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GIRLSLIKEMELIKECRYPO

He has the tiniest little frown. So cute!


bottomknifeprospect

*We're not talking about it just open the door.*


jordantask

*Door opens, cat walks away* “Fuck you.”


GuillermoenTejas

^^^^This guy cats!


cyanocittaetprocyon

Why did you leave the door open for me?? 😾


heavy-metal-goth-gal

Lol this is totally how they think!


WizardofLloyd

Yeah, that's about the right (c)attitude!


Nikonus

That face… is killing me.


mlableman

His ears are ever so slightly pointing down and away. Almost like he's obviously annoyed, but too proud to admit he screwed up.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’He has the tiniest little frown…’* ____ …so there it was - an open door, i saw my chance to *Go*… just thought outside i should explore - check out this thing called ‘snow’… i watched inside as it came down, so *magical* it seemed but now i wear a tiny frown - it’s not quite what i dreamed ^^:{ *a WiNtEr WoNdErLaNd of White!* the stories i’ve been told… now *Let me In!* it’s Not all right my PAWS are Heckin COLD! ❤️ (*please tell Toby i Love him* u/JephriB)


JephriB

The Schnoodler is searching for things to doodley do, To add a second helping of wholesome to a post or two. Searching for wonder, searching for love, Searching for someone who needs a limericky hug. Writing poems that bring smiles to all of our faces, Leaving servings of schnoodle across all happy spaces. Thank you for all the poems your brain has noodled, And for being an example of how kindness is doodled.


kittencuddles08

That's the most perfect schnoodle response. Beautiful.


Ksh_667

What a purrfick response to our treasured Schnoodle! I'd love to read more of your poems :)


RedBanana99

Awww, a Schnoodle shadow fr


Hopeful_Slip6210

A Schnoodle AND your perfect response?! My gosh, what a great year this will beemote:t5\_2qh1o:13383


chickslap

🥇


Dreanstorm

A schnoodle! Welcome back!! And happy new year!


Sensitive_diet_6920

There lies a Schnoodle, Comes once around, For whoever must bring pies, Schnoodle is always there, Bringing smiles, And worth a miles, Noodles of happiness, And everlasting joys, For They must be treasured, A bliss may come, Schnoodle is always hard to amiss, Bringing you wonder, Must They ponder, Why does everyone like their poems? They are adored every single day, For one mustn't worry, Nor They be sorry, Schnoodle is always accepting, One must smile, For Schnoodle travels a long mile! - Love, Shy :)


p4tend_p3nding

A fresh Schnoodle always gives me a great smile :D


Would_daver

Schnoooodle for the win!!!


IngeniousKiwiKitty

I want this printed out and put on my wall with the picture of the cat under it


octopussylipgloss

I want a whole book of Reddit pictures accompanied by Schnoodle poems!


IngeniousKiwiKitty

This


octopussylipgloss

I would pre-order that shit as soon as I could! Do we need a kickstarter to make this hapen?!


Boomersgang

This is great, Schnoodle.


Limp_Bodybuilder8566

The first 2023 Schnoodle I've seen! And it's a doozy. Thank you Schnoodle. Happy new year.


UnicornFarts1111

You just inspired a Schnoodle post. I thought you might like to know.


GIRLSLIKEMELIKECRYPO

Thanks! I feel so special 🥰


drrj

I got a Schnoodle once and I didn’t stop smiling for like a month afterwards.


KingArfer

He’ll never do it again, until the next time


pewterpetunia

Man, can I identify with this. One of our cat insists on going out 27 times a day. Then, she insists on being let back in within 2 minutes. Such fun!


craigdahlke

Better than my cat. He won’t even go out there. He meows at the door until I open it, at which point he places a single paw into the snow, remembers he hates snow and pulls the paw right back inside. Rinse and repeat 10x a day.


SorakaWithAids

all 10 of my cats are rescues. they know how it is outside. they will line up at the door when im feeding strays, but i can leave it wide open and they wouldnt even step outside. they know theyre safe and warm indoors lol.


LALA-STL

For 10 rescues: 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇


OneSensiblePerson

Upvote for adopting 10 rescues!


SorakaWithAids

i have saved over 200 cat in my area. local TNR always full and really slow turnaround. so i just do it myself with my own money. they too cute to let suffer.


catduodenum

You've likely saved more than that my friend. There's a poster at my local animal shelter that said "want to know how to save 100 cats? Spay or neuter one" Female cats have an average of 3 litters a year. At an average of 5 kittens a litter, over a life span of 10 to 15 years, that's over 150 kittens per cat. If you factor in the number of kittens you have prevented from being born into those conditions, you've probably saved the lives of thousands. As a former vet tech, I cannot thank you enough.


SorakaWithAids

of course. ever since i started the surrounding area has no cat problems. sometimes a new cat or two would pop up, but we keep track and try to get them quick before a ton of babies start popping out. it started out with us taking care of strays and feeding them. then more and more kept appearing. we realized they were breeding like animals and needed to stop uit. we are in the suburbs so they thrive & get hit by cars... you know? we wanted to prevent that. ​ 200+ cats / mostly kittens adopted out. the old mommies from the beginning live with us, and some of their litterls we didnt wanna seperate (thankfully each litter was only of 2 cats haha) which is why i have 10 cats (+ 4 more we are fostering right now). ​ they multiply like crazy. ​ edit: i realized i been saying i have 10 cats to people for a while... havent actually thought about the fact that it's actually been 13 for a while LOL.


OneSensiblePerson

💓


InterestingTry5190

Thank you for saving them! That is amazing!


joeyblow

We have an unheated back porch we let the cats onto, we have one who will sit at the door in the middle of winter wanting outside then you open the door and he looks out and shakes his front feet one at a time then heads out, no snow no water just shakes his feet like "alright lets do this" and out he goes.


OneSensiblePerson

I know from firsthand experience in the In 'n Out game is, but I laughed a lot at this. Come to think of it, that's probably why I laughed so hard!


BrownShadow

My cat was screaming at me to go outside. Had never been outside. About a foot of snow on the ground. She was tiny, so why not? She noped out immediately.


Emmy-O

It's interesting. My sister lives in the country and had this little stray come up to her house. She decided to stick around, and she will hide out in the garage but is afraid of the inside. She prefers to stay outside. She seemed really stressed out the first time my sister brought her in, but when it was extremely cold out my sister brought her in again and she seemed content to sit on my lap but not necessarily to explore the house.


HandsOnGeek

Your cat is just insistent that if you do it right you will be able to open for him the door into Summer.


drawnred

My binge drinking college ass could aslo identify with never doing it again until next time


Maxcharged

I’ve heard that cats like to be able to “roam their territory” freely, which is why they will do that with doors because they want you to leave it open. But nobody’s doing that with snow outside.


LALA-STL

When everyone else is just ready to go out, The cat is just ready to come in, He's not where he's been. Cats sleep fat and walk thin. - by Rosalie Moore


celestial_catbird

My cat Elsie does exactly the same. Drives me mad!


jordantask

*10 minutes later* Let me out! Let Me Out! LET ME OUT! LETMEOUT!!!!


Lordborgman

Depends on the cat, friend of mine had one that got out than ran away like a scaredy cat that he is because something spooked him. Week later he came back, ran inside and if the outside door even opens, he runs away from it. He does NOT want to go back outside ever again, probably traumatized him.


Sheldon121

Think of it, though. Cat doesn’t initially know what’s out there that can threaten it’s survival: wolves, foxes, fisher cats, coyotes, bigger cats, cars, bad people, dogs…imagine how it must feel when one of those things does threaten their life…yeah, they’d probably be traumatized.


cire1184

Orange kitty only has one brain cell. They'll forget by the time their little beans warm up.


CypripediumGuttatum

My cat going outside in winter: woohoo freeedom! My cat coming in: I have regerts :(


absentmindedjwc

I almost always let my cat run out if she *really wants* when it is rainy or snowy outside. She always regrets it almost immediately.


CypripediumGuttatum

Haha yep! Some of mine insist that the snow or rain isn’t that bad and come back in soaking wet (or adorably covered in snowflakes!). They come in and decide that they like being indoor cats after all.


IoSonCalaf

No Ragerts


ApartBuilding221B

No Rugrats


BolshevikPower

Had a former outdoor, now indoor cat try to jump outside before we had a nasty freeze when I was opening a door. I punted that kitty as softly as I could away. Thankfully she was very warm and very cuddly during the whole experience.


debzmonkey

My cat did that and I didn't realize it. About an hour later I saw a drenched cat standing outside the front door. "He looks just like Doc!" Took a second...


Lord_Emperor

My cat actually has an outdoor doppelganger. It has raised concerns a few times.


DragoonDM

I accidentally kidnapped a random neighborhood cat one time because of that. My (indoor) cat had a habit of bolting out the front door like a goddamn ninja whenever she could, so I wasn't too surprised to see her wandering around nearby while I was walking home from the store. Scooped her up and carried her back inside, and was rather confused when, still holding her in my arms, I spotted her already laying on the couch.


LadySilvie

My cat, a black cat named Tabitha, had a twin outside. We jokingly called her Agatha because of the similarities. Agatha eventually was tamed down and when she was sick we brought her in. ​ Caused alllll kinds of confusion having two identical black cats with rhyming names ahaha.


debzmonkey

That's how we sneaked a cat past our dad, worked into he saw them chasing each other.


ShinakoX2

My roommate's indoor cat stuck got outside the other night without me noticing when I took my dog out before bedtime. Roommate is out of town as well. The cat was outside in freezing weather for 8 hours, I didn't even know until I went to let my dog out in the morning. The cat didn't even seem stressed, he just walked back inside as if it had only been a few minutes. To be fair tho, he's pretty fat so I guess all that insulation was useful.


Valve00

Can attest, some cats just don't give a fuck about the cold. I used to have an indoor/outdoor girl and one evening I was like "wow it's 20 degrees, she's probably cold" so I opened the door to let her in and she was rolling around on the freezing concrete like it was a warm spring day 🤷‍♂️


1TONcherk

I mean I came home the other night and two of my cats were sitting on my truck when it was 12*. Then the same cats are sitting 2 feet in front of my 650* wood stove the next day. There pretty smart so I just let them do what they want.


[deleted]

Yeah our cats sit right in front of our fireplace. I have an infrared thermometer and clocked him at 155 F once on his fur. Dude was purring and loving life lol


legendz411

That insulation is next level, lol.


thinkard

I didn't realise this was F degrees and wondering wtf you're on about.


mrBaDFelix

/r/oneorangebraincell would definitely appreciate him. It wasn’t his turn with braincell when he got out in the cold


Y_Sam

He took the braincell outside but then it froze...


chinkostu

Suffered a BSOD


[deleted]

Froze Toby’s toebeans


Sheldon121

My toebeans!!!


Sheldon121

That’s right! Forgot about that! Your cat can certainly qualify for the oneorangebraincell group.


stefanica

Yep! My single-cell having orangie does the same thing. He managed to figure out how to paw open the door between house and garage, too (gotta get it fixed) and goes in and out 300 times a day...making it cold in the house.


TealBlueLava

“Open the door, human. I have made a grievous tactical error.”


speedycat2014

"I have made a huge mistake."


TheSpanxxx

https://imgflip.com/i/765tzn


HurryPast386

lmao


Alortania

No no... That's what a dog might say. Cats? Oh no. YOU; YOU've made a huge mistake. And you better not do it again, *human*.


samfreez

Ooooh.... you'd better hope you aren't the manager, because he looks like he wants to have some ***words***


JephriB

The words he has are "I'm sorry." He was very grateful to be let back inside.


samfreez

Sounds like one of ours. Takes every chance he can get to zip out the door, but then gets shellshocked by *being outside* and suddenly wants nothing more than to come back in and not have to step on the cold, wet ground anymore lol


AuntJ2583

>Sounds like one of ours. Takes every chance he can get to zip out the door, but then gets shellshocked by > >being outside Way back in the day, we had a Siamese cat named Sam. She'd ruled the neighborhood back home in a suburb of Phoenix for years, but as she got older she started losing fights and we had to keep her indoors. Then we moved to southern Tennessee, and my folks got a place way out in the boonies, and my younger brother started raising chickens, ducks, and some geese in our front yard. One day, Sam managed to get out the back door while they (my folks and my brother) were all out in the front yard. She heard them talking out there and came walking around the side of the house. My mom looked over in time to see the moment when Sam saw the birds - the birds that were as big as her, or bigger. She FROZE mid-step. Literally one foot up, not moving a muscle. Mom picked her up and took her in the house. Sam never tried to get out again. Our pet theory is that she was afraid she'd died and gone to kitty hell when she saw those huge birds.


Almainyny

“They get THAT big?! Oh HELL no!”


absentmindedjwc

My cat loves to run out the back door. In the rain/cold/snow, she'll "nope" the fuck out and immediately run back inside... but in the summer, she just runs to the grass and starts rolling around in it.


huebnera214

Mine does that but with cement, even if it’s 40 out, out she goes just to roll. Then afterwards she’ll do other stuff before trotting back in all innocent.


shaggy99

Does he do that bottle brush tail thing? Like, WTF is all this......*open?*


fondue_me

Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of *his* family.


sukicat

Why are you the way that you are?


shuzkaakra

What? Gives you the. Right?


nomiesmommy

Such a frown, and probably very cold toe beans.


paper_paws

Kitty will jump on OP to warm their feeties up!


thephantom1492

My cat did that ONCE. She refused to come back in one warm winter night. Knowing that it wouln't be too bad and that she do stay out in the cold for a loooong time, we said "F* her!" Well, she was at the door early in the morning. Didn't asked to go out for a few days. Never refused to come back at night since then. That cat was a quick learner. I miss her.


SWGardener

I’m not sure that is a remorseful face. It say more “Why?” With a dash of “how could you?”


Realistic_Ad_8023

TOBERS! Get in here, you sad nut.


jjayzx

He's like, I told you I'd be only a few minutes and you shut the door on me, ass.


mrmitchs

Look who's back. It's Toby. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!


Contemplation_Coffee

You beat me to it. We’ll done.


BookkeeperBig2164

"Just let me in pal, ffs"


ahaadonut

Remorseful but thinks you're wasting time getting to the door by taking a picture of his adorable sad face.


puddlejumpers

I regret everything.


Maubekistan

Oh Toby. You asshole. You furry, cozy, sweet, funny asshole.


darkgrey3k

Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you choose to be.


morris-kneutzel

“I don’t want to hear it, just open the door.” 😹


prplemonkeedishwashr

I love the name Toby for an orange cat. Short for Tobiko?


JephriB

Short for Toby Flenderson


sohayel_nafi

![gif](giphy|qNzamLsqvp3zi|downsized)


obsolete_filmmaker

This is his return from Costa Rica to Office hahaha


catladyhaley

Same for my Toby!!


ATM14

“Toby is a cat so he’s not really a part of our family. He’s also adopted so he’s not really a part of his family either.” I’m sure Toby is very much a part of the family but I couldn’t resist lol.


catladyhaley

I have a orange cat named Toby too. I call him Tobias when he’s in trouble.


schroedingersnewcat

Is his middle name Zachary?


Ishidan01

No, he's one of a set of twins. So when you see one, you ask, Toby or not Toby?


JephriB

Took me way too long to get this.


MosesZD

My cat's the same way. Sometimes, though, she stands by the door with a look on her face that lets me know I opened the wrong door and I need to 'open the door to spring.'


NicoleIsReallyNicole

My cat will book it outside and then returns seconds later if it’s too cold, snowy or rainy


QueensOfTheNoKnowAge

Remorseful? I doubt it. He’s pissed at you for it being cold out and wants you to change the weather so he can frolic


Beginning-History946

LOL! That happened to my cat last week when I was carrying in groceries. Luckily I eventually noticed that I was short one furbody. Not a good idea in Wisconsin Winter!


discreetdejavu

“Let me explain…So what had happen was…” ~Toby


amymcg

Mistakes were made


[deleted]

“Sorry dad”


-TheArchitect

He looks like he ain't gonna talk to you for a week ^"You ^better ^feed ^me ^well..."


Sad-Bodybuilder-1406

Remorseful, my arse, looks to me like he's placing the blame squarely on YOU!


Bashful_Tuba

I can imagine his reaction to you would be similar to this cat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4eYyBML4-M


AlfalfaUnable1629

He’s so orange! Please pet him for me (fellow orange lover)


Goodboy_Otis

He doesn't look remorseful, he looks like he just now understood that once again his curiosity caused him to make a bad choice. It's tough being a curious cat. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


DescendingOpinion

I have seen the other side!......and it's fricking cold, let me in!


Isaacvithurston

I'd say hopefully he learned his lesson but we all know cats


x31b

Mistakes were made.


ChronicWombat

"I made a grave error of judgement"


night-dreamer16

Mistakes were made…


WhompTrucker

"I regret everything"


[deleted]

Toby looks irritated AF.


DerBennetYT

This looks like the cat from stray


HalcyonDreams36

He's not remorseful. He's mad you closed the door behind him, and had the AUDACITY to make it COLD out. And keep his kibble in. You're a monster, obviously.


Roney81

Mistakes were made.


gokism

"You tricked me."


MissNikitaDevan

I desperately need to cuddle Toby 😍😍


Fit-Stable8651

Very much agreed. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


hopping_otter_ears

He looks less like he has regrets and more like he's mad at you for allowing such foolishness. "How dare you let me for what i insisted on doing‽ I didn't enjoy it!"


Pycharming

Yeah, that's that remorse. He's blaming op for the weather. I know my cat acts the same when he insists on going out in the rain.


Lurchie_

"I am sneaky. And now I haz regrets."


hotmasalachai

“You shut the door on me “


Magathaprime

What are you doing just standing there?!?!? Let him in already!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


[deleted]

Aww so adorable even when he is sad


[deleted]

so cute! let tha lil orangie in!


IndPolCom

So he's hungry


[deleted]

that is a cat who regrets his life choices


lokie65

He's wondering why you didn't hold the door open while he was out.


unwittyusername42

idk - I think he's angry at you for not having left the door open the entire time.


USCJets

"Mistakes were made"


[deleted]

What a dirty trick to cover the world in snow just to take away my liberty!


RustedOne

That's the look of "Mistakes were made."


SouldiesButGoodies84

sorry, that's not the remorse face. that's the 'you can't find good help anymore' face. you're supposed to know when he's ready to come in and be there to oblige him. sheesh, it's like you've never had a cat before. /s


aenteus

“Mistakes were made.”


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

“You we’re right it’s cold outside and I don’t like it”


sanguinesolitude

Let me in human, it is cold and there are no foods out here.


HIs4HotSauce

"Father... I have made a grave mistake..."


ciciofthenorth

I live in the actual arctic and my cat will request to go out two to three times a day!


MountainMaiden1964

I have seen this look before. He snuck out to the bar after work and now he’s drunk and just wants to go to bed.


AlfalfaUnable1629

r/peanutwhiskers


FoxFourTwo

r/oneorangebraincell


camelia_la_tejana

Lettt mmmee iiinnnnn 🥶🥶🥶


Brave_Little_Coaster

More like re-Morris-ful, right? Anybody? Anybody? Guys?


oatey42

There was a neighborhood cat that looked like my cat’s twin, and he would wander near our house every once and a while. One morning I went out to my car and the neighborhood cat was sitting in my driveway, and I immediately thought it was my cat that snuck out and tried to catch him, until I realized my cat was still inside and watching from the window. I got excited one day when I got home and there was the neighborhood cat again, and he even came over to let me pet him! As I was going inside he tried to follow me, and that’s when I realized it was actually my damn cat who has snuck out, had an adventure, and now wanted to go back inside.


RanCestor

Who is your Toby and what does he do?


LaLaBama99

When our Tabby tries to get out, we always say “what’s your plan?” He has none- he just can’t help himself.


Pedrov80

You can tell he's not a fan by the floof of his tail. That's a little guy who has a new appreciation for snow.


NovelObject2290

He looks a little ticked off. 🤭


TeeBrownie

Toby: Mistakes were made.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Little dude looks like resolute in his hatred of winter. He just like me for real


bluegreenwookie

Human i left the home and i regret everything. I will do it again given the chance.


thedrakeequator

That's what you get Toby. Outside is mean.


Drum_Phil

Toby's a fool. Always has been. Always will be.


sharksnut

"Those holidays songs left me seriously uninformed."


[deleted]

regret regret regret


Skipandscout

He looks so sorry!


letsberealalistc

I used to have a cat exactly like him and same name. I lived for 18-19 years


DMarquesPT

I have been ~~falling~~ *freezing* for thirty minutes!


[deleted]

[удалено]


ze11ez

"this isn't funny anymore. I live here..."


Own-Organization-532

He looks like he is blaming you for letting him sneak out!


Jane-in-the-jungle

I bet he won't do it again!


Complex_Vacation4425

Aww.


Xevious212

Remorseful? He looks like he's going to cut you if you don't open the door ASAP.


Firmansyah22

"orange cat" is special breed


TA32andstuck

Mistakes were made. 😆


SectorIsNotClear

Let me in meow.


[deleted]

Omg let him in right now ❤️


PuppleKao

He is precious. I have a picture of my last kitty in much the same situation, except she's being loud about not listening when I told her she didn't want to go out. 😛


Adam199426

Be careful, he's been on the streets.... he's seen some thaaaaangs lol


LcfromTexas

😹😹😹


DustyDFox

Damn, FireStar really misses being a kittyPet (Warrior cat fans will understand)


Ambitious-Type-5232

He said “ :< “


Fearless-Outside9665

"Ay man, quit playin. Fr tho, lemme in, it's cold!!" - Mr. Kitterpaws


notyeravgnerd

It has a big sad