Odd fact here: Boston was also the last team to integrate.
Big issue the racist is going to have is with the recent years (last 20 or so) have all been minorities. He can always just roll with Ted Williams and be set.
whats shooting nazi's got to do with being a good hitter? no way in fucking hell is a scrub who faced only white boys on 6-8 different teams a top hitter of all time. Theres guys nowadays who face upwards of 700 plus pitchers pumping 100+ mph fastballs with insane movement let alone off speed pitches and thats within the first 4 years of their careers
Ted Williams is an all time inflated player i dont hear any bullshit about how he was elite LMAO
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whats shooting nazi's got to do with being a good hitter? no way in fucking hell is a scrub who faced only white boys on 6-8 different teams a top hitter of all time. Theres guys nowadays who face upwards of 700 plus pitchers pumping 100+ mph fastballs with insane movement let alone off speed pitches and thats within the first 4 years of their careers
Ted Williams is an all time inflated player i dont hear any bullshit about how he was elite LMAO
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Do you smoke meth? If so, the Chicago White Sox.
Do you carry a knife with you in public? If so, the LA Dodgers.
If you do both, you can root for any team you want to whenever they come into town to play the Marlins or Rays, because you live in Florida.
Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
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Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
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If you're white and racist, Marlins wouldn't work because of the amount of Cubans.
But if you're Cuban and racist and think that you're white, then you'd fit right in with the Marlins
the Tampa Bay Rays are the definition of a poverty franchise, known for their comically-low attendance and inability to sell out a stadium. they are among the largest revenue-sharing recipients, meaning they take a shit-ton of money from the player’s union (who have actually filed grievances against them for not managing that money properly). think of a 35-year old man living in their moms’ basement, and spending money on video games instead of getting a job. that’s a good comparison to describe what the Rays are to the rest of the league. if the MLB had a more cutthroat business model, teams like the Rays would have moved or been disbanded ages ago, instead of feeding off of the popular teams like a parasite feeds on its host. the Rays are utterly useless, and irrelevant. The Rays are the least essential sports team in North America. if not for COVID, yankee chants would have swarmed Tropicana Field during the Rays’ supposed “home games”. their 8,000 fans are very happy about this ALDS win though, im sure. fucking losers.
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every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"
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every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"
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hi from japan
I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher
summary
1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one
2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball
details
about 1
a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder
if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break
some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong
about 2
Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different
(edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that)
1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective
2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective
and he has also so fast ball around 100miles
so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball
That’s why he would be more great Pitcher"
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Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
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I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team.
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I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team.
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the Tampa Bay Rays are the definition of a poverty franchise, known for their comically-low attendance and inability to sell out a stadium. they are among the largest revenue-sharing recipients, meaning they take a shit-ton of money from the player’s union (who have actually filed grievances against them for not managing that money properly). think of a 35-year old man living in their moms’ basement, and spending money on video games instead of getting a job. that’s a good comparison to describe what the Rays are to the rest of the league. if the MLB had a more cutthroat business model, teams like the Rays would have moved or been disbanded ages ago, instead of feeding off of the popular teams like a parasite feeds on its host. the Rays are utterly useless, and irrelevant. The Rays are the least essential sports team in North America. if not for COVID, yankee chants would have swarmed Tropicana Field during the Rays’ supposed “home games”. their 8,000 fans are very happy about this ALDS win though, im sure. fucking losers.
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Yes, we Cardinals fans were the biggest supporters of
of noted Nordic baseball players Albert Pujols and Yadier Molina.
(There are some backwards people in Cardinals country tho 😬)
lol poo holes
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I shouldnt expect anything else than a narrow-minded and elitist opinion from 'DA BEST FANS IN BASEBALL', so that doesnt surprise me.
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[I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!!](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mlb-umpire-rob-drake-twitter-baseball-civil-war-president-donald-trump/) #MAGA2020
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I detect sarcasm. How could you even say that? The Cardinals played against the Giants at Rickwood Field. Where the NEGRO LEAGUES were played. That’s like calling me a racist after seeing me IN BROAD DAYLIGHT ordering from a Sharks Fish & Chicken.
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I shouldnt expect anything else than a narrow-minded and elitist opinion from 'DA BEST FANS IN BASEBALL', so that doesnt surprise me.
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As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface???
Wtf is this racist piece of shit?
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I love how the mascot has progressively gained a blacker body overall and yet the original bird is literally a bird with blackface
A team that loves to short change it's foreign and dark skinned players, but breaks the bank with organizationally record setting deals for white guys. The team of the Confederacy, ahem, the south.
[The Yankees are the ultimate evil in sport. If there were a team made up of 9 Hitlers and they were playing the Yankees? Go Fightin Hitlers](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1uysy6/alex_rodriguez_suspended_for_162_games/cemzsoo/)
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I was gonna write a funny comment, but damn these comments are really making me realize just *how many* teams this could apply to. My vote would still be the Red Sox because… yeah.
Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
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Damn this is a hard choice. You have the East Coast Nazis (the New York Yankees) and the West Coast Nazis (the Los Angeles Dodgers). You then have the Atlanta Braves who are named after an incredibly racist caricature of Indigenous warriors. You also have the Texas Rangers, whose namesake were slave catchers and fought for the Confederacy in the Civil War. Then you have the St. Louis Cardinals and while nothing the team itself does is racist, a lot of their fans are.
Hope this helps!
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We really are the relevancy sponge of the baseball world. No one give a shit about us. Me make one of the most unbelievable post season runs and we're still an afterthought, more celebrated for beating the most hated teams in baseball than for being a good team at any point. Every neutral broadcast seems to be against us at all times rooting instead for poverty franchises with smaller fan bases. Everyone seems to root against us at all times and no matter who we have or what we do we can't get any of the attention. We're hosting the 2024 all star game and so far zero Rangers are in the starting lineup, instead it's three orioles, three cheaters, two yankees, and whoever the fuck jose ramirez is. We have one of only four ever 2 time world series MVPs and no one pays any attention to him or the rest of the team. Two of the best active pitchers in baseball and both of them feel irrelevant nowadays. What about us makes us so uninteresting to most of the baseball world?
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[The Yankees are the ultimate evil in sport. If there were a team made up of 9 Hitlers and they were playing the Yankees? Go Fightin Hitlers](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1uysy6/alex_rodriguez_suspended_for_162_games/cemzsoo/)
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I’m not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles).
I can’t freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team would’ve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely can’t freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations don’t lose these games.
Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldn’t be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldn’t buy a freakin' hit after being an “All-Star”. Rob doesn’t seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having “a good year up to this point” is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the “aggressive” GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player.
Still love the Phillies though.
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the Tampa Bay Rays are the definition of a poverty franchise, known for their comically-low attendance and inability to sell out a stadium. they are among the largest revenue-sharing recipients, meaning they take a shit-ton of money from the player’s union (who have actually filed grievances against them for not managing that money properly). think of a 35-year old man living in their moms’ basement, and spending money on video games instead of getting a job. that’s a good comparison to describe what the Rays are to the rest of the league. if the MLB had a more cutthroat business model, teams like the Rays would have moved or been disbanded ages ago, instead of feeding off of the popular teams like a parasite feeds on its host. the Rays are utterly useless, and irrelevant. The Rays are the least essential sports team in North America. if not for COVID, yankee chants would have swarmed Tropicana Field during the Rays’ supposed “home games”. their 8,000 fans are very happy about this ALDS win though, im sure. fucking losers.
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Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team.
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Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team.
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Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team.
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As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface???
Wtf is this racist piece of shit?
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Thank you for your continued support of Rogers Communications
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Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team.
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I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team.
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Great sport for you to get into! They just played a game honoring the negro leagues where the only black player between both teams was one guy who's half white
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I’m not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles).
I can’t freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team would’ve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely can’t freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations don’t lose these games.
Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldn’t be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldn’t buy a freakin' hit after being an “All-Star”. Rob doesn’t seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having “a good year up to this point” is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the “aggressive” GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player.
Still love the Phillies though.
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LONG LIVE YOUPPI!
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This reminds me of an old MADTV skit in which a rich Native American bought all the teams he found offensive and renamed them to things mocking white people. I remember the Kleveland Klan and the Washington Rednecks.
As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface???
Wtf is this racist piece of shit?
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Lol mets
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We really are the relevancy sponge of the baseball world. No one give a shit about us. Me make one of the most unbelievable post season runs and we're still an afterthought, more celebrated for beating the most hated teams in baseball than for being a good team at any point. Every neutral broadcast seems to be against us at all times rooting instead for poverty franchises with smaller fan bases. Everyone seems to root against us at all times and no matter who we have or what we do we can't get any of the attention. We're hosting the 2024 all star game and so far zero Rangers are in the starting lineup, instead it's three orioles, three cheaters, two yankees, and whoever the fuck jose ramirez is. We have one of only four ever 2 time world series MVPs and no one pays any attention to him or the rest of the team. Two of the best active pitchers in baseball and both of them feel irrelevant nowadays. What about us makes us so uninteresting to most of the baseball world?
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I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame.
I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home.
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Your team is the Cincinnati Reds. They have a glorious ownership history most notably Marge Schott She did “not see” anything wrong with making comments supporting The German economics in the 1940’s and their leader at the time.
I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame.
I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home.
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The White Sox sound perfect for you. located on the south side of Chicago in Bridgeport which is a historically racist enclave of blue collar Irish and Italians.
Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
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The Boston Mark Wahlbergs (known by some as the “Red Sox”) have done time for assaulting several minorities.
Tom YawKKKey approves this message
Odd fact here: Boston was also the last team to integrate. Big issue the racist is going to have is with the recent years (last 20 or so) have all been minorities. He can always just roll with Ted Williams and be set.
Old Teddie was actually Mexican.
Ahhh yes, good ol’ Tedro Willtinez, the story goes when he joined the military they made him change his name since he was undocumented
No that’s not a joke. His mom was Mexican, although he never identified as Mexican.
whats shooting nazi's got to do with being a good hitter? no way in fucking hell is a scrub who faced only white boys on 6-8 different teams a top hitter of all time. Theres guys nowadays who face upwards of 700 plus pitchers pumping 100+ mph fastballs with insane movement let alone off speed pitches and thats within the first 4 years of their careers Ted Williams is an all time inflated player i dont hear any bullshit about how he was elite LMAO *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ted Williams was amazing for his time. In 70 years our greatest hitters will be scrubs. Everything progresses and context should be added.
whats shooting nazi's got to do with being a good hitter? no way in fucking hell is a scrub who faced only white boys on 6-8 different teams a top hitter of all time. Theres guys nowadays who face upwards of 700 plus pitchers pumping 100+ mph fastballs with insane movement let alone off speed pitches and thats within the first 4 years of their careers Ted Williams is an all time inflated player i dont hear any bullshit about how he was elite LMAO *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fuck Yawkey
Bruins were the first NHL team to integrate so Boston is a mixed bag tbf
They only integrated because of intense pressure from the league 14 years after Jackie Robinson so they can’t blame them for not trying
Do you smoke meth? If so, the Chicago White Sox. Do you carry a knife with you in public? If so, the LA Dodgers. If you do both, you can root for any team you want to whenever they come into town to play the Marlins or Rays, because you live in Florida.
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Good bot.
Can't choose the White Sox. Stadium is way too close proximity to neighborhoods you really really don't wanna be racist in
Yeah buts it’s located in a neighborhood you can be really racist in (as long as you can tolerate Italians)
nah they say we're black people turned inside out
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If you're white and racist, Marlins wouldn't work because of the amount of Cubans. But if you're Cuban and racist and think that you're white, then you'd fit right in with the Marlins
the Tampa Bay Rays are the definition of a poverty franchise, known for their comically-low attendance and inability to sell out a stadium. they are among the largest revenue-sharing recipients, meaning they take a shit-ton of money from the player’s union (who have actually filed grievances against them for not managing that money properly). think of a 35-year old man living in their moms’ basement, and spending money on video games instead of getting a job. that’s a good comparison to describe what the Rays are to the rest of the league. if the MLB had a more cutthroat business model, teams like the Rays would have moved or been disbanded ages ago, instead of feeding off of the popular teams like a parasite feeds on its host. the Rays are utterly useless, and irrelevant. The Rays are the least essential sports team in North America. if not for COVID, yankee chants would have swarmed Tropicana Field during the Rays’ supposed “home games”. their 8,000 fans are very happy about this ALDS win though, im sure. fucking losers. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hey automod, what’s your opinions on Shohei Ohtani, The angels, The pirates, the tampa bay Rays and the white Sox
every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
As an Angels fan, this hits really close to home. It's painfully accurate but still hurts.
every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
hi from japan I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher summary 1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one 2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball details about 1 a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong about 2 Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different (edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that) 1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective 2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective and he has also so fast ball around 100miles so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball That’s why he would be more great Pitcher" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
FYI it’s “fewer hits,” not “less hits”. Any Pirates fan should know tha-oh my god here comes the automod off the top rope!
I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hahaha
the Tampa Bay Rays are the definition of a poverty franchise, known for their comically-low attendance and inability to sell out a stadium. they are among the largest revenue-sharing recipients, meaning they take a shit-ton of money from the player’s union (who have actually filed grievances against them for not managing that money properly). think of a 35-year old man living in their moms’ basement, and spending money on video games instead of getting a job. that’s a good comparison to describe what the Rays are to the rest of the league. if the MLB had a more cutthroat business model, teams like the Rays would have moved or been disbanded ages ago, instead of feeding off of the popular teams like a parasite feeds on its host. the Rays are utterly useless, and irrelevant. The Rays are the least essential sports team in North America. if not for COVID, yankee chants would have swarmed Tropicana Field during the Rays’ supposed “home games”. their 8,000 fans are very happy about this ALDS win though, im sure. fucking losers. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Your team is the Sr. Louis Cardinals. They love hardworking, classy players that play the game the whi... I mean right way.
And if anything goes wrong it's a minority's fault
Yes, we Cardinals fans were the biggest supporters of of noted Nordic baseball players Albert Pujols and Yadier Molina. (There are some backwards people in Cardinals country tho 😬)
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Hispanics are hardworking, blacks are not (/s?)
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Hey everyone, this guys not racist, he has brown friends (who just so happen to go to Glenn Beck rallies)
Get real. Your fanbase is at bare minimum 80% ringwormed Trump trash.
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I detect sarcasm. How could you even say that? The Cardinals played against the Giants at Rickwood Field. Where the NEGRO LEAGUES were played. That’s like calling me a racist after seeing me IN BROAD DAYLIGHT ordering from a Sharks Fish & Chicken.
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i’m from stl. this is factual (that missourians are more often than not racist)
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Whitey Herzog…clever name or coincidence?
Then the Orioles are the team for you! I mean just look at our newest star prospects!
Are we sure that Jackson Holliday isn’t the heir to the aryan kingdom?
I thought it was Gunnar Henderson?
It's totally Gunnar
why is the bird in blackface?
Not to mention the mascot
*Prospekkkts
Cedric Mullins traded by the end of the season
they’re gonna need to shop for a new token black guy at the deadline
As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface??? Wtf is this racist piece of shit? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
https://preview.redd.it/p68nz0pvf39d1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04d50a78108291b42f558b708b985c7872e472b I love how the mascot has progressively gained a blacker body overall and yet the original bird is literally a bird with blackface
Home of Jackie Robinson is whiter
Rockies. Their Mascot even sounds like a slut That was supposed to say Slur
He can be both
Stupid Sexy Dinger
Dinger please
Rockies are the smacked out former babes hanging outside the players parking lot hoping to catch wind of the third string catcher’s protective cup
There's a team in Atlanta that was made just for you.
The chopping Barves?
Nah it’s merely a karate chop. People from Atl know.
Wax on, wax off oooooh oohhhh aaaahhh ooooohhaaaahhhhhaha.
A team that loves to short change it's foreign and dark skinned players, but breaks the bank with organizationally record setting deals for white guys. The team of the Confederacy, ahem, the south.
Cope
the new york nazis (know to others as the yankees) are a perfect fit
Your flair is funny for this post
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The Chicago Whites are pretty good
With a name and a roster like that how could you ever be bad
I was gonna write a funny comment, but damn these comments are really making me realize just *how many* teams this could apply to. My vote would still be the Red Sox because… yeah.
Red Sox for the most like minded individuals. White Sox for the most similar clothing.
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Damn this is a hard choice. You have the East Coast Nazis (the New York Yankees) and the West Coast Nazis (the Los Angeles Dodgers). You then have the Atlanta Braves who are named after an incredibly racist caricature of Indigenous warriors. You also have the Texas Rangers, whose namesake were slave catchers and fought for the Confederacy in the Civil War. Then you have the St. Louis Cardinals and while nothing the team itself does is racist, a lot of their fans are. Hope this helps!
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We really are the relevancy sponge of the baseball world. No one give a shit about us. Me make one of the most unbelievable post season runs and we're still an afterthought, more celebrated for beating the most hated teams in baseball than for being a good team at any point. Every neutral broadcast seems to be against us at all times rooting instead for poverty franchises with smaller fan bases. Everyone seems to root against us at all times and no matter who we have or what we do we can't get any of the attention. We're hosting the 2024 all star game and so far zero Rangers are in the starting lineup, instead it's three orioles, three cheaters, two yankees, and whoever the fuck jose ramirez is. We have one of only four ever 2 time world series MVPs and no one pays any attention to him or the rest of the team. Two of the best active pitchers in baseball and both of them feel irrelevant nowadays. What about us makes us so uninteresting to most of the baseball world? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Naw, LA is not a white place, you’ll get stabbed or put into a coma if you’re a racist there…
/hj Same with Apartheid South Africa and yet racism was enforced by the State
Yeah not racist. They’ll just put white people into comas and/or cause permanent brain damage because they hate racism so much.
How are the Yankees nazis exactly?
All our good players are aryan sons of God.
If it's minorities you have a problem with, the Philadelphia Phillies have a very white team. Maybe the whitest in the league.
I’m not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles). I can’t freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team would’ve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely can’t freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations don’t lose these games. Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldn’t be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldn’t buy a freakin' hit after being an “All-Star”. Rob doesn’t seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having “a good year up to this point” is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the “aggressive” GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player. Still love the Phillies though. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
dark horse candidate, but check out the Washington Karens. i've heard they call the cops when black guys get too loud near their dugout
Any. This sport is welcome to ALL racists from ALL walks of life
hey depending on the year the rays can have a lineup with maybe 1 or 2 people that speak english as their first language
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hey fuck you bot
As a Red Sox fan I can always be as racist I want and no one ever bats an eye, we'd love to have another racist fan supporting our team.
Only team torii hunter had on his no trade clause unfortunately
https://preview.redd.it/bjyuzr6wq59d1.jpeg?width=3544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0df9109a503772d508d468b36391e0522edf12f surprised no one said cardinals
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If you don’t hate Jews, join the Boston Red SoKKKs. If you do, YanKKKees. But don’t you fucking dare pick option 2.
I smell a boston fan in the making will work in any sport in your case
Boston red cocks
Cardinals and it’s not close
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Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Cleveland Guardians who have erased native American influence on the sport. If you are a libtard go root for the braves
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It’s the Braves and it’s not close
You’d fit in with Boston pretty well.
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Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
How can it not be Boston?
Orioles cuz of their mascot
As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface??? Wtf is this racist piece of shit? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[2003 Blue Jays were your team brother](https://canadafreepress.com/2003/media070703.htm)
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Cleveland Indians
Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pittsburgh Pirates . We’re not pirates bandits and thieves back in the 18th century .
I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Clearly the braves
Great sport for you to get into! They just played a game honoring the negro leagues where the only black player between both teams was one guy who's half white
As a racist you have a choice, either the Cardinals or the Braves.
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The Phillies were the last team in the NL to integrate. And their stars all look pretty classy!! I’d say u have a winner!!😃
I’m not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles). I can’t freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team would’ve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely can’t freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations don’t lose these games. Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldn’t be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldn’t buy a freakin' hit after being an “All-Star”. Rob doesn’t seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having “a good year up to this point” is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the “aggressive” GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player. Still love the Phillies though. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Do you enjoy aggressively defiant cultural appropriation along with your racism? If so, the Atlanta Braves are the team for you!
Boston Braves
Red sox
Atlanta Braves, they even mock native Americans with their tomahawk chop
Montreal Excludes
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This reminds me of an old MADTV skit in which a rich Native American bought all the teams he found offensive and renamed them to things mocking white people. I remember the Kleveland Klan and the Washington Rednecks.
Orioles
As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface??? Wtf is this racist piece of shit? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Well, I’ve been to half the MLB parks and the only one that featured a pregame announcement asking fans to refrain from racial slurs was Fenway, so…
I'd Say the Mets, but the fanbase is largely Jews.
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Jankees, Red Sox, Cardinals, Braves and Rangers would all be amazing fits
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We really are the relevancy sponge of the baseball world. No one give a shit about us. Me make one of the most unbelievable post season runs and we're still an afterthought, more celebrated for beating the most hated teams in baseball than for being a good team at any point. Every neutral broadcast seems to be against us at all times rooting instead for poverty franchises with smaller fan bases. Everyone seems to root against us at all times and no matter who we have or what we do we can't get any of the attention. We're hosting the 2024 all star game and so far zero Rangers are in the starting lineup, instead it's three orioles, three cheaters, two yankees, and whoever the fuck jose ramirez is. We have one of only four ever 2 time world series MVPs and no one pays any attention to him or the rest of the team. Two of the best active pitchers in baseball and both of them feel irrelevant nowadays. What about us makes us so uninteresting to most of the baseball world? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Atlanta Braves is the only correct answer.
Next year, the KKK will have a team. There you go.
I didn't even have to enter the thread and I knew the Red Sox was the right answer. Good work, guys.
AL East stays winning.
Braves
Atlanta dude
Rockies. Wait until you hear what the mascots name is.
A’s or Reds have made outstanding strides in the racial fields the last 3-10 years.
I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You’d fit in well as one of the “best fans in baseball” located in St Louis
anything Boston
Your team is the Cincinnati Reds. They have a glorious ownership history most notably Marge Schott She did “not see” anything wrong with making comments supporting The German economics in the 1940’s and their leader at the time.
I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Braves fans literally get to be racist at their games so I feel like this is a no brainer
The White Sox sound perfect for you. located on the south side of Chicago in Bridgeport which is a historically racist enclave of blue collar Irish and Italians.
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1. Boston, by a long shot. 2. New York 3. Philadelphia
Oh boy do I have the team for you. They’re called the New York Yankees
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Where’s the moderator? This is a JOKE! 💩
You should check out NASCAR IndyCar or F1 instead. They’re ALL racists
Braves
If it's racism, you'll fit right into Boston.
Maybe you should watch NASCAR or Hockey as the league is 60 percent minorities