Because it’s still only two bodies and how the hell is “Boeing’s Two Body Problem” going to sell a paper? We have approximately 2 weeks to find a third body so the headline can be “Boeing’s Three Body Problem” before people forget about the show and such a headline is no longer going to culturally relevant. I don’t know if this is sarcasm anymore. I really don’t.

Hey, I’m close to running for city council just because yesterday I saw a “David Tribble for city council” lawn sign. And my entire campaign is gonna be based on the name of the 1 classic Star Trek episode I know the name of. So, “The troubles with Tribble”

This leads me to believe that your campaign, unlike David Tribble’s, is lousy with Klingon spies.

I will not confirm nor deny that

Sounds like what happens to Russian journalists.

What do you mean? People walk out of fifth story windows all the time! /S

Why just yesterday I had the urge to add 5 stories to my home so I could jump out of the sixth floor.

And land in a swimming pool filled with In-N-Out's signature spread.

Just like Garry Hoy

From Wikipedia: "The glass did not break when he hit it, but the window frame gave way and Hoy fell to his death.[1]"

I just thought the same thing. Maybe Jake Hanrahan will do a podcast on this eventually.

Thank you for this. I now have SO much to listen you.

Better than the 2 Russian oligarchs that "committed" family annihilation. I'd take the ol window treatment any day over that.

The State is Boeing. Boeing is The State. They are the "I" in "Military Industrial Complex". Boeing will have to kill a major political figure before that wrist slap lands.

I think we can all agree that nothing like this would ever happen with Raytheon... keep giving the world knife missiles!

Never mind those 2 guys who had some safety concerns when suddenly they died after dropping a knife missile on themselves

I can't even tell if this is satire or not.

Raytheon makes shit that works.

nothings made me laugh harder today. thank you. 

“But you know who doesn’t kill whistleblowers?”

The Washington state troopers?

Hey, snitching on Boeing is just a very stressful thing you know, nothing strange about them all offing themselves. Boeings thoughts are with the victims family in these trying times...

You guys aren't looking at the big picture, these are two whistle blowers with convictions and honor...we all need to get employed at Boeing, learn as much as we can, turn whistle blower, then take the bribe payout to not testify....Its not rocket science people! We could have the compound up and running in 5 years, fully stocked with bagels and machetes. Hell if we play our cards right we could afford the eel horse calvary we've always talked about.

Setting the unlikely timing of these two deaths aside, what an awful way to go. Pneumonia to MRSA/possible quadruple amputation to a stroke. Poor guy.

Rules that both WA Senators are owned by Boeing. God, I wish Swant had a chance 

I feel that this is the most literal interpretation of the Three Body Problem.

I mean, it would be a hilarious headline: "Boeing now has its own 3-body problem".

I have never heard of assassination by MRSA infection. I wouldn't expect anything from an investigation, but it should happen regardless.

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Never let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy.

I've been traveling so I'm probably a bit out of the loop but WHEN THE FUCK DID A *SECOND* BODY COME INTO THE PICTURE?

fuck boring

Check for bite marks