He’s no Satan. I would pull the cookie apart and lick the frosting out and put it back together with some mayonnaise and cinnamon in between the wafers.
This exactly. As a veteran, I'd know without even looking that this is nearly empty. But I'd enjoy the one left, that OP left as a treat, just for me, in this battle, of this war.
I put an ice pack into an empty ice block box and closed the box back up to troll others in my household. Fooled myself twice with my own prank so far.
I remember seeing a packet in the pantry and I thought I'll just have a few then ended up eating the whole packet. Had to go to Woolworths to buy 3 more, ate 1 on the way back, put one in the pantry then ate the other one while watching a movie.
Yea but that's the beauty of it, others arent going to even test it for weight. There appears to be plenty in there, and the numbers aren't (visibly) moving. You dont have to guts them, you can slowly sneak them away and enjoy them one at a time and nobody is the wiser.
If they start going, everybody has to have some so they dont miss out.
It’s very similar to an ad campaign they have actually. The person has one Tim tam left and a genie appears and they wish for a never ending pack of Tim tams. So you just need to find a genie! 🧞♂️
Not only is this evil, this is a war crime on an unprecedented level. This is why international courts exist. I'm sending the drop bears after you, you're done playing with people's lives.
I'm a chef and made a dessert once that had a timtam crust. The recipe required two sleeves. I had to order 4 at a time to have enough because the owners would always just wander though and help themselves.
my favourite is to take the family pack and empty it into a container, hide the container, then put the empty packet on someone elses desk (preferably someone gluten intolerant for added confusion)
If we had capital punishment just know you’d have been rushed to the front of that line for this abhorrent behaviour! I thought we were commonwealth brothers!
Years ago the wife had a pack of the double coats in the fridge. She had one left on the pack. I ate it and replaced with with a carrot and a note saying “I’ve saved you from yourself”… surprised I’m still married
My brother did this but ate all but the first and last ones when he was like, 10. He didn't want the whole packet to sink in, letting my mother know he ate all of them lol
I used to do this as a kid when my mum would tell me I could only have 2 or 3 after school. I would eat the 2 or 3 then some from the back so it would look like I only had what I was told if she looked
No idea if it worked but idiot teenage me thought it did
Amateur! You gotta put it at the very front, to make an illusion of a full, freshly opened pack. Yes, this is mildly suspicious, but the realisation will hit harder on the victim.
As a kid we weren't allowed to open any biscuits off the top shelf of the pantry until mum or dad opened it and put it in the jar.
I'd watch and wait all week for the pack of Tim tams to be cracked only to find out that my brother was eating them and just replacing the packet on the shelf backwards.
I'm 44 now and I still can't get over the deception/ betrayal.
You are supposed to eat your fill then turn the tray around and remove the end biscuit so when pulled out it appears full. Say nothing and keep going back when nobody is looking. This is the Australian way.
Wow I never thought of it like that.
I usually feel really lucky finding and eating the last one of anything, like it was a juicy thing no one else ever dared to eat.. but I would dare and feel no guilt. I would take it and it would be mine.
I guess it’s the way we look at things. I’m worried I won’t be able to look at this the same now
I think it entirely depends on availability. We can pop down to Coles for another packet, and sure that's inconvenient.
But if you have to wait for another pack to come from Australia....
My husband does this all the time. I do it back.
It's the irresistability of Tim Tams especially late at night that makes a person do such evil things.
You're just going to have to replace the pack, or move you and your stuff out pronto.
This is actually stuff families and households go to war over, Dude.
Good luck... Somehow....
My mum does this when there’s 3-4 left so that you don’t have to pull the tray all the way out to get the last few, but that’s only relevant if you eat one at a time
This is a rookie move. You need to put a toy car at the back of the packet so when they pick it up feels it feels like there's some left.
Calm down Satan.
He’s no Satan. I would pull the cookie apart and lick the frosting out and put it back together with some mayonnaise and cinnamon in between the wafers.
I think i can speak for everyone when i ask... WHAT THE FUCK CUNT
I'm not a snitch but I'm calling the cops on this one
Yea it ain’t no cookie
Yep u can absolutely speak for me on this one... I'm a little scared
WHAT HE SAID, EWWWW
When Satan wants to be a real dick.
You almost had me until you called Tim Tam a *'cookie'*.
> I would pull the ***cookie*** apart I'm sorry, what?! It's a biscuit.
Theyre all mad because you called it a cookie not because of the mayo thing
Cookie?…..WAFERS??? GET OUT OF HERE NOW
I'm calling the police
Tim Tams are NOT cookies.
Even Satan can not resist “TimTam”
Hahaa mayonnaise and chilli powder
Not even Satan is that evil
What the… are you some kind of serial killer? How evil are you!
Worse. I'm a serial last Tim Tam eater
The last tim tam is like the first bite of a pizza
Cunt!
HOLY SHIT! 😳
Ban this guy.
Seek professional help!
The Tim Sham Filler. Already on his way to becoming an urban legend.
My kids would lick all of them then tell everyone they licked them
This exactly. As a veteran, I'd know without even looking that this is nearly empty. But I'd enjoy the one left, that OP left as a treat, just for me, in this battle, of this war.
Stack with vitawheat to replace the mass
😹😹 hahahahah vitawheat that is awesome
Jokes on you, I’ve got sugar and milk for that! Wait…that’s weetbix
Man's limits for cruelty simply know no end
I put an ice pack into an empty ice block box and closed the box back up to troll others in my household. Fooled myself twice with my own prank so far.
Just put a huntsman there for the full Aussie package
Average Parra fan passing on the suffering to others
Last one at the front, toy car at the back
Magnificent bastard.
🤣🤣🤣
Who let you out of prison?
Aussie satan
Aah, Murdoch. Got ya
This is how we are taught …
Nah, early bird gets the worm. That's a six for you. If the other person is your SO, then you might find yourself on the couch. Worth it though.
Ymmv Speaking as a straight guy, totally wouldn't be worth it, and my couch is comfortable.
What I do is eat the whole packet then replace it then eat most of the new packet with my wife. She will never know.
She knows. You may think that she doesn't know. But she knows.
Master of deception
I remember seeing a packet in the pantry and I thought I'll just have a few then ended up eating the whole packet. Had to go to Woolworths to buy 3 more, ate 1 on the way back, put one in the pantry then ate the other one while watching a movie.
I have a third or a half of one Tim Tam and then remember the rest a few hours later. A pack lasts me weeks.
I do the same thing! Except I am your wife.
How could you?
I now see why Canadians have a reputation when it comes to war crimes...
According to our constitution it’s immediate execution by Gina Rinehart face-sitting.
That’s not a succulent Chinese meal. 🤢
Why would you mention the unmentionable?
Noooooooooo. The Great Canyon
The Geneva Checklist
It wasn’t on the list until after the Canadians did it tho
Most of us could tell you how many are in there just based on weight.
Yea but that's the beauty of it, others arent going to even test it for weight. There appears to be plenty in there, and the numbers aren't (visibly) moving. You dont have to guts them, you can slowly sneak them away and enjoy them one at a time and nobody is the wiser. If they start going, everybody has to have some so they dont miss out.
Nah. This is self control. Well done op.
It's your patriotic duty as an Australian to finish the last one.
They can deport you for this.
Andy, get the boot.
It’s very similar to an ad campaign they have actually. The person has one Tim tam left and a genie appears and they wish for a never ending pack of Tim tams. So you just need to find a genie! 🧞♂️
Speaks to the individual's ethics mainly
Not only is this evil, this is a war crime on an unprecedented level. This is why international courts exist. I'm sending the drop bears after you, you're done playing with people's lives.
I'm a chef and made a dessert once that had a timtam crust. The recipe required two sleeves. I had to order 4 at a time to have enough because the owners would always just wander though and help themselves.
Everyone knows all the calories are at the bottom/last item of every pack. You’ve dodged a bullet there, OP. Well done.
Nah. A worse offence is just leaving an empty packet.
You left one? DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. NO WITNESSES.
Canadians just be inventing war crimes…
Eat the last one and make the whole packet dissapear The perfect crime. Forget about it...eh?
You left one. You eat the lot then get rid of the evidence same as if you kill someone.
Ooo one time we got a half empty packet so they gave us a gift card to buy more 🤩
Weight is an immediate giveaway. I did this as a 10 year old.
my favourite is to take the family pack and empty it into a container, hide the container, then put the empty packet on someone elses desk (preferably someone gluten intolerant for added confusion)
Put something in it for weight. Maybe some jatz for a laugh. Then put the packet back with the closed end facing out.
Believe it or not, Jail.
not filling the empty spaces with weetbix?
This is what you call a DOG move. But easily recognized by a trained Australian 😂
If we had capital punishment just know you’d have been rushed to the front of that line for this abhorrent behaviour! I thought we were commonwealth brothers!
Years ago the wife had a pack of the double coats in the fridge. She had one left on the pack. I ate it and replaced with with a carrot and a note saying “I’ve saved you from yourself”… surprised I’m still married
Yes you poutine loving zambonie.
r/TitleGore
I still can't figure out what this has to do with Canada.
Good example of self-control, you left one
Dibs
My brother did this but ate all but the first and last ones when he was like, 10. He didn't want the whole packet to sink in, letting my mother know he ate all of them lol
I thought this was another shrinkflation post
Man I haven’t had Tim Tams in 12 years now after leaving Australia. I gotta get some.
Is 5/10 on the evil scale, equal to leaving just under a sip of juice or milk in the bottle and refrigerating it
This is true evil here. The greatest mystery because “no one” did it.
Shit, we might need detective Chimp for this one. Only he could fine no-one.
Ah… the culprit of many things.
Can never have only one
That is a bootable offence
Federal Offence attracting jail time 😝
I used to do this as a kid when my mum would tell me I could only have 2 or 3 after school. I would eat the 2 or 3 then some from the back so it would look like I only had what I was told if she looked No idea if it worked but idiot teenage me thought it did
Amateur! You gotta put it at the very front, to make an illusion of a full, freshly opened pack. Yes, this is mildly suspicious, but the realisation will hit harder on the victim.
As a kid we weren't allowed to open any biscuits off the top shelf of the pantry until mum or dad opened it and put it in the jar. I'd watch and wait all week for the pack of Tim tams to be cracked only to find out that my brother was eating them and just replacing the packet on the shelf backwards. I'm 44 now and I still can't get over the deception/ betrayal.
11 per pack is the real evil.
This has to be a repeat offender. I’d classified it as bullying. That’s some nasty business right there.
This will get you jail time in Australia 🤣
You are supposed to eat your fill then turn the tray around and remove the end biscuit so when pulled out it appears full. Say nothing and keep going back when nobody is looking. This is the Australian way.
Then put the empty pack back in the fridge hehe
Believe it or not, straight to jail
You should actually leave small stones inside to induce happiness before it eventually hits them
It won't matter, haven't you seen the ad? It will auto refill!
If this this is an Australian doing this to a Canadian 😂 if this is a Canadian doing to an Australian your fucking days are numbered
[удалено]
Yes it is... Unless you have siblings then touch luck to them lol.
This is a war crime.
Yes legend has it that when this happens Ned Kelly comes back from the dead to give you 40 lashes
Yeah nah eat 'em if you got 'em. The person who opens the packet after you has free reign to call you a fat cunt though.
Right cunt, listen here..
Still looks like a sitting duck to me
r/foundsatan
Wow I never thought of it like that. I usually feel really lucky finding and eating the last one of anything, like it was a juicy thing no one else ever dared to eat.. but I would dare and feel no guilt. I would take it and it would be mine. I guess it’s the way we look at things. I’m worried I won’t be able to look at this the same now
Tim Tams are unbelievable
100% wrong from Australia… cunty act
It is, but it's also very Australian so...I'll leave that one with ya.
Pack of Tim Tams is a single serve. Forget what anyone else says.
Did you eat the whole box by yourself in one sitting?
Words would get said if you did this to me..
Depends. If I do it then it's a funny prank. If someone does it to me then yes, absolutly evil, straight to jail
What's evil is not getting the double choc
I juts ate a whole pack of the caramels ones because, TimTamGasm is the only way to go!..... and diabetes
Tabarnak! French Canadian Tim Tam labelling.
Oh no, they’re onto me!
I will fight you for the last Tim Tam.
May your chickens turn into Emus and kick you to death
Evil? That's just common decency to eat all but one.
I definitely don't do this 😉
I think it entirely depends on availability. We can pop down to Coles for another packet, and sure that's inconvenient. But if you have to wait for another pack to come from Australia....
Costco sells them in a box of 6! Too bad about the double coat though…
That's fucked up dude. 😂
Straight to jail.
Pretty sure this is grounds for a serious talking to from your wife… (I’m the wife)
Duh
We've gone to war for less.
Straight to jail
My husband does this all the time. I do it back. It's the irresistability of Tim Tams especially late at night that makes a person do such evil things.
They contain bugs. I hope you enjoyed every bite of your bug biscuits 🍪 🪲
Yes…just yes
Too funny. Yes Evil. However, the Tim Tam's made you do it.
No. Replace them with dark chocolate timtams
You're just going to have to replace the pack, or move you and your stuff out pronto. This is actually stuff families and households go to war over, Dude. Good luck... Somehow....
All right listen here you little shi-
My mum does this when there’s 3-4 left so that you don’t have to pull the tray all the way out to get the last few, but that’s only relevant if you eat one at a time
I did this to my brother once and he started chasing me xD
Villain arc has begun
Put him in the tim tam slamer for that crime
Extremely 👹😎
You should just get a never ending packet of Tim-tams.