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runnerup8558

She is currently a fugitive, believed to be seeking safe harbor on **** ***** Island


ThePrussianGrippe

Is that in the Great Lakes?


CSubunit

Why do you think Robert wants to nuke them?


On_my_last_spoon

It all makes sense now!


jrad18

What do you think makes them great? Probably not hunting children sorry I'll go


badatmetroid

It was just "Okay-ish rapids" before she got to it. You could say she - (•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■) - made some waves


Eigenvalium

Can you explain this? I've just recently gotten into the show - which I already love - and have heard similar edits over several episodes. Is this just an ongoing joke about Jeff E. and/or pederasts in general?


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Robert had a running joke about a certain food delivery service owning a child hunting island. He had to stop because some people didn't get it was a joke.


BannedSvenhoek86

Those people are unbelievably stupid and should not be catered to.


yuefairchild

Probably not, but think about it for Robert. Bro has seen up-close the horrors of terminally-online radicalization. He knows the dumb shit that'll turn you into a school shooter. When he realized he contributed to that, I can't imagine how he felt.


monjoe

Pretty wild Google has gone from revolutionarily quality search engine to lazy AI misinformation machine.


laputan-machine117

it's amazing, the other day i was searching for a website by typing in the name of the website, and it was like the 7th result


katchoo1

I went to type in Kroger.com on my browser and hit return too soon so I got the google search instead…top link was for Instacart. Remember when Google’s motto was “don’t be evil”? I miss those days.


tdoottdoot

Thirty different questions I didn’t ask all with the same incorrect quora answer


IAmBadAtInternet

Google has been nearly unusable for years now. It was enshittified to ad hell and doesn’t even give useful links anymore. The entire first page is all ads, half of which are scams.


ZeroSilence1

The scam riddled Google sponsored ad links before the normal search results irritate me. I make a point of ignoring them all, and everyone else should too.


Lots42

Don't quote me on this but Ublock Origin seems pretty good at fighting this nonsense. What I can say for sure is Ublock Origin is pretty good at fighting OTHER types of scam/advertising nonsense. So many other types.


Chilapox

This is probably partially just my web browser but often I will type in a full url to a site and instead of just taking me to the site it will load a google search where that site is not even the first result.


Philiatrist

Gotta keep up with state-of-the-art technology


RobynFitcher

I have to remember to use the Ecosia engine more often.


extremenachos

Grand rapids? Ain't no way I'm messing with the Amway Mafia.


morsindutus

It's legally not a pyramid scheme!


Phonemonkey2500

Careful, those boys over at Blackwater, or Academi or whatever Erik calls it now, they don’t like people talking bad about Betsy’s family and their grift.


Xalimata

Luckily that is in Ada. Which is where the rich people in GR move too.


Zaev

Amway Grand Plaza, the Van Andel Arena, Helen DeVos Children's Hospital, all in Grand Rapids proper. As a local, please Robert, Jamie: stop this; they're gonna be onto us as enemies.


Air-Sure

Blackwater (or whatever the hell they call themselves now) is already on the way.


whatthehellhappened1

If she’s here I’ll happily hide her until we can get her back to Robert


garagepunk65

The Jamie Loftus Underground Railroad Experience is a great idea. Plus it will give us practice for when Robert inevitably goes on the run.


Atticusxj

Robert doesn't run. He happily waits for the FDA bust through his door!


shrinkrayhut

he'll be sitting at his desk with a gun in his hand, wearing a bulletproof vest


michpossum

Singing my my my my how the time does fly when you know you're gonna die by the.end.of the night.


mseg09

First ever bastard to be brought on as both subject and guest


False_Flatworm_4512

Wait, which sub am I in? I was so confused when I saw Robert’s picture and thought I was looking at r/grandrapids


Cobaltjedi117

Yeah, i was concerned seeing my home get called out on


Sadd_Max

Same lol


IAmBadAtInternet

What about her crimes against humanity perpetrated through meat byproduct tubes?


78983

Poor Robert. He needs to kill that barber.


RobynFitcher

One of my friends has the same haircut and is also into D&D. He's a lovely, gentle dude, so I see no reason for Robert to feel any shame in sharing the same style as one of the kindest people I know.


PhilAussieFur

Not with the Great lakes protecting her!


mrgeekguy

If we nuke them, she has nowhere to hide!


PhilAussieFur

Nuking the Great Lakes - 2024 Roberts campaign slogan, probably


JasonRBoone

And....fans of God Awful Movies, let us also not forget that Cara Santa Maria..did 911.


zombiefishgirl

And Marsh did COVID


TrollintheMitten

Jesus. Fuck. I misread did as died for a second there and could feel the panic rise.


Seeker80

If giving shelter to the fugitive Jamie Loftus is wrong, then I don't want to be right.


JonWhitefyre

The real crime is Robert’s hair in that photo.


notyyzable

I really want Robert to get a better haircut.


MrEntropy44

I heard Grand Rapids did a choreographed video of the classic rock song American Pie just to try to convince people to visit because of her. https://youtu.be/ZPjjZCO67WI?si=3W8Rx57Wt5jVHza5


TrajantheBold

This almost makes me miss home. Now I have this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY)


MrEntropy44

Does anyone ever truly miss Cleveland?


Miyelsh

I live in Columbus Ohio, and I will say that I miss Cleveland. Though not as much in January.


MrEntropy44

Fair. Im from Indiana and I have fam in Columbus amd Canton. I definitely dont miss the Midwest in general though. Oregon 4 life.


Solipsisticurge

Eh. It's cheap and I know where shit is. Plus my crippling depression and alcoholism render me incapable of making significant decisions.


rustinthewind

I follow the GR sub. Directly below this post is a post that GR cops covered up like 150 murders up by calling them suicides. Seems oddly timed


chilliganz

I just got off that post in the GR sub and ran into this post lol what are the odds. Only makes me more convinced that some sort of cosmic connection between Jamie, the GRPD, and these "suicides"


SamForOverlord2016

Wait, I didn’t see that one. Link to the news story?


unitedshoes

When Robert first voiced concerns that his bits were being taken seriously, I never would have guessed Google AI would be the one doing so...


Artichokiemon

In 1972, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime she didn't commit. This woman promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, she survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire Jamie Loftus.


StructureSafe2893

So stoked to hear my hometown shouted out on BtB


Artichokiemon

In 1972, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime she didn't commit. This woman promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, she survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire Jamie Loftus.


hftd1925

Jamie Loftus is a menace.


Insanepaco247

Grand Rapids was built by a pyramid scheme, we're not bringing anything or anyone to justice


[deleted]

Isn't she also a distant relative to Kissinger? Does this (/s) need to be here?


drpyne89

CIA plant confirmed


Geniepolice

I can only assume they had it coming


WolverineDDS

Hey I live in grand rapids! But Jamie is my favorite guest so I will not be helping bring her to justice.


Orlando1701

Grand Rapids, Michigan? Sounds like she’s just trying to get justice against the Great Lakes.


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sam_hall

Jamie Loftus did nothing wrong 😤


SamForOverlord2016

I swear its so weird how this little unremarkable town ends up being a nexus point for so much bastardry. Might have something to do with us being the first to put fluoride in the water.


runnerup8558

Take a look at the “Worst of All Possible Worlds” podcast. Strong hilarious GR influence


Stockz

Yo I live in GR and JUST got to that part of the episode. Stopped me dead in my tracks!


SlightlyOTT

Lmao why would you use generative AI for a search term like that! Does Google just put “write me a story about…” before every search term now?


Lots42

I checked Google just now. I wouldn't even know how to use their AI service if I wanted to. I see no buttons to indicate it exists. I googled Jamie Loftus and I saw nothing about her many crimes against man and God. Edit: Google's AI nonsense (one of them) is called Bard and you have to go out of your way to use it. Asking Bard about Jamie Loftus just brings up a normal summary.


murse_joe

Plot twist of the final episode


IP_Excellents

This reminds me of Stellar Skateboard


ZeroSilence1

I did wonder how many people would search this after Robert suggested the search results thing 🤣


CombinationSimilar50

Oh no it actually happened