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Farrell_Pool_Jack

Mine terrorized us while we ate lunch today. He’s quite the beggar.


Icy_Barracuda2551

That dog looks like he did something bad for sure


beadle04011

And he'll do it again with impunity. He has that "try me" look on his face😂🤣🤣


i_am_not_sam

Yes. 30 mins after his picture was taken he raided the bathroom trash can 🤢


BILGERVTI

You should really upgrade to the foot-pedal-lid type garbage cans for bathrooms. I haven’t had to clean up dog-shredded paper in years.


i_am_not_sam

Yeah we have a motion sensor one and the evil genius has figured it out


Alt_Pythia

We just keep all doors closed. Felt weird at first, but now it’s weird seeing an open door.


Steadyandquick

Too smart for me!


allwrecknocheck

Ran away. BOTH of them. Im so mad, sad, scared, freaked out... hopeful but terrified 🤞


Material-Double3268

Oooooo I hope that you get them back. This is my worst fear.


allwrecknocheck

Thank you!! Just got word they've been found, going to pick them up now ❤️


Sisotamoxym

Apple AirTags and underground fences are your friend (speaking from experience with escape artists)


pinalaporcupine

i hope you find them very soon!!!


Notice-Mental

Godspeed for a safe return friend!


i_am_not_sam

I’m so sorry that happened to you. Sending you positive vibes and hope your babies are back home in no time


IncognitoTaco

Ecollar training if you walk in areas with prey.


greatwhiteslark

They usually know where home is and come back when they're tired. That has taken my demon 20 hours before. Sigh.


Jayce86

Mope all morning because it was raining, and we couldn’t go for a walk. That a wail at anything that moves outside the front windows.


pinalaporcupine

mine teamed together to eat a silica packet and i had to call the emergency vet. luckily they are fine and silica gel is non toxic


i_am_not_sam

Oh my god. Good to know it’s non toxic. We are paranoid about our shithead eating one


pinalaporcupine

haha they said the biggest risk was them physically choking on the packet. but luckily they were mischievous enough to have broken the packet open and not eaten it


hans0fly

Rolled in shit


Safety_Beagle

Yeah I’ve got one that thinks it’s perfume


ethanol713

Mine dug a hole (like a deep ankle breaking hole), caught and killed a mole. Then made my wife chase her around to get it away from her.


razzzburry

Dug a hole and stole a mole


smokes_cmon_lets_go

hahaha good doggo, using that nose like she's supposed to


duckwithhat

Waiting for me after a week long business trip. I'm about 2 hours away from a high pitch tantrum. I kinda like it tho


realdullbob

We were gone for 10 days and came back to a pouty Beagle. We normally get the entire story and complaints at full volume.


MrDrPepper1998

Shittid on all my living room


jayde-all-day

mine saw a dead bird and decided to roll around in it😐


you_have_found_us

At the dog park, a man offered her a drink because she looked thirsty but instead she grabbed the bowl out of his hand and took off running.


i_am_not_sam

Hahahaha


_Exotic_Booger

Sniffed our cats booty hole and then got scratched in the face.


ladydhawaii

My dog would follow our Guinea pig around and clean up after him. Then when we watching a tortoise- she would push the poor guy along - think he was a pez dispenser. The poop wasn’t coming out fast enough- had to separate them. Why???? How is this bred into a poop??? Yuck!!


you_have_found_us

I love guinea pigs! I got my beagle right after mine passed… it was good timing because I probably would never agree to take a puppy if I still had my piggy.


Material-Double3268

That sounds like something that my dog would do!!


_Exotic_Booger

A beagles gonna beagle


Im_Ashe_Man

I read today that cicadas taste like asparagus.


i_am_not_sam

Guess it’s a good appetizer before his main course of yard poop


_natalia

Ours isn't allowed on the bed, so when I left the bedroom this morning, she made a nest out of my duvet


i_am_not_sam

Beagle’s gonna burrow…


localhalloweenskunk

Freaked out because he found a baby groundhog


i_am_not_sam

2 groundhog killers in the same thread? https://www.reddit.com/r/beagles/s/kNoCg4dQHT


localhalloweenskunk

Nah, our groundhog was unharmed.


Electrical-Ad-9100

Pooped on the front porch because there were some clouds in the sky and we refuse to go outside when there’s a .00001% chance of rain. Only 3 steps into the yard and it was a big no for both of them.


toomuchsvu

I have a dachshund. He didn't poop for 24 hours because it was raining. We live in an apartment. I finally smuggled him into a neighbor's garage where he let loose. It was epic in a bad way.


i_am_not_sam

My beagle seems to be an oddity. He does not mind the rain at all. He’ll not go out if it’s under 0 but anything over is fine (and I have to go shivering behind him in my boxers as he starts yelling at my neighbors)


Electrical-Ad-9100

One hates water all together but will go out in the rain if he has to pee really bad, the other won’t go out in the rain at all but will splash through puddles, roll in puddles, and doesn’t mind baths. I don’t know if it’s the smell of rain for the one and the act of getting wet for the other, but they’re just flat out spoiled 😑


Notice-Mental

Chewed my AirPods to pieces today. 😃


Dazzling-Conclusion9

Yep, beagles love cicadas.


Beaglemom2002

So mine isn't the only one who decided cicadas are a tasty treat. Good to know.


Sisotamoxym

Chewed through a box that had an entire large bag of their food in it and gorged themselves while i was outside working in the yard


i_am_not_sam

Ah, typical Friday


CelestialJay

Mine is a puppy so he’s still very convinced human hands are indeed chewy snacks 🥲


i_am_not_sam

Ouch yeah! Mine drew blood one time but thankfully he outgrew that habit within a couple of weeks


-UMBRA_-

One time? I feel like people think I cut myself.. lol


CelestialJay

Not that I was one but I can never be a hand model now


-UMBRA_-

My wrists look like they belong to a 16 year old emo from 2006


phrynerules

Every time I stood up, he got my seat. When I sat somewhere else he then got up and came and sat on my lap.


hella-phants

Chewed my iPad case and stole my McDonald’s from the front seat when I ran into starbs


Not_2day_stan

I see no demon just angel baby 🥹💕


i_am_not_sam

That’s how they get you


Interesting_Basis_44

Ummm 🤔 nothing good boy. Protecting house from varmints, keep neighbors off grass. Yep good boy today.


i_am_not_sam

Yes. Mine is INCENSED that the neighbors dare enter and exit their house


lil_grl_lost

Unlived their stuffed camel, who lived outside, destroyed a shoe, ate some potty bags, ate a cardboard tube, and ate something denim (still unsure of where it came from). She's clearly in a mood today.


i_am_not_sam

I gave up on soft toys ages ago. They just don’t last in our house (also featuring a chocolate lab). Hope your pup’s tummy hangs in there


lil_grl_lost

Thanks! ☺️ It was more chew/destroy than actually eat, and she (and her 2 beagle cousins) is usually good with their soft toys, but she gets into these moods (probably the weather) and things become no more.


beverlyhillsbrenda

Someone set off a firework on our street so mine is currently shaking like a leaf beside me poor baby :(


i_am_not_sam

Oh no poor baby. Our beagle hates fireworks too. We play this 10 hour aquarium video and it really seems to help


Dazzling-Conclusion9

[Cicada season ](https://photos.app.goo.gl/CjEaDrMmhFPx3jpw9)


i_am_not_sam

Yikes! No hesitation or shame whatsoever


Dazzling-Conclusion9

They're apparently tasty


Paintmasteryates

Had a girl that was obsessed with dried earth worms and parts of the year our driveway would be covered in them.


International-Tune73

Mine murdered a squirrel in the backyard. His first kill


Hot-Ad-2073

Ate poop and rolled in something at the dog park. 🤢


Just-Shame-3199

Barked.A lot.


Zapapala

Just found he peed on the floor when we just got up. I made sure he did his needs outside last night before sleeping. Guess he held in a bit more lol.


IncognitoTaco

My little girl learned this week that she is a good enough jumper / climber now to be able to just hop up onto the kitchen counter... the extra management steps are a nightmare


i_am_not_sam

lol they’re athletic for all the wrong things


IncognitoTaco

Starting to regret teaching her to climb trees 😂 (fallen ones that is)


DensHag

Killed 3 baby birds. I think she just wanted to play with them but...ya know how that goes.


i_am_not_sam

Sounds about right. I once found a dead bird stuffed into an empty flower pot under our deck. Beagle swears he had nothing to do with it


JBeag

Every day when my toddler gets home from preschool she likes to open her lunchbox and graze on the leftovers. Beagle gets a chance to steal it at least 25% of the time 🥴


i_am_not_sam

My toddler has recently figured out that his Beagle and Lab brothers are living breathing garbage disposals so he’s started tossing his vegetables at them


JBeag

Ha yep. We make our two (husky and beagle) sit in their beds away from the table during dinner time to avoid purposeful shares (and just obnoxious begging). They do get released at the end to be the clean up crew though. They are keen to help, especially around my 8 month olds highchair.


i_am_not_sam

God I love having a cleanup crew. The other day I was cutting berries and as per habit I intentionally dropped a few on the floor. Then realized they were at daycare and felt all sad


aggieerin

Woke up at 5am. This is normal though. What a stinker.


i_am_not_sam

If it’s one thing I’m grateful for it’s that my dummy is too lazy to get out of bed before 7 am


aggieerin

It’s just one of them. The other would sleep all day if he could. He grumbles and goes to lay in a different room 🤣


i_am_not_sam

God I love Beagle grumbles


lechauve911

Got on a coffee table, jumped from there to the kitchen counter and ate a little whole lasagna ( 4 adult servings)


sluttymctits10

My boy got his first groundhog today! It was a small one, maybe 5lbs, but he got it flawlessly. He then shook it, showered me with groundhog blood, and stood protective over it for 30 min while woooooing.


i_am_not_sam

2 groundhog killers in the same thread?? https://www.reddit.com/r/beagles/s/RXqAfDGQQx


sluttymctits10

Lol guess it was a bad day for baby groundhogs, a great day for howly cuddle monsters. For what it's worth, he screamed at a snapping turtle yesterday. And ran away from a chunky garter snake.


[deleted]

Awww such a beautiful dog


i_am_not_sam

Thank you. I call him a little monster but 95% of the time he’s a sweetheart who overwhelms with love and kisses. I haven’t seen another being with so much love and empathy in their heart.


Mediocre_Fig69

Decided her bed is a stuffed toy


joewisski

Apple tags and underground fence 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


obsoleteboomer

Chews the spaniels ear whenever it’s walk time. No idea why. Seems compelled to do it while I get the leads.


rebecky311

Chewed up my remote....


blacknwhitelife02

Ate ice cream in exactly 2 seconds. An entire scoop of dog ice cream.


malpowa

Sat on the table and looked at me


greatwhiteslark

Mine looked at the wet grass and proceeded to poop on the deck while making eye contact. That asshole.


Electrical_Mirror_66

Ate poop served in the bag and looks a lot like op's beag


Mistere_meat

Beats the litter box crunchies


coffeecougar19

🐕💨💨💨


i_am_not_sam

Ugh those are the worst. My wife is blessed/cursed with much better sense of smell than me. Usually, she yella first and horror, and then it hits me.


Jdevil-1976

My little basset got mad at my daughter for sleeping in. Then, proceed to get into the shelves and destroy some cereal boxes.


RepresentativeDeer84

He's a good boy!


i_am_not_sam

The best