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Retrikaethan

literally the original usa motto "e pluribus unum" aka "from many, one."


Negative_Gravitas

Yes. This.


schuettais

Sounds too communist for the right probably


Maxtrt

It was changed in 1954 because of McCarthysm. So you're not far off.


commandrix

Or maybe too inclusive.


Ozymandias606

Isn’t that just nationalism though? Communism isn’t really about “unity” in the way Fascism might be.


Acidflare1

Even a blank space would be an improvement


jimillett

This is the way


BlackHorseTuxedo

I have spoken


jimillett

Haha nice


catnapspirit

If and when this ever comes up before the supreme court, I expect them to involve their originalism argument and put things back the way they were. I mean, right? Right..?


nice-view-from-here

And since Latin is a dead language, how about translating it? For example: "Different and united." Or any other few words that reflect the idea that people from all over the world can form a united nation in spite of their differences.


GhostlyGrove

I think that's part of the point of using latin in modern times, it doesn't belong to anyone anymore. It's a neutral language 


Secretly_Wolves

I like this, given that we don't have an official language in the USA. Latin is a root language for several others that are represented here. Though it isn't universally related to all languages, that's as close as we can get I think, and in any case, seems better than choosing English.


TootBreaker

Or some rat bastard like 'esperanto'!


NN8G

Why not have it in many languages? Sort of like the state quarters…


investinlove

'Strong in our diversity'--I love it because it would piss off the MAGAts.


radiogramm

That’s the EU’s motto almost “In varietate concordia” - “united in diversity” Technically, as all of the official working languages carry equal weight, it’s: Bulgarian: Единство в многообразието, Croatian: Ujedinjeni u različitosti, Czech: Jednotná v rozmanitosti, Danish: Forenet i mangfoldighed, Dutch: In verscheidenheid verenigd, English: United in diversity, Estonian: Ühinenud mitmekesisuses, Finnish: Moninaisuudessaan yhtenäinen, French: Unie dans la diversité, German: In Vielfalt geeint, Greek: Ενωμένοι στην πολυμορφία, Hungarian: Egység a sokféleségben, Irish: Aontaithe san éagsúlacht, Italian: Unita nella diversità, Latvian: Vienota dažādībā, Lithuanian: Suvienijusi įvairovę, Maltese: Magħquda fid-diversità, Polish: Zjednoczona w różnorodności, Portuguese: Unida na diversidade, Romanian: Uniţi în diversitate, Slovak: Zjednotení v rozmanitosti, Slovene: Združena v raznolikosti, Spanish: Unida en la diversidad, Swedish: Förenade i mångfalden.


gadget850

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations


ILikeLenexa

Equity, Diversity, Inclusion


James_Vaga_Bond

All for $1 and $1 for all


e-bakes

Oh this is gold


Straight_Bathroom775

No, the gold standard ended years ago- now it’s just paper


megared17

"oh this is paper" .. just doesn't have the same feel to it


hyperbolic_paranoid

We could use Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign slogan: Better Together.


atomicxblue

It was also Theresa May's Brexit slogan.


jungl3j1m

Better than Pokémon go to the polls.


Miserable-Ad-7956

I mean there's a perfectly good three word translation "From many, one."


Temporary-Peach1383

Together, One.


DisillusionedBook

e pluribus unum


DisillusionedBook

The god shit was only added during the 50s to ward of the communist boogeyman paranoia of the time, same with the ridiculous pledge of allegiance for children


myasterism

1864, actually. Was first used on one- and two-cent pieces. 1950’s is when it got added to the pledge, iirc


Freakears

And Theodore Roosevelt was against “in god we trust” being on coinage. Not because he was secular, but because he thought it was blasphemous to have god’s name on currency that people used to buy alcohol.


Unique-Abberation

I use mine to buy Jesus x Satan porn


YossiTheWizard

I thought it was on most coins, but only added to bills in the 50s.


Wilcry

“America, F**K YEAH!!”


creativedave73

I was thinking the same thing! 🤣


gadget850

'MURICA


Stairwayunicorn

lets go back to "mind your business"


GhostSAS

"Fuck you, got mine" sounds pretty appropriate.


FLmom67

E pluribus unum. And remove under god from the pledge—it’s literally dividing “one nation indivisible.”


megared17

I always amend it to say "under NO god" No one notices..


Random_Thought31

Take my upvote, please. “Under God” | “One nation, indivisible”


Specialist-Elk-303

In Zod we trust? 😉


hurricanelantern

I, for one, welcome our new Kryptonian Overlords.


SlightlyMadAngus

"Pay-up Sucker"


captainforks

"The Economy Over All" would be a pretty fitting US slogan, though I like yours, it's pithier.


joshinburbank

"God-money, I'll do anything for you."


RedMonk01

Good for all debts public and private?


Leckloast

"God bless you" could be replaced with... Science enlighten you! Renaissance unto your mind! Next time, aim for my mouth! Gross!


Extension_Apricot174

I just say "gesundheit"


Pluviophilism

For a while my cousin would say "curse you!" Not that I think we should all necessarily do this but it was very funny.


demonfoo

We could go back to _E Pluribus Unum_, but that's probably too divisive... 🙄


Buddyslime

United We Stand.


cmreeves702

In science we trust


hurricanelantern

"[Mind Your Business](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugio_cent)"


slaymaker1907

This is way better than “e pluribus unum”. I vote we use that along with a wild turkey on one side and a herd of house cats on the other.


lazernanes

Back in the day when they had "mind your business" on the currency, it meant "don't fuck around; pay attention to your commercial activities."


shamwowj

The first official circulation coin of the United States had ‘mind your business’ as a slogan. I’d be up for bringing that back.


Akegata

Maybe just don't have a slogan?


Practical-Ad6548

Exactly, do we really need one?


Due_Satisfaction2167

“It’s not the dollar we want, but it is the dollar we need.”


funndanni

Your god ruined this country


YonderIPonder

"Money is fake! We just made it up! Just like that god you trusted!"


Petto_na_Kare

Currency doesn’t need a slogan. Its currency. But if there has to be one, I’d choose “This is currency.”


humpherman

“In Gold we trust”. Then the religious idiots can just squint a bit and believe it never changed.


mhanrahan

“Be excellent to each other”


SeventhLevelSound

America's true national motto is, and always has been, *Caveat Emptor*


Stairwayunicorn

E pluribus unum


Earthling1a

Use Your Brain


DaddyD68

Fuck all yall. That seems to be what most of them live by.


Projectionist76

In liberty we trust?


Incromulent

Value may reduce over time


UT_NG

Value *will* reduce over time. And with a quickness.


Able-Campaign1370

E pluribus Unum


TimothiusMagnus

"E pluribus unum"


AzLibDem

E Pluribus Unum


malakon

E Pluribus Unum. It worked before. Founding fathers liked it. Good secular motto.


lolbertroll

Trust yourself


No-Royal-8309

There should be none. It is just money.


Panicbrewer

Live long and prosper


ProphetsOfAshes

United we stand is a classic


Frogfish1846

Don’t spend it all in one place.


ParticularSize8387

I am the True American God


Joethebassplayer

"Backed By The People of The United States"


Chops526

"Fuck 'em, I got mine!"


dustinechos

Please don't Google "school of the Americas"


TeamKitsune

Hold my beer!


brennanfee

The original, albeit unofficial moto, was a better embodiment of what we are supposed to strive for. Now more than ever. "E pluribus unum." Out of many, one. In this time of heavy divisiveness a reminder that we are supposed to be brought together by the idea of American and its values is sorely needed.


calgeorge

While we're at it, we should probably do something about the fact that most of the faces on our bills and coins are of men who owned slaves, and/or participated in the genocide of native Americans.


PiscesAnemoia

What did you have in mind for replacement figures?


zaxaz56

Natural wonders of the U.S. would be nice. Or animals. Everyone will always argue about people, but we all love a good eagle or canyon.


Edman70

"In God We Trust" was added in the 1950s out of fear of the "Godless Communists" during the McCarthyist "Red scare." As many others have said, our original motto was fine, and would be a fine return.


DiscombobulatedWavy

Your god is dead and no one cares. -Trent Reznor.


GitchigumiMiguel74

If you don’t smoke Tarrlytons, Fuck You!


ProfessionalBed580

“Money is imaginary, just like God.”


Impossible-Panda-488

The Dude abides.


Yeyati_Nafrey

"Do you really need to buy that ?"


NeophyteBuilder

“In idiocracy we live”


bde959

It doesn’t have to be a replacement. They just need to take that shit off.


Mindless_Aioli9737

United We Stand.


Ippherita

"May the Force be with you"


APirateAndAJedi

In one another we trust.


AnAnonymousParty

Why does it have to have any motto or slogan? It's money, not a billboard or bumper sticker. As long as it states its denomination it has done all it needs to do. I'm frankly surprised it doesn't say "Ten dollars, brought to you by XYZ Corp." or some other nonsense.


Null_Singularity_0

America! Fuck Yeah!!


paanbr

Land of the Free (mostly as a reminder regarding our FREEDOM!)


Worried_Exercise8120

"Trust no one."


HumanityVomits

"In money we trust"


whipsnappy

The mark of the beast


tango_41

“All hail big daddy J-POW”


Jsmitty78

This is your god


Late-External3249

"Don't Touch Our Boats"


LarYungmann

"In We, We Trust"


eltedioso

We ‘ave da meats


unkyduck

Fuck you all. I've got mine.


Abzstrak

How about "It's got electrolytes" Makes as much sense as the current nonsense, plus it's where we're heading I'm afraid....


Straight_Bathroom775

Brawndo! It’s what you crave!


This-Professional-39

One of the original mottos on our coinage was "Mind your business"


Senior_Resolution_20

And God we trust was added and 1955, obviously it’s not needed. Just take the stupid shit off the money. It was a political power play and a continuation of the BS confederacy.


gadget850

"Mind Your Business" from the first issued US coin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugio\_cent


Dorklee77

“Pennies make cents”


Stegopossum

What Joseph Campbell said when they asked him to boil everything down:   Follow Your Bliss


SetterOfTrends

Don’t say “great replacement”


mekonsrevenge

"We Whip Nazi Ass."


Chrome_Armadillo

Freedom Sold Separately.


ksiyoto

I always liked Wisconsin's state motto" "Forward"


LimiTeDGRIP

"Bitcoin's Better."


KarmaBike

In Dogs We Trust (far more real and cooler)


Denveratheistfag8uc

I vote for the original motto: e pluribus unum


sirpsionics

In Science We Trust


Flipflopvlaflip

Lorem ipsum


e-bakes

In God We Distrust


JeetKlo

Per aspera, ad astra. "Through hardships to the stars." It recalls our aspirations in the Apollo program, acknowledges that our nation still has a lot of work to do to make up for its past, and it obliquely evokes the "constellation" of 50 stars on the flag.


Able-Campaign1370

In god we trust was only added in 1954 in a prior bout of religious nuttiness.


ob1dylan

"Fuck you. Pay me."


Phantomht

"To punish and enslave"


TheLastHeroHere

"Freedom of religion. Freedom from religion."


Gotis1313

Be excellent to each other.


bhknb

"We can't believe that we convinced you that paper is money!"


RichardXV

“In money we trust” fits the capitalist system pretty well.


Raregolddragon

A blank space or something like "United we stand"


Far_Exchange_59

The American ego is annoying.


Minglewoodlost

Eat the rich


unknownpothead1992

Team america fuck yeah!!!!


jtowndtk

"roll this for drugs in an emergency"


ElectricalPhrase8404

Being an aethist (British) child of the 70's, I vote Bod.... https://youtu.be/B4IiktFp3p4?si=kSGeOtFzi17n6T89


EJ7002

In greed we trust


delegatedauthority

We devalue your labour.


CapForShort

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations


jpmeyer12751

Freedom of Thought and Faith


SophiasPenis

Booyah!


Many_Statistician587

“Let Freedom Ring”


Clothes_Chair_Ghost

World police get down on the ground!


Wrong_Gear5700

'Legal tender'.


rabbi420

“In the people we trust.”


No-Program-6996

Nothing


SaltyBarDog

Hail Griddy.


PrizeCelery4849

Just extend it - In God We Trust. All Others Pay Cash.


[deleted]

“Thoughts and Prayers suckers!!!”


holyStJohn

In Science We Trust


NoResponsibility6772

Why does the money have to have ANY slogan on it? Just take it off and leave a blank space.


MatineeIdol8

I can't think of a reason why there should be anything on there at all.


auldnate

E pluribus unum


NormalFortune

There are literally so many! And they would all be way fucking better than dumb “in god we trust” E Pluribus Unum Of the people, by the people, for the people We hold these truths to be self-evident We The People A more perfect union One nation, indivisible Liberty and justice for all


DiscombobulatedWavy

These are better than in god we trust, but the “we the people” shit has been co-opted by the Jan 6 type. It’s corny af and they are getting like fucking tattoos and shit with that saying.


NormalFortune

fuck those "i want a revolution, but don't take my social security or 401k" christofascist LARPers Once they go away (hopefully when Trump dies or gets officially diagnosed with dementia, or sooner), it would be a sick slogan


Macasumba

Stars & Stripes Forever


bloodxandxrank

Welcome to America, i love you.


brothertuck

Why not the original, e pluribus unum, from many, one.


JustSomeGuy_TX

“Duuuuudeee!!!”


SouthernDelicious

“Fascism For All”


Richardhrobinson

Fiat lucre


reddit_user13

Fuck your feelings


Factsaretheonlytruth

We’re all in this together.


ShafordoDrForgone

"Our Worst Critics Prefer to Stay" (I didn't write this. It was the winner of a freakonomics write in competition)


CaptainLucid420

God money I'll do anything for you. God money just tell me what you want me to.


Dudeist-Priest

Fuck you, pay me


MoonBaby812

In aliens we trust.


jhglover123

In freedom we must


VintageKofta

For oil we thrust. 


MisanthropinatorToo

Peace Sells, but Who's Buying?


milesercat

"Fingers Crossed"


heath7158

Sponsored by the highest bidder.


Snowboundforever

Greed is Good.


FaluninumAlcon

Humanity? Earth? How about we remove it instead?


husbandofsamus

Honestly just empty space.


R67H

United We Stand


PsychologicalNet3455

"                                                                     "


ILikeLenexa

Liberty and Justice for All


AvelWorld

The original motto: E pluribus unum.


Simon_bar_shitski

"COME ON DOWN!"


SubsequentDamage

“Keep your hands off my shit!”


Karrotsawa

"Don't spend it all in one place" Not sure why you need anything at all. Here in Canada we had a hockey poem on the Five for a few years. I didn't mind it even though I don't practice hockey.


TooManyNamesGuy

How about we just get out the eraser on the theist bullshit and go back to how it was?


AOEmishap

"No fatalities today?"


commandrix

We don't really have to replace it with anything if we don't want to. Actually, you can be sure somebody will get offended by what we choose (or not) regardless of what it is. My personal preference would be "Ex Astris, Scientia" (From the Stars, Science).


Barfy_McBarf_Face

FIAT CURRENCY Or, the St. Louis version, FUCK STAN KROENKE