If this is Vegemite, I seriously hope you've got a layer of butter or margarine under that. If not, you're doing it wrong and you could be misleading many poor, innocent foreigners.
I like having so much Vegemite on my bread, I get close to getting sodium poisoning. That super saltiness with the sharp tang of the flavour mixed in with some butter is amazing.
Was your grandpa in any wars? Cause he sounds like a man who could be captured, tortured and never give em any information. In fact, he sounds like the type of bloke who'd get electrocuted to the balls and request more. Legendary
I see you have chosen death mode. Welcome to Australia mate - if our wildlife, shelias and vegemite don't kill you - then our government will think something up that will.
For me that’s a tad overkill mate. As long as you hit the toast with butter when it was hot so the butter INFUSES with the toast then you’re doing alright. I’d back off the Vegemite by about 20-30%.
This is exactly how you should spread vegemite and seeing people act like you're meant to put a tiny slither on are so wrong.
toast or bread, at least 5mm thick spread and ideally no butter
people saying a tiny slither are wrong, but this is too much. there's a healthy middle ground where you can still see some of the bread but it's mostly covered
of course butter, this was about the vegemite layer though. if your butter is visible through the vegemite you're doing something wrong (butter should not be opaque)
“When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child that vegemite toast needed butter or margarine. But when I became a man, I put away childish things.”
Honestly it's a Feels thing for me. There's been one or two times I'll be mega tired and want/need the kick in the mouth. But that's a touch intense even for me most of the time lol
That actually burns my tongue just looking at it.
Wtf is wrong with people's taste buds that think they should use anywhere near that amount???
Overkill to the max. It's Vegemite on toast, not Vegemite with toast, hahaha
Butter with your vegemite is training wheels, it’s just for children and tourists really.
Raw dog it like a real man/woman mate if you want to unlock a higher tier love of our beautiful black gunk.
Common that is a half ass attempt - this how you do it
https://preview.redd.it/4wxae6khv99d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bc6e2dd1314ed63721ef56bf630a70e31e166db
Vegemite amount is okay (could do with a touch more), but you need more butter (not margarine shit).
Oh, and try it with honey for that sweet & salty experience ... so delicious - don't listen to any naysayers!
Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
Where's the Vegemite, Lebowski?
It really ties the room together
This is what happens when you Vegemite a stranger in the ass Larry
If this is Vegemite, I seriously hope you've got a layer of butter or margarine under that. If not, you're doing it wrong and you could be misleading many poor, innocent foreigners.
It looks more like marmite to me.
I think that's the lack of butter.
No butter. It should be a law.
Get out.
Send Vegemite?
A bit thin, mate.
I had to save some for later
Fair enough, at $10 a jar we all have to make sacrifices.
Oh my god, thats horrendous!
WAY to much
Nutella maybe, not Vegemite.
Your right, we can still see some of the bread, if it was Vegemite that would not be apropriate.
Lol it’s definitely not Nutella. I’ve never touched the stuff.
I'm sorry, you're going to need to turn in your Akubra and Suculent Chinese Meal as you are no longer Australian if that is how much Vegimite you use.
Uno reverse card, this is acceptable
Ah, I see you know your Uno well
Get your vegemite off my penis
😂
Take my upvote you son of a bitch! Good chuckle from that
Well if it’s crusty and crumby then lube up with the veg
Ok you figured me out. I’m running low and want some for later so I actually DID apply it sparingly.
I think you need an IV line in - your'e not getting enough!
Don't be a baby You need to get a thick coverage of Vegemite
Your poo should be black and pass smoothly.
I like having so much Vegemite on my bread, I get close to getting sodium poisoning. That super saltiness with the sharp tang of the flavour mixed in with some butter is amazing.
Add cheese. Vegemite and cheese 🤤😋
Or avocado, so good
Somebody downvoted me... the nerve lol
Èeeeeeewwewwwwee
Plot twist, it's poo
👎
Yeah nah way overdone. Lol. And definitely not for first timers.
Here. Take my downvote.
Still haven't got your tastebuds back after COVID, hey?
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Looks as tasty as iSnack 2.0.
Why’d you have to remind me of that!
I feel bad but I actually liked that stuff!
Perfect 👌 Right up to the edges, proper coverage of the bread with no gaps. Hope you washed it down with a Vegemite milkshake.
1 Vegemite milkshake, but hold the milk, please
My grandfather used to drink Vegemite in warm water every morning.
Was your grandpa in any wars? Cause he sounds like a man who could be captured, tortured and never give em any information. In fact, he sounds like the type of bloke who'd get electrocuted to the balls and request more. Legendary
Ohhh saucy, zap!!!
Would you like breaknwith your vegemite? You must be one of those people that eats it with a spoon 🤣
Say goodbye to the first layer of flesh on the roof of our mouth
That’s enough Vegemite for 20 slices of bread
hell to the fucking no!
Take away this person's licence
OK. I hope that is Nutella, not Vegemite.
Do you LIKE wasting Vegemite??
I see you have chosen death mode. Welcome to Australia mate - if our wildlife, shelias and vegemite don't kill you - then our government will think something up that will.
Thats rough ay
Calm down that’s $10 a jar
I think this much vegemight qualifies you for some free mental health services 😂
that’s fucked
Where is the butter, you heathen?
Ahh, another Chaotic Evil member I see. Nice
1 months worth of salt on two pieces of bread.
Not on my toast it ain’t. 🤣
thats yucky like that and im a true blue aussie
I got heartburn just looking at this
You monster! That's not how it's done!
My mouth hurts just looking at that.
Has someone mentioned to you that this isn’t actually Nutella?
Just check there’s a slice of bread under there somewhere.
No.
You know there are other ways to get a strong dosage of Vitamin D...
For fucks sake. Tsk.
No, way too much here. But then “the customer is always right in the matter of taste”. You do you 😊
For me that’s a tad overkill mate. As long as you hit the toast with butter when it was hot so the butter INFUSES with the toast then you’re doing alright. I’d back off the Vegemite by about 20-30%.
Struth mate. Just how bad are the drop bears where you live?
I feel like this is some form of violence, just not sure what type yet 😭
This is how much I use in a year across 20 loaves of bread and 5 tubs of butter.
The truest and bluest Aussie I've ever seen. Well fucken done!
This is a really silly 'debate'. It's like 'what is the correct amount of gravy?'
When there’s no gravy left is the correct amount of gravy
Yeah but thick gravy or thin gravy…. Wars have been fought over less…
Thick!
I like you OP. Vegemite, gravy... What is next?
If someone asks how much gravy the only suitable response is "yes".
If your food isn’t floating there isn’t enough gravy
We're going to need a bigger gravy boat
People who like it thinly spread also like watered down beer
This is exactly how you should spread vegemite and seeing people act like you're meant to put a tiny slither on are so wrong. toast or bread, at least 5mm thick spread and ideally no butter
people saying a tiny slither are wrong, but this is too much. there's a healthy middle ground where you can still see some of the bread but it's mostly covered
No butter? Piss off Yank.
of course butter, this was about the vegemite layer though. if your butter is visible through the vegemite you're doing something wrong (butter should not be opaque)
Wrong wrong wrong butter goes o top so it doesn't melt into an oily disaster.
now i'm not convinced that you're not the yank here
Butter base is for babies and alzheimer's patients.
Correct, butter goes on top forthe large wanged.
Your mother says mine is a good size...
Jesus Christ it's Russel coight
“When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child that vegemite toast needed butter or margarine. But when I became a man, I put away childish things.”
Sound like an American.
That’s a verse from the King James Bible ya philistine
Piss of Yank, everyone know King James ate Marmite.
Yeah nah cunt, you’re busted. if you were actually strayan you woulda called me a seppo. Pot, kettle, vegemite.
If it's not the whole jar, then it's way too thin
That looks good, I’m going to get out of bed now and have some of that for breakfast.
With or without butter?
With butter, I’m not an animal
👆🏻
Hahhahah this response made me laugh. Like fair go, I just got out of bed
This is the way My old man used to say to me “what are you a bloody bricklayer?” with the level of spreadage of Vegemite I used to put
Agreed and no butter needed
You don’t find it too dry?
Nah used to it
* Definetly the correct amount, only a toddler would want less than that.
This guy is wearing a blue singlet right now.
Agreed, BUT could do with a bit more butter, NOT margarine. Butter that you keep in the cupboard
Honestly it's a Feels thing for me. There's been one or two times I'll be mega tired and want/need the kick in the mouth. But that's a touch intense even for me most of the time lol
What about Milo?
Just a spoonful but ya know
Not enough meadowlea
You can't write a new song starting like that. Already been done by Dylan/Hendrix in All Along the Watchtower.
How good are those plates hey? Just annoying to load them in the dishwasher….
They’re decent but heaps annoying to load.
Sometimes less is more... like with your vegemite.
🤮
Heck yes
Too much for meoieueue
I would've done a little more, but looks good.
This is the way.
Yeah baby, spread that Vegemite like a boss!
100% Vegemite! I eat it like this aswell. Definitely no butter.
This is perfection, well done.
Perfect. Extra points if you’ve pushed the toast to dark brown almost starting to singe.
The ONLY way to have Vegemite on toast. King!
Perfect!!!
This is the way, could use some cheese on top.
finally someone that knows how to eat vegemite
This is the way.
A true Australian!
YEP thats how ya do it
Now add cheese and tomato!
Almost enough Vegemite
Is that shit on toast?
More butter and more Vegemite
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Less salt than some of these responses
That actually burns my tongue just looking at it. Wtf is wrong with people's taste buds that think they should use anywhere near that amount??? Overkill to the max. It's Vegemite on toast, not Vegemite with toast, hahaha
If someone gave me toast like this.. I'd ask for the butter and lather it about .5 cm thick over the top. Haha
Butter with your vegemite is training wheels, it’s just for children and tourists really. Raw dog it like a real man/woman mate if you want to unlock a higher tier love of our beautiful black gunk.
Ah right see I put the butter on first
Yeahh but I don't see butter I see vegimite here. Haha to much. So I would add more butter to cut down the salty vegimite.
I don’t understand too much Vegemite. Just stay under your daily sodium intake.
This debate will go nowhere haha It's just to much 🫡
Is that Brioche instead of bread? You're basically putting it on cake at this point.
Perfect amount of spread but the toast is not even close to crispy enough.
Perfect thickness and coverage with the vegemite, but where's the butter?
Underneath where normal people put it?
Applied first as a protective layer! Helps even out the spreading also
Needs to be a little thicker, need some rolling Vegemite hills. Otherwise, beautiful work mate
So Nutella mixed with Vegemite? Will try it out
soft, spread it like you're pouring concrete.
Bit thin around those edges.
Needs less butter and more veg! Get it right or go home.
Nutella
💯
Too dark for me but not bad.
Needs more cowbell....
Common that is a half ass attempt - this how you do it https://preview.redd.it/4wxae6khv99d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bc6e2dd1314ed63721ef56bf630a70e31e166db
Vegemite amount is okay (could do with a touch more), but you need more butter (not margarine shit). Oh, and try it with honey for that sweet & salty experience ... so delicious - don't listen to any naysayers!
I'm sure theres gonna be some anti black ~~face~~ bread whitebread movement stemming from this. :(
The proper way is to not eat that shit
What kind of home were you raised in mate
The kind that could afford to not eat yeast on white bread lmao
This is the only answer.
Yes
Could use a bit more butter but that's a good lite scraping.
True connoisseur
This is the way
Vitamin B overload
She was always tight.
This doesn't look like vegemite -I'm going to say marmite.
Absobloodylutely not
There's more chance of me ever losing my virginity than there is I'll ever eat vegemite
pretty sure your blood pressure is through the roof when you smoulder so much on
Vegemite Marmite promite all ghastly
Scrum Diddly 😋