This only motivates me to park next to it.

This right here. People seriously underestimate my willingness to inconvenience myself just out of spite over some shit like this….

It’s also next to what appears to be a cart corral, which kind of defeats the purpose of making sure no one parks around you imo

I’m generally very good about putting my cart in the corral but for this, I’d put my car right up next to the car. I will note tho. Cart corral is probably a pretty safe place, because if anybody is gonna get their cart over to the corral, they’re taking it to the corral, and not leaving it floating around in the parking lot. - this is corvette is an exception tho.

I'd empty the cart corral around his car

I wonder how difficult it would be to completely encircle it while joining the ends of the cart train so it's continuous. And then zip-tie them together in different spots maybe? Or if you have a portable welder...

If only it was at aldi, how many quarters would it take

Honestly, a nice valve stem core puller would be cheaper and almost as much fun, especially if you get to watch them attempt to reinflate the tires.

This! I keep one on my key chain. For maximum effect just do two tires diagonally - sometimes the moron won't notice until they're almost to the road.

Idk, but it’s certainly worth it.

There is an app that locks and unlocks the wheels on carts😉

The guy that gets about 50 feet away and hucks it at the corral enters the chat...

When I was a kid my little brother and I were returning a cart and I convinced him to bowl it into the cart corral to which he agreed and attempted. The cart picked up speed down hill and took a slight right, passed the corral and slammed an Escalade so hard it set the alarm off. We were moving pretty fast to get away from that one.

Cart curling is fun as hell tho

I’ve actually seen someone leave their cart right next to a corral rather than inside of it. No idea why you’d go to that effort and then do it improperly

I would like to think I wouldn’t hit that car with anything that would cause permanent damage like a cart. But throwing a large vanilla milkshake on it would be worth it to see the look on their face.

Just fold in the mirrors and gingerly squeeze between the car and car corral. Exit through the sun roof

That’s like a perfect spot. Mr douchebag isn’t going to slam you car and no one parks next to you.   Squeeze my old Land Rover right on in.  

Have you seen the vids where people zip tie a cart to the door handle? lol, I hope it inspires you. Hehe.

Don't mess with someone who has a disposable vehicle

I have a long commute for work so I drive a prius. A nice small narrow can definitely fit there next to you prius. And I have.

I would park right next to the driver's side door as close as physically possible without touching and then take as long as possible so they are guaranteed to wait for my ass before they can move

Since it’s right next to the cart return, it would be fun if the guy returned and the car was completely surrounded by carts.

The entire circle zip tied together. Damn, that's a good reason to carry a bag of zips.

*ziptied* carts

Where I'm from parking like that will get you keyed. I never understood why people with expensive things sitting out in public unattended would want to piss off random people...but there you have it.

I did that one time. When I came back out to my car, the dude had a gun lmao

Good point, banana in the tailpipe it is. Or lentil in the valve caps.

a raw potato would be harder to remove

Sir, you're never gonna fit that potato in a valve cap.

A very small tomato

This is becoming "Vegetarian Parking Revenge." Bananas, tomatoes, lentils, potatoes. Waiting to learn how to use asparagus and tofu.

Chickens through the sunroof work for you? As for asparagus, easy. Eat it and pee into the air intake or force the door open as crack and pee inside. That smell would stay in the car for so long.

Or in front of it. I have bumper sensors and I can get REALLY close to something without actually touching it.

Motivates me to get my keys 🔑 out. Oopps that's a shame.

Ya, my Prius would fit in any of those 4 spots.

Same . My jeep would whip right in there- in front of it just fine

That's what I would think lol. When I had a nice car or when I take out my motorcycle, I just park as far as I can. This just feels like an invite for someone to key your car

Is that a quest marker floating over this car? I feel drawn in. I need to fuck with it

This motivates many strangers to KEY it.

I’m right there with you, me and my bait reaking, oil leaking, rust laden, emissions nightmare of a work truck would be all over that… I routinely have to shovel salt pogies and skate out of the back of it… she’s a good truck… I’d find a way to make her big ass fit next to that guy, preferably right up next to the drivers side so he can’t open his door.

Or maybe park out in the lot where there aren’t any cars around and walk to the entrance???

Yep, parking close and commandeering 4 spots is screaming to get your car keyed.

If your car is that precious, park AWAY and plan to walk a few more steps to the entrance. It’s not hard, but some people are straight up lazy (and inconsiderate) POS.

This. I'm a little nuts about parking in lots so I park where nobody else wants to park. And it helps me get my steps count up for the day. Edit to add: I park far away and only take one space, I'm not looking to be a target.

💯 There’s less worry about someone dinging your car AND walking a few more steps is healthy! People seem to get too fixated on getting the closest parking spot available. I can understand wanting a parking spot nearby the store entrance in bad weather, but the sky looks mostly sunny in the pic.

Cool car, but it’s not like it’s an exotic or something. These go for like $40K used around here, so we’re talking new Honda CRV money. Total baller!

Just bought mine for $25 with 37k miles… they are reasonable

Holy crap, that is an epic deal!

It was a good deal. You can find them like that around here in Michigan

My quick searching I'm finding C7 Corvettes going for $60k. C5 Corvettes I see going for $20k. Edit: I did another search on autotempest and there are stingrays going for as low as $43k but most seem to be $49k-$60k. It does seem more possible though now that there could be C7 Corvettes going for $40k

Might be a regional thing. Just did a quick CL search for Southern California and found quite a few in the 40s.

So hybrid Rav4 money. And itll last 1/5 of the time a rav4 would. Wonderful.

Nah, Corvettes are known to be pretty reliable.

Look at me, I'm special! Also a full blown asshole. 

maybe he doesn't know he's an asshole; maybe somebody should leave him a note . . . a note he is absolutely sure to read

Sticker paper.

you're a kinder person than I...

I don't carry pen and paper, but I always have my keys.

etchings are an honoured art form

I’d leave a shopping cart next to the passenger door.

Entirely around it.*

I could squeeze my suburban in there

This screams: "Look at me! I'm a SUPER douchebag".

If you're going to park like that... Park waaaay in the back. Like where no one else is parked. Then I could agree with this.

If you don't want people parking next to your car. Park it off to the side and towards the back of the lot. Preferably next to a curb so you can butt your car up. Really close to the curb and give yourself plenty of space on the other side of someone parks next to. Parking like that just invites people to fuck with your car, even people that normally wouldn't will want to mess with the assholes car. Parking next to a cart corral also seems like bad idea if you are worried about your car

I’d park my impala ( that I killed 2 deer with and got t- boned in a roundabout with ) right up next to it ….

I love when people leave these "adventure sport" bike obstacle courses over the place❤️❤️

From experience, Wegmans parking lots seem to draw in the moron parkers. Whether it be douche bags like this, people in the handicap spaces taking up 2 spots, or taking up part of the wheelchair ramp areas, people hanging WAY out into the driving area, or people just flat out clipping several cars. I don't see that as much at any other stores in the area.

😡😡😡

I parked next to a guy with a Lambo once. We were getting out of our cars at the same time. After the obligatory "trade ya" joke I asked him if he was concerned about dings and stuff parking and he shrugged it off. He said something to the effect of - "Life's too short. Just drive."

Not even that expensive. You can find C7 Corvettes in the 30s

That shitmobile is begging to get keyed

There’s room for at least 2 there

I just need some tires uninflated by a knife or I idk cut it off the valve stems or if you have extras lying around a clamp or four

Poor man's ferrari

Don’t park next to that Corvette or the 60-year old that owns it might get mad.

Oh shit, not the vette 😂😂

I would have parked in front of it my car small enough.

Nah, it’s only two, you can still fit there if you park ***really*** close, or have a lifted truck!

It's still just a Chevrolet. Not much to see here.

Asking to be keyed

I’m calling my boys off from whatever they’re doing to just surround this chimpanzee with cones and jetskis and totem poles and disco balls just to see what happens next.

these people generally think things are bigger than they are

If you all could park I’d give him grief. It’s a corvette.

WEGMANS MENTIONED RAAAHH 🍱🍖🥗 🇺🇸🦅

I’d back my hitch to less then a inch of his bumper and wait

A 50k car does not need 4 parking spots lmao

This makes me think the driver has a smol PP.

Depends on the overall state of the lot. If they park away from other cars, and there’s plenty of empty space, go for it. But if parking kinda tight, like it looks here, and you take up 4 prime spots, you’re just begging for your shit to get keyed.

Imagine how satisfying it would be to completely encircle the Corvette with a human centipede of shopping carts

Not even expensive This is why I keep my rusty truck around

It’s not even that expensive and in a few years, it’s gonna be toast from all us assholes that are gonna park too close to it.

Not to mention that in a few years the type of people who actually want one of those things will all be dead.

wish you were right but being a massive douche seem to be multi-generational

Used to do this with a classic car at the very back of my school remote parking lot that was never a quarter full. Still got called out in the school paper.

You can park like this, but don’t park near the front. Do this in the back.

I'd like to surround it with shopping carts.

This is when I spend the next 20 minutes putting every cart I can find right next to their car.

That’s for shopping cart storage.

Actually corvettes aren’t that expensive only like 80-100k which is pretty cheap

I pull as close as I can to the drivers door so there’s no way they can open it and have to crawl over from the passenger side.

I see at the a couple cars in this picture that are at least as expensive as this corvette. No excuse.

Would for sure deflate some tires

Owner thought it came with a deed to the road. /s

Expensive is a relative term. Expensive compared to a 1999 Corolla

every car is expensive these days. try buying a truck

I bet I could fit between it and the cart park.

zip tie a shopping cart to the door handle. the bigger the zip tie the better.

This isn't a particularly expensive car. And who gives a shit how expensive it is anyway? Doesn't entitle anyone to park like an asshole.

Did you forget? When you own a Corvette the rules don’t apply to you

All this picture says to me is there is an asshole in a death trap 🤨😀

It's not as expensive as you'd think.

I’d still park in one of the spots in front of it and pull close to their front bumper. My BRZ will fit.

Guy is just saving space for my truck with hitch so I can back in and place it nicely next to him vs parking in BFE and overhanging an island/lawn (not a walkway)……

Time to let the wind push 20 carts into it.

Am I in the minority? I’m not impressed by Corvettes in general. They’re not special and definitely not worthy of four spots

A guy drives a Prius to the same lot, parks normally and is boxed in by 4 duellys.

Classic Corvette owner 👍🏼

People that can afford a corvette are not people that can afford a expensive car People that drive Ferraris park properly because they can afford the car and any damage Feel free to change the Ferrari name to something more fitting as I used the first sporty expensive car I could think of And some of you may be rich people who just like the vet so bless G

Is that a c7? Not that expensive. Just an asshole

A ticket can be cheaper than a repair which is why you call a tow truck.

You and 3 buddies park just right and he’ll have zero spots until one of you gets back.

It's not that expensive. Farmers.around me drive more expensive pickups.

A Burger King milkshake would look great on that car.

Shopping cart rodeo... just offering a suggestion...

Do not Key the car.

I would call 3 friends and park the hell out of those other spots

All that for a base C7 stingray, impressive.

I stopped at the dollar store the other day and bought a unicorn coloring book I now keep in my car. When I see parking jobs like this I’m going to tear out a page, write “it looks like you could use some practice staying in the lines,” and leave it on their windshield.

Judge me all you want but I keep a hot bottle of piss in my work van just for this purpose. My work van is over height and I travel often for work and I have to park in the small overhight parking lot at Sea-Tac Airport. The overhead parking is often filled up full of Camrys and Subarus, so.....hot bottle of piss in the intake vent.

This maneuver screams key my car… 🤬

If you can't afford the repairs and maintenance then you shouldn't own the car.

Plenty of room for me in either of those spaces.

I would key it.

Ding it!

They cost up to 160k plus. Not say it’s right but I get it

This is why I carry chains in my truck!

Not that expensive

I can't imagine that car remained unscathed.

I would squeeze my Miata into the space next to their driver's door. Even if I wasn't planning to visit the store.

Box them in

Park it in one spot and let it earn some character

Box it in. Then go to a bar or lunch.

Seems like a really good way to make people let the air out of your tire or something.

Super deluxe douchebag

Not even that expensive of a car…

They’re not that expensive

I wanna know where f you get huge ass parking spaces like that with double lines so you can open your doors and not have try weasel out the window

It doesn't matter what vehicle you have. You take one spot.

It's not an expensive car. It's a Corvette. I mean that is so lame. Even a Lamborghini would probably squeeze in the spot

Entitled driver...

Mr. Tow truck gonna make money

I would take every cart in the lot and put it within those four spots. Make him work to pull out of there.

O always look forward to parking super close in the smaller created space these douche bags make. Just so when they get back to their car. They see my door 1 inch from theirs

„expensive“ 🤡

Even though we would never do it, don't you, just for a moment, want to go after it with a rusty can opener?

It's not that expensive

I own a 94 geo prizm just so I can fit in the space this dipshit left

It’s just a Corvette, not a Ferrari. It’s just 🤬 asshole parking. It’s probably leased 🤣

…and they wonder why their car gets keyed…

Tow it- call it in 🤣🤣🤣

🔑

hmm, thats interesting bc these random carts seem to park wherever they come to rest after colliding with offender's car.

Can't park it right, don't buy it.

Guys the other day my neighbor said the corvette is the official car of people who make $60k a year and I’ve been crying laughing ever since

It’s not even *that* expensive.

I don't think you're from Southeastern Michigan because Corvettes are not expensive cars. Pickup trucks cost more than Corvettes these days. This is just peak stereotypical douchebag Corvette owner behavior, dude is probably wearing jean shorts, with an untucked Polo, and a visor.

Be a shame if you put a raw chicken tender tucked up somewhere in front.. especially after a few hot days with AC sucking in all that air.

What's weird about their logic on that placement to me is that there is still enough room a small to medium car might park in front of the nose and they created more risk of being hit that way. But either way, forget them for parking like that.

Encase it.. grab as many carts as you can find outside and go to town on it.

People suck

I have a small car, and would totally park in one of the spots in front of it

The douchvagen

It's a Corvette. The Chevy Malibu of sports cars.

Yup. I'll squeeze right next to it and climb out of my trunk. Idgaf

It's cool but most Corvettes aren't expensive as far as luxury/sports/hyper/exotic etc go. C5-C7 up to 60k and maybe a newer sting ray or something fancier like a z something would hit 6 digits. Porsche is just high end Corvette these days. But shit like a Lambo, Ferrari are in the millions typically. High end alfa's, McLaren's, would be pushing the millions or over for some of the McLarens. Then you have Pagani and 'their not USA legal', Koenigsegg and their 'the Gemara is a family car that does 249mph', and Bugatti and their 'need a few loans'. Most expensive cars I've seen on the road are McLaren Senna (1mil+), McLaren 720s (300k+), and priceless well kept vintage cars including Ford model A, '85: civic, Miata, rx-7, R34. Also throw in a bunch of not well kept 1980-2005 JDMs and a 911

Just get a carton of eggs and unload on his car.

Time to put a bunch of carts around it.

Only in NY!

Imagine having auch a dull exostence that you think a C7 corvette is special. Hopefully it comes with a pair of new balance sneakers

Im confident enough in my parking to pull in front of them and park. I wouldnt because i dont park next to cart returns.

Expensive? Haha this tool and his parking job. The poor man’s sports car

It’s not even that expensive of a car

If you have to park like this because you have a corvette you’re still broke and should buy a Toyota

My urge to key it is hard to resist Thankfully cameras prevent me from doing so... so I'd just call a tow truck

And people wonder why their cars get keyed.

having sat in one. You really can’t see the nose. So, without assistance the driver probably just frustratingly parked. Could have parked further from the building, then the four spots wouldn’t be such an inconvenience to others. Cause that is what this driver is doing: inconveniencing others.