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billyhicks

Old Dave would’ve told Nicky to pack his shit and leave, Miss Peaches done made that boy soft


DrGerbal

Nick and kb got sent to manhattan Kansas and TCU’s campus when they don’t have a rooting interest in either and put out great content. But smokes cries getting a chance to see his team play to win their first Stanley cup. I hate that he’ll have a job for life because big cat deep down loves that he’s a frat fuck boy. And there’s “just something about him”


cubbsfann1

And TCU wasn’t even in session when they went lol, it was the most boring trip they could’ve done and they powered through


Husker_black

>manhattan It was Lawrence


okhrana6969

Aggieville > Mass St.


Husker_black

Mass during the day, Aggie at night


okhrana6969

Haymarket in the day, O Street at night. (GBR)


Husker_black

Oo that's what's up


mootit

You act as if geography loving KB didn’t love enjoy visiting a D level town.


Van-Buren-Boy

Ah yes the same old frat kid line


goondaddy172

Tough to get good reactions out of drunk college kids that just won a national championship, thank god Nick and KB were there


ripripcityyall

Truly not something everyone can do well. I bet Nicky smokes would suck at it


goondaddy172

Well obviously, he’s no nick or KB


Sam-Losco-Caveman

This guy is a clown. Any real fan would jump at that opportunity


Cabinet5150

I’ve said from day one that Nicky is a fake fan


vinegarfingers

I genuinely can’t imagine being unmarried with no kids and working for barstool and getting sent to literally any finals game for any major sport with people who are probably your friends and saying no. what planet are we on?


Trailing-and-Blazing

I could guarantee he either had 1. A date or 2. Drugs he was planning on doing this weekend


xoxoahooves

Please don't limit him - it was probably both!


Throwaway1996513

I think there’s a chance he’s dumb enough to believe he’s actually a jinx that impacts the team.


A1ienspacebats

He's just not a real hockey fan. If the Heat were playing, I'm sure he'd be happier. Still a clown otherwise tho.


Neifje6373

After Jake’s departure, there’s no Miami fans left


floridawhitesox

Miami fans don't exist. Like california sports fans


Rph23

When I visited LA it was like culture shock to me. I was in a pretty typical bar on a Saturday afternoon in November and the few TVs had re-runs of everybody loves Raymond on. It was genuinely hard to find somewhere with CFB on lol


cougar112233

Always shocked how much positive support this clown gets - ‘likable douche’ gets thrown out a lot. Don’t see it at all, guy sucks.


thenewber99

People don't like Jayson Tatum and I think the biggest reason is because the Celtics losing to the heat put this clown in their life


chuteboxhero

One of the the funniest things about this sub is if a video of him impersonating big cat was posted and you said this same thing word for word it would be the most downvoted comment lol.


903153ugo

I don’t think it’s delusion like Dave is saying. I think Smokes is just so coddled by BC that he thinks he can turn down a work assignment cause he has to fuck an unfortunate girl in Chicago.


Omaha4Loot

That’s exactly why he didn’t want to go. I was thinking the same thing he has plans lined up with a girl this weekend no doubt


903153ugo

Also he “blogs” 250 words a week that are mainly just him copying and pasting tweets


Pyzorz

He’s pissed he won’t be able to do Miami blow in Edmonton.


Baldingpuma

Oil Rig blow though.


degen4Iyf

Wow. I was thinking a portion of the costs would be on Smokes’ dime and was about play devils advocate. Complaining about a trip to the SCF to see your team play… Dude completely lost whatever empathy he had from Stoolies with this one. Surprised Dave didn’t fire him on the spot


EasyThreezy

Smokes is just a fake fan then. I paid a stupid amount to watch my team in the SCF and this asshole won’t get flown there and see the game for free? And why? So he can two pump some woo girl that is impressed because he appears on the internet sometimes?


Sesuitharbor

Woo girl, shout out HIMYM


Pyzorz

When he started tweeting about the Panthers at the beginning of the playoffs he straight up told me on Twitter “I’m not that big of a fan honestly.”


JohnnyHorseRacing

This is one of the least self aware things I’ve ever seen. No one wants to see a video of this loser’s team winning the Stanley cup finals. We want to see him lose.


RudyWasOffsides22

Should be fired on the spot Dave is so fucking soft


SparkLeMur

I'm a devils fan and I would jump at the opportunity to go to Game 6 of a Stanley Cup Finals, in Canada, for free, even without my team there. Insane opportunity to pass up. That building is gonna be electric


bszern

This is the correct take, place is going to be awesome.


TheRealKane24

Kid blows


DizzyLink

Using the superstition angle as to why you don't want to go on a free work trip to the Stanley Cup in literally any city to see any team is insane behavior


PoliticaLIncorrect

He's going to get caught with coke going through customs.


Baldingpuma

Edmonton is a big coke city. He will be fine if he makes it past the border


Sesuitharbor

I would jump on that opportunity and i don’t like either team


Sufficient_Tune_5871

Even the non fat people are getting super lazy now. So much dead weight at this company


stupidtyonparade

Remember when all you losers were talking this guy up when his contract got renewed? Here's your boy. He fuckin stinks.


Cabinet5150

I can tell you right now if Dave offered me free tickets to watch the Broncos or Nebraska football in their respective title games I would do it. Even if both teams got fucking murdered you know why content and I wanna make money.


F5_MyUsername

What if your boss asked you to fly a couple hours north to a city for an emergency project he needs you on Would you say no, sorry, I don’t feel like it?


Reckless--Abandon

He’s definitely got a dui or something and doesn’t want to say it in camera


BConder102191

Job for life if smokes pulls the oilers flasher


wilsonb1121

I think RA already smashed


bankdank

I fear forcing a jinx will not work out the way Dave is hoping


Cash404

Lol like a minute or so in you can see miss peaches taking a piss on the turf


Chuck_wagon35

Eagle eye


grasshopper7167

Dude just bummed he can only go to the chicago bars 4 times this week.


F5_MyUsername

1) I love watching Dave cook. Need him in there stirring things up bc most his employees aren’t entertaining on their own merit. 2)If ur Nicky smokes, why the FUCK wouldn’t you immediately stand up, gather your shit and say “I’ll be on the next flight out” and bee line to the airport before he changes his mind 3) he should have tried to make a bet with Dave


Mediocre-you-14

I like how in another video Smokes claimed to Dave that he's a "vibes guy" who "keeps the vibes up" then bitches about getting sent to party with the chiclets crew.


ceeeenyc

Yeah but who is the brunette with boobs and glasses?


t965203

Honestly I think he’s got a drug problem and doesn’t want to go without, or be forced to travel with drugs internationally. Having a drug problem makes spontaneous travel and vacation something you have to put real thought and planning into.


F5_MyUsername

Idk what his problem is but I know he got one


Accomplished-Coast74

I started to think he was a fake fan when he went out the same night the Dolphins lost in the playoffs, but this confirms it. This kid is brutal Dave pre COVID would’ve fired him


TimelyRaspberry

Mad Dog in the background doing nothing as usual lmaoo 🙄


mootit

When you’re hut you don’t have to


darkestb4thadawn

I would have sat in the parking lot listening to a radio for a Rangers-Oilers Stanley Cup had we been fortunate enough. This guy is out of his mind that he didn’t accept that offer immediately. I know nothing about Smokes’ Panther loyalty but this screams “I am not a serious fan”.


Van-Buren-Boy

We *really* think he’s a panthers super fan?


YesterdayWild4321

Time to trim the fat at both offices! I get “they never fire anyone” but they have way too many people that do nothing or don’t bring in money.


DanKreider69

He’s pretending to be upset obviously