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Hafthohlladung

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jesus_earnhardt

Florida’s coach had an affair with the bat boy’s mom, dad found out and killed both kids and himself. Coach is now married to the mom


brownsfan003

If I were to kill two people because my wife was having an affair, I think it would be the wife and the other guy.


MatzohBallsack

I'd kill two Hitlers


Business_East3659

I’d shoot Toby twice


Reiketsu_Nariseba

Phyllis you're Hitler, Toby you're Toby, Andy you're Bin Laden.


Chopaholick

*Andy fist pumps


rawrxdjackerie

I’d shoot you twice


NickFurious82

I also choose this guy's two hitlers.


KoreanFriedWeiner

Stanton and Judge?


ImGrumps

With these types of killers they do it to punish the woman. Specifically leaving her alive without her kids to torment her.


Appalachianhb77

Doubt she cares. The wife was more upset that he removed her from the will before he killed himself and the innocent boys. She then went and married the POS coach. The only victims in the where the boys.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Based


ElephantRedCar91

Yeah he really should have given oj a call before he did anything 


Brundleflyftw

Nina Myers, twice.


ObeytheCorporations

Got that OJ Simpson mentality.


A638B

That’s the internet rumor. They were estranged when the murders happened. And they started dating after the deaths.


Onlypaws_

Yeah, it’s impossible to get into the mind of someone that commits this type of crime, but without knowing anything else, the decision to kill *the kids* is baffling.


SorryDepartment7179

Isn’t that basically how it works? I think dude got a little confused


UniqueNobo

holy shit


LoveRBS

I don't know what I expected but what in the chicken fried fuck


TheYardFlamingos

Well this ruined my day


D1N2Y

![gif](giphy|wODxPdYYSq31C|downsized)


Hafthohlladung

That's not very Christian of him.


brad0022

very maga of him


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Silly_Issue_9026

Nothing I enjoy more than watching the maga crowd go "fuck your feelings, free speech" one minute and then losing their minds when you push their buttons the next. 


shitlibredditor66879

Literally just you two unfunnily jerkin in a corner but go off 👑


Present-Loss-7499

Wow. That was not what I was expecting. Holy hell.


AliensAteMyAMC

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AliensAteMyAMC

and just looked it up. I’ve only found one report that says it was due to a marital affair [here](https://www.sportskeeda.com/baseball/fact-check-did-florida-baseball-coach-s-affair-cause-death-three-people-kevin-o-sullivan-new-wife-s-wild-romance-examined#google_vignette) in the same article it notes the coach and the batboy’s mom were friends for ages and dated after the murders. And the other sources just say the couple was going through a divorce when the murders happened.


Purplebuzz

Many couples decided when adultery is discovered.


DBsnooper1

Wow..great fathers day


ehf87

Damn, so much of what is wrong with the world is because men are willing to kill over being humiliated.


FredGetson

Florida ya say? 'magine?


DaleEarnhardt3

Jesus, I’ve been searching for you since 2001.


Appalachianhb77

Florida turned a blind eye, didn’t even investigate because the knew what they would have to do, fire his ass. Other schools coaches get fired for waaay less. BIG SURPRISE, UoF doing UoF things, coaches there only get fired if they are losing. Florida is the definition of a morally bankrupt University.


Long2ndTowes

Ok WTF!!!!😳


DruidinPlainSight

Smoooooth


MarioP914

lol


Flywolfpack

W for the coach


redditisshit1232167

But he didnt... And they arent.


Temporary-Green-7713

Getting married is for idiots man I swear. When you're single, it's like you're married to a new chick each week. Fuck marriage, that shit ends in death or divorce before 50


Bleord

rip


OverIookHoteI

Akshually, Omaha is in Oklahoma 🤓


Rk_1138

D-Day was in Oklahoma?! I thought it was in the Bronx!


jysamuel

My whole life I thought Omaha Beach was in Nebraska


drm1n1te

The guys who got kicked out are wearing Aggies gear though.


notadaleknoreally

David Hasslehof’s downward spiral continues


Upnatom617

Okay. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who was like whoa, wait. What?


WeOutHereInSmallbany

https://i.redd.it/74apn5e4j47d1.gif


Mastodon1998

More like LaRussas kid


dankscott

I thought it was Rob Lowe for a sec


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Don’t ask those guys where they were on January 6th


duckme69

“Standing up for what they believed in”


Scheme84

"Oh, so now a guy can't go to the Capitol?"


sotheresthisdude

They were attending a peaceful protest, duh.


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AnnoyingPhillyFan1

If you say it's a "mostly peaceful protest" then all the violence doesn't actually matter.


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DrBigWildsGhost

How’d your Bat boy die ?


Maleficent-Clue5056

you have to find out how many bats they can handle


klttenmittens

This was all a distraction scenario that successfully caused the Florida coach to not review a play at third that would've been overturned. If it had been reviewed, TAMU wouldn't have scored a run on a passed ball during the next at bat. Florida lost by one run. Truly a genius gambit deployed by the TAMU coaching staff they deserve the W. (It's a circlejerk sub but this did probably distract the Florida coach from challenging the play and led to a run for the aggies)


godieweird

Well at least they had a reason then, Whatta heads up play ![gif](giphy|TcJKWN6A63BYurwurD)


klttenmittens

After seeing that clutch play by the aggie fans I'm looking to get more involved in my own team's games. I might try to fuck the north carolina pitcher's mom in the 6th


Appalachianhb77

Coach got upset because what they were saying was true. He did have a hand in what caused the innocent boys to die. The wife(now married to the coach), coach and husband are the bad guys. Only victim is the boys.


Ilikeoldcarsandbikes

Cheating is horrible but having children murdered over it is a wild overreaction. It’s not a possibility most people would consider. That coach and the mom might be stupid but they couldn’t have know this would happen.


Appalachianhb77

Doesn’t change the fact that the wife and coaches actions caused the horrible fact. Then the wife seemingly more upset that the husband wrote her out of the will. Not waiting too long to get hitched to the POS coach also. Evil husband thought what would hurt the wife the most was taking the kids. He was so fucked in the head that he didn’t stop to think if she really cared about the kids she wouldn’t have cheated in the first place, and at least get a divorce before being a hoe. Other universities would have investigated the situation and fired the coach, NOT FLORIDUH


mongreloid

Wow, you holding the two people in the affair at the same level of responsibility and moral standing as the murderer of his own two kids sure speaks to your POS scumbag judgement ability. They did not cause this. Get fucked…


usernamenotconfirmed

The only bad guy is the one who murdered the boys.


Appalachianhb77

What would you call being a POS cheater then? Thats a bad person. So by definition the wife and coach are bad people.


Low-Helicopter-2696

Don't think anyone's saying the cheaters are completely innocent, but it's not on par with murder.


Appalachianhb77

I didn’t either, just said the only victim were the innocent kids. Wife and coach sure as hell aren’t victims. Dad was evil. Wife and coach are bad people, period.


bregmanfan2

Hey leave us alone!!


Thel3lues

Don’t associate the rest of Texas with A&M we hate them more than anyone


kylesch87

Texas A&M - The school for all the kids in Texas that graduated high school and then immediately got on board the bus headed for "College . . ."


Thel3lues

I just remember all the Aggie fans in my high school would wear shirts that were like Jesus loves A&M and then go to Blinn Community College in College Station


123randymarsh

Truth!


32RH

You would say that mild boy.


MemeMaster1111

Are these the comebacks one can expect from an A&M education?


32RH

I’d expect you to be more grateful for us bringing up the Browns’ best player.


MemeMaster1111

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abizabbie

The Browns' greatest player? Like that's worth mentioning.


MemeMaster1111

As if they didn't also give us Johnny Manziel, the human embodiment of Texas A&M


SubjectCarry3532

Wait… are you telling me that Johnny Manziel isn’t the Browns best player?


sotheresthisdude

And this subs biggest fucking loser.


joelingo111

Uhm ermm, buddy, I regret to jnform you that Nicholas Jamal Chubb ackshually graduated from the University of Georgia 🤓


tothesource

it's not your fault there's fuck all to do in college station other than be a giant prick


D1N2Y

Well also pretend like you’re in the military, but that goes hand-in-hand.


smorg003

Are you the guy on the left or the right of the picture?


FarAttempt7855

That’s the most Texas A&M thing I’ve ever heard


SugarSweetSonny

I know its NOT him, but the guy on the right looks a lot like Zach Hample.


MotherMasterpiece6

lol I thought it was him at first and being trolled


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

Is that John gibbons?


Golden_Tater_Tots

These people are the worst.


FrankCarmody

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rohrschleuder

Keep it classy Aggie.


WhodatSooner

Having lived in Texas since 1995, I can say that the A&M alumni are consistently reprehensible. It’s a weird cult that operates in a cocoon of circular reasoning: if they do it, it is by definition morally justified. The whole toy soldier thing is the creepiest thing in college sports and their campus has all of the charm of a federal penitentiary. A central tenant of the cult is an insistence that A&M has some sort of track record of football excellence and tradition that puts them on a level with the likes of Alabama, Oklahoma, Notre Dame, U Texas, USC, Nebraska (20th century 🤣) and Penn State, yet they haven’t won a national championship since 1939. In so many ways, the fact that they produced one of the worst Heisman winners in history (he wasn’t even close to being the best player on his offensive unit) who was an entitled brat without a moral compass to speak of perfectly represents what A&M is all about. So, nothing about this fan behavior should surprise anyone.


zet191

Having lived in Texas since the same time, I can say that the Sooners are [consistently](https://www.oudaily.com/news/ou-police-university-administration-investigating-concerning-claims-surrounding-fraternity-initiation/article_088ad70e-073d-11ec-aea0-b3f208c9e9da.html) reprehensible. OU has a [history](https://www.news9.com/story/66709276161eb5c0099ce9d6/charges-filed-against-2nd-ou-football-player-accused-of-dui#:~:text=COUNTY%2C%20Okla.%20%2D-,Charges%20were%20filed%20against%20OU's%20sophomore%20defensive%20back%2C%20Makari%20Vickers,substance%2C%20according%20to%20an%20affidavit.) of [disgust](https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/1989/02/11/3-ou-football-players-charged-with-rape-athletes-attorneys-plead-with-judge-for-reduced-bail/62624173007/). So frankly, I’d rather be an Aggie, who has strong roots as a military school, and who [deplores](https://www.reddit.com/r/aggies/s/nTIA1KJLh5) actions like the two scum fucks in OPs post.


WhodatSooner

I’m sorry that has been your experience. I’m a Sooner and I am the father of a Sooner. I apologize for the behavior of any Sooner-identifying person who has behaved in such a way as these two cretins who represent A&M. Hopefully the A&M community will learn something from this reprehensible event and collectively reject these two asshats and this sort of cultish behavior. It would be the second time I will have witnessed A&M students and / or alumni take a stand against the worst of their own (which may or may not include you). You want to guess the first? It demonstrated that the A&M community is capable of much better than the image that made so many people look at what these jerks did - in A&M gear, in very expensive seats, at a time and place that they absolutely knew would be filmed by someone and end up going viral - and not be surprised at whose fans were awful enough to do this. Go ahead. Guess!


zet191

Was it the [alt-right speaker](https://www.texastribune.org/2016/12/06/m-protests-big-crowds-and-tension-over-white-natio/)that the university was legally required to permit, but was overshadowed by the hundreds of protesters outside? Or the university admonishing the speaker and spending 300k to [host a separate anti hate event](https://www.texastribune.org/2018/03/09/texas-m-spent-more-quarter-million-dollars-draw-attention-richard-spen/) going on at the same time?


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WhodatSooner

That’s the one. Time for the fans/alumni to fight back against hate again and take a moment to reflect on why things like this emanate from A&M fans, alumni, etc. The College World Series is such a joyful event. So many great fan / alumni groups have become honorary Omahans. So many have come to town and treated it and the Series as the spiritual event that it is. It is always a couple of weeks of everything wonderful about college sports and the great game of baseball. And then a couple of “proud Aggies” came along- and judging by the seats, they are most likely either insiders or wealthy donors- and took a great big dump all over it. And they certainly wanted the world to know what school they represented. I assume that these disgusting excuses for human beings assumed or knew that they would be celebrated as heroes at A&M by making such a disgusting spectacle of themselves. It’s incumbent on A&M fans alumni and students to denounce these horrible creatures, disassociate from them (yes, sometimes a “cancel” is appropriate) and make it very clear that those days are over at A&M.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

https://preview.redd.it/jkxpkmpni47d1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f442466ca8a8f2158368ad10307d59a15a6c1600


Bort_Bortson

But if you were to say a bad thing about Reveille they would cry that's too mean before calling for your execution


doyouunderstandlife

Texas A&M is a cult


32RH

Yes. These guys suck though.


Canadianweedrules420

How could you Zac effron I really liked Ricky staniki


Spider-Nutz

I've never met an Aggie who wasn't an absolute piece of shit. My whole family went to A&M, and they're all racists and homophobes


swiftadan

East Texas Aggies are something else. Absolutely vile.


Decent_Grapefruit508

OPOA clearly hasn't ever heard of the first ammendment and to say you can't come back to a city over words is a huge huge ass lawsuit waiting to happen. I don't agree with what they did but it's just words and I hope they sue Omaha into the Dogshit oblivion


Souporsam12

The first amendment allows you to speak out against the government, it doesn’t free you of consequences of being an asshole.


godieweird

I heard they were both tarred & feathered and left in Council Bluffs near the airport.


Mashu_Nair

well well well. Leave it to the you know who’s to say insensitive shit.


godieweird

😂


MaxPower836

Let me take a wild guess as to how they vote


newaccount14692085

Legally


StretchFrenchTerry

Red with rage.


BrutalGuise

Looks like Bruce Jenner and Dylan Mulvaney before they transitioned.


Benzene15

Aggies specifically, leave the horns outta this


DeepBlue20015

I thought they were vendors at first!


TalleyBand

Fucking Aggies. Always expect the worse from them.


Potential_Leg4423

Average baseball fan


Conscious-Radish-884

It's always Texas A&M...


tatang2015

Stay classy Texas


KnickedUp

Ugh, these guys are probably Dude Perfect subscribers


sundancekid005

Typical Aggies


Dseltzer1212

Embracing your inner hatred…..normalizing hate, the gift from Donald Trump that keeps on giving


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godieweird

I think it was just too many jello shots honestly


rcheek1710

Punishment should be forcing them to be a not gay whatsoever Yell Leader.


Past-Discount-52

Ted Cruz voters for sure.


allmimsyburogrove

Magats no doubt


Regulat10

Have these twats been outed already?


AnywhereMajestic2377

Internet, do your work in identifying these motherfuckers.


Melodic-Geologist532

A sad day for the two classiest people this prestigious university has molded.


TalleyBand

How does this not already have 1000 upvotes?!


Dear_Alternative_437

The bat boy was part of the team, hence he's fair game to be insulted.


Canadianweedrules420

The bat boy was murdered by his own father. Hence not fair game.


Appalachianhb77

We don’t know what they said. If it was giving the coach shit for being a cheating POS that had a part in getting the boys killed, that’s fair game. Saying anything negative about the boy is not. Until a recording comes out of what they said it’s all speculation.


Canadianweedrules420

Yeah I would agree with that


jimhabfan

Texas continues to live up to it’s motto as the one star state.


Tiberius-Dawn

M&A fans suck


Mightbeagoat

Young Mitch McConnell looking mfer


arkitektmsh

As a Texan, we’re not all like that. Also, pretty classy representation of the Aggies. There are plenty of people down here that share in the disgust.


ajr101998

Typical Aggie behavior


ReticulatedPasta

Classiest aTm fans


Efficient-Profit9611

I bet I know who they vote for


Silent_Spell_3415

![gif](giphy|LpkBAUDg53FI8xLmg1|downsized)


Silly_Issue_9026

If you don't like stereotypes...maybe stop behaving exactly as you expect us to?


Silent_Spell_3415

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Silly_Issue_9026

I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would appreciate this.


FacePalmAdInfinitum

Over the outcome of a fucking COLLEGE BASEBALL GAME. Jfc get a life


godieweird

Especially in Omaha, they literally ran them out of town


Can_Haz_Cheezburger

Whaddya expect from Texans in Nebraska?


ribsforherpleasure

Usual A&M fans.


ThisCryptographer311

Or in Florida. Or Arizona. Or upstate New York. Or parts of North Carolina. Or parts of Tennessee.


FredGetson

ATM? Works better.