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Ifeelsiikk

A Myna malfunction.


Gareth666

Fuck that's good


Dougally

His name is Mal too. Malfunction. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/rInXxzncMh


MistaRekt

Seems I am not needed here. Carry on.


Warper1980

How is this not up voted to the heavens. Wish I still had free awards.


neonhex

Right! It’s freaking hilarious


PurrsianGolf

They're only $5. What's that? The price of half a small coke at maccas?


Gareth666

I paid for premium for years, as soon as free awards with premium went I cancelled it. I'm still pissed about it so not paying again anytime soon.


Warper1980

Same


AddressEven

It’s one award Michael, what could it cost? Ten dollars?


BarryKobama

I pity the fool that gives Reddit a single $1


seanprime

Where? In the pile?


RecordingGreen7750

Or a litre of petrol


naikii

That is actually hilarious


Ratstail91

Bravo.


Ally-71

Wtaf I've never seen that b4 😄


JimmyLizzardATDVM

Yes.


SydneyTom

Myna that's had a rogue molt https://besgroup.org/2010/09/13/balding-mynas/


Shox187

Even birds suffer from ~~MBP~~ MPB Edit: fixed 😂


EdgeOfDistraction

Male Battern Paldness?


punkalunka

Mirror Ball Pyjamas


ososalsosal

My Bhemical Pomance


hanging_with_epstein

My Big Penis


KayDat

Not wrong, giant dong?


hanging_with_epstein

Better believe 'er, tiny weiner


YogurtWenk

Manuel's Bandaged Penguin


Covert_Admirer

Manuel's Bandito Parade


hanging_with_epstein

Manuel's Boned Penguins again?


YogurtWenk

Mostly Because Penguins 🤷


hanging_with_epstein

Manuel's Bloodied Penguins


ConstanceClaire

I want to suffer from this.


SingleMalted

The bird is going to be in GI Jane 2


Riproot

#KEEP MY BIRD’S NAME. OUT. YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!


DoctoreVodka

*SLAP*


BatmansJanitor-

The second one in that link looks like it sells fruit


lhb_aus

Monty Burns in a thick winter coat. "Excellent!"


The_Duc_Lord

See my vest, see my vest, it's real myna bird chest.


one80down

See this sweater? There's no better, than authentic myna feather


YogurtWenk

See this hat? Myna eaten by my cat


gregg1981

It's a Skeksi


Cordeceps

Hmmmmmm


SerLevArris

More food, more food!


Turkeyplague

Pleeeeaaaassseee


Creepy-Ad-3945

Skeksi AF


bangbangbatarang

Skeksis conquer death 💀


Mikes005

PeeeEeeeeeAaaaceee.


daboblin

Essseeeenncceee


WowSocietySucks

tiny vulture


Firm-Entrepreneur508

Hahaha


L1ttl3J1m

It's a bir


_H4YZ

no wa


AC_Adapter

It's a plan


Shifty_Cow69

No, it's superma


treesgrowingtall

You win 😂😂


notxbatman

Common myna, subspecies Acridotheres spookyensis


slugerama

We have a Myna in the Blue Mountains who is very well known and has the same condition. The locals call him Frankenbird.


twogreeneyes_

He’s aspiring to be a Bald Eagle but he’s still in the Myna league.


JohnsMcGregoryGeorge

Looks more bald than any eagle iv ever seen..


Humble-Doughnut7518

That’s Frankenbird. Blue Mountains resident and minor celebrity.


ifknlovesquirrels

I was going to say, absolutely a myna celebrity!


Humble-Doughnut7518

Ha! I missed that opportunity!


Anderook

It's an Indian Myna, with a bald head. It's not native and generally seen as a pest.


MLiOne

Generally? Totally seen as a pest! Hate the bastards. Had some murder wild galah chicks in a nesting box. It has been war on Mynas ever since.


Creepy-Dance4747

I had to shoo about 10 Myna birds attacking a sulphur crested cockatoo by pecking its feathers, I just hope the cockatoo survived he made an escape but his feathers were literally destroyed 😢 I hate Indian Myna’s


Rather_Dashing

They are an invasive species and it would be great if they could be eliminated from the country, but I really dislike it when people moralise/anrhropomorphise animals like this. If they are 'murdering' baby animals than so is every native predator and so are we for that matter. Sorry to rant but I've seen people use this sort of moralising to defend straight up animal abuse against 'pests'.


MLiOne

Well, let’s see. The mynahs kept coming back to the box investigating it and being hunted off by the parents. They waited and attacked when I was out and the parent galahs were off feeding. The mynahs also tossed the dead chicks out of the box. I found the female galah with the bodies and she was mourning. Galahs mate for life. The pair share all responsibilities for egg nesting, feeding chicks, the lot. The mynahs are rat cunning. For the record I kill humanely using a bird trap and gassing them. You can call it whatever you like but humans are not the only animals to have emotions.


modtang

Man, that is brutal. I hate myna birds as well because I've seen them attack cockatoos and lorikeets but nothing as absolutely heartbreaking as what you described. :(


SurveySaysYouLeicaMe

It's also noisy but not a miner.


_insideyourwalls_

Joke answer: Adrian Toomes. Serious answer: A myna bird that's balding.


kirbyinaus88

Frank! Mr Frankenbird from the mountains :)


PleaseStandClear

My first thought too! A local legend.


patsyricecakes

OMG! Is this in South Melbourne? We call him Fester (Addam’s family). Poor bastard. He needs a beanie.


ForesakenBreadfruit5

Yes it is! I want to knit him a beanie


Pounce_64

Mr Burns Bird


PM_ME_UR_A4_PAPER

I’m no expert, but I think that’s a bird.


Dingle_Flingle

Can confirm Source: I made it the fuck up


Head_Acanthaceae_766

Terry Pratchetts 'Death of Birds'


Agreeable_Carpet_327

THIS IS THE FRANKENBIRD OF BLAXLAND He is famous on the community Facebook pages


SubstantialGrass5

Ummm - that's frankenbird. Frankenbirds are pretty chill tbh. Seen a few where I live.


SquirrelK1tten

It’s so hard to get a straight fuckin’ answer


lame_mirror

you were so shocked you didn't even finish your post caption.


OrbisPacis

The comments have not disappointed


VanillaAtomicPopcorn

That is Frankenbird. It lives in the blue mountains and is a local celebrity.


AshFalkner

Bald common/Indian myna. Haven’t seen one like this before, but I know catastrophic head moults like this are fairly common in some North American birds (cardinals, blue jays)


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Intelligent_Art_2004

It was a myna bird but they be eating too much KFC. I seen these alot at Jesmond, Newcastle. Ever since then I notice them at most KFC stores. Poor cunts


InstantShiningWizard

r/DivorcedBirds


The_golden_Celestial

Indian myna crossed with a miniature vulture.


Pixelatorxl

A balding myna!


Sunflower-in-the-sun

A very small Egyptian god


24pcmcnugs

Bringer of death, lover of seed


overt_introvert_

Myna bird cosplaying as a vulture


TheSmegger

Here, you dropped this.... S


jaymo89

Get that bird minoxidil and finasteride stat!


ExpensiveCola

A bird with severe alopecia.


Apprehensive_Owl7502

I’d wager it’s some variety of walking clock


drop_bear_2099

Looks like an Indian myna that has had a very bad day.


Stevieleighhh

I'd have called it a shazzwazza


aussiespiders

Wtf I have one of these assholes in my backyard daily looking exactly like that ... in nsw


Axcel-Wozniak

A government drone


Autistic_Macaw

A myna that found The Mask. Smokin'!


stfm

Skeksi


Sarcastocrat

Someone needs to knit the poor thing a little beanie. His head must be freezing!


Auwildthing

Don't give it alcohol! It's a myna!


Little_baddie16

australian bald eagle


Myles_up

The chamberlain from the dark crystal


Temporary_Row_7649

I am pissing myself thanks


LunaFancy

Dutton bird, be careful they will shit on you at every opportunity.


Fancy_Energy_7754

Vulture wannabe


misplacedMic

Bald eagle


Weary_Tap_8299

Lad bird, coz they're eshays


bernskiwoo

Karma for the generations of indian mynahs that cause destruction to native birds. Not happy this individual animal is obviously sick but as a whole they are destroyers of native bird populations. I cull them when I can.


LifeisDankiThink

I mean you could have at least bought the poor thing a beanie, it’s fuckn freezing!!


Usernamecasey

Aw it’s so cute like a little alien in a coat


chinezzyyy

Keep my wifes name out yo fckn mouth


12funk

Looks like North Korea spy drone to me


Monkbrown

It's Peter Dutton in a bird-suit.


kawaiiOzzichan

Myna with Trichotillomania


Psychobabble0_0

I'd ask the folks over at r/birdsarentreal for a model number.


[deleted]

That looks bloody hilarious. Reminds me of my turkeys I used to have 😂


OkZookeepergame4192

Me after not trimming for months


Twigz2012

Birb


DaLadderman

bird


ParisLee27

It’s like he took his hat off


AlstyDave

It’s a bird, you welcome


mcgaffen

A bird, and some asphalt and some paint.


Hiccupbuttercup7

That, my friend, is a bird. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird


RalaZ0r

I figure it was the birds grim reaper.


RedDragonFire25

Burd


PirateRizz

A bird


Wehtaw

A plane.


MateKjosty

r/redditsniper


WilliamtheUnwise16

He is Arnold, be nice to him. 


itsaplanstan

MONTGOMERY BURNS


KaigeKrysin

Appears to be a bird sir


KiwiJay83

Don’t worry, it’s just a myna problem…


Recent-Attempt-5702

As someone who’s great at identifying birds I got this


BrickResident7870

Google frankenbird , it ls a Myna bird


Sabrina_Angel

Heh it’s an Indian Myna bird that’s bald Edit: This just sometimes happens to birds. I dunno why but it does


NotSoCrazyCatLady13

OMG I’ve seen one too but I’m near Newcastle


GStarAU

Phwoah. Zombie bird!!!


webo2456

Whatever it is it def killed OP before he could finish the title


Binchoker

Looks like a vulture that got lost


ElectronicGap2001

He's a frankenbird or an Uncle Festerbird. Actually, he's a poor Indian mynah without feathers on his head.


TS1987040

A myna. Keep away from priests


fkbudd

Looks like the Lesser Spotted Bald Magpie.