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andyunderpants

Fuck i thought it was a bit of insulation not a fucking possum! lol


Imojinetta

Same I had to go back and check. Now I'm sad.


NedKellysRevenge

It's two natives. Nothing to be sad about.


Tybro3434

At least it’s the common ‘pest’ variety of possum and not the endangered variety. The snake chose correctly.😉


fouhay

Danger Noodle has become Ranger Noodle...


Mayflie

Which species are endangered in QLD?


DavideNissan

How did they get up there?


SweatyPresentation93

It’s nature


ElaHasReddit

So is your parents dying. Ppl are allowed to have empathy


Mike_Oxmall01

When you have a python in your ceiling, you don't have rodents. But your small pets might disappear!


the_lazy_orc

Snake: What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent possum meal???


Eww_vegans

They may as well have thrown the dead possum in the bag with him.


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SellQuick

I don't mind the snake, but the stinky cheese aroma of dead possum in the house is not okay.


r3zza92

Been told by a snake handler that after being handled like this they pretty much regurgitate anything they’ve eaten recently and won’t eat for a week or so. Had a python about the size of the one in the video (maybe a bit longer but probably twice as round) removed a few years ago and he sent pics of the 5 rats the snake regurgitated about an hour after he removed it.


Nincomsoup

Five rats? Maybe you should have kept the snake...


Ecstatic-Librarian83

get your hand off my limp possum!!


IdeallyIdeally

This is democracy manifest.


Eggs_Akimbo

Herpocrasssssy


jez2a

Manifesssssssst


HOLY_CAT_MASTER

Im pretty sure she touched his penis


honeydew_bunny

You are you ready to recieve my limp penisssss?


Simonandgarthsuncle

I sssee you know your judo well.


SnoringEagle

Oh that’s a nice headlock, ssssssssssir


kpk_soldiers274

Yeah that's actually how you get a snake to move. Play with its penis.


LockedUpLotionClown

Nah, She’s a qualified teacher. It’s ok apparently.


420binchicken

This is the man that tried to use me as a penis!


Saaaave-me

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY SNAKE PENIS


DoubleWeight4156

That’s a possum the tail looks too nice and fluff


Uh-Oh-Raggy

As she is putting the snake in the bag: “Ta-ta!”


CrazySD93

and farewell


UsualProfit397

I see you know your judo well.


evelution

Stole his lunch then threw him in a bag.


casinoinsider

He asked for it to go


HeadacheCentral

"The good news is, you no longer have a possum problem in the roof..."


euqinu_ton

Or ... now the snake is gone ... the possum problem in the roof returns.


flubaduzubady

She can dump it in my roof. Better than hearing those footprints. He's over my head right now, running back and forth.


euqinu_ton

I sympathise. Mice/Rats for me. Scurrying about all night, "Schtch schtch schtch schtch." I'm sure this monster would happily dispatch mice too, but ... I couldn't live knowing it was slithering around up there. Harmless to humans, I'm sure (assuming it's a carpet python?). But yeah nah ... not in my roof please.


Mayflie

I get what you mean but a non-venomous python has more benefits for you in your roof. It will absolutely keep rodents in check (their urine & feces are toxic & destructive to roofs/walls). It will deter other snakes (venomous ones). They make next to no noise, are only active for certain months of the year. Their feces are not liquid like a rodent & have very little odour. They will also deter possums & will keep out of your way. I understand people have fears & aversions towards snakes - I find learning about them & admiring their colours & patterns helps remind us how unique they are.


Relendis

Dude! Get onto that fast. Rats will do a crazy amount of damage to your property. You can get the poison throw bags. They are essentially a cloth hacky sack of poison. Pop the hatch into your roof space, chuck a few around and let the problem take care of itself.


euqinu_ton

Yeah I have a process which works - I put baits under the house where I know they access the wall-space to get to the roof. After a few days the noises stop. I just have to take the time to pull a few roof tiles off above where I know they're travelling, and stuff a bunch of chicken wire down then space-expanding foam seal it all up. I'll do it just before we sell the place.


casinoinsider

Wire wool.


euqinu_ton

Yeah? It could be a decent sized passage, that's all. It's literally the wall right next to where I'm sitting now, and I think it follows the earth strap/wire down between the t-junction of external stud wall & internal stud wall (just guessing). So I think it's a 100 x 100 square (old messmate timber frame weatherboard). My theory was bunched up wire (tight enough that no marsupial could fit through) stuffed down about 200mm, then the space-expanding foam inside let loose int the centre of that and above.


casinoinsider

Yeah, they may burrow somewhere else but thats what I've seen work. Good luck!


flubaduzubady

Wouldn't worry me unless it was venomous. Has anyone here identified it? Some kind of python.


pointlessbeats

If it was venomous, the snake catcher wouldn’t be as blasé as they are. Just a carpet python.


RonIsIZe_13

Definately a python


magickmidget

Oh my god, we have one jump from a tree onto our roof nightly and he must be a big boy because it sounds like the whole house is about to fall down. Never fails to scare the shit out of me.


phillxor

Same here. It got even noisier and I observed one nihht that the possum now had a baby on its back 🥲


MesozOwen

At first I thought it was a video complaining about an electrician installing a light or something. Wow.


Anderook

Waiting for the post in AusRenovation for how to fix the hole ...


gdubluu

Plug it with a snake?


TaiCat

Insulate it with the possum carcass


livingfortoday

Is this asbestos???


Sour_Lexi

Doubtful, house doesn’t look hella old so I’d say it’s plain old plasterboard.


Elijah_Mitcho

It’s just a joke now anything that looks remotely like asbestos gets the question 😂


user10205

Fill it with spiders.


Pepito_Pepito

She just stuck her hand in there with 0 visibility lmao


spleenfeast

Could probably tell it was a python and may already know it's mouth was busy trying to deep throat the possum.


cybrwire

She did that and I double checked the sub. Saw r/australia and I was like "PLEASE tell me she's not pulling a big ass spider out of there" lmao


JooBunny

Python bites really aren't bad. I've been bitten heaps by pythons far bigger than this guy, I worked with rehabbing them for a few years. You just recognise whether it is a defensive/confused bite (snap and release) or a distressed/panic/hunger bite (snap and wrap) and act accordingly. I've never met one who hasn't eventually just chilled all the way out. You get some cool looking bite scars though, they have plenty of fangs! Never rip their mouth off you, let them release on their own. They are usually (unless starving to death, freezing to death, distressed, wounded) the most docile fat lil long pups. I adore them, they are truly magical. Beautiful creatures. Deserve all the love in the world. RIP my rescue girl Princess, 5m long 17yo Bredli. Miss her every single day.


Knittingtaco

I could never!


throwRway-xmas

HOW IS THAT SAFE haha like what if it was venemous 😭


Mangaroo007

They can tell by the pattern on the snake if it’s venomous or not. Even if it is, only certain venomous snake bites are really life threatening. Still going to hurt like a bitch if you do get bit though


Pepito_Pepito

If you know that it's a big snake, you can be pretty confident that it's not venomous. That said, non venomous snakes still bite lol


CrayolaS7

I’ve seen some massive Eastern Browns, 2m long not uncommon.


cmdwedge75

“I want the most QLD video you have” .. “No that’s too QLD”


RogerKilljoy83

Have a look at the snake the boys have put in here, non compliant. And a possum carcass, non compliant.


irritatingmillenial

I read this in the accent and everything


Shintri

Yeah me too!


KatEmpiress

Unbelievable.


whichtyler

What a ssssschemozzle


jampola

Absolute ssssshamozzle


Ok_Negotiation_3900

Too good lmfao


Orikune

Snake: *The fuck, I was eating that...*


dr_chips486

Hello Possum


ZealousidealClub4119

Lilys not gladiolus in this case.


Thenewdazzledentway

😵


scotthendo

Real dangerous work there. When those things snap and they get you it fucking stings. God damned down lights.


Personal_Ad2455

I thought that was just installation fluff - then a damn possum came out.


HorrorArmadillo3713

Same lol I was like hmm okay insulation, ohhh wtf it has legs? 🤣🤣


SurroundedByBeigists

Haha the end. 'Just taking the dog for a walk dear, back in a tic,' pose.


cruiserman_80

I was about to mark her down for damaging the ceiling but, that possum wasn't coming out without a bigger hole.


Jimbo_Johnny_Johnson

Ice in her veins, didn’t even react when the snake head dropped out


KingRo48

Using a snake to catch the possums in your roof; never thought about that!


electric_screams

It comes after sending in the spider… to catch the fly.


atubslife

Fly was there because the last snake didn't come out.


CcryMeARiver

Was going to say that pro has balls of steel. Errrrr, ... no. ed: She barely flinched when the head came out at her.


flubaduzubady

Watching the snake, I didn't even notice it was a lady. She's got balls though.


AggravatingTartlet

> She's got balls though. Ovaries, yes.


fnaah

she knew it was a python.


Dagon

Can still give you a big ol' infection on their bites.


CcryMeARiver

Any feral can bite.


throwRway-xmas

How did she know?!


Rather_Dashing

Python constrict their prey, so they are big chunky muscular boys and girls, like this one. Little heads but with solid bodies. Venomous snakes are skinny things by comparison. I think pythons are pretty easy to recognise, but obviously unless you are an expert you shouldn't be handling any snake.


fnaah

markings? size? from sticking a camera up there beforehand? -shrug-


xylarr

Um, can I have my possom back?


CharlieWombat123

Even if you know it’s a carpet python sticking your hand in there is freaky hahah.


Somecrazynerd

You STOLE his LUNCH!


Top_Tumbleweed

Is that a python in your ceiling or are you just happy to see me?


whatanerdiam

Fuck me, that's a lot of snake.


Pure_Ignorance

Who uses a snake to get a possum out of the roof? Seems like it just makes it harder.


I0I0I0I

Snek.


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

Not spooder?


Critical_Monk_5219

danger noodle


electronbox

Wait so how the fuck did those two get in there?


Sexdrumsandrock

I thought by the headline that it was a snarky dig at electricians. Did not go on the direction I thought it was going


Knittingtaco

What an absolute unit of a snake!


Hopf10

There are easier ways to snake a wire over for an extra light.


MGEESMAMMA

I thought it was insulation, not lunch!


HQ2233

Why can't we have cool guys doing cool shit like this on TV instead of that border patrol garbage?


teflonfairy

There was Matt Wright with the crocs in NT... But we all know how that turned out. Agree though, I follow some of the snake catchers on FB, some pretty cool videos. Would make for great tv.


contraltoatheart

I thought the snake was pregnant and then she just kept on pulling and realised it was a python and then realised it was probably food pregnant from dead possum.


KhansMum

Gee she's good! Impressive!


Dontghostmebro81

Expensive snake. Would’ve been better off leaving it alone lol


ETTFI

I thought she was pulling out insulation at first


Narodnost

"Nuke the entire site from orbit--it's the only way to be sure"


bettertester2022

Wait, no gloves or other PPEs? And the snake didn't retaliate?


Immediate-Unit6311

That's what I thought the snake didn't even try and snap at her or anything


DojoBuff

Poor possum?


slackboy72

Nah, fuck em.


OfficialUberZ

It’s just mother nature at work.


turbotom1102

Poor snake


TertiaryOrbit

That hole in the ceiling will probably be a pain to fix.


ApteronotusAlbifrons

Nah - easy as Cut the hole square - taper the edges about 45 degrees - cut a piece of gyprock to size and taper its edges - cut the hole for the downlight - piece of gyprock goes up through the hole on the diagonal - bit of spakfilla around the edges as a binding agent - some jointing tape to cover the gaps - paint to suit Would take me about 2 hours - a pro could do it in 30 minutes


the_silent_redditor

I understood about a quarter of this. I really am a worthless man.


tatsumakisempukyaku

same... you lost me at "taper"


Jontologist

Really? It's a South American pig with a little trunk. Actually related to hawsers.


AFK_Siridar

No, that's a Tapir. Taper is a flattened bleached mat of vegetable fibers, often used for writing and drawing.


AddlePatedBadger

No, that's paper. Taper is a tool used to lightly compress ground coffee beans prior to forcing pressurised hot water through them to make coffee.


not_right

> Would take me about 2 hours - a pro could do it in 30 minutes This is every job around the house for me lol. Except maybe 4 hours and 3 trips to the hardware store.


ApteronotusAlbifrons

Oh, I was definitely estimating time on the perfect job - where I knew everything beforehand and had tools and materials on hand Not the usual job - where you go to grab the paintbrush and the kids have used it and not cleaned it - or you pick up the drill and the battery is flat, and you're not sure where the spare or the charger are - or the air conditioning duct is right *there* where you want to install the antenna cable


flubaduzubady

Patch that up ready for paint in half an hour. An hour with pack up and tidy. Could be anywhere from $100>$300. You may get a handyman cheaper.


michaelrohansmith

Isn't it a light fitting?


ruinawish

Snake experts (I'm sure many of us are here on reddit), but why was the catcher so calm and seemingly nonchalant about any threat of being bitten, despite physically wrangling the snake around?


Zoett

It’s a python, so while a bite would be painful, it isn’t venomous.


Justarobotdontmindme

Thats a weirdly long cat tail


flutterybuttery58

Just waiting for a mate!


Sweaty-Run-2881

At first look, I thought she pulled out some mutated snake with furry tail and legs.


Superb_Hand4940

Wow! Full credit to that snake catcher


alegendmrwayne

OzzyMan would have fun with this


bomba_clot_619

I was hoping to move to Brisbane sometime but after watching this I'm reconsidering


HHILLS3333

I thought she was taking out insulation.... nope, just a f*cking possum! 😆


TheRealAussieTroll

Yeah this is *reaallyy* gonna freak the “Australia’s full of weird deadly shit” internet foreign brigade right out… some chick nonchalantly dragging a huge snake and dead possum out of a ceiling…


oliyoung

I can't with you queensland


Alive_Wolverine_2540

Shame about the possum.


bboyrawn

Animal control in Australia must be the hardest difficulty setting.


throwRway-xmas

WHY DIDNT SHE WEAR GLOVES IN CASE OF A BITE, even non venemous, or if they got it mistaken and it was venemous


Dr_T__

I would have kept the snake. One less possum rampaging in the roof


KezzaPwNz

I thought that was the insulation bats he was pulling out to make room for the snake.


ImpressionFeisty8359

Didn't see that possum coming. What a big boi.


No-Fan-888

I did not expect a possum to drop out as well. Australia hey? Don't we just love it?


vegemitebikkie

I thought that was a sparky going the extra mile lol


Accurate-Response317

Now that’s pulling cables


Dry_Shock_4060

Plz patch :-)


Business_Scheme3295

How casual was she ? 🤔


The_Slavstralian

That is a well fed Coastal.


Beachy-vibe76

NOPE NOPE NOPE


EmotionalAd5920

HOLY SHITBALLS WHAT DID I JUST WATCH! i thought i was fine with most animals but thats premiership level!


OffParramattaRoad

# WOMAN SAVES DAY!


Ok-Push9899

She is so calm and focussed. As glad as i am about that, i really don't want to hear that she does one or two of these a week.


thewoahtrain

u/gifreversingbot


paulj500

Now that’s a professional. A pretty friggen hot professional too..!!


goldcoastdebau

Just a normal morning in Australia.


John_Smith_71

This is why I stay in Ireland


Additional-Meet5810

Faark


Flimsy_Piglet_1980

Damn that's game


IronFistDoug

I'd be on the other side of the glass too


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ice9dry

Was that a python or some thing more venomous?


BlueDotty

Python Can bite, but not venomous


Bystander_99

🫣 nope


AussieDi67

No. Just No


landswipe

Two fingers and then "what the fuck?!?!".


Professional-Sand580

Destroyed the ceiling!!


vegemitepants

You’d think there would be a better way to get inside the roof


BongBaronAustralia

Hope you at least let him eat his dinner


Murky_Iron_443

Handled that monster with ease.


Chefchanyu

This is big….


hometime77

QLD man. I know the government is trowing growth at QLD but id never live in the place.Way to sticky and this shit.


YeahBuddyDoYouEven

That's one way to install a light fitting 💡


flyforpennies

what these videos never show is the snake peeing all over the person catching them -_-


silverback1734

Who pays for all the damage?


teflonfairy

I think I'd rather pay for the damage than eventually find out there's a rotting possum in my ceiling tbh.


LandotheTerrible

I just can't even watch.


OkBoysenberry1379

Get the fuck out of town…!!! what a woman!!!


Kilathulu

and that kids, is why they get paid $10,000 per hour