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863rays

Almost like a pentagon or something…


littlechefdoughnuts

Technically a heptahedron (if we ignore the middle).


Teppy-Gray

they never taught me that shape in kindergarten


Alfphe99

People out here being fancy with their shapes and I'm just happy I get it right when I put the round dowel into the square hole in my weekly competence test.


DiscFrolfin

[Yeah let’s just fuck up everybody’s blood pressure today because you woke up and chose violence, thanks for that](https://youtu.be/6pDH66X3ClA?feature=shared)


Sparky_the_Asian

the arch goes in the square hole!


Lrrr81

Is *that* where it goes?


GrillinGorilla

Acktuallleeee It’s a dodecahedron. (Not ignoring the middle) 😂


dietcoke01

DoD-ecahedron.


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Wouldn’t it just be a decahedron? Where are you getting the extra 2 walls? Or is that classified?


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GrillinGorilla

5 faces around the exterior. 5 faces around the interior. 1 face on top. 1 face on bottom. Google says that’s a dodecahedron (12 faced polyhedron)


chiraltoad

How do you really know there's a face on the bottom though? It could be an open pit leading to the subterranean reptile cloning caverns.


GrillinGorilla

Every good project needs a good way to limit scope hahah Plus the reptilian overlords are on the moon. Duh 🙄


chiraltoad

I mean yeah the bosses are on the moon, but one of the main jump portals leads to the penta-basement.


GrillinGorilla

The dodecahedron-basement 😂


GoldenMegaStaff

That's where they keep the Shoggoth.


[deleted]

Yep. That’s 12. 👍


vampyire

This guy maths


SeriousImportance348

Well actually 🤓 👆


Lrrr81

Q: What do you call a 10-sided building with Homer Simpson inside? A: A d'ohdecahedron.


249ba36000029bbe9749

They should call it...the square with an extra side!


myselfelsewhere

The Polygon.


863rays

👊🏻


idrivecrv256

Flying in and out of DCA on the north side, particularly the river visual, is always stunning!


Feeling_Cake3658

I'm surprised you can fly that close.


InevitableFly

Probably had a hidden missile battery locked on them.


Curious_Ground5833

Oh that's what that beeping sound was


Spatza

"Holy shit! They're painting us!"


Intelligent_League_1

I wanna see a comedy where they say that in the cockpit and it cuts to the ground of someone painting their plane and yelling at it as they fly by


Captain_Canopy

Sounds like something with Leslie Nielson in it


brownbearks

Do you like wrestling jimmy?


myproudburner

Ever seen a grown man naked?


[deleted]

Problem with that joke is that only avgeeks would get it


Megadeth5150

Scoop it now!


LeaveTheMatrix

They were probably just jammed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGvblGCD7qM


stauffski

"Drop the fuel tanks and PULL! UP!"


hutchman3

Such an underrated scene, especially by 2001 standards. SHIT EJECT! EJECT EJECT!


decayed-whately

😂


Taki_Minase

Incoming missile, break left


Rolls-RoyceGriffon

Yo any change in direction towards that five corner building is gonna make me sweat bullets


s8boxer

It's the "hello there" greeting, it guides you to the right spot. The closest the more frequent the beeping.


00WORDYMAN1983

Stay on target!


globex6000

The missiles in DC are in plain site on Google Maps for anyone to see. There are 3 that form a triangle (one at ANdrews, one at Anacostia-Bolling, and one at Ft. Belvoir) And they aren't locking onto anything. There are literally hundreds of flights in and out of DCA per day (plus hundreds more in and out of Dulles) And fyi, that's not a secret or anything. Here is one of them on google maps. You can have fun finding the other 2 [https://maps.app.goo.gl/f7x2NEZCEhU8uxcW9](https://maps.app.goo.gl/f7x2NEZCEhU8uxcW9)


ADMINlSTRAT0R

It's a scavenger hunt! Get a surprise visit if you can find all three on google maps.


gusterfell

The fact that they even have the launcher modeled in 3d strikes me as darkly humorous.


Expensive_Pin5399

Most likely the US military even send Google the 3D model of it. "Look my dear pilots... this thing is pointing at you if you deviate from your flight path!"


stauffski

The 3D modeling is done by an algorithm automatically


[deleted]

Is it a Patriot system? Tokyo also has a few of those just kinda laying around in public in case of an emergency. Also an emergency did happen several years back and said Patriot system was ordered to get ready. Then one of the vehicles got lost in traffic and IDK the details but it was embarrassing I'm told.


globex6000

It's a norwegian NASAMS system. This site has a lot more details and photos of each site. As well as a lot of other stuff people tend to think is secret but is actually well known and out in the open (nuclear missile silo locations and photos, navy trident warhead storage areas, etc, etc) [https://cryptome.org/eyeball/belvoir-mb/belvoir-mb.htm](https://cryptome.org/eyeball/belvoir-mb/belvoir-mb.htm) [https://cryptome.org/eyeball/hmx1-anti-missile/hmx1-anti-missile.htm](https://cryptome.org/eyeball/hmx1-anti-missile/hmx1-anti-missile.htm) [https://cryptome.org/eyeball/af1-anti-missile/af1-anti-missile.htm](https://cryptome.org/eyeball/af1-anti-missile/af1-anti-missile.htm)


atetuna

Now there's a site I haven't visited in a long time, and looks like I won't today because it won't let me. Maybe because of my vpn.


Str8WhiteDudeParade

I wonder why they would go with a Norwegian system over our own patriots. Are they that much better or something?


TaqPCR

The system was developed with Norway, but was a collaboration between their Kongsberg Defence & Aerospace, and the US Hughes Missile Systems and Hughes Aircraft Ground Systems Group and it uses the American AIM-120 missile with US radar systems, etc.


globex6000

The patriot is a long range, strategic defence system. It would be most useful for shooting down incoming missiles and long range high performance targets. The NASAMS is a short to medium range system, which is actually something the US has been quite weak on over the past 30 years. Most of their short range solutions have just to take stinger and sidewinder missiles and stick them on the back of humvees or M113 personal carriers. Norway actually has quite a lot of history with both Rocket and Missile technology. (although the missiles themselves in the NASAMS are American) It's something the Soviets/Russians invested far more heavily in. If I had to guess why, I'd say the US was confident in gaining air superiority so they felt they didn't need as many advanced anti aircraft systems as what the Russians have developed over the past 30 years. For an example of how badly is did go when the US tried to develop their own equivalent to the Shilka AA system, read about this.... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M247\_Sergeant\_York#Development](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M247_Sergeant_York#Development)


PressPawsToJoin

They're NASAMS iirc


source4mini

Someone at the NSA tonight: "Uhhhhh, sir? We're seeing an unusual amount of Google Maps activity focused on our DC missile batteries..."


salooski

It’s harder to find good fishing holes around here than to find SAM sites


westTN731

Found one at Andrew’s. Let’s see if I can get the other https://maps.app.goo.gl/N53tdxaHyUanPobH8?g_st=ic


westTN731

Maybe JBAB? Hard to tell https://maps.app.goo.gl/rSBVkdUrXGizWoVG6?g_st=ic


globex6000

Yep that's it. Multiple sites there, probably because of how close it is to DCA and Washington itself. Also, they have launchers there so they can move them in times of increased security. There are photos of them deployed on the roofs of parking lots. I believe the ones at the other sites are fixed installations.


Awkward_Entertainer7

I’ve managed to find the one at Andrews (https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xu9WHmYuVSthmyaG7) but I cannot for the life of me find the site at Anacostia-Bolling… please help :)


globex6000

here you go. Multiple road mobile launches here so it looks different to the other sites. I presume because it is the closest to the city, so they can scatter them out if needs be. There are photos of them deployed on the roofs of multi storey parking lots. [https://maps.app.goo.gl/jcR89KQUQ1AXhjGQA](https://maps.app.goo.gl/jcR89KQUQ1AXhjGQA) This site has better quality photos and descriptions of them, however the photos are older and it looks like the layout has changed a bit on google maps [https://cryptome.org/eyeball/hmx1-anti-missile/hmx1-anti-missile.htm](https://cryptome.org/eyeball/hmx1-anti-missile/hmx1-anti-missile.htm)


hi_there_im_nicole

Don't forget NSWC Carderock! https://maps.app.goo.gl/9z1q5Q41uaWkbzDC7


globex6000

I honestly never knew about that one! Pretty obvious once you know what to look for aren't they? Makes me wonder if there might be a 5th site to cover the north of the city, forging some kind of 5 sided shape that I'm sure has a name???


Sad-Consideration-90

Loved the pentagon-shaped pool


Awkward_Entertainer7

That second site is incredible! Thank you so much for your help, I think I’m off down a rabbit hole here 😂


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Valuable-Lie-1524

You‘re laughing but there are SAM sites close to the pentagon for its protection.


Guac__is__extra__

They don’t have a great track record


Valuable-Lie-1524

Were installed after the big sad


WRB852

#😢


kmmontandon

They let *one* plane through *one* time, and nobody lets it go.


Ruby_241

SAM Battery: I am completely mentally stable… Oh look a Civilian Airliner!


TheMAN-HIMSELF564

All planes going into that airport go over the river in which by many important monuments and buildings.


mthchsnn

Only if there's a south wind. Flying in from or taking off to the south over MD/VA suburbs is way less exciting.


fergy80

I believe that is the landing pattern at Reagan.


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JadeHellbringer

DC-area resident here. There's this narrow corridor along the Potomac between the no-fly zone over the Pentagon and the one over the White House. If you look where Reagan Airport is on Google Maps, you can see how difficult it is to run an airport) particularly that north pattern) with it being where it is in relation to the Pentagon. And of course, South along the river, before the Beltway, is where there are awful plans to build the new arena for the NBA Wizards and NHL Capitals... so that'll help...


StPauliBoi

There isn’t a “no fly zone” over the pentagon that’s more restrictive than the overlying FRZ. The only no fly zones are P-56, which covers the mall/capitol/White House and the naval observatory. Nothing additionally special over the pentagon. Just have to get a background check and you’ll get a PIN you’ll have to give ATC when you call to file your flight plan as FRZ flight plans are not able to be filed online. *im not sure if the filing requirements are the same for 121, as my primary experience and knowledge covers part 91.


Messyfingers

Looks like a takeoff from Reagan national. Throws you right over the river with a lot of important buildings on either side


decayed-whately

Same, but as other comments have pointed out, shit is pretty dense over there. Me? I live in Montana. Land wherever the fuck you can find a flat space! 😆 (Not flying advice)


Prof_Slappopotamus

You actually fly closer when landing on 15.


throwaway642246

I know this comment has already been swamped but I am actually a pilot, and to be able to fly this close, airline pilots (as well as other pilots in NoVA and DC/Maryland area) have to go through specific training. The approaches going into DCA are wild because of the restrictions around that area!


ak3005

What special training? I’ve departed out of DCA several times over the last couple months and never received any sort of special training. The only thing abnormal is a more in depth briefing for departure or the approach. I assume you’re talking about the DC SFRA slideshow course but that’s definitely not required at the airline level and mainly just applies to VFR traffic in the area


throwaway642246

Oh wow you are totally right. I just (incorrectly) assumed that even 121 folks had to go through training and get certain waivers but now my understanding is that regularly scheduled commercial airline flights and pilots do not have to go through this. https://www.faasafety.gov/files/gslac/courses/content/405/1310/200115%20SFRA%20Course%20NOTES.pdf There is this slideshow, and then there is a huge waiver process for getting part 91 or 135 operations into DCA in VFR, whereas most planes on IFR planes are good to go in there whenever necessary.


ntilley905

A lot of the airlines that operate in and out of DCA include it in one of our initial qualification training events. I’m not sure if that’s required or just out of convenience, though. My fleet goes to DCA a lot (and is pictured in this video) and we just have one lesson where we fly the RNAV RNP 19 to a go around. That being said, we aren’t qualified to take a GA airplane in there. We’d have to do the SFRA training if we wanted to go in anything outside of our fleet. I don’t have the slightest clue how any of that works.


Justaplaneguy

Throw a 1 mile ring on PLVIA and call it a day!


i_should_go_to_sleep

I have flown way closer to the pentagon than this, but you’re right, I did have special training, unlike the airline guys haha


jessecraftbeerco

Look at it on google maps. It’s crazy how close Reagan is to it


Mustangfast85

That’s the normal departure path to the west. Flown this many times down to ATL (probably on the same plane as op). I’d have to imagine they don’t permit much deviation on it


nobyline

This is the closest I've gotten while landing at DCA. Felt like I could look inside The Tank. https://i.imgur.com/47aF9Q8.jpeg


kespink

my lawyer has advised me not to officially comment on this matter


lordofshitposts

The forbidden maneuver…


killer-boy

Just starting my flight training, what is this maneuver so I can sound smart when my instructor asks?


What4m1Do1ng

The September maneuver, also known as the 2996 maneuver


tumamaesmuycaliente

You’re now on a list


gkaplan59

I believe it's called a manifest


tothemoonandback01

This is Democracy Manifest!


space_coyote_86

What is the charge?


747ER

Eating a meal?


ReasonableCoffee7

A succulent Chinese meal


Tosh_20point0

I see you know your judo well


ItachiTanuki

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


Tosh_20point0

THIS IS INTERCOURSE MANIFEST


Sasha_Volkolva

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


Average_guy120

Lists don't matter. They know the threats big dog


SuperFrog4

The 5 sided play pen. The five sided nut house.


IWasGregInTokyo

"Four walls and an extra. Monument to Murphy's Law" - Colonel Harry Potter.


roganjp1

The five sided psych ward


s5duohicubo

five sided fistagon the rotten sore upon the face of the earth gets bigger


Duudze

The triggers cold empty ya purse


Main-Error4687

I think that might be the original Costco location.


purpleushi

Ironically, there is a very shitty Costco just out of frame at the start of this video.


MHarmony

That Costco is my personal hell. Absolute shitstorm of a parking lot too.


purpleushi

Truly. It’s like everyone just loses the ability to operate a vehicle once they pass through the ticket gate.


Main-Error4687

Oh really haha! Maybe I subconsciously noticed it


purpleushi

😂 If OP started filming 10 seconds earlier, you probably could have seen the line of cars for 3 blocks trying to get into the parking lot.


bluebeambaby

Yeah I went to law school there


Weasil24

The puzzle palace! Always loved flying in/out of DCA as a pilot. Great views.


stankind

I think [the Puzzle Palace](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Puzzle_Palace) is NSA's HQ in Fort Meade, MD.


Weasil24

Yeah but it’s also what we called the pentagon. Such a maze inside.


teneyk

Might be the Chrysler building


TriggerHappyLettuce

There was a guy in a plane once that got a very good look of that building close up


jewishmechanic

He was also a great magician because right after the close up view he made the whole plane disappear


IllustriousAd1591

Nice name


Quaternary23

So funny. 😐


Ah2k15

I’d give it a solid 9/11.


Odidlydokely

Now this is properly funny, well done


TA2-6

22.3 years, that's how long it takes for something tragic to become funny. It became funny 2 months ago


Randys_Spooky_Ghost

Following South Park rules I see. Very good, carry on.


Kaiisim

I actually thought that. This was some of those peoples last images.


guccitaint

Wow, I never realized how bad it sucks in employee parking… especially in winter


FrankLloydWrong_3305

My 2 fun Pentagon facts: 1) it has twice as many bathrooms as required for a building of its size since it was built during segregation and had separate bathrooms for different races. 2) The Russians were keen to know what kind of special bunker or something was located in the middle of the courtyard (referred to as ground zero by those who work there as a reference to where the nuke would hit) as they could see high-ranking officials going there nearly daily. It was a hot dog stand.


Giallo_Fly

I'm trying to fathom the sort of clearances a hotdog vendor would need to go through to sell hotdogs in the middle of The Pentagon courtyard.


skraptastic

Imagine having to park on the other side of the freeway to get to work every day.


HarkerBarker

Or you can just take the subway that’s under the pentagon


[deleted]

That's a 5 sided dungeon, don't let anyone tell you any different. Although, I do feel so fond of the shenanigans we'd get up to in there.


l_rufus_californicus

"What happens in E-Ring, stays in E-Ring."


PersonalitySerious10

And is the worst place to work!!!


soulseeker31

1 ⭐, really bad coffee.


[deleted]

I have been to that building. 😁


EatDirtFartDust

That 5-sided fistagon


darthnugget

Technically there are 10 sides of the building.


New-IncognitoWindow

Also an inside and outside so that’s 2 more.


darthnugget

Top and bottom too, so another 2!


StatementOk470

Fries and nuggets are sides too!


purpleushi

Lolol my apartment building is in this video.


Bright_Broccoli1844

Cool!


purpleushi

Whenever my friends fly out of DCA they send me videos like this saying “I see you” 😂


new-to-reddit-20

Or 11 sides…?


ghjm

the bottom is still a side even if it's resting on the ground


CatIll3164

They might even call it the Pentagon


[deleted]

That’s the best feeling when plane glides to left and right haha


[deleted]

At least you kept rolling long enough for Arlington Cemetery too!


Cloud9Aviation22

Departing DCA!! It’s cool to see all the landmarks flying out of DC.


Sell-Brilliant

Wrong it has 10 sides. the insides and the outsides. Some may count the top and bottom as sides so possible 12. See what 5 cups of coffee does to ones thinking process - happy Wednesday :-)


BearFan34

5 sided donut?


melancholy_dood

That could actually catch on!


Carlito_2112

I wonder what its name is......? 🤷‍♂️


melancholy_dood

Hard to imagine what something shaped like that might be called. Maybe octagon? Hexagon?…I’m stumped!🤷‍♂️


LoudestHoward

The five sided wind tunnel.


QuickBic_

Ten actually..


BadgerMk1

[There. Are. Four. 'ides!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jk3EsXgXcyQ/sddefault.jpg)


johnmarkfoley

It’s pentagonal!


MattThePhatt

r/shitposting


botmanmd

Wait til you hear what they call it.


canigetaborkbork

Misread as “5 slides”, was SORELY disappointed.


mrinformal

10 if you count the inside sides.


Frosty-Brain-2199

Tbh I understand the symbolism or whatever but I always thought that this was a dumb building to hit during 9/11 just from a structural perspective. The building is built outstanding strong. Not to diminish all the lives lost there that day.


bigquads

The sea of car parking!!


SuccessfulWar3830

Careful that place has a bad history with planes.


uncle_sam01

The US is basically one giant parking lot.


LoJoKlaar

The amount of cars parked really astonishes me


WallabyInevitable807

10 if you count the inside walls


ObserverAtLarge

DCA? I had a seat on the right of a CRJ7 with a nice view of the National Mall on takeoff.


Droid_K2SA

a bunch of liars #EndUAPsecrecy #UFO #UAP #UAPDisclosure2024


grzesiolpl

Why there is landing area in the middle 🛬


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deltashmelta

The old fiveagon.


Upstairs_Watercress

They have to rebuild it as a hexagon


SeraphOfTheStag

I live in DC and always wanted to see what the pilot sees taking off and landing in DCA


_DigitalHunk_

Flight over the Pentagon? I thought it was a restricted flying zone.


QuincyMcSinksem

Surprised they allow planes so close these days.


truckinKen

The old 5 sided squirrel cage.


Bitter-Hitter

The last time I tried to get in there I “got a phone number to call”. 😎 Like, relax Bro. No one cares about the Chrysler Building, anyway.


GeorgiaKeeffe

I remember when I went to visit the memorial and took some photos, even though it was forbidden, a security officer approached me already knowing about the game I had attended the day before. He greeted me, asked if I had enjoyed the game, took my camera, and formatted my memory card. I didn't even know the planes could get so close.


Icy_Huckleberry_8049

yes, you see this anytime you take off or land at DCA. Hundreds of times a day.


Uh_yeah-

There used to be an airstrip there. It’s where my dad took his first airplane ride, in a Stearman biplane. The strip was demolished to build the Pentagon.


thinkscotty

That plane is 100% being tracked by an anti-aircraft battery with missiles ready to fly as this video was taken.


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Given how close that is, they are about 6-8 seconds away from *that* outcome. I’m surprised they allow flights to come in this close?


FencingNerd

The DCA runway is like a mile away or less. The only option is completely closing the airport, which was heavily considered after 9/11. Closing Reagan wasn't popular with Congress, who use the airport to fly home vs an hour drive to Dulles. So closing it wasn't an option. The flight paths were altered slightly, but yes, a hard bank is going to hit something important.


jithization

You can land there actually. It was done 22 years ago


purpleushi

2 years ago I was driving home from work with my friend and all the exits off of 395 (the highway in this video) were blocked off for the 20 year anniversary memorial. I normally take the “pentagon south parking” exit to get to my apartment building, so I was like “ughh how am I supposed to get through the pentagon??” And my friend goes “well I guess they just want you to fly through”. I haven’t stopped thinking about that since.


caverunner17

I guess that’s technically the truth. The success of that landing depends on whose perspective you are looking from.


Quaternary23

Not funny. 


[deleted]

Even ignoring the insensitivity it's a shitty joke, just unfunny.


jithization

If you say so


mandatorysin

You have the opportunity to do something very funny...


Apprehensive-Rain957

The building is cool but wow the US sold it's soul to the car industry. All around it is just a wasteland.