Oh no, how gross is it?
EDIT: I just found out what it was. How do people come up with this? It's so stupid! Like a STI version of the purple eyes mutation/virus or whatever it was called.
whenever i can’t think of a name for an animal i go with fard. it’s just fart with a d but it sounds like snotty toddler lol. i usually end up changing it, but i’ve had a few permanent fards. shid is also great. for something mildly more serious/name worth, maybe monster energy? he looks the low carb can
It is a terrible choice because its a) too long to say comfortably, b) its not really a name, c) its named after homestuck sort of, d) its named after tumblr sort of, e) the homestuck era tumblr blue was a pale blue-grey which your fish is not, and finally... f) it cant even be turned into a cute abbreviation (Hetb isnt great)
I hoard stupid betta names because I rehab fish
Crayon,
Toothpaste,
M&m,
Glaucus,
Rhino,
Uranus,
(Robbin) eggs,
Lego,
Eggplant,
Swallow
If hes has a history of being self destructive:
Brick,
Cyclops 2,
Titan,
Boeing 737 Max,
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
All of it. Every single da, ba or dee. Flatly refuse to shorten it AT ALL and insist that his full name is used in all conversations and that you will not respond unless they do say every single word out loud.
You’re welcome (/s just in case it’s mot entirely obvious)
the name discord reminds me not of discord the app thingy but the scary dragon dude discord from my little pony
https://preview.redd.it/8vp4ik2eywuc1.png?width=361&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f18f19e4efea7d841937ef42b85e59fd1a25c40
Name him "MODS" and give him modship, and if anyone in your house ever acts up, give them the LOW TIER GOD treatment and tell'em "Get that ass banned, MODS ban'nem!'
my last betta was called tex, which was short for Microsoft Excel (microsof[t ex]cel) he passed recently, so i would be glad to see his naming convention soread in his honor
My brother (who deals with autism) seen my blue betta, he's said "HIS NAMES TOYOTA".. so now I own a 2024 blue Toyota apparently 😂
LMAO I LOVE THAT
My son's betta is called Honda. Full name 2011 Honda Civic lol.
Waffle (because he's blue) <3
Dead lmfao
OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT 😭😭
Wait, I don't get it. What is the connection?
Google "blue waffle" at your own risk lol
it’s mostly actual blue waffles these days
Oh no, how gross is it? EDIT: I just found out what it was. How do people come up with this? It's so stupid! Like a STI version of the purple eyes mutation/virus or whatever it was called.
R/betta
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whenever i can’t think of a name for an animal i go with fard. it’s just fart with a d but it sounds like snotty toddler lol. i usually end up changing it, but i’ve had a few permanent fards. shid is also great. for something mildly more serious/name worth, maybe monster energy? he looks the low carb can
Mama I jus farded
...but it was actually a shid.
-a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead
Shart 💙
Simple but deep meaning
Name him pdf file
YES
YES?? He just looks so pdf file to me 🤣🤣
P.D.F. - Perfectly Dangerous Fish… Or P.D.A.F - Perfectly Dangerous Anger Fish ???
alternatively, name him "my pet alligator" so you can say "hey do you wanna see My Pet Alligator?" and then bring them to a fucking betta fish.
YES
Colgate
Borger
That’s my nickname 😭
Sir Worthington Pumpernickel III
Hey now... mine was Sir Finneous Von Scalemeister...
excuse me that fish should be named "Homestuck Era Tumblr Blue"
It is a terrible choice because its a) too long to say comfortably, b) its not really a name, c) its named after homestuck sort of, d) its named after tumblr sort of, e) the homestuck era tumblr blue was a pale blue-grey which your fish is not, and finally... f) it cant even be turned into a cute abbreviation (Hetb isnt great)
Stapler, Toaster or Thesaurus. You could call him theo (or Stapey or Toto) for short
I had a hamster named toaster that was later renamed hamster
Liutenant Dangus
Lieutenant Dingleberry Gta Online
Haha reminds me of Lieutenant Shiny Sides
Microwave ❤️
Bong Water
Family guy funny moments compilation
That bad boy right there is BussyFart
BAHAHHAHAHA IM GONNA BE MAKING LITTLE INFO TAGS AND THIS WOULD BE HILARIOUS
I was going to say to name him Breakfast but I think this is the best one
Toe jam
NOOOOO BAHAHAH
name it bro
Eiffel (I'm blue)
Lugnut
Fish Bowl or Tetra Flakes
Name him secretion
OB MY GOD
Pissgoblin3000
Don Corleone. I almost named my new assassin snail that, but decided not to. I’m calling him “The Assassin” instead, to help him remain anonymous.
1989 mitsubishi ms180 excavator
Microsoft Teams Final answer
I hoard stupid betta names because I rehab fish Crayon, Toothpaste, M&m, Glaucus, Rhino, Uranus, (Robbin) eggs, Lego, Eggplant, Swallow If hes has a history of being self destructive: Brick, Cyclops 2, Titan, Boeing 737 Max,
meatloaf
Eric
Temu
Dropsy 😳
NOOOO DONT JINX ME xD
A human name like Bob or Steve or Fred or Douglas always cracks me up
Toothbrush or Toilet would fit him 🥰
Woooow so mean, but I love those LMAO
Name him frog. Now you can tell your family you have a frog
I do havé 2 poison dart frogs xD i could change their names to betta and say I have two bettas in the same tank LMAO
Charcuterie board Steel wool Burger Stain Flyswatter Cellophane Toilet paper tube Grid paper Pocket watch Red osier dogwood Large Diet Coke Moldy tomato Egg
boptopatress 🤷🏻♂️😭
Brick
count tuna can
Toby 💯
name him statue
Grundle
Dinner
Fortnite battle pass
Mesothelioma.
Lunchbox. Idk why but that's the first one I thought of lol
Kaspersky Antivirus lol
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa All of it. Every single da, ba or dee. Flatly refuse to shorten it AT ALL and insist that his full name is used in all conversations and that you will not respond unless they do say every single word out loud. You’re welcome (/s just in case it’s mot entirely obvious)
My name suggestions are: doorknob or Fido.
I have a betta named doorknob 💀
Puddle Cup Bowl
Kang
Griswald
I once had a boy named Gizmo J. Fiddlemacker. (The J didn't stand for anything.)
Crispy
Lint
Dumpster
Mine is named Kornchester - which is pretty terrible
Christ, Asbestos, Smegma, Mom
Fupa, Ibuprofen, Lead poisoning
the name discord reminds me not of discord the app thingy but the scary dragon dude discord from my little pony https://preview.redd.it/8vp4ik2eywuc1.png?width=361&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f18f19e4efea7d841937ef42b85e59fd1a25c40
I wouldn’t consider him scary 😭 he’s more like a 12yr old boy with powers that’s getting told to be nice all the time
Bluey
Frebreeze, clorox, FABULOSO , DAWN (bec he blue like the soap)
Cleetus or judd
Sample text
Email
Sushis and sashimis
Mod man
Kujo
onomatopoeia, fergus, bowl
I have a kid called Fergus
Incel My Belle
Kevin
POF
Shitsniff or Skiddly-bop
Rough draft
The Internet
Him? Oh thats Meatloaf
Hotdog
DISCORD PLEASE
Clasp 🫡
Scrotum
PeePee
Toaster because toasters belong in the water
Absolutely Discord. "Discord Mod" as a full name. Or name him Word Document.
Badong
fortnite
iphone by android
1999 Honda Civic DX 2 Door Hatchback
9gag
rags
Piss 2
LinkedIn
Sphincter
Sir Benestench Crimpledimp or Sir Benevolent Cumberstench
Bartholomew definitely
Only Fins
oil rig
Breast cancer month
NAPSTERRRRR
MySpace
PLEASE name him inflatable bounce house
I named my fish after the Angry Bird Terrence. He's not chaotic whatsoever and is actually pretty friendly though 🤣
I unironically think Discord is a cool-sounding name for him 😅
Futuristic Lamp
Boomer lol
Baja blast
Twitter
X... name him X....
Sardine
Oatmeal
Call him Bruise cuz he's black and blue, people will think your saying Bruce lmao
Corpse
looks like a gorp to me
I thought of Paperclip for some reason.
ratboy
Coral Blue #5!
Lamp Shade. Soggy. Discount Ground Beef.
Name him "MODS" and give him modship, and if anyone in your house ever acts up, give them the LOW TIER GOD treatment and tell'em "Get that ass banned, MODS ban'nem!'
Name him "i farted" so whenever you refer to him by name you end up saying "i farted"
jpeg
bucket :)
Buddy Holly II (reincarnated edition)
Toe Pics Dave
my last betta was called tex, which was short for Microsoft Excel (microsof[t ex]cel) he passed recently, so i would be glad to see his naming convention soread in his honor
Gillgamesh
Root beer
AITA or TIFU
i always try to name my pets cute names like fidel castro or saddam hussein but my wife doesnt approve
Doja cat
Genghis
Lizard. Idk why he looks like a Lizard mafia kinda name guy
Thermometer
Name him "I ran out of data this month so I have to rely on Wi-Fi for 6 more days™" (The ™ is very important btw)
XxIncredible$GamerxX
Dildo!
My name suggestions are: doorknob or Fido.
Name him semen
Elton John
“Fish”
Ebenezer Scrooge
Gronion
Sir Smurf Eater
Blueberry Finn! 💙
call him huberous
Dropsy
Tequila Sunset
Blue Steel, the essence of water
He's giving Febreze vibes
George
Spumone
Loser
Bullfrog
Fish
Name him Papa Smurf.
King Vamp
Killdozer
Blue bowl
Papa Smurf
Cornelius
Fish
Name him dinner
dinner
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana,_Princess_of_Wales
Concrete
Monster Jam™
OJ Simpson’s Ford Bronco
Mr burger