Down to clown?
Time to walk the plank you ass pirate.
Let’s make babies I’m sure it will stick this time.
Let us take the prerequisite steps required to “find out.”
My husband will sometimes leave the room and put on a jock strap or sexy underwear and pull it out of his jeans just enough for me to see it if he moves or bends over.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,263,350,360 comments, and only 245,517 of them were in alphabetical order.
My ex used to open my hand and tap the palm of my hand three times slowly. Or he would take my sight cane and tap it three times on the floor. It helped us a lot because he was very facially expressive and wasn't very vocal but I'm visually impaired and never saw his facial tells. Also worked amazingly when in public or at social events and either of us wanted to leave early for obvious reasons.
We actually had a system for this! Single tap and leaving his finger on my palm meant he needed my attention for something important, double slow tap was him actually teasing in a way to see if I was maybe in the mood, triple slow tap was asking if I was down at the moment because he was definitely horny, single squeeze was something is in front of me and I needed to be careful walking like a curb or something, double slow squeezes was him needing affection if he was having a bad day, three slow squeezes and the last one he would grip my hand meant he wanted it right now and I also wasn't going to walk right afterwards.
Honestly, I miss the system. Everything was so simple and honest.
Mostly for bottoms but could possibly work for tops: hop in his lap, look him in the eye, and speak thusly "if there's not a baby in me within the next hour I'll spoil the new season of MHA for you." Works like a charm.
Given the answer on the original post, gay men don’t seem to need pretext nor to be as creative to lure a partner into sex 😅 [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zxmbu1/whats_a_fun_creative_way_to_say_lets_fuck/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zxmbu1/whats_a_fun_creative_way_to_say_lets_fuck/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
"I'd like to climb your tree and play with your coconuts"
"I need a shake weight, but I'd rather have a more environmentally friendly version... do you have any ideas?"
"I don't understand why they say, "Save a horse, ride a cowboy." Could you show me what that means?"
"Dang, I don't want to leave the house to get a protein shake. Do you have one handy?"
"I lost my magnetic stress-relief balls, I wish I had something else that could replace it until I found them."
When we're spooning and he's the big spoon, pushing my ass back into his crotch. Getting it really snug in there. Never not had it immediately lead to sex.
Met up with a Mexican guy last night. In case you were wondering, it’s “¿quiero follar?” in Spanish.
I didn’t remember in the moment so I kind of just grabbed him, lol
"Those clothes look good on you, but you'd look better without them."
"I have itch, think you could scratch it"
"I need you to stretch me out"
"wanna have some fun"
My bf and I could never pick a song, and in our sifting through picks we came upon “I want you to want me.” We sang the whole thing together and romantically got into it.
We now say it to initiate—
One of us: “I want you to want me.”
The other: “I need you to need me.”
Fucks proceed.
Our song is still undecided, since this is now a fuck song.
I guess it all depends on the day. We are open and in a polyamory relationship. So sometimes it takes more planning. We have different tips:
Sometimes I will ask him, “how does my hole look?” Especially if I had an adventure (hook up) or played with the toys.
Our partner asks,” Are you up *** ready for some punches.”
My favorite is waiting for him, ass up, face down, wearing my favorite jockstrap.
If thou wouldest be so inclined, dear sir, I would find it most agreeable if thou would ever so kindly shove thine cock in my asshole until thou dost cum tonight, my lord.
Shall we sodomize?
A gentleman, i see
Hmm, yes, quite 🧐☕️
🤣🤣🤣
I love this, I'm taking it
I douched
\*whispers into ear\* my butthole is so clean for you right now.
THIS IS THE ONE
I’m stealing this thanks :)
And you have to proclaim it with your hands on the side and chin high up, loudly and with pride
Down to clown? Time to walk the plank you ass pirate. Let’s make babies I’m sure it will stick this time. Let us take the prerequisite steps required to “find out.”
DOWN TO CLOWN!!! HAHA love it!
Down to clown always makes me think of Jean Ralphio from Parks & Rec, which includes another great one: “You in that rude mood?”
I just carry him to the bedroom.
Oh how I wish my top would do this to me
Tell him to, then! Closed mouths don't get fed.
I desire your ejaculate
I crave your cream
I'm jonesing for your johnson.
I'd fancy your fallus
im hankering for your hose
i will savor your pickle
I want your cum
I pine for your peener.
My husband will sometimes leave the room and put on a jock strap or sexy underwear and pull it out of his jeans just enough for me to see it if he moves or bends over.
That is sooo sexy!
It’s hotter when I catch him in a joc while we’re in public.
"Catch" him, I like this.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,263,350,360 comments, and only 245,517 of them were in alphabetical order.
Short text.
My BF finds my "want to fuck you till you see stars" to be very fun and creative.
My ex used to open my hand and tap the palm of my hand three times slowly. Or he would take my sight cane and tap it three times on the floor. It helped us a lot because he was very facially expressive and wasn't very vocal but I'm visually impaired and never saw his facial tells. Also worked amazingly when in public or at social events and either of us wanted to leave early for obvious reasons.
This was morse code, smart
Beautiful
Tapping three times on your palm is so hot!
Slowly too. Is he going to taunt me and stop at two ?
We actually had a system for this! Single tap and leaving his finger on my palm meant he needed my attention for something important, double slow tap was him actually teasing in a way to see if I was maybe in the mood, triple slow tap was asking if I was down at the moment because he was definitely horny, single squeeze was something is in front of me and I needed to be careful walking like a curb or something, double slow squeezes was him needing affection if he was having a bad day, three slow squeezes and the last one he would grip my hand meant he wanted it right now and I also wasn't going to walk right afterwards. Honestly, I miss the system. Everything was so simple and honest.
I want this in my life yesterday
This is so sweet.
That's stolen from the Bridegroom film.
[удалено]
😮
“It's Morbin' time.”
and then he morbed all over me 😩
My boyfriend and I’s code word is “bible study”. So if we ever leave a function and ppl ask where we’re going, we say Bible study 😂😂😂
start at genesis and end with post nut revelation lmao
Not an answer, but a simple let's fuck/wanna fuck? can never go wrong. Gets me going 😩
Lets make a baby <3
‘Fancy a tumble?’
'Ready to ROYAL RUMBLE?'
I’m on my way home, be naked when I get there.
Mostly for bottoms but could possibly work for tops: hop in his lap, look him in the eye, and speak thusly "if there's not a baby in me within the next hour I'll spoil the new season of MHA for you." Works like a charm.
The garage is ready. Time to park the car. How's the Garage. How's The Junior?
I read it as ''The garbage is ready'' I was so confused lol
I'm your lil ✨️trashbin✨️, fill me, drag me, throw me, recycle my ass you garbage man you.
Actions are more than words. Figure out what turns him on and do that.
or have ‘I’m ready for sex’ underwear
Lets get the hotdogs out
"Uh yeah excuse me but there's like no dicks in there" \*point to your asshole\*
"GIMME THAT DICK"
Given the answer on the original post, gay men don’t seem to need pretext nor to be as creative to lure a partner into sex 😅 [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zxmbu1/whats_a_fun_creative_way_to_say_lets_fuck/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zxmbu1/whats_a_fun_creative_way_to_say_lets_fuck/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Rearrange my guts
I've always found "let's fuck" works just fine. I don't need creative yet then.
Same with me and same for guys im with and what they say.to me
I'm in heat
"I'd like to climb your tree and play with your coconuts" "I need a shake weight, but I'd rather have a more environmentally friendly version... do you have any ideas?" "I don't understand why they say, "Save a horse, ride a cowboy." Could you show me what that means?" "Dang, I don't want to leave the house to get a protein shake. Do you have one handy?" "I lost my magnetic stress-relief balls, I wish I had something else that could replace it until I found them."
Me: I'd like to shake your house, do you have a magnetic coconut handy until I found the cowboy... save the horses that could replace the tree ???
Recently my husband grabbed me by the back pocket of my pants and just started pulling me towards the bedroom
When we're spooning and he's the big spoon, pushing my ass back into his crotch. Getting it really snug in there. Never not had it immediately lead to sex.
Met up with a Mexican guy last night. In case you were wondering, it’s “¿quiero follar?” in Spanish. I didn’t remember in the moment so I kind of just grabbed him, lol
quieres*
Ahh yes you’re right. Estoy apprendiendo Muy despacio 🤣
Also, follar is spain spanish, "Coger/Tirar" fits better if he is Mexican.
Ohh fr? Good to know
Put your phone down
wanna nut in my gut
"My good man, shall we bang?"
Give him my underwear
An ex of mine would just grab my cock
I once stripped naked and walked out with an erection. Told my boyfriend I was going to get off. I asked if he wanted to be there.
“Wanna hulk out?”
Let's play snakes and ladders
I'm gonna hump something in a few minutes... My husband said that to me today hahhahahaha
"Those clothes look good on you, but you'd look better without them." "I have itch, think you could scratch it" "I need you to stretch me out" "wanna have some fun"
Bebes, can I ride a unicorn?
Should we woohoo ig
Stick your finger in his ass & he might get the point. Judging from the guys I know, he might not tho.
*grab his dick*
My bf and I could never pick a song, and in our sifting through picks we came upon “I want you to want me.” We sang the whole thing together and romantically got into it. We now say it to initiate— One of us: “I want you to want me.” The other: “I need you to need me.” Fucks proceed. Our song is still undecided, since this is now a fuck song.
“I’m gonna work out and then you’re going to shower me.” (This one worked today 😊)
Definitely stealing all of these, thanks gents!
Let’s fun!
I guess it all depends on the day. We are open and in a polyamory relationship. So sometimes it takes more planning. We have different tips: Sometimes I will ask him, “how does my hole look?” Especially if I had an adventure (hook up) or played with the toys. Our partner asks,” Are you up *** ready for some punches.” My favorite is waiting for him, ass up, face down, wearing my favorite jockstrap.
What is your favorite jockstrap?
It's a very Red and white from Nasty Pig, which drives him crazy.
If thou wouldest be so inclined, dear sir, I would find it most agreeable if thou would ever so kindly shove thine cock in my asshole until thou dost cum tonight, my lord.
i wanna EXCHANGE MY BODILY FLUIDS with ya, honey!
Feel like some KFC? (finger lickin' good)
Time to polish the stick.
these lovely suggestions made my day! LUV this...
Make me
Let’s swordfight/take out your sword
Give me your juice
Mavaffanculo
Wha’chu finna get ready to do for a lil min? Cum’ova lemme see sum’thin
Can you full me up or jump on him
All my partner snd I had to do was lock eyes and give a very slight smile, curling one corner of the mouth.
No words. Just show up at the door naked when he comes home from work.
There’s a meeting in my bedroom, so don’t be late.
*turn dramatically* Care for a fucking?
Gimme 4 minutes.
Once had a guy say “I need to nut inside you”. I couldn’t take off my pants fast enough
My wish is to have a BF that also likes Bayonetta or DMC, in which case I'd say "Let's dance, boy" or "Let's rock, baby" respectively.