Emus can be reasoned with and can actually be very affectionate towards humans. Cassowaries have even bigger fuckoff talons, feel nothing but seething hatred to all living things and have occasionally demonstrated that they’ve adapted pack hunting tactics whereas originally they were believed to be purely solitary hunters. If an Emu sees an oncoming car they’re likely to freeze or run whereas a cassowary will literally charge the car with no thoughts toward self-preservation
Yep, it was a bit of a surprise seeing them for the first time, definitely not the somewhat cute guys we have back home.
They are quite a bump when you hit one in the ute at 100km/h too I can assure you.
We were driving home over the mountain from Queenstown a few years back and as we rounded a bend we came across a dead possum on the road with another possums head in it's belly feasting away. It was quite horrific as it lifted its head covered in blood and stared us down 😄 🤣
They're omnivorous in aus too and will eat eggs and chicks but in NZ don't have the same flora they've evolved to eat so turn their diet more towards animals, eggs and insects though still not strictly carnivorous.
We were in Tassie a couple of years ago and I saw bumblebees for the first time and couldn't believe how big they were compared to the bees I'm used to seeing in our gardens. I was amazed!
https://invasives.org.au/insect-watch/large-earth-bumblebee/#:~:text=The%20large%20earth%20bumblebee%20(Bombus,weeds%20by%20pollinating%20their%20flowers.
There are some native bees that are quite large and can be mistaken for bumblebees from a distance so maybe you saw one of those?
Or maybe someone naughty has smuggled some in and it'll be noticed soon that Tassie isn't the only state!
Magpies are over here already too.
As are kookaburra's, about a million wallabies and cockatoos to name a few.
We've definitely been secretly invading our native flora over the ditch for a while now 😄
Don’t deploy the possums! The NZ bastards skin them and turn them into g-string bikinis (w/ tail). That was a little confronting when I went on school ski trip over there.
Lamingtons were created in Brisbane weren't they? The chef threw them together from leftover sponge for an unexpected visitor to govt house or something like that. I didn't think lamingtons were one of the contested ones, like pavlova or who has to take Russell Crowe.
>Lord Lamington
And apparently was not a fan of what he referred to as "those damned wooly biscuits"
Also, having visited the future site of the first National Park in Qld (which would be named after him), on the way back to Brisbane he shot a koala for sport. As was expected of a British Gentleman of the time.
Russell Crowe is an easy one. If winning awards he is Australian. If thowing phones at people and being a cunt he is "New Zealand Born" actor Russell Crowe.
> Lamingtons were created in Brisbane weren't they?
Probably appeared with that name in the region around 1900
"Lady Lamington" (Annabella Elizabeth Mary Houghton Hozier - Wife of the Governor, Lord Lamington) founded a cooking school at Ipswich about the time that recipes started to appear in print in the area - first time it had a name attributed to it was with the head of the school Amy Schauer
There may have been an earlier similar dessert in Scotland (which is where Lady Lamington hailed from) - and there IS a town called Lamington there...
It may also have been created FOR Lord Lamington by a chef called Armand Galland - who cooked for them - and also was an examiner at the cooking school
Take your pick...
The reason Kiwis might think it is a NZ creation stems from an April Fool's article back in 2014 - which looks real enough until you check the date and the author's name - Olaf Priol = April Fool
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/01/lamington-invented-in-new-zealand-new-research-proves-beyond-doubt
They're named as a state in our constitution, and they have never formally declined the offer to become one. They could do it tomorrow if they wanted to.
That recipes isn't for Lamingtons. Its for some form of heresy involving store bought sponge cake covered in raspberry and coconut. No hint of cocoa or chocolate anywhere.
That's not war, its a war crime.
Kiwis trying to claim lamingtons - with a picture showing they eat them with a spoon from a bowl?!?
Crimes against humanity.
They’re the type of country to claim to have invented pizza while eating it with a knife and fork.
Do you remember when an American posted in the sub having made musk lamingtons?
EDIT: [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/z89fvo/i_made_musk_flavored_lamingtons/)
Just threw up in my mouth. Do not have fond memories of musk sticks. I just had a flash back to pink vomit all over the vinyl back seat of a Holden Kingswood on a hot summer day.
Here in Perth, we used to have lamington drives to raise money for your school (to buy air conditioning back in the day, lol). Bovell's was the supplier, and they had the normal chocolate but also had strawberry variety and it was the fucking bees knees.
Yep. The Kiwis can keep the godawful pink ones. I saw jelly and thought American writer before I realised there was no chocolate. They still jammed for the middle. Do they always with pink lammies?
A war with NZ would be interesting. They'd activate their navy who could be in our waters within a month if the weather and ocean currents were favourable. Bit worried about the Kiwi sleeper cells on the Gold Coast though but they'd be easy to pick them out from the neck tattoos and where they hang out (cross fit gyms).
Bro our 9 boats ain't even making it to Australia. Just yesterday the plane carrying out PM broke down in Papua New Guinea. That's the best of the NZDF for you.
I'll have you know the Nz military has recently undergone a massive upgrade. We now have 6 rifles instead of our usual 2. Hopefully we can get ammo soon
Just brushing up on my Lamington History and it appears the pathetic claims for a Kiwi origin came from the fact that Lord Lamington the eighth governor of QLD at the the time had a Kiwi wife.
However I give more credibility to the origin story that the Lamington is believed to have been created through a workplace accident by a maid-servant to Lord Lamington, the British eighth Governor of Queensland. The maid-servant was working at Government House in Brisbane when she accidentally dropped the Governor’s favourite sponge cake into some melted chocolate.
Lord Lamington did not like waste so it was suggested that it be dipped in coconut to cover the chocolate to avoid messy fingers. Lord Lamington devoured this new taste sensation with great delight and history was made.
Exactly. If you’re gonna make them cupcake-shaped and cut the top to put cream inside, you’d better be making them wing-shaped in which case they’ll be butterfly jelly cakes.
Edit - per my aunt circa 1959
My gran had the recipe in an old CWA cookbook whoch belonged to her mum, aunt or grandma (not sure which). Although it was left-over cake, not store bought.
Their airforce has no ground attack or air superiority capability. Our Magpies have already deployed and occupied much of New Zealand, it is time to activate Operation: Swooping Fury.
The fact the recipe calls for “store bought sponge cake” shows you that this is a more recently put together poster, old recipes will have a sponge recipe, probably created to irritate Australians.
The modern meringue based torte recipe didn't get firmly attached to the name "Pavlova" until the 50s, as it's an adaption of a German-American dish.
What happened in the 20s was every random hotel and dessert place in Aussie and NZ had a "Pavlova" dessert which could be anything from ice cream, to biscuits, to drinks, to jelly, to cakes, which is why there are conflicting accounts on where it was invented. Then after WW2 the modern recipe got attached to the name with the rise of Women's home cooking magazines, which used the simplified Meringue Dessert recipe so that it could be made at home instead of in a professional kitchen.
New Zealand was offered the option of joining Australia in Federation but declined. It would be fair to say that they didn't really have anything to gain.
Release the dingoes. Hope you weren’t too attached to those kiwi birds…
On a related note, I wonder if they taste like chicken…
*downvoted to hell in 3…2…1…*
The war has already been fought. We won lamingtons. they won pavlova. Although a dessert like pavlova was around for something like 150 years prior in Germany.
Lamingtons were made in Brisbane first in government house then couple of weeks later in NZ are lord lamington travelled over there with his cook and other retinue.
I will never go to war against my cousins o er the ditch, but a a drink and a fish off followed by a rugby match is definitely called for. Maybe a cook off and dance off as well. The haka is banned for being too op. Excuse any spelling, I'm drunk.
The story was that Lord Lamington ran out of bread for sandwiches while escaping the heat in Harlaxton House (Toowoomba) and his chef took some sponge cake and dipped it in chocky and the rest is history. There is a plaque on the street in Toowoomba with the story on it.
300g store bought sponge cake? No need for war mate, this recipe is post metric them just copying us. Anyways, any red blooded New Zealander would be insulted by the title Kiwi.
Science reckons NZ doesn't have snakes? Poster suggests otherwise.
My belief system is now breaking down.
Next you'll tell me Pavlova and Crowded House are theirs too?
30 odd foot of cunts.
Considering Australians only have one flavour of lamingtons (chocolate) and kiwis have two flavours ( chocolate and raspberry). I think it's fair to say that lamingtons are more Kiwi than Aussie.
Deploy the possums
Lol they're well and truly already deployed over here mate. The little bastards litter the roadways at times.
We could send the Cassowaries over to you
ngl the Cassowaries vs the Emus would be brutal
The emus have the long reach for kicking, but cassowaries have the extra dose of crazy that will give then an edge.
Emus can be reasoned with and can actually be very affectionate towards humans. Cassowaries have even bigger fuckoff talons, feel nothing but seething hatred to all living things and have occasionally demonstrated that they’ve adapted pack hunting tactics whereas originally they were believed to be purely solitary hunters. If an Emu sees an oncoming car they’re likely to freeze or run whereas a cassowary will literally charge the car with no thoughts toward self-preservation
This is how the Emu outsmarted us and won the war
You mean the war emus? They have built in spurs and helmets!
> The little bastards They grow bigger in NZ than they do here - no real predators or competitors
Kiwi equivalent of dropbears.
Came here for this comment
Yep, it was a bit of a surprise seeing them for the first time, definitely not the somewhat cute guys we have back home. They are quite a bump when you hit one in the ute at 100km/h too I can assure you.
The kiwi variety are carnivorous too, which is bonkers!!!
We were driving home over the mountain from Queenstown a few years back and as we rounded a bend we came across a dead possum on the road with another possums head in it's belly feasting away. It was quite horrific as it lifted its head covered in blood and stared us down 😄 🤣
Fucking hell...
You were lucky you weren’t completely surrounded by the rest of the possum family and attacked. They’re known to set these types of ambushes.
Don't worry mate, I do my part for Nz fauna by not swerving the old hilux 😆
They're omnivorous in aus too and will eat eggs and chicks but in NZ don't have the same flora they've evolved to eat so turn their diet more towards animals, eggs and insects though still not strictly carnivorous.
Omnivores! Just like the Aussie versions 🥰
Yes, but over there it is legal to shoot them.
Only in self defense
For a minute there I was sure if you were referring to Possums in NZ or all the Kiwis in AU
It can be difficult to tell. A fine distinction.
Yeah but the bumblebees have made it to tassie in retaliation
I live in Tassie, was kinda shocked when I found out last year we are the only state with them.
We were in Tassie a couple of years ago and I saw bumblebees for the first time and couldn't believe how big they were compared to the bees I'm used to seeing in our gardens. I was amazed!
Fuzzy Wuzzy bees
Are you certain? Pretty sure I saw them in Queensland. Albeit quite long ago.
https://invasives.org.au/insect-watch/large-earth-bumblebee/#:~:text=The%20large%20earth%20bumblebee%20(Bombus,weeds%20by%20pollinating%20their%20flowers. There are some native bees that are quite large and can be mistaken for bumblebees from a distance so maybe you saw one of those? Or maybe someone naughty has smuggled some in and it'll be noticed soon that Tassie isn't the only state!
Let's give you a few pythons to get the possums
Turned into carnivores also according to a local guy I chatted with on my last trip there.
We were here last year and drove on the North Island. Counting the dead ones became a game
We aim for them.
Deploy the taipans, we’re going nuclear
And the combat wombats@
Deploy the Aerial Drop-Bear assault. Savage little bastards in parachutes 🤣
Orbital Drop-Bear Shock Troopers
Emu Team 6... go!
I was of the opinion that deploying emus was banned under the Geneva Convention.
Obviously, the Kiwis have breached the Geneva convention with their outrageous lamington crossfire. The Con ention is now histort.
Ouch! Should be *convention and *history.
🤣🤣🤣🙄🤣
The Australian Army lost a war against Emu’s 🤣🤣🤣
If you can't beat em, recruit em?
True, what makes the Aussies think that Emus will help them out?, without Emus Kiwiland is unafraid! (If you do have them, we'll talk....)
Don't forget the magpies!
Magpies are over here already too. As are kookaburra's, about a million wallabies and cockatoos to name a few. We've definitely been secretly invading our native flora over the ditch for a while now 😄
Wait, there's kookaburras there??? Really?
I learned a few days ago that there's a few kookaburras in Scotland too.
Colonising with our fauna. Once they’re well established we’ll start sending people.
You'd possibly be surprised how many of us live over here too mate. Mostly snow chasers, around these parts anyway
SPUR WINGED lawpings....I mean our birds don't even fly?!
Send 10,000 NESTING MAGGIES!! THAT’LL LEARN ‘EM!!!
Deploy the Emus, they won last time they fought.
Yes, they can win this war eh
lol that’s a hilarious history
Nah, deploy the venomous snakes and spiders, the kiwis have had it too good for too long.
Your possums wouldn’t last on our roads. https://youtu.be/ogWekOr2EwE?si=M5mM-RkMgqlbEFN8
Possum Bourne? Too soon
I can hear Dane Edna saying this in glittery combat khakis
Then we deploy the dropbears
They make great pies, honestly. They have a very gamey flavour.
How hard is it to get possums with lasers on them?
Are they at least angry?
Don’t deploy the possums! The NZ bastards skin them and turn them into g-string bikinis (w/ tail). That was a little confronting when I went on school ski trip over there.
Lamingtons were created in Brisbane weren't they? The chef threw them together from leftover sponge for an unexpected visitor to govt house or something like that. I didn't think lamingtons were one of the contested ones, like pavlova or who has to take Russell Crowe.
Literally named after Lord Lamington who was an actual human and Governor of Queensland and not a large sentient cake dusted with coconut.
>Lord Lamington And apparently was not a fan of what he referred to as "those damned wooly biscuits" Also, having visited the future site of the first National Park in Qld (which would be named after him), on the way back to Brisbane he shot a koala for sport. As was expected of a British Gentleman of the time.
>he shot a koala for sport. Maybe he just mistook it for a drop bear?
> he shot a koala for sport "Yes, the vicious brute was coming straight for me. I shot it right between it's two fearsome eyes, the stinky bugger"
Russell Crowe is an easy one. If winning awards he is Australian. If thowing phones at people and being a cunt he is "New Zealand Born" actor Russell Crowe.
What about when he's in a band?
I think 30 foot odd of grunt Russell is currently stateless.
Deservedly so
I believe he's Tofogian.
If the criteria of a band is making good music, is it even a band? I'll say he should be from NZ for his musical efforts.
Frenzal knew that Russell Crowe's Band's a fucking pile of shit
Was just linking this before reading your comment lmao [Russel Crow’s Band](https://youtu.be/o1DRTnP0gY8?si=pNzFFTBBARji2QT4)
At least we know That Russell crows Band's a ...
Fuck yeah frenzal
100% correct.
But "Russel Crowe Fightin' Round The World" is an Aussie production I won't hear any different.
> Lamingtons were created in Brisbane weren't they? Probably appeared with that name in the region around 1900 "Lady Lamington" (Annabella Elizabeth Mary Houghton Hozier - Wife of the Governor, Lord Lamington) founded a cooking school at Ipswich about the time that recipes started to appear in print in the area - first time it had a name attributed to it was with the head of the school Amy Schauer There may have been an earlier similar dessert in Scotland (which is where Lady Lamington hailed from) - and there IS a town called Lamington there... It may also have been created FOR Lord Lamington by a chef called Armand Galland - who cooked for them - and also was an examiner at the cooking school Take your pick... The reason Kiwis might think it is a NZ creation stems from an April Fool's article back in 2014 - which looks real enough until you check the date and the author's name - Olaf Priol = April Fool https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/01/lamington-invented-in-new-zealand-new-research-proves-beyond-doubt
Please stop making sense. We're about to descend into a baked goods war and you're all out here with fakts 🤦♀️
Lamingtons are indisputably Australian. If the Kiwis want a claim, they can join us as another State.
They're named as a state in our constitution, and they have never formally declined the offer to become one. They could do it tomorrow if they wanted to.
NZ has 4 islands: Stewart Island, South Island, North Island and the West Island (also known as Australia).
No wonder there’s more Kiwi’s on West Island then - others have no bloody work, and no bloody prospects!
North Island, South Island & Mouth Island
With how the ship is being run over here, I'd be willing to take that gamble.
Unfortunately Russel lives here and self identifies as Australian so he's ours.
Except when he's following rugby, the dirty turncoat.
What’s wild is that lamingtons are a common dessert in many Balkan countries like Croatia and Serbia, they call it čupavci.
Which is why there called lamingtons because no one can pronounce that fuckin’ name.
Australia can have Russell Crowe NZ doesn’t want him
Nah we don't want him either. We'll take the Finn brothers though.
Na na na no they’re all ours, both of them.
But you've already got Dave Dobbins. Greedy bugger.
Ah Dave. He’s my fave. I’ve seen him live 16 times and met him twice 😍
You're not the first kiwi who's said that to me. Hmm... I wonder if he's interested in crossing the ditch?
Wait other people have seen him live 16 times? 🤣😂🤣 You’re. Not. Having. Him. I need concert 17
Don’t forget the flat white
That recipes isn't for Lamingtons. Its for some form of heresy involving store bought sponge cake covered in raspberry and coconut. No hint of cocoa or chocolate anywhere. That's not war, its a war crime.
It's not just a war crime. It's flan-ocide!
Kiwis trying to claim lamingtons - with a picture showing they eat them with a spoon from a bowl?!? Crimes against humanity. They’re the type of country to claim to have invented pizza while eating it with a knife and fork.
Do you remember when an American posted in the sub having made musk lamingtons? EDIT: [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/z89fvo/i_made_musk_flavored_lamingtons/)
Just threw up in my mouth. Do not have fond memories of musk sticks. I just had a flash back to pink vomit all over the vinyl back seat of a Holden Kingswood on a hot summer day.
Here in Perth, we used to have lamington drives to raise money for your school (to buy air conditioning back in the day, lol). Bovell's was the supplier, and they had the normal chocolate but also had strawberry variety and it was the fucking bees knees.
It’s what would be called a “jelly cake” in 1990s country Australia bakeries
Yep. The Kiwis can keep the godawful pink ones. I saw jelly and thought American writer before I realised there was no chocolate. They still jammed for the middle. Do they always with pink lammies?
Shamingtons!
Because Australia only has one flavour of lamington and NZ has two.
> That recipes isn't for Lamingtons. I guess that's why they say it's "As Kiwi as Lamingtons"
A war with NZ would be interesting. They'd activate their navy who could be in our waters within a month if the weather and ocean currents were favourable. Bit worried about the Kiwi sleeper cells on the Gold Coast though but they'd be easy to pick them out from the neck tattoos and where they hang out (cross fit gyms).
Bro our 9 boats ain't even making it to Australia. Just yesterday the plane carrying out PM broke down in Papua New Guinea. That's the best of the NZDF for you.
So you'll be needing those favourable winds then.
We'll just send over the laser kiwi.
Just arrest scaffolders, that'll get most of them.
Who's going to do all our scaff if we arrest all the kiwis? You will crash our entire building industry bro
So we won't notice a difference then?
Let's just stick to throwing a leathery ball around
I think Gruen Transfer had a couple of ad agencies put the case forward for this a few years back
[here](https://youtu.be/Iv8bkYKbMo0)
I'll have you know the Nz military has recently undergone a massive upgrade. We now have 6 rifles instead of our usual 2. Hopefully we can get ammo soon
This is shots fired already
Fuck it, let ‘em have the red ones.
So... not Kiwi at all then.
War obviously…surely everyone knows the difference between a lamington and a jelly cake?
“Store-bought”??
That’s jelly cake, not lamingtons. It’s probably a war crime if we attack people who can’t tell the difference between the two.
Just brushing up on my Lamington History and it appears the pathetic claims for a Kiwi origin came from the fact that Lord Lamington the eighth governor of QLD at the the time had a Kiwi wife. However I give more credibility to the origin story that the Lamington is believed to have been created through a workplace accident by a maid-servant to Lord Lamington, the British eighth Governor of Queensland. The maid-servant was working at Government House in Brisbane when she accidentally dropped the Governor’s favourite sponge cake into some melted chocolate. Lord Lamington did not like waste so it was suggested that it be dipped in coconut to cover the chocolate to avoid messy fingers. Lord Lamington devoured this new taste sensation with great delight and history was made.
They're not lamingtons, they're jelly cakes. My nana used to make them. She was Aussie but maybe she got the recipe from a New Zealander
Exactly. If you’re gonna make them cupcake-shaped and cut the top to put cream inside, you’d better be making them wing-shaped in which case they’ll be butterfly jelly cakes. Edit - per my aunt circa 1959
My gran had the recipe in an old CWA cookbook whoch belonged to her mum, aunt or grandma (not sure which). Although it was left-over cake, not store bought.
Weren't we already at war for the Pavlova?
Pfft! That’s as Aussie as pav!
Food fight!!! Actually, aren't they eating soup?
Drop the pavlovas on my signal✈️🛩️..!!! Yeah it's kiwi version, you can tell by the recipe....store bought cake🙄...
Well for a start, thats jelly cakes, not lamingtons. Lamingtons have chocolate icing.
Their airforce has no ground attack or air superiority capability. Our Magpies have already deployed and occupied much of New Zealand, it is time to activate Operation: Swooping Fury.
The fact the recipe calls for “store bought sponge cake” shows you that this is a more recently put together poster, old recipes will have a sponge recipe, probably created to irritate Australians.
Pavlova is from New Zealand, Lamingtons are from Australia. Sorry to offend everyone in both those countries.
The modern meringue based torte recipe didn't get firmly attached to the name "Pavlova" until the 50s, as it's an adaption of a German-American dish. What happened in the 20s was every random hotel and dessert place in Aussie and NZ had a "Pavlova" dessert which could be anything from ice cream, to biscuits, to drinks, to jelly, to cakes, which is why there are conflicting accounts on where it was invented. Then after WW2 the modern recipe got attached to the name with the rise of Women's home cooking magazines, which used the simplified Meringue Dessert recipe so that it could be made at home instead of in a professional kitchen.
So it's Australian. Got it.
Thought it actually held German origins?
Both Australia, Toowoomba and Perth. No offence taken
Add it to the pile of things both countries claim as their own
Indeed. As Kiwi as Phar Lap eating a pavlova, as it were.
New Zealand was offered the option of joining Australia in Federation but declined. It would be fair to say that they didn't really have anything to gain.
Clause 6 of the Australian constitution outlines how New Zealand could join as a state at any time if they wish.
All that would have achieved is to be, like Tasmania, left off the map of Australia as a regular event
‘Ken oath it is!
Where is the chocolate? Raspberry jelly, good grief!
Don’t mention the pavlova……
We should "gift" them some emus. Let them have a go.
Release the dingoes. Hope you weren’t too attached to those kiwi birds… On a related note, I wonder if they taste like chicken… *downvoted to hell in 3…2…1…*
The war has already been fought. We won lamingtons. they won pavlova. Although a dessert like pavlova was around for something like 150 years prior in Germany. Lamingtons were made in Brisbane first in government house then couple of weeks later in NZ are lord lamington travelled over there with his cook and other retinue.
I will never go to war against my cousins o er the ditch, but a a drink and a fish off followed by a rugby match is definitely called for. Maybe a cook off and dance off as well. The haka is banned for being too op. Excuse any spelling, I'm drunk.
These are pink lamingtons, not chocolate like the Aussie ones.
ABSO-STINKING-LUTELY!!! They tried with Pavlova and now they're coming for the Lamingtons. THE LAMINGTONS! What's next, Tim Tams?!!!
Send in the Emu division.
You've just triggered WA
Release the kangaroos......this is war
Shots fired.
What the fuck is this piece of shit
Hahahaha Dame Edna always called these indigenous Australian food. They aren’t kiwi. We have pavlova!
This is a false flag operation. Published by Australia to direct outrage and deflect attention from the upcoming all-NZ super rugby finals.
Send one back saying “As Aussie As Sam Neill and Split Enz”
So is the Pav aye
But they are having soup with dessert spoons??
Bunch of animals.
Those fucking Kiwis ok send in the black widows
To the mattress!
Deploy the eshays
The story was that Lord Lamington ran out of bread for sandwiches while escaping the heat in Harlaxton House (Toowoomba) and his chef took some sponge cake and dipped it in chocky and the rest is history. There is a plaque on the street in Toowoomba with the story on it.
Who would want to own lamingtons though? 😄
Next they’ll be saying they invented the pavlova.
Clearly
OMG. In Waihola? I used to holiday there, 40yr ago.
Coffee stop going from Dunedin to Owaka. Quaint little place, rather lovely. South Island continues to be gorgeous
300g store bought sponge cake? No need for war mate, this recipe is post metric them just copying us. Anyways, any red blooded New Zealander would be insulted by the title Kiwi.
Oh, please invade- I hope you win (and I live in NZ). We do really have much superior meat pies so you get that as your victory treat
Lamingtons? Sounds more like lamentations... Am I right??
If you let us have our pavlova you can have your lamingtons
I think it's commonly known (as a kiwi) Australia created lamingtons and NZ pavlova.
Effing Nu Zulundus can't even say lamination only lumungtun.
Science reckons NZ doesn't have snakes? Poster suggests otherwise. My belief system is now breaking down. Next you'll tell me Pavlova and Crowded House are theirs too? 30 odd foot of cunts.
Well they did try to steal the Waratah so they have form.
Considering Australians only have one flavour of lamingtons (chocolate) and kiwis have two flavours ( chocolate and raspberry). I think it's fair to say that lamingtons are more Kiwi than Aussie.
Just wait until you find out the Kiwi Kuds are Weet Bux Kuds.
Yep. All out war.
Didn't they invent Velcro gloves for holding sheep still and Pavolova, not Lamingtons!
I always wondered how people made pink lamingtons. Now I know the secret ingredient is jelly crystals.