You would think that in his guise as a playboy, to keep up his charade and draw attention off him and his limelight that he would intentionally have a bastard. It could work both ways, though. On the upside, it would be an excellent cover since his record is fairly neat and he holds himself accountable in society. If I was a baddie, it'd make sense that the rich guy without any sons would be a likely bat candidate.
On the cons, baddie finds out and it'd be huge leverage. Plus a ton of baggage for the kid, who'd honestly get indoctrinated into the bat family at some point anyways
Well we've got Damian, there's your illegitimate child right there lol. Don't think he would intentionally get a girl pregnant tho, he cares about kids too much to go through with that idea and it would be used as leverage in his bat life.
I know he's a man-whore but he does have an image to uphold 🤣
The Talia rape thing was a retcon that happened because the writer misremembered and shouldn’t be how people remember him being conceived! In current continuity it was consensual
Bruce seems responsible enough to use protection, especially if he knows he’s sleeping with a woman who herself may have multiple sexual partners. And dude’s meant to be a physically peak human, I’m sure his pullout game is fantastic.
It depends on the writer. Under some writers, Bruce does get around a lot. Under others, he's only seen in public with most of these women for appearances, but usually doesn't actually sleep any of them outside of the main love interests he's had.
How does he have time to both pork and bat?
Does he spend his night porking sophisticated ladies or beating up the baddies as Batman?
I find it difficult he can do both?
Imagine you get your ass beaten by Batman for breaking into a jewelry store, then he just stands over your twitching body and begins unbuckling his belt...
Also, different writers have paired him with different characters. He could be monogamous in both stories, but to the reader's memory he was with both women.
Most versions of Bruce in his prime are early to mid 30s. An early to mid 30s guy being into a 23 year old woman isn’t really out of the ordinary. It only gets weird when the dude is old enough to be her dad.
In Batman: Year One, he greeted Jim Gordon and his wife Barbara in a bathrobe when Jim came to visit Wayne Manor and suspected he was Batman. Bruce made sure to play the part of a casual, playboy billionaire to throw him off and even had an escort with him to sell it. He crosses his legs in front of Barbar, which disgusts her, and she later tells Gordon that she thinks he’s a pig. Which is funny because prior to that impression, she was actually looking forward to meeting him.
Dick's been around for 80 years. His list of love interests is pretty small for that amount of time. And he's more often than not been in long term commited relationships.
The different between Bruce and dick is dick is probably enjoying the sex and Bruce is probably thinking how he can upgrade is Batmobile or how contingency plans during sex
Yeah, i guess it depends on how you imagine Batman. I like to think Christian bale Bruce is definitive to me, like bored with surface level people but pretending to be one. I think you're probably right, but I doubt he's sleeping with even a majority of the girls he's seen with
He’s only flirting with them so he can find an excuse to get out of this party, but once they were out of sight, he immediately finds another excuse for his late night date with Gotham. He wouldn’t have time to be Batman if he’s really screwing around with so many women.
Bruce Wayne is absolutely a manslut that also kinda attracts sluts.
But Batman has the discipline and acquired taste which is why he can’t get over either WW or Catwoman. You can call Bruce a whore but when he’s Batman that’s basically a different person.
It probably depends on the version, but I take it as Bruce putting on a facade and trying to make himself look irresponsible to people suspecting he might be Batman.
He does have many lovers across many stories--Andrea, Selina, Talia, Vicki, probably more--but notice it's usually one at a time.
Again depending on the version, Bruce may have totally slept around with multiple women, whether for pleasure seeking or an elaborate misdirect. And if it's an elaborate misdirect, he probably does enjoy it on some level. Bruce is singleminded and antisocial, but he is still human. I wouldn't put it past him to get overcome with passion and bed with someone from time to time, especially with all the stress and lonliness he goes through.
Yes, and the whole point of him exhibiting “hoe behavior” is to throw off suspicion that he could be Batman. You see this charming billionaire fuckboy with a different lady on his arm at every gala and you think to yourself, “There’s no way someone like *this* could be Batman, even if he could afford it.” It’s also why even when some people figure out the Wayne/Batman connection, they assume that he’s just funding Batman, not that he’s Batman himself.
I always thought it was just for show because of they did the biz, as soon as he takes of his shirt with all of the scars and wounds any person with basic thinking skills would be like “are you Batman?”
If they were all in the same storyline then maybe. But he doesn't have a bunch of kids running around and probably only pursues certain women. So I wouldn't say he is.
Not really, it’s mostly an act so that people look at Bruce Wayne and see some sleezy guy so that when compared to Batman there is very few similarities to be noticed.
Of course he has slept with women before but that’s usually people he knew and already had some kind of romance with such as Catwoman, Talia Al Ghul, Wonder Woman, and Zatanna.
However those were out of love and the girls he has around the manor when he’s Bruce Wayne are largely payed to pretend like there his lovers when in reality they don’t have any sexual relations, at least from what I know.
I always imagined the play boy act was either too hammy or not convincing when Bruce pulls it. Like he either comes off as a shut in still or incredibly raunchy to other upper class socialites.
And he doesn’t actually sleep with most of his dates but both parties are typically happy to imply they did.
Well it depends on the writers some he sleeps around to keep his cover, which is not very moral, in others he only sleep with his live interests but not with the models he hire like in batman year one, where that made the sex worker think him and alfred were perverts bruce one who gets of not on sex but on exposing himself as a playboy and alfred as a voyeur, which helps bruce cover as a eccentric billionaire
If it’s inappropriate to slut-shame women, can we have the decency to not do the same to men?
Bruce Wayne’s promiscuity is a result of his psychological issues.
I don't think I implied anywhere in the post that I was shaming him...I support *all* "hoe" behavior
And i guess you could chalk it up to psych issues... but it's also possible that he just enjoys sex lol
No
If a man or a woman likes to hookup with a lot of different people then so what? Why does there have to be a name with negative connotation associated with it?
He is, in the immortal words of Tony Stark: A "genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
Given that he’s (mostly) been able to avoid fathering a load of bastards, does he use bat-condoms or has he had a bat-ectomy?
Neither, he pulls out like a *gentleman*
I don't know why, but that struck me just right. I needed a laugh, thanks.
Now read it in Lex.Luthors voice. "Are you gonna wash your hands" "No, Because I'm evil"
[Gonna post the clip that comes from because it needs to be seen.](https://youtu.be/PbtW58x08GE?feature=shared) 🤣
He knows when it's time to depart the batcave.
You would think that in his guise as a playboy, to keep up his charade and draw attention off him and his limelight that he would intentionally have a bastard. It could work both ways, though. On the upside, it would be an excellent cover since his record is fairly neat and he holds himself accountable in society. If I was a baddie, it'd make sense that the rich guy without any sons would be a likely bat candidate. On the cons, baddie finds out and it'd be huge leverage. Plus a ton of baggage for the kid, who'd honestly get indoctrinated into the bat family at some point anyways
Well we've got Damian, there's your illegitimate child right there lol. Don't think he would intentionally get a girl pregnant tho, he cares about kids too much to go through with that idea and it would be used as leverage in his bat life. I know he's a man-whore but he does have an image to uphold 🤣
I believe it's called a bat-out
He slips a plan B into their morning orange juice
I'd bet there's a compartment in the utility belt full of em, marked with little bat symbols. Plan B(at).
Imagine his condoms are black and have little bat wings
Okay, I’m imagining it. Now what?
You should be pregnant by now.
Lmfao
Neither. Bruce practice the arts of pulling out (except for Talia, he failed that one)
She’s crazy and we all know crazy girls have the gorilla grip
I swear, every single comment on this post is gold
Leg locked
He didn’t fail that one, she basically roofie’d him. Talia also seems the type to do the unbreakable leg lock.
Talia got that assassin's grip fr fr
bat kegel to facial. then by the time she wipes it out her eyes, he's mysteriously vanished
💀🦇🦇🦇
Bro just sniffs when a woman is fertile and says "nope" /j
I mean considering Helena Wayne and Damian exsist I dont think he does
I mean, Helena was when he was married, and Talia r*ped him for Damian so they’re outliers
I was talking about the bat-ectomy part
That makes more sense
The Talia rape thing was a retcon that happened because the writer misremembered and shouldn’t be how people remember him being conceived! In current continuity it was consensual
Bruce seems responsible enough to use protection, especially if he knows he’s sleeping with a woman who herself may have multiple sexual partners. And dude’s meant to be a physically peak human, I’m sure his pullout game is fantastic.
It depends on the writer. Under some writers, Bruce does get around a lot. Under others, he's only seen in public with most of these women for appearances, but usually doesn't actually sleep any of them outside of the main love interests he's had.
How does he have time to both pork and bat? Does he spend his night porking sophisticated ladies or beating up the baddies as Batman? I find it difficult he can do both?
Crime then penetration
Imagine you get your ass beaten by Batman for breaking into a jewelry store, then he just stands over your twitching body and begins unbuckling his belt...
We've got Bueno Excellente for that
Nothing gets bats prepped for the in-out in-out like a little bit of ultraviolence
Also, different writers have paired him with different characters. He could be monogamous in both stories, but to the reader's memory he was with both women.
No Bruce Wayne is not a farming equipment 
Batman fucks
No he doesn't. He just uses them for show💀 He definitely does fuck Selina Tho. And Talia.
He would need to fuck the women to keep up the show. Can't have dozens of young women telling stories about how he took them home and didn't.
Man fucks
…23 year olds.
Most versions of Bruce in his prime are early to mid 30s. An early to mid 30s guy being into a 23 year old woman isn’t really out of the ordinary. It only gets weird when the dude is old enough to be her dad.
So what you're saying is Leonardo diCaprio is playing him in the next movie?
typical fatherless behavior.
Hey Alfred is trying his BEST!!
LMFAOOOOO
In the eyes of the general public, he probably would. Helps to keep up the playboy image.
I’m sure that’s how he wants to be perceived but I don’t think he really is
I imagine that his life has been so unusual and so extreme that relating to anyone is quite difficult. I doubt he would enjoy most relationships.
Yes
Fo sho!
A man-whore, if you will
That is exactly the image he's going for.
Oh, Bruce is SUCH a slut
He is a hoe.
Didn't he flash Jim Gordon's wife?
Batman: Year One. Might've only been in the animated version and not the original comic, I'm not sure.
Yeah so it qualifies him then lol
He did WHAT?!?
 In the name of justice for Gotham of course.
In Batman: Year One, he greeted Jim Gordon and his wife Barbara in a bathrobe when Jim came to visit Wayne Manor and suspected he was Batman. Bruce made sure to play the part of a casual, playboy billionaire to throw him off and even had an escort with him to sell it. He crosses his legs in front of Barbar, which disgusts her, and she later tells Gordon that she thinks he’s a pig. Which is funny because prior to that impression, she was actually looking forward to meeting him.
The term is "playboy"
I was going to say that. It’s literally in the title
There are many ways to refer to same thing,depends on person
I don't know about Bruce Wayne, but Dick Grayson, Matt Murdock and Tony Stark DEFINITELY are.
Who do you think taught him how to put the "Dick" in Dick Grayson???
Phrasing…..
Ayo wtf?!
Dick really doesn't get around *that* much.
You sure about that? Batgirl, Starfire,Huntress, That Pirate queen chick...he even went out on a date with Supergirl when he was still Robin.
Dick's been around for 80 years. His list of love interests is pretty small for that amount of time. And he's more often than not been in long term commited relationships.
Dick has said a few times he can only have sex if he feels a connection with that person, so he isen't getting that much action.
The different between Bruce and dick is dick is probably enjoying the sex and Bruce is probably thinking how he can upgrade is Batmobile or how contingency plans during sex
Lol.
Where is the last slide from?
Catwoman #2 (2011)
And by no means am I slut shaming, I support **ALL** man-whore activities!!!
Yes, that isn’t even a question
I think Bruce likes to make it seem like he's constantly having sex with these girls but he probably ditches them after they leave the public's sight
Yeah i know that's canon, but there's gotta be at least 1 or 2 he followed through with lol
Yeah, i guess it depends on how you imagine Batman. I like to think Christian bale Bruce is definitive to me, like bored with surface level people but pretending to be one. I think you're probably right, but I doubt he's sleeping with even a majority of the girls he's seen with
He’s only flirting with them so he can find an excuse to get out of this party, but once they were out of sight, he immediately finds another excuse for his late night date with Gotham. He wouldn’t have time to be Batman if he’s really screwing around with so many women.
Yeah I always figured it was a bit of a cover for "why is Bruce coming and going at all hours"
Eh, I think Batman would be pretty good at multitasking :)
Hmm maybe not a hoe, perhaps a Lady Killer. He’s sexy though so he gets a pass 😎
Absolutely. Bruce Wayne is the biggest hoe
Bruce Wayne is absolutely a manslut that also kinda attracts sluts. But Batman has the discipline and acquired taste which is why he can’t get over either WW or Catwoman. You can call Bruce a whore but when he’s Batman that’s basically a different person.
r/batman feels like its slowly turning into r/batmanarkham
There's a little bit of insanity in all of us lol
yeah and he passed that shit to his sons don't date a batboy save yourself
It probably depends on the version, but I take it as Bruce putting on a facade and trying to make himself look irresponsible to people suspecting he might be Batman. He does have many lovers across many stories--Andrea, Selina, Talia, Vicki, probably more--but notice it's usually one at a time. Again depending on the version, Bruce may have totally slept around with multiple women, whether for pleasure seeking or an elaborate misdirect. And if it's an elaborate misdirect, he probably does enjoy it on some level. Bruce is singleminded and antisocial, but he is still human. I wouldn't put it past him to get overcome with passion and bed with someone from time to time, especially with all the stress and lonliness he goes through.
He’s a slut. It’s all part of the act, but he still gets around.
He is a sloot
Bruce is one of the biggest manwhores in DC history
He is a hoe. And also quite a mundane alcooholic
He *is* slutty
He’s a beautiful himbo.
How about womanizer?
yeah bruce wayne is a mega hoe
Yes Bruce Wayne is a slut !
I’d say he’s more of a Bat-slut
Hoes get paid
He’s a player, a stud
No and nobody should be called that just because they like sex
Hoe by day shadow by night
Bruce is a slut. Full stop.
In the words of KRSOne "He is a SuperHoe"
He does have to keep up an image as a playboy so no one thinks he’s the Bat!
I think there are other ways to achieve that goal lmao. Bruce just likes to lay pipe on his own volition lol
I mean that is part of playing a playboy! You have to keep people talking about Bruce being a himbo.
You gotta let a ho be a ho
He does belong to the city's streets.
Yes. He needs someone to get him to settle down. A good man like Clark Kent perhaps.
If anyone is gonna tie him down (haha) it would absolutely be Superman.
I mean..... He's dated wonder woman. The man can't be tied down.
Ahhh you know... bats and supes have a *special* relationship ;)
Yes, and the whole point of him exhibiting “hoe behavior” is to throw off suspicion that he could be Batman. You see this charming billionaire fuckboy with a different lady on his arm at every gala and you think to yourself, “There’s no way someone like *this* could be Batman, even if he could afford it.” It’s also why even when some people figure out the Wayne/Batman connection, they assume that he’s just funding Batman, not that he’s Batman himself.
Nah, hoes make you pay - Bruce is a slut.
Fo sho.
Yes, but in our society, we call them rich and famous
yes
Yes
Fo sho
That's what a playboy is
Given that he’s usual cordial with women in most comics, no. Source: my biological father has multiple children with different women
No, because he does the picking.
He *is* often mad.
Bruce Wayne is a character played by Batman.
Well, isn't he supposed to be a playboy? I don't actually know what exactly a playboy is, but I think he was at one point.
I always thought it was just for show because of they did the biz, as soon as he takes of his shirt with all of the scars and wounds any person with basic thinking skills would be like “are you Batman?”
Media Darling Bruce Wayne is absolutely a hoe, actual Bruce Wayne not so much. He's just been around for 80 years of fiction.
Yeah my post is taking about media darling Bruce Wayne. We all know regular Bruce Wayne is an anti-social mess
In that case, he's 100% a hoe, at least if you were to ask the average citizen of gotham.
I believe that playboy is the preferred term.
He's Hugh Hefner at this point lol
Yup!
He's more of a pretend-hoe.
Gee I wonder if “playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne” is a playboy. The world may never know.
With some writers Bruce Wayne is absolutely a hoe but yes, Batman is not.
By design
No, he's a pussy magnet
Yes.
No really. If he's written correctly he pays girls to say they slept together to throw people off his scent but he doesn't actually sleep with anyone
I can fix him
He's a playboy
He is a fuckboi
Probably, matt reeves’ bruce wayne on the other hand though…
He's a man-a-whore
Who are the first three women?
Who cares
If they were all in the same storyline then maybe. But he doesn't have a bunch of kids running around and probably only pursues certain women. So I wouldn't say he is.
Not really, it’s mostly an act so that people look at Bruce Wayne and see some sleezy guy so that when compared to Batman there is very few similarities to be noticed. Of course he has slept with women before but that’s usually people he knew and already had some kind of romance with such as Catwoman, Talia Al Ghul, Wonder Woman, and Zatanna. However those were out of love and the girls he has around the manor when he’s Bruce Wayne are largely payed to pretend like there his lovers when in reality they don’t have any sexual relations, at least from what I know.
Did Bruce date Fire?
I always imagined the play boy act was either too hammy or not convincing when Bruce pulls it. Like he either comes off as a shut in still or incredibly raunchy to other upper class socialites. And he doesn’t actually sleep with most of his dates but both parties are typically happy to imply they did.
Yes, bruce us s slut; so is Dick
Whore!!!
Well it depends on the writers some he sleeps around to keep his cover, which is not very moral, in others he only sleep with his live interests but not with the models he hire like in batman year one, where that made the sex worker think him and alfred were perverts bruce one who gets of not on sex but on exposing himself as a playboy and alfred as a voyeur, which helps bruce cover as a eccentric billionaire
In some cases it's hinted that those models see bruce as a closeted gay person and thus they stop at that supposed secret
Fucking duh!!!
He has that dawg in him.
I mean, if I looked like Ben Affleck or Christian Bale, I’d be a chick magnet too
He probably has the herps
No. He's a hoe maker.
The term is "playboy"
Who's the woman on the 2nd page?
Well he's a PLAYBOY billionaire,kinda in the title
Yes it's part of his secret identity.
The term is Himbo
Bruce doesn’t even wanna fuck half the chicks he do, he just doing it for show 😭😭
No, he’s a hoe-maker.
I do think Bruce (at least during his earlier years) sleeps with the women he is seen alongside in public just to keep his fame as a playboy going.
Absolutely. If Bruce Wayne was real he’d be about as controversial as Donald Trump or Hugh Hefner
Yes. We stan all sluts here.
no his wife is Selina
I endorse this
Are they married? DC can't make up their mind on that so I don't know anymore lol
No. He’s a player.
If it’s inappropriate to slut-shame women, can we have the decency to not do the same to men? Bruce Wayne’s promiscuity is a result of his psychological issues.
I don't think I implied anywhere in the post that I was shaming him...I support *all* "hoe" behavior And i guess you could chalk it up to psych issues... but it's also possible that he just enjoys sex lol
No If a man or a woman likes to hookup with a lot of different people then so what? Why does there have to be a name with negative connotation associated with it?
Himbo.