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AnatolyBoi

New skip tags give you the joker for free. No more “skip for a polychrome” that you can’t afford


empyreanmax

oh my god that's amazing, I quit playing in despondence last night when I had a foil blueprint show up for what would be my first joker but I only had $4. Continue today and it's free


Arzt_21

This only applies to skip tags, not random foils etc btw


sirlockjaw

The most perfectly timed rage quit lmao


Jabulon

thats awesome


rug1998

Oh thank fucking god


garuga300

Just out of interest, version is the latest version of the game? I’m on Nintendo switch and I don’t think they’ve updated it because I’ve seen a few things that aren’t in my game.


Apex_Konchu

The update only just launched on Steam (after a few weeks in beta), so it's not on consoles yet.


garuga300

Ok thanks


TheArmitage

Ugh when does this patch come to Switch???


myemanisyroc

Console updates are subject to approval by Nintendo/sony/microsoft, which takes time.


braceofjackrabbits

They said one or two weeks


MetalGearShrex

idk ask nintendo


fddfgs

Wait WHAT


ledfox

Probably the best deal in this patch imo


squanderedprivilege

New patch, tags make the jokers free


MrSprankls

Balatro players when they have to read


bluestargreentree

I was elected to lead, not to read


Owobowos-Mowbius

Look, I just toss down funny looking cards to watch the number go up. I'm not here to READ or to do MATH.


slopschili

There’s no shot you’re reading every piece of text when you’ve played this game for a bunch of hours, you just know what everything does. If you didn’t know there was an update, why assume that something would be different


Erixson

Agreed, I'm surprised some folks are kinda being dicks about this question really. I didn't even notice the game updated until i started noticing a couple changes while playing.


AlleyCatherine

Cus u can't read


EZPZLemonWheezy

If OP could read they’d be so mad right now.


AlleyCatherine

But they can post on reddit tho. They got their priorities in order


EZPZLemonWheezy

True.


AlleyCatherine

Next post he gonna be like "why are my jokers rental??"


travelNEET

reading the tag explains the tag


Icember

Prove it.


uTimu

Well first you have to read


Icember

Jokes on you, I'm illiterate! 😎


ForeverHall0ween

Oh the beta made main?


Available-Damage5991

yup.


SuperbLuigi

Hmm, actually, it's weird there's no update patch notes in game


Rushional

If you want to, you can collaborate with Localthunk, develop this feature for all platforms, ensure it works correctly, and add it to the next released version. I'm sure it won't take you more than like 4 minutes. Developing games is actually very easy, barely an inconvenience


ccstewy

wow wow wow


Erixson

Dang dude take it easy


SuperbLuigi

I'm so confused why you're simping so hard right now lol. You're all over the shop. It actually would be relatively simple for him to have an update pop-up or news section with a little red alert on it, the infrastructure is all there already.


Karew

Increase your chill


regbeg

>Developing games is actually very easy, barely an inconvenience Lol


SharkNBA

google sarcasm


SquidIsScrappy

Riff raff :)


PM_ME_ONE_EYED_CATS

You installed hacks, prepare yourself for an instaban. You'll never be able to play multiplayer now


SharkNBA

Read the tag dude


PlaneCry7537

ngl now the game is a bit too easy. managed to take to difficult chip level in a row


MenacingBanjo

How many chip level in a row?


PlaneCry7537

2, green and the next one


MenacingBanjo

purple, orange, and gold are the difficult chip levels. The game is not too easy.


Soazigl

Because you deserved it you sweet, sweet player. Also don't forget to read stuff again after updating the game


RipBuzzBuzz

I hate how I can never use skips now. They should give an option to opt out of this bullshit


RandomBystander

I'm confused, what is the issue with the relevant skips giving you the effected joker outright? If it's a bad joker for your current build you can sell it for cash. If it's a good joker then you get to hold onto the cash you would have spent on it.


RipBuzzBuzz

I dont like making things easier


TAGOrigins

Skips have never made anything easier. If anything they’re making it harder because you skip a shop and interest


RipBuzzBuzz

Free negatives and rares make things easier


TAGOrigins

Until they hit you with the double perishable and rental combo for “free”


Neozetare

Just skip then burn your money on rerolls


grahamiamiam

yeah man I don't even let RNG effect me, I make sure every decision is pure skill 😤


Snoo-22864

Getting a guaranteed foil/rare/uncommon makes thing easier.


ThisHatRightHere

Huh?


just_a_random_dood

Why can't you use skips? What's bad about this, I'm curious :P


RipBuzzBuzz

I don't like how it makes the game so much easier.


just_a_random_dood

That's interesting. I didn't like how useless it was to get the different tags *and* skip an entire shop, skipping over packs and tarots and planets. You still have to skip a shop now, which is a big punishment, but at least the tag you receive isn't stupid, so I think it's more fair than before


diodenkn

Skips are still worse than just playing the round 99% of the time


Rollow

Skips are still worse than not