Yes, London is much safer. At least say it straight that you don't want to come here. Or say something plausible, like being afraid of getting your shit stolen.
Who says there arent any robmanians in London? I have like 200 cousins over there working in our family business (we specialize in pickpocket and removing catalysators from irish car bombs)
Oh and btw that "protest" is:
1. tomorrow
2. nowhere near the festival (The festival is literally next to the airport)
3. the protest is organised by the most violent group of people in this country: accountants and antrepreneurs and i wish i was kidding
In reality, this festival is organised by some corrupt assholes who didn't pay any artist, hardwell quit 10 minutes in the set, the organisation of the festival is a nightmare with people not having the right bracelets, stages not being ready when the festival started and the prices being extremely steep (9 euros for a gin and tonic)
I mean, 1 extra 0 on my tax report and that's it, I have no money. Plus he is Robmanian, he can't get caught doing this (too efficient to get caught by world's best police)
Ah yes, London, the intergalactic capital of safety, it isn't like there are higher chances to get stabbed in the middle of the day without a reason than to see the sun on the sky. It's not like I give a fuck, because I don't listen to whatever "music" she's doing but at least say it straight up that you believe in stereotypes.
Also to be real I was 110% going to steal her bus tires.
Most acceptable american excuse. Also say sorry or some shit. I can’t believe such people have “fans” that are actual people, have ideas and something. Well, american dream I guess.
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Ah da, london, known for its safety
https://preview.redd.it/e23twbrx0abd1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1884677161bbb8525268c9e1eba98e86005d756a
Yes, London is much safer. At least say it straight that you don't want to come here. Or say something plausible, like being afraid of getting your shit stolen.
Who says there arent any robmanians in London? I have like 200 cousins over there working in our family business (we specialize in pickpocket and removing catalysators from irish car bombs)
Is the irish cars business booming?
Oh and btw that "protest" is: 1. tomorrow 2. nowhere near the festival (The festival is literally next to the airport) 3. the protest is organised by the most violent group of people in this country: accountants and antrepreneurs and i wish i was kidding In reality, this festival is organised by some corrupt assholes who didn't pay any artist, hardwell quit 10 minutes in the set, the organisation of the festival is a nightmare with people not having the right bracelets, stages not being ready when the festival started and the prices being extremely steep (9 euros for a gin and tonic)
accountants can fuck your life up
I mean, 1 extra 0 on my tax report and that's it, I have no money. Plus he is Robmanian, he can't get caught doing this (too efficient to get caught by world's best police)
yup https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meyer_Lansky
Ah yes, London, the intergalactic capital of safety, it isn't like there are higher chances to get stabbed in the middle of the day without a reason than to see the sun on the sky. It's not like I give a fuck, because I don't listen to whatever "music" she's doing but at least say it straight up that you believe in stereotypes. Also to be real I was 110% going to steal her bus tires.
the business is not booming
Andrew Tate left, Nicki Minaj didn't come. What a win for Romania.
Robmania is not for beginers.
London is 10x more dangerous than Bucharest, her team is capping hard
she saw that kanye in romania meme and cancelled the show
real
good wouldn’t want my komşu’s lungs being contaminated with all that plastic in the air.
i guess even robmanians get good news sometimes
Common Romanian W
I'm glad she isn't coming.
What are you sad about? This ain’t a loss
Thank god
Most acceptable american excuse. Also say sorry or some shit. I can’t believe such people have “fans” that are actual people, have ideas and something. Well, american dream I guess.
Common Romanian W tbh
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Ah da, london, known for its safety https://preview.redd.it/e23twbrx0abd1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1884677161bbb8525268c9e1eba98e86005d756a
Romania should be afraid of her
I can’t believe that she thinks anyone is falling for that bs. Like Romania is in a war or something? Ridiculous! She just to lazy to go there.