offender registry you can kiss your your ability to get a job or an apartment goodbye forever.
Any guy who has peed along a Highway could have ended up on it
Dude I went to college with came within inches of ending up on the registry because he was hammered and took a leak in a bush on a college campus and campus security caught him. That has stuck with me forever now if I ever have to abruptly pee and absolutely cannot hold it and have to pull over I end up going so deep into the woods I get super creeped out and go running out when I'm done and I'm STILL stressed out while peeing some random can somehow see me deep in the forest peeing. Insane law.
...you've made me feel better about myself looool
Tried fucking a pile of snow bare ass naked in -15 degree weather. I was wearing a condom so I thought it was gonna feel good… it didn’t
… I guess building a snowman wasn’t enough lol.
Olaf was actin up
A buddy of mine that joined the army did that, but he wasn’t horny. He had just gotten out of the gas chamber in basic training hadnt cleaned his hands of the gas residue so when he went to piss he said his cock was on fire and humping a nearby snowpile was his smartest choice.
I got really drunk and high while out with some mates, been drinking for 9 hours or so. ended up at my friend's house as I missed the last bus home and turns out that's where my ex was staying over too, we had a sofa each to sleep on until she asked if I wanted a shag (because of drunken horn and fimilar places and all that) so I agreed, obviously. I'm a gentleman like that. Anywho all was going well but then roighly 15 minutes in I got a massive leg cramp in my right thigh (clearly I hadn't drank enough water that day) so I asked her if it was alright for a break, and then I proceeded to sparked up another (pre rolled) joint. Now at this point there was 3 of her, the ceiling was the wall, and my clothes refused to return to my body as my leg was in pain and I just couldn't seem to grab anything other than my joint. So i dont know when I fell asleep but I woke up in the morning on the floor, completely naked except for a condom still on my limp dick and my friends flat mate cooking herself some breakfast. My friends flat mate was very Muslim and completely ignored me slapping off the condom and sticking my clothes back on grabbing the rest of my stuff and shamefully saying goodbye before heading home. Apparently she wasn't happy with what she woke up to (but happy enough to leave me laying there on the floor, the pervert) and no one involved ever mentioned the whole ordeal ever again. So it was either that or it was when I was 22 I let a hung 66 year old rear end me in his audi outside my parents house on Christmas eve. Think his name was Walter, lovely guy.
Legend mate
Jacked off in the bathroom during work. They're single, isolated bathrooms and I'm as quiet as a mouse when I do it anyway, but I still felt ridiculous.
Dude, don't feel bad, during an important test in highschool I asked to leave to the bathroom only to jerk it off.
I do it if I’m super duper horney at work. The best part is walking around after Knowing you just jerked off in the bathroom
Yep, I know that feeling very well. I've come to the realization recently that boredom is a large trigger for my urges to masturbate. Unfortunately I work a veryyyyyyy boring job where I have to be there for 8 hours, but really only have 4 hours of actual work to do. Gotta kill time somehow.
Or cumming in your underwear on purpose, then going to a meeting and hoping that soneone recognizes the smell of cum.
I’ve done that a few times
I used to work second shift as an office job waiting for people to get back (trucking company). Bored at and I used to sneak out and do this too. Wasn’t bad until I came back to my office with someone waiting to check out for the night.
When I was In high-school I let a classmate fuck me in the classroom's janitors closet in between classes. As soon as he came in my ass, he asked for my sock, took it off and gave it to him; he cleaned up his cock and left me half naked, ass full and with people arriving to the classroom. I cleaned up, pulled my pants up, and exited the closet (which got me a couple of stares) just as the teacher was walking in. I didn't want to go the washroom just in case people also saw the donor walking out of the closet and not just me, so I sat through the whole class with my classmates cum and a dirty sock on my pocket. This could have me expelled or at the very least humiliated
When I was in high school, I only fantasized about such things. Some people did them.
I was the only out kid in my class, there were a few other kids in the school
r/thathappened
Spend 5$ on 30 days of onlyfans
Said yes to a guy on Tinder who identified as straight
I have to know how this went lol.
😮💨
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This. THIS. This one wins.
Drove in a severe winter storm, went to clap cheeks, and barreled down an icy hill into a woman’s car on my way home
Yikesss
Probably the dumbest was when I was working retail. I was in the public bathroom, at the urinal. The guy in the stall kept tapping his foot so I walked over and looked in the crack of the door. He yelled at me to go away. I was frightened he would complain to a manager.
What was going on then ?
I guess he was just tapping his foot. Not making a signal.
My worst nightmare in
What happens at an underground warehouse rave stays at an underground wearhouse rave. I will say walking down the road leaking all kinds of seman from God knows who and how many feels like a fancy secret I tell you what.
I’ve driven naked and jerked off on the freeway; flashed some semi truckers and a couple other kinds of trucks on the freeway. Also, when I’m horny away from home, I usually find myself in a public bathroom jerking off at the urinals
Same about the highway. Glad I'm not the only one lmaooo
I’m glad I’m not alone too😂😅
I fucked a sock filled with shaving cream…
Got drunk and got a hotel room, invite a guy just for him to say I’m not his type, then he invited other guys, had a foursome but I was just in the corner pretending I wasn’t there, because none of his friends were into me. Sadly to say this happened to me several times. Sometimes worse lol
Dunno why he treated you like that but you’re cute af
Sext straightguys and close friends just to get blocked or questioned about my sexuality
Bareback because there weren't condoms available. Instant regret and I tested(negative) once a week for 5 weeks after
Did that once 4 years ago....I didn't have sex for 6 month even after testing neg
Same here.. it scared me straight lol
Almost literally lol
Went back to work after work and we fucked on everyone’s desk. Rubbed my Balls on my bosses phone
I went to a gay sauna. I get many people here just love the gay sauna, and have met their best friends there.... But I hated it, and are never going back. EVER!
Curious what took place. Been thinking about going to Steamworks in Chicago.
On a lark and a warm summer night, I decided to go streaking in the alley behind my apartment, and I very nearly got caught the second time I tried. That was about 3 years ago and I wisely suppressed any desires to do it again.
I kept placing my hand on my classmate's leg at school but he wasn't gay and neither into it, I guess at some point all the school knew about it... That's how I learned life is not a yaoi
I was dog sitting for my cousin and her husband. They allowed me to stay at their place for the week. For whatever reason I got so horny and took her husbands worn underwear from their laundry basket and sniffed them while I jerked off. I consider it dumb cus of how invasive it was. But my god his sent turned me on so damn much.
One night I was on Grindr and started talking to this guy on there. He sent me pics of himself and I thought he was soo hot so I asked if we could "hang out" that night. He was hesitant about it (I don't remember the reason), but said that he would be down to come over if we smoked some weed first. I told him I didn't have any on me, and so he said that his roommate had some but he would have to buy from him and he was low on money. He asked if I could send him $40 through Cashapp so he could buy the weed and then bring it over. I suspected at this point he was trying to play me but again, I was very horny and found this guy extremely attractive (the pictures he sent me looked very real too). So I figured if it's a scam I lose out on 40 bucks, and if it's not, I get some fire 🍆. I took my chances and sent him the 40 bucks, immediately regretting it. I told him I sent it, and a few minutes later he stops replying. I kept sending him messages and then he blocked me. I still cannot believe how dumb I was to actually send that money, I wanted to put myself in horny jail right after.
Now, I am sorry for all the human race for I made the stupidest thing ever , my brain was hijacked by the power of stupid horny ideas, and obviously, blood was busy going somewhere else other than my head😅, I was very horny suddenly while preparing launch so I was like " what would happen if I masturbate with this chilli pepper in my hand???" Do not do this PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Haaha! Reminds of the time I stuck a very very hot pepper up my ass !🌶️ 🔥 🔥 🥵🤣
This Christmas, I was visiting my parents a few states over and was perusing the apps. Started talking to a boy. Ended up bringing him home with me. Yes, I picked him up and drove him 3 states away to hook up. He’s still at my house and I don’t know what to do with him or how to bring him home because I don’t want to drive back?
... take them back home...
Jerked off on the trolley. Not healthy but I had sexual compulsions many years ago that are now taken care of. But yeah, it was extremely dumb of me.
M3th
Same
I hate it
Skipped a friends birthday party just to beat it, I got her a gift but I still feel guilty for not going
Made a reddit account
staple my nipple
Holy shit lol are you okay
I'm fine. I was years ago when I was a teen exploring masochism. Also, if anyone knows where I can find porn of guys getting pierced by a dom or something let me know....
Unusual, but not surprising. lol. This is a good one! 🤣
I went to a relatively liberal college in my home (and red) state. Because I was there, I thought that everyone there would have the same political ideas I had (or just not be Neo-Nazis). It was my sophomore year, and at this point, I was still somewhat in the closet (I had told people, just not everyone). This friend (we'll call him Mark) would usually tag along with my best friend and me to lunch after class. I did not really know Mark well as we had met in that class. Mark was good-looking and had a pretty sarcastic personality, and I had a crush on him. I thought he was gay because while never said anything about being gay, he had kind of a gay voice and certain mannerisms (like he crossed his legs when sitting and things like that). One day, Mark's car had broken down, so he was stuck at the college. After a month, Mark needed a ride home (3 hours away) for something. He asked my friend, and she said no. Then he asked me. I said yes (primarily because of my crush on him). I thought this was my chance to tell him and come out of the closet more than I was. So that Saturday, we left for his hometown. We started talking in my car, and he mentioned his old girlfriend, which made me think he was bi. I thought his voice and mannerisms were a bit too much to go on to make me think he was straight. A part of me still died though. We got to his house, which was small and in the middle of nowhere. I went in and his parents were very nice, but I went into his room and a Confederate flag on one wall and a "Make America Great Again" flag on the other. I realized then that he was straight and I had wasted a weekend and about 60 dollars of gas. I think he knew I was uncomfortable when I saw that, but I don't think he knew why. He knew I was a leftist but not gay (I did not know he was conservative before then). I kinda wanted to leave right then, but I stayed. I tried not to make it seem awkward, but it still felt awkward. After driving back on Sunday night, I texted my best friend what happened (I did not tell her I was gay though). We agreed that we would get lunch before that class instead (I think she knew I was gay and did not want me to feel uncomfortable). I have not talked much to Mark since this happened except in that class. tl;dr: Drove 3 hours because I liked a guy, only for him to be straight and conservative.
put a cucumber inside my ass because i had no sex toys around, and i didnt use lube. i live in a muslim country and i lived with my parents at the time. i bled. i used warm compresses and i would sneak buckets of warm water to my room to sit inside while i did homework. never put anything in my ass after that, i turned into a full on top and i dont even enjoy anyone coming near this hole.
Life changing for sure! I suspect that you would have turned out to be a top anyway, but it was a “learning experience “ as they say. 👍
You are actually correct. Before I went into an almost a decade long hiatus from seeking guys, I was in my teen years experimenting, and every guy I've been with wanted me to bottom, so I never had the chance to top and I went on thinking I was a bottom - after the hiatus I had a chance to be an oral top and I liked it, so it become my go to. I'm still not into anal, but I am considering anal topping in the future.
I’m generally quite shy and don’t hookup much (maybe 3 times in my life). I still browse Grindr every now and then and some daddy type guy kept trying to get me to come over so he could fuck me. I’d made excuses for weeks and eventually it just reached a point where I had to either say I wasn’t interested or go for it. He wasn’t unattractive, but his pictures were bad quality so I knew there was a risk of him not looking like his pictures. After some more gentle persuasion from him I thought fuck it, got up and left the house before I could think about it too much and just made my way over. When I got there he was decent looking which was a relief, but not as handsome as I’d hoped. However, in for a penny in for a pound and I hadn’t been fucked in a while so I followed through. The sex was a bit shit. His dirty talk was good but his dick wouldn’t go in easily. It kind of… wobbled around too much? It was hard but wouldn’t stay in position, I don’t know how to explain it. He spent ages trying to get it in. Eventually he did and came inside me after like 2 minutes and I was super disappointed. I got dressed, exchanged pleasantries and then left. On the way home he messaged me again saying he wanted a round 2 and I figured ‘well, now he’s cum once maybe he’ll last longer this time’. So against my better judgement I turned around and headed back to his eager for a much longer pounding. We got to business, dick went in easier this time thankfully because I was horny and had been fucked a bit already. He starts pumping away and… cums. Again. In minutes. By this point I’m really frustrated, my balls are aching because I’m so horny. I just want a decent fuck, it doesn’t have to last hours but long enough so I can actually get in to it and bring myself to completion too. He didn’t even seem to recognise there was any issue. He was happy as a pig in shit and thought he’d done a stellar job. He asked if I wanted to stay the night and I made up some excuse and went home again. We then fell out a few days later because he knew I was looking to move place, and while at his flat I had commented how he could rent his spare room out. I didn’t mean to me - I just wanted to highlight to him that he could be making like £1k+ a month by renting his empty room out - he seemed oblivious to that. He asked if I wanted to come check the room out and I made a joke about him making up reasons for me to come over for sex. He took it super personally, told me he didn’t need to lie to people to get sex and was just really rude and aggressive. I didn’t even understand what I’d said wrong until he explained it because to me it was clearly a joke. I told him it was getting weird and we should stop talking. Haven’t had a hookup (or been fucked) since :(
jerked off with ivory and got soap in the pee hole and rubbed my yam raw
Hooked up with guys I'd never in my life go for. Lol
Gotten a blowjob in a movie theater
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I think a lot of us did that lmao
I've thrown my self respect away once due to hormones. I've since become more discerning.
What’s an incident that was especially humiliating for you?
get syphilis
Put on my jockstrap and basically have a photoshoot all by myself.... worst thing was that I started sending my jockstrap pics to random ppl 😅😅😅
Stupidly got involved in a relationship I didn’t think through.
Post on Reddit. You can tell how horny and needy I am by what I’m willing to offer the poster🤣 I just recently admired a man’s feet on a Reddit post and made a very explicit and detailed offer to service them. I made this offer while extremely horny and the OP branded me a “slut.” I congratulated him on his perceptiveness. At my age being able to function as a slut is a great compliment 🤣
Convinced myself I fell in love. Turned into “fake it til you make it”. Now I really love this guy who I wouldn’t normally have even liked very much. If only I hadn’t been so horny.
Bareback with a hot (but super sketchy) guy. Turned out ok in the end, but I shouldn’t have done it. Horny brain got the best of me.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. ... I have been fooled twice
Had sex without a condom. I honestly wanted it so bad. Thankfully I had no STDs
I was really distracted and daydreaming one day when I was really really horny in school. Biology teacher must have noticed that I was staring into empty space. He asked me “what is the opposite of dominant genes ?” out of nowhere. I looked him in the eye, pretended that I was paying attention, and confidently answered “submissive genes” 🥺👉👈 PS: Correct answer is “recessive genes” 🫠
This story is so old even the neanderthals couldn't make it up.
Second this I read this joke last week on Reddit
I m embarrassed for the both of us😅
Cocaine
Fucked trashy guys
Slept with my ex while we were still living together, meanwhile on weekends he was going to his fuck friends place - not the most healthy decision. So when he proposed we still hookup & in hornyness i accepted
I was 18, dumb, horny and let three middle aged men (at least they were attractive) run a train on me annnnnnnnd I had no car so I was at the mercy of them taking me home. Yup. Shame on me , I know.
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Went cruising at this park after sunset, during the peak of summer and got fucked by this guy in the bushes. Ended up with over 60 mosquito bites on my legs and a trip to the ER since my body got into full panic mode and developed a huge allergic reaction with rashes all over. Never again. Or maybe with insect repellents next time 💀
1 Getting into a stranger's car with whom I went to an isolated place to just talk and nothing else. 2 Going to a blind hookup with a stranger from grindr. 3 Doing it raw, several times with the same guy, even tho we're not exclusive (I cannot stop now)
Prep
Get tested Edit: I didn’t mean for this to sound rude or like an alarm, but we (not just lgbt but as a society) need to normalize discussing sexual health and diseases. You would let me know if you were sick or cold and had the flu, and it doesn’t make you an awful person for that I just might not want to see you bc I don’t want to get sick. Same applies to just about all cure able STD’s (open to a linger discussion on uncurable ones or situations where neither of us has a clear understanding)
Sucked off several random guys at once at a public toilet in the park Luckily I didn't catch anything 🤣
Meeting a stranger from Grindr. Went to his place late at night. It was dark and I couldn’t see anything not even the guy. He lived with his family and they were asleep. So he told me to stay quiet the whole time, we snuck into his room through his window (his room is in the ground floor). He started making his move, kissing me and taking my clothes off. After about 5mins, i felt super uncomfortable. Being in a pitch black room with a guy on top of me. I felt like i was in a movie like Taken; being raped in an unknown location. Lol.. so i told him to stop, he begged me to stay but but he eventually let me leave. Edit : To this day, i still don’t know how he looked like. Definitely not my style! The first and the last!
Used a hoover for a wank. No real idea why. Last all of 30 seconds& couldbt pull ny dick out quick enough& cummed up the hose. Took longer cleaning& hiding the evidence than it took from starting to cumming
Had a bareback 3some with a couple I had just met that evening, not very smart I know.
Agreed to be hypnotized and turned into a dog in a hotel in London. 'Here's your bone little doggie'...it was fabulous but kind of dumb.
Used toothpaste as a lubricant .ouch.
years ago when i was so horny i tried to insert plastic toothpick inside my penis in bath, and i felt sharp pain and stopped. went to pee and almost fainted from big pain, had strong shock in my head :( never again without professional man. i wanted to try sounding...
Kissed ... with tongue 😜
My ex
Me and my partner joke about ‘do you ever think about the fucking ugly guy you fucked just cus you were super horny’. The answer is yes, yes we do.
IV been fucked in Quito a few risky places. Fortunately I've never been caught
Slept with a man