Some dumb farking accountant who doesn’t realise that with 1-ply you probably end up using 37 sheets as opposed to the 2 sheets you use with 3-ply. 🤷♂️
Generally speaking if you’re large enough to have your own accountant on staff to do the books, you aren’t also getting them to make the budget. Either you are, or you have a finance officer to do that.
Having seen the state of the facilities in, and heard additional horror stories of, industrial sites in the outer Sydney suburbs, I can confidently state that, said company's managements are not going to give the blokes bidets to fuck with as well.
Tbh it's more likely they have a contract with a cleaning company who restock the toilet paper as part of the job. The point sort of still stands because you they're choosing cheapest company for the gig who will obviously cut all possible corners.
Wait until you hear why public servants are traditionally known as "shinybums". I believe the army still use the stuff. They say it builds character, or something.
This stuff is the wet dream of middle mangement bean counters and small business chisellers everywhere.
less ply just means you need a longer strip and fold it more.
if you are at work that takes longer therefore you get paid more to take a shit than you do with 2 ply
Cleaning contract change or their supplier changed.
I remember one place I worked at where the big selling point for the new facilities provider was 2 ply paper. For weeks before we would greet each other in the office with a cheerful "2 ply!" instead of hello. Good times.
Hey look, its the physical metaphor for scotty from marketing. Hangs around for fucking ever, up to all kinds of shit and is so thin with ability that its pretty well useless and leaves a nasty stain behind.
I don’t really get the complaint about single or double ply, I’m pulling enough off the roll and folding it up a couple times regardless. It’s multi ply no matter what. Unless you’re getting issued a single square, what’s the problem?
Everyone in lockdown lol.
I was able to take like 3 massive boxes of 1ply from work when we shut down. About 400 rolls.
Traded my 1ply for hand sani, paper towels etc lol.
When you're so bored at work you're on the toilet reading the toilet paper packaging, *and* taking a photo of it and posting it to reddit
I hope your day is going better now
So just fold it over one additional time. Why does this need to be explained?
Does anyone actually wipe their ass with just one square of toilet paper between their hand and the business?
But you get one ply to save money, right? So folding it just completely negates the whole purpose. Plus, it's uncomfortable. I can't and I won't buy one ply.
I grew up with it, I miss it. I think 3 ply onwards was too far.
Yes I expect downvotes for my opinion.
Yes my bum currently feels like I have given sand paper a crack.
😵💫
Isn't this the stuff that cleaners get and put in public toilets and the like? They use that to reduce the amount that gets stolen.
Depending on the work place you probably don't feel like that's a problem. But if you use a cleaning company it's probably just what they use to save money and handle a lot of jobs (using paper that can barely handle one job).
Cheap toilet paper and hand towel only results in more usage and staff feeling thier employer is cheap, long term the spend rate is not dissimliar to go with a better quality product - if they are buying Scott, they are more than likely already purchasing from a B2B retail like WINC or COS so they could easily get bulk pricing
Who ever is in charge saw 100 1ply rolls for X, that's so many cheaper than 100 3ply rolls for XXX! That and whoever they need to justify the budget to.
They've failed to consider people will just use more so the rolls will be used quicker.
I'm just gonna come right out and say it
We have this toilet paper at work, and I bloody love it. This fancy fuckin 5000 ply shit ya nanna uses is horrible, it's so thick and scratchy honeslty. The 1 ply is bloody great, fold it over itself 2 or 3 times and it makes for a nice soft wipe, no jagged corners because you aren't folding bloody 5 ply cardboard.
People used to get by with moss, grass. leaves or just their left hand and water, whatever. Google the history of toilet paper...it was a really difficult thing to sell initially. People just didn't want it, it took some marketing.
So, don't be a princess. Just fold it, you can make it 10-ply if you want, if the paralyzing paranoia of possible perforation is more than you can bear. If your finger tip touched your arsehole and you had to have it surgically removed, rather than simply wash it & get on with your day
It simply doesn't matter. Just fold the paper, as thick as you want. Sheesh.
They changed ours as well. We petitioned for 3 ply to return as using thin and rough toilet paper can result in haemroids and or anal fissure. Work in healthcare so wasn't hard to argue isn't good in grounds on wellbeing and potential time off to deal with any issues that arise
Everyone loves their finger breaking through the paper and dipping into their ass fondue...
Seriously though, fold, or scrunch double the amount you usually would to emulated 2 ply :P
I did and I still do. Hated it during the peak of the pandemic because I couldn't get singles and so I spent a lot of time splitting plies (ruined my meditation time). Multiply is a very expensive way to buy TP and it's like wiping with a rabbit.
Some dumb farking accountant who doesn’t realise that with 1-ply you probably end up using 37 sheets as opposed to the 2 sheets you use with 3-ply. 🤷♂️
That is also offset by more people trying to avoid taking a dump at work, or BYOTP.
I misread that as BYOP - I'm pretty sure I bring my own poo everywhere...
BYOTP…. Is that a thing now ?
I sincerely hope not
I did. At my last office job the dunny paper was unbearable.
As an accountant I know of no one who would care about toilet paper or have any input on the number of ply bought You need to talk to procurement
It would be a very small number of workplaces where one of the accounting team (or the accountant depending on size) would be buying bog roll
They don’t buy it, but they set the budget.
No, that would be Finance, not Accounting.
Right.. cause finance lacks accountants…
Generally speaking if you’re large enough to have your own accountant on staff to do the books, you aren’t also getting them to make the budget. Either you are, or you have a finance officer to do that.
That’s it. Procurement are usually the fuckwits. Accounting is just making it hard for people like me to get there business expenses back.
Yeah but no one is going to steal this shit so you still save $$$
Or the 0 you use with a bidet
Having seen the state of the facilities in, and heard additional horror stories of, industrial sites in the outer Sydney suburbs, I can confidently state that, said company's managements are not going to give the blokes bidets to fuck with as well.
Not sure I'd want to use a shared bidet.
Also so people don't steal it. I know.
Pretty sure it’s to make sure the tissue actually breaks down and doesn’t clog busy toilets
Tbh it's more likely they have a contract with a cleaning company who restock the toilet paper as part of the job. The point sort of still stands because you they're choosing cheapest company for the gig who will obviously cut all possible corners.
I see 333.33 (recurring) sheets of 3 ply.
Recurring of course
Infinite supply. Smart choice.
It was Scott
He’s a cunt
No joke, that actually could be said for every Scott I’ve met.
I know a nice one. #notallScott’sarecunts
I bet Scott gets shit on his fingers.
Nope, Scott has a stash of the “good stuff”
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Nice
He doesn’t know.
One ply is not the company giving you the finger, sadly it ends up you giving yourself the finger.....
I’ve heard it referred to as John Wayne toilet paper. Doesn’t take any shit from anyone.
Today I got in touch with my inner self. Never buying single ply again.
This is why I wipe myself with a rag on a stick
A true Roman
“RAAAG ON A STICK”
Use gum leaves. Gives the koalas a vegemite sandwich at the same time.
Would be better than 1 ply.
some arsehole thought it was a good idea. all other arseholes disagree. also go check the T.P. in the bosses toilet, i guarantee it's not 1 ply
Just take more and fold it, make it 12 ply if u want! Hell, just use the whole roll!
Just pull the cardboard roll out of the middle. It doesn’t flush 100% of the time.
Wait until you hear why public servants are traditionally known as "shinybums". I believe the army still use the stuff. They say it builds character, or something. This stuff is the wet dream of middle mangement bean counters and small business chisellers everywhere.
My old boss once asked the supplier if there were any cheaper options, the response was (said with a chuckle) "no, this is what they use in prisons."
>I believe the army still use the stuff. Ration pack TP... Just, no.
Accountants and bosses wanting to maximise profit for themselves or shareholders, generally. Literally no one who craps at work asked for it.
Accountants and bosses with the IQ of a warm tuna sandwich
Vote NO to 1 ply
We should have a referendum on banning 1 ply toilet paper. A +95% yes vote would truly be a unifying moment for Australia.
These should not exist
Re-living the 1960's.
Brown finger... He's the man The man with the Midas touch A spider's touch Such a cold finger Beckons you to enter his web of sin But don't go in!
If you have extremely bad pipes it does clog less often than the nice stuff.
less ply just means you need a longer strip and fold it more. if you are at work that takes longer therefore you get paid more to take a shit than you do with 2 ply
Cleaning contract change or their supplier changed. I remember one place I worked at where the big selling point for the new facilities provider was 2 ply paper. For weeks before we would greet each other in the office with a cheerful "2 ply!" instead of hello. Good times.
We had this at work a few months back. All of the women in the office put in complaints and they changed it to two ply! LOL
I bet the guy that said ok to this doesn't take anyone's shit.
It should be illegal. Fair work should have a policy about this.
Goldfinger variety.
Have fun wiping your shit off your fingers! 💩
Standard in offices. Be thankful you have a roll and not a 'by the square' dispenser
It’s proper Australian toilet paper - it’s rough, it’s tough, and it doesn’t take shit from anyone.
Hey look, its the physical metaphor for scotty from marketing. Hangs around for fucking ever, up to all kinds of shit and is so thin with ability that its pretty well useless and leaves a nasty stain behind.
It better be like cardboard... wait, no
It was Dwight.
Dwight, why is the toilet paper only half a ply?
Accountants. Bloody joyless bean-counters.
That better be a pretty fucking thick ply. Like I am talking marine grade plywood thick ply.
Steve Smith and Warner could have used this instead of sandpaper that time they cheated.
1 ply is un-Australian
Your cheap boss. It might be half the price, but you’ll use double or triple as much.
I nearly fingered my own ass the first time I had to use 1 ply during covid. I feel for ya. Thoughts and prayers 🙏
Convinced the entire 1ply industry survives off of dodgy employers alone. Who would actually buy this?
Those of us around in the 60's will remember the joke: "What Happens When Dawn Breaks?"
It's the toilet paper you buy for those 'other' people. The people you don't give a shit about, like employees, non-paying customers and the like.
This is just shitting on hard mode mate, rise to the challenge.
I was at a timber yard with a sign on the paper towel dispenser in the shitter. "One sheet per person"
Maybe it's made out of kevlar.
My husband bought a pack once just after I had our first child he not being the one who usually did the shopping it lasted us months.
My partner "borrowed" a pack from work during the covid TP crisis....kind of surprising how they feel so rough compared to 2ply.
Scott obviously
Finance team
500 2ply or 333 3ply. Come on, mate
The bean counter expects you to use only 1 sheet
A bean counter who has never had to use the stuff.
Better off buying sandpaper from Bunnings
I bought one roll of 1 ply once during the great Covid-19 run. It was ... not great. Luckily I didn't need to again.
Oh I recognise this brand! This is the brand Scott Kramer tested on YouTube and identified as objectively the worst toilet paper ever
I gather you haven' been into a NSW hospital recently.
Are you at my work? My boss made me.
Better than that half ply nonsense
The whole army
Might as well use your hand
most people pull 10 sheets, so 1 ply will certainly be cheaper. So will they pull 20 or 30 instead? Maybe. I'm sure some statistician says no!
hahah knew this was **work** before I finished reading the title
Listen here motherfucker we aint paying you to shit at work
Cost cutting trickles all the way down to the bottom……
I don’t really get the complaint about single or double ply, I’m pulling enough off the roll and folding it up a couple times regardless. It’s multi ply no matter what. Unless you’re getting issued a single square, what’s the problem?
The finger of shame.
The brown ballerina strikes again!
Came across one ply. Spent most of the time with my fingers up my arse.
Use your finger. 1 ply is good for getting the shit out from under your nails.
Businesses.
Just use 4x as much. Maybe they’ll learn.
Some guy came up to me on a tram once and asked if I’d sign a partition to ban 1 ply tp in public places and he actually had a lot of signatures
Invented by Jonny Brownfingers
Everyone in lockdown lol. I was able to take like 3 massive boxes of 1ply from work when we shut down. About 400 rolls. Traded my 1ply for hand sani, paper towels etc lol.
people taking it home is one of the reason they buy sand paper instead of 3ply
I'll give you time to work on your reading comprehension skills.
it was just a general statement not a attack on you personally
Fair, just wasn't a general comment tho, more.. this was my situation which is not a general one. Apologies.
For that personal touch.
When you're so bored at work you're on the toilet reading the toilet paper packaging, *and* taking a photo of it and posting it to reddit I hope your day is going better now
So just fold it over one additional time. Why does this need to be explained? Does anyone actually wipe their ass with just one square of toilet paper between their hand and the business?
But you get one ply to save money, right? So folding it just completely negates the whole purpose. Plus, it's uncomfortable. I can't and I won't buy one ply.
Time to use the bidet. Say no more to leftover crumbs.
I grew up with it, I miss it. I think 3 ply onwards was too far. Yes I expect downvotes for my opinion. Yes my bum currently feels like I have given sand paper a crack. 😵💫
Because it's toilet paper? Lol. What do the The National Safety and Quality Health Service standards say?
The company who supplies the toilet paper, and the soap at 300% markup
Blame Scott
The bean counters
Just use more no? Is there an unwritten rule that you only use a certain length?
*No. In the army, you are only allowed 5 squares. 2 up, 2 down and 1 to polish off.* (Sorry, joke is probably older than a lot of you.).
Isn't this the stuff that cleaners get and put in public toilets and the like? They use that to reduce the amount that gets stolen. Depending on the work place you probably don't feel like that's a problem. But if you use a cleaning company it's probably just what they use to save money and handle a lot of jobs (using paper that can barely handle one job).
You answered it, your boss. The one who needs to squeeze every cent out for more profit
Cheap toilet paper and hand towel only results in more usage and staff feeling thier employer is cheap, long term the spend rate is not dissimliar to go with a better quality product - if they are buying Scott, they are more than likely already purchasing from a B2B retail like WINC or COS so they could easily get bulk pricing
Lmao. It's totally an office supply thing.
Lots of cheap arse conpanies
People who supply toilet paper for * Public toilets * Workplaces * Businesses with toilets accessible to the public.
It doesn’t matter how much you use, you will always end up fingering your shit snapper.
It's 1000 sheets. I use this stuff and prefer it to the thick stuff. They've been making it for decades
I used to stash one of these rolls in my bag every day I worked on site somewhere. Had so many versatile uses.
Your tightass boss.
Dwight Schrute says yes.
1 ply is the worst. You have to use many more sheets to make up for it.
Omg cheap ass bosses.... Just buy 2 or 3 ply cause u use less instead of 50 sheets of 1ply lmfao
Scott did n
I get to the bottom of the (t)issue
Jobs, for whatever reason if it is toilet paper they can’t comprehend numbers beyond 1
Owners of smes who want to save a dollar on toilet paper. Check what they use in the executive toilet
Waiting for 1/2 ply to drop now we are in inflation 2.0
Who ever is in charge saw 100 1ply rolls for X, that's so many cheaper than 100 3ply rolls for XXX! That and whoever they need to justify the budget to. They've failed to consider people will just use more so the rolls will be used quicker.
Ahahaha 😂 Exactly my kind of humor
Painful shrinkflation
I'm just gonna come right out and say it We have this toilet paper at work, and I bloody love it. This fancy fuckin 5000 ply shit ya nanna uses is horrible, it's so thick and scratchy honeslty. The 1 ply is bloody great, fold it over itself 2 or 3 times and it makes for a nice soft wipe, no jagged corners because you aren't folding bloody 5 ply cardboard.
Get rid of TP and bring bidets already. That’s real luxury.
Notice it's not even called toilet paper, probably too thin to be called to they have to call it toilet tissue.
People used to get by with moss, grass. leaves or just their left hand and water, whatever. Google the history of toilet paper...it was a really difficult thing to sell initially. People just didn't want it, it took some marketing. So, don't be a princess. Just fold it, you can make it 10-ply if you want, if the paralyzing paranoia of possible perforation is more than you can bear. If your finger tip touched your arsehole and you had to have it surgically removed, rather than simply wash it & get on with your day It simply doesn't matter. Just fold the paper, as thick as you want. Sheesh.
Useful for a manual marine head maybe?
Rubbish
Should be illegal.
It’s the bulk discount mate!!!
Mum bought 1-ply coz she thought the roll had to be changed less often.
They changed ours as well. We petitioned for 3 ply to return as using thin and rough toilet paper can result in haemroids and or anal fissure. Work in healthcare so wasn't hard to argue isn't good in grounds on wellbeing and potential time off to deal with any issues that arise
Tightarses
Fucking Scott.......
It’s shit. Just like it’s Morrison counterpart.
With modern, water saving toilets, it's the only thing that flushes down without having to break it up first.
A masochist. A masochist said yes.
Scott, apparently
Shadow government
you know people are usings a shit ton more of shit tickets
Cos it’s supposed to be cheaper
It’s Scott no second ply
Someone who doesn’t use that bathroom
Company quality can be measured by the tp they buy.. get out.
A cheap ass!
Everyone loves their finger breaking through the paper and dipping into their ass fondue... Seriously though, fold, or scrunch double the amount you usually would to emulated 2 ply :P
Your boss, looking to save money
Yeah Scott's a tight arse imo
People who are sick of their housemates not chipping in. You put one of these in the loo and keep the 3 ply in your room.
your boss clearly
I want someone to ask you what are you wiping your arse with and you reply SCOTT SCOTTFUCKALLTOODOEWITHYOU
I did and I still do. Hated it during the peak of the pandemic because I couldn't get singles and so I spent a lot of time splitting plies (ruined my meditation time). Multiply is a very expensive way to buy TP and it's like wiping with a rabbit.
Public toilet? It's wasteful.
At that point you are basically wiping your butt with your hand. Or using 40 sheets to get sufficient hand coverage to wipe. Hope they give you soap.
I need 4-ply, 4-ply, 4-ply, when I cry
When does the restructuring take place? Next week probably
Scott said yes to one ply. He has the toughest rectum of them all.
Someone who has a bidet at home.
Septic user here We've heard one is supposed to be better so that's what we get
Your Finance and Procurement Manager said yes please mmmmm that’s great.