Have some sympathy, those suffering from born-after-1975-shelter-deficiency-syndome can get so depressed that basic tasks such as correctly smashing an avocado can become just a bit too much.
I'm so lucky that I got a nice one bedroom unit in a really nice suburb in Sydney under housing which is very affordable with the rent subsidy. I can live here for life if I want to. I don't need anything bigger. I don't have a partner or kids so it's only me and that's exactly how I like it. I don't care about owning a house
That looks horrendous. At least toast the bread and spread the butter properly. A little bit of Vegemite and mash the avocado with salt n pepper.
Cmon man step ya game up, be broke in style
Your kind reminder - that avocado spiel by the KPMG exec was him mocking the oldtimers who don't really understand the current situation, nobody actually said that in seriousness.
Just think .... there was a time a single income - covered the house loan, car loan, the rudimentary stuff that made live enjoyable and on top of that able to have a holiday.
Where did we go wrong ?? By the way what atrocities did you commit to that avo ...yeeeeeish
Did you toast the bread with a stern look?
Seriously though, now you're not getting a house at least go out and buy a toaster. They're like $10 at Kmart.
This is just shameful of you. The decadence, the excess...how dare you live outside your means. You eat like this, and then have the gall to complain about the cost of living. Back in my day, my mum would dip a toothpick into a jar of vegemite and we would slowly work that toothpick down to nothing, providing fibre and all the vitamins or whatever it is that's in vegemite.
I recommend blending the avocado.
It turns it into a fine paste, perfect for spreading. You can then put it in a container/jar and stick it in the fridge.
You lazy little shit in my day we worked 50 hours a day . Thought nothing of building ship in a day god the younger's are lazy . Boomer here. I'm hearing you though. Would prob do the same
I had avo toast in a cafe and cant pay my mortgage this month /s....
It would take on average 23 years to save a 20% deposit ($20 a day)... why can't boomers admit they had it easier.
Given that avocados are only about $1ish each, you probably could have used it a bit more liberally.
Especially seeing as you have nothing else to save for now.
Keep doing this save all the avocado seeds then either extract oil from the seeds and sell and sell remaining as either cattle feed or use for a 3D printed home.
Fermi estimate: 800 years for a single family home if you start now eat 2 avocados, 3 meals a day.
You got it!
Avo on toast at home isnāt the issue. The issue was fancy avo and toast, as well as coffees regularly at the bougie cafe. On top of this the constant eating out for lunches daily and convenience take away goods. Avo/toast was just the tip of the iceberg.
The real crime here is the preparation of that avocado. Disgraceful.
This is why I came to the comments š
And the tip top multigrain? Go down to the patisserie and buy a loaf of soy and linseed sourdough. Then you can give up on a house.
And why is it not toasted?????
I think they microwaved the bread with some butter on it.
Awww nasty
he must have given up on electricity as well?
This comment bahahahā¦
I think thatās Woolies brand multigrain, not even Tip Top.
There are some people in this world who believe their toast is ready just because the toaster popped.
Did OP try to smash it with dental floss?
Have some sympathy, those suffering from born-after-1975-shelter-deficiency-syndome can get so depressed that basic tasks such as correctly smashing an avocado can become just a bit too much.
Ya id just be rolling that slice and biting Into it like a sushi lol.
Agreed. I think this complete disregard to the avo shows why op simply doesnāt have the life skills to ever own a house
And I bet itās a Sheppard avocado!
The toast or soggy bread is way, way worse.
Yes, that avocado should be spread out more, I'd add a little freshly ground black pepper as well. Looks like the bread hasn't even been toasted.
Right? I am allergic to avocado and even I can tell it's not prepped well lol
No the crime is slathering it on plain bread and then saying Iāve given up on buying a house. You only do that when you get avocado on TOAST
Money bags over here wasting avocados like he's Elon Musk
Howās the toast? Itās not even toast itās just bread! Iād wager home ownership was always going to be a forlorn hope.
Agreed but let's all be kind. OP has never had avocado on toast before. Too busy trying to save.
Look at this poor bastard. Can't even afford a toaster and his avo has only been verbally abused!
> Can't even afford a toaster But the butter is melted. Did OP *microwave* that shit? > avo has only been verbally abused Slammed Avocado?
Negged avo and under qualified toast
Coles budget wholegrain.
Bruh you need to upgrade to Woolworths sourdough. $3 for a small loaf. Shit is as good as Sonoma.
Couldn't even afford a gun the poor bastard
can't even get the bread out of the plastic bag without tearing the top crust off
Saddest avocado on toast Iāve ever seen.
Right? Mate, youāre giving up on the great Australian dream, at least get a loaf of sourdough.
What toast?
@salvationarmy can we get this kid a toaster?
At least toast the bread you psycho š
Did you microwave that bread?
No toaster or Vegemite? Mate common.
I know. I know. Gonna head down to Kmart first thing tomorrow. Found a 2 dollar coin this morning. Should be enough for a Kmart toaster.
Such a flagrant display of wealth in these times...read the room! /S
I know right, I mean, there's people out there having to sell off up to 20% of their investment portfolio just to afford their vacations.
Going from this pic you have also given up on life and your toaster...
Don't worry, you might not have a house, but at least you avocado
Thatās an abominationā¦
*Avo*mination
No latte, hes lying to us.
Check out Richy Rich here, butter and avocadoā¦
On a fucking plate no less!
Not just any plate either, itās top level plate, not that dingy plastic or cardboard junkā¦.
Not to mention the *metal* knife. None of that crappy new bamboo junk!
Luxury!
Kids these days š„µš„µš„µ. Back in my day we worked hard and bought a house for a sack of potatoes.
This is like a self harm version of avo on toast š
Toast with cubed avo.....comeon mate put some effort into the smashing
Not even toast tho. Doughy af.
Who has butter and avo
I'm surprised you took the skin off the avo, that's the best part
Yes officer, this comment right here
You've given up on life with a sandwich like that.
Can we talk about the irony that avos are super fkn cheap now?
Same, I bought three avocados this week and only ate one. I had to throw the other two out, they were my disposable income.
Should have used those 2 avos as deposit and ask the bank for a mortgage.
Or he could of bought a 2006 Corolla.
Build a house out of avocado.
Not gonna lie that looks poverty
You've also given up on making avocado toast. š
Youāve also given up on that avo mate- do better
As a chef, I straight appreciate this entire post. It's pretty much how I feel at this point as a photo.
And no fetta in sight.
Looks like youāve also given up on buying a toaster.
Is this real avo? Baller.
No wonder the price of avocados skyrocketed. This mate consumes them all!
Did you butter bread then put chunks of avo on it? That is a crime haha and I love avacado!
You forgot to toast it. You'll end up with a house if you don't spend $83 on electricity toasting each serve.
no fetaā¦ times must be tough
wheres the vegemite n bacon eh ?
Given up on life by the looks of it with the sorry state of that toast!
You need to give up on cooking.
Wooooo big spender! You can kiss your home deposit goodbye.
Why? Just start selling that for $22Ā
Iām cancelling your citizenship.
How dare you spend $1.30 on one of the healthiest foods you can buy
Whatās with the butter? And theā¦ I mean, just look at it. Affording a house isnāt your only problem, champ.
Whereās the sourdough? What kind of shitty millennial poor person fuckery is this?
Looks like you gave up crushing that avo and toasting that bread too
Raw Toast?
wow, that looks like $3 of ingredients at most.
Looks like youāve given up on preparing a decent meal too
Mate at least toast the bread ššš
Desecration of avocado and not even sourdough. You deserve to be homeless.
At least buy some decent bread
You also appear to have given up on avo toast
Mash it up with a fork, add salt and pepper.
Put some Vegemite on firstā¦
How good's the cricket though?
Can't afford a toaster, can't afford a fork to smash it.
Eat the avocado, buy the boat
I'm so lucky that I got a nice one bedroom unit in a really nice suburb in Sydney under housing which is very affordable with the rent subsidy. I can live here for life if I want to. I don't need anything bigger. I don't have a partner or kids so it's only me and that's exactly how I like it. I don't care about owning a house
Did you butter the bread before applying the avocado??? Many crimes were committed that day.
Is this photo before you cut the crusts off like a child? Smash your avo and spread it to the edge of the ātoastā you monster.
It was never funny.
they are skimping on bread size now ..sheesh!!
That looks horrendous. At least toast the bread and spread the butter properly. A little bit of Vegemite and mash the avocado with salt n pepper. Cmon man step ya game up, be broke in style
You've also given up on food prep by the looks of it
Whereās the go fund me link to buy this guy a toaster? Iāll contribute.
Your kind reminder - that avocado spiel by the KPMG exec was him mocking the oldtimers who don't really understand the current situation, nobody actually said that in seriousness.
Car accident smashed avo ,,,,, dude!
We should all post this every day.
Fat. Cat.
Bad miscalculation. If you buy a house someone might gift you a toaster as a housewarming present.
Possibly avo wasnt ripe enough so thats why its not 'smashed'.
Just think .... there was a time a single income - covered the house loan, car loan, the rudimentary stuff that made live enjoyable and on top of that able to have a holiday. Where did we go wrong ?? By the way what atrocities did you commit to that avo ...yeeeeeish
And buttering your bread properly and making the poorest attempt at smashing one of those disgusting green snot blocks I have ever seen!
1 Save money on the butter. (You don't need it)! 2. Use toast, not bread! 3. Smash avo not broken up. 4. Cracked pepper to finish!
Diced avo on toast
Did you toast the bread with a stern look? Seriously though, now you're not getting a house at least go out and buy a toaster. They're like $10 at Kmart.
Not on sourdough! Mate!
If you source your avo from the refuse skip behind your local Woolies, you may still be able to buy a house. Just cut off the bruised and mouldy bits.
That is the worst smashed avo I have ever seen
Whereās the sourdough you poor.
Give them a break, if theyāve only just given up on a house maybe they donāt have any practice spreading avocado, we all know you canāt do both.
Thatās an offensive looking meal.
Thatās an offensive looking meal.
Have you considered buying an avocado farm?
Its not smashed avo. Poor effort there.
No real Aussie would murder avo on toast like that. You must be some bot farm
It's not smashed so you still have a chance.
Don't forget the Passcode ber delivered Latte
Looks like youāve given up on life tooā¦
ā¦or a toaster it seems.
Yes, 000, this post right here
Tezz????
Might want to invest in camping stove to toast your bread
This is just shameful of you. The decadence, the excess...how dare you live outside your means. You eat like this, and then have the gall to complain about the cost of living. Back in my day, my mum would dip a toothpick into a jar of vegemite and we would slowly work that toothpick down to nothing, providing fibre and all the vitamins or whatever it is that's in vegemite.
This is just depressing ā¹ļø
Looks like you gave up on buy in a toaster too.
The butter work on that bread is a crime.
Hot tip - spread it out with a fork. :)
I recommend blending the avocado. It turns it into a fine paste, perfect for spreading. You can then put it in a container/jar and stick it in the fridge.
Don't forget the feta
This should be labelled under "Shitpost" not "Humour"
Gods butter and butter whoa
This is a disgrace
Actually avocado is one of the cheapest sandwich spreads in QLD atm
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Buy a 2 bedroom unit
You lazy little shit in my day we worked 50 hours a day . Thought nothing of building ship in a day god the younger's are lazy . Boomer here. I'm hearing you though. Would prob do the same
What the fuck at least let that bread TOUCH a toaster!
I had avo toast in a cafe and cant pay my mortgage this month /s.... It would take on average 23 years to save a 20% deposit ($20 a day)... why can't boomers admit they had it easier.
looks like you have given up on life.
https://preview.redd.it/xf10spyq6o4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460c886a30b560654efb27ed066c5bacc6385b8b (Yoinked from another post)
Hope you didnāt pay for that mess
Dang the āinner-city latte typesāā¦
You know that avocado is a good substitute for butterā¦?
Tell me your avo wasnāt ripe without telling me
Given up on making proper toast too it seems
Clearly you have also given up on cutting food properly
Was the avocado even ripe or still green?
Pretty sure youāre supposed to toast the bread first
Hope you froze the other half of that avocado and the rest of the bread too
That does not look good man I'll be honest
That's not all you gave up on here .
Apparently you also can't use a toaster because of no house socket to plug it into
Given that avocados are only about $1ish each, you probably could have used it a bit more liberally. Especially seeing as you have nothing else to save for now.
Best tip for avocado, when you've got it on your bread, use a fork to smash it not a knife.
Looks like buying a house isn't the only thing you gave up on.
Keep doing this save all the avocado seeds then either extract oil from the seeds and sell and sell remaining as either cattle feed or use for a 3D printed home. Fermi estimate: 800 years for a single family home if you start now eat 2 avocados, 3 meals a day. You got it!
Absolutely grim
I'm pretty sure spreading avocado like that is punishable by death in Latin America.
That is some of the shittest looking toast I've seen You don't deserve a home
Given up on food preparation too it seems
No wonder if youāre making avo on toast look like that. Def canāt hold a job
Maybe use some of that money on how to properly make toast
Given up on making avocado on toast too I see
Given up on life by the looks of that meal!
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You still have a chance that isnāt smashed enough
Avo on toast at home isnāt the issue. The issue was fancy avo and toast, as well as coffees regularly at the bougie cafe. On top of this the constant eating out for lunches daily and convenience take away goods. Avo/toast was just the tip of the iceberg.
Well if you canāt afford to turn the toaster on either
Im calling the police.
Violence against Avocados, Australia says āNo.ā
Why did you pee on the bread before putting the avo on?
Well get the avocado seasoning jar in the herb section of your local woolies. I promise, it's amazing.
Not smashed.
Wtf who butters avocado toast? What are you made of? Money?!
Are you eating it, or bringing it up?
This is definitely the picture of someone that cant afford a house