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Future-Character-145

51 and never ever someone asked me why I only wear jeans. Maybe it's generation related or a cultural thing. I will make it my life's work to unravel this mystery.


pizzabilbi

41 and have also never experienced this phenomenon. Fascinating.


MrRio4444

As a shower, I can say no one has been persecuted more. There are so many hurdles, I must overcome, like not wearing gray sweatpants without underwear in public, and...well you get the idea. So many hurdles, woe is me.


pizzabilbi

It gets pretty HARD if you know what I mean


Future-Character-145

I feel your pain. Free the dick!


cockselecta

Dude you should wear that bulge with pride man.


Bigcock8643

seriously. i dont understand this mindset of being ashamed of a soft cock bulge. i flaunt mine proudly.


cockselecta

Same here man, whenever I catch people looking I never think it's cos they're shocked but cos they want it. Either to have fun with or guys who want a dick like that.


thirdtimenow

Yeah tell me about it nothing worst when a women look at my crotch does a pikachu shocked face. and I look at her with raised eyebrows.


MarcusAurelius00

Bro, you and I and everyone reading this knows that’s not a big deal


thirdtimenow

Slowly nobs head in agreement


MarcusAurelius00

Confused, because didn’t expect that response


thirdtimenow

I confuse sarcasm with wit, sometimes


MarcusAurelius00

Right


rn_altacct

This is SO HOT


Chance-Juggernaut225

right? I love the shocked pikachu face


OG_Panthers_Fan

"My eyes are up here."


Bigcock8643

you literally have to stop caring what other people MIGHT be thinking and just wear what you like. live your life, your body is your body. you only got one. don't let paranoia destroy your happiness. i can promise you, far fewer people are going to notice than you think. for the ones who do notice, trust me, they were looking for it and you just gave them a free show. the key is, just be a chill dude, live your life and wear what you prefer. anyone who's got a beef with that is dealing with some demons in their own head. don't let em bother you.


[deleted]

Bro just wear sweats and get over yourself. This isn't a real issue


howitgoesdown

Yum. Wore gray sweats today. Idgaf.


RedLeafsGo

Perhaps the time has come in your life when you can embrace your giant penis, and wear it with pride, instead of trying to hide it.


zachman7667

If you wear boxer briefs I guarantee you won’t have this issue. Sweat pants are baggy and boxer briefs keep it held in place loosely so no flopping around.


FairBlackberry7870

You have to decide between comfort and having an invisible dick, especially if you're a shower. I choose comfort with pouch underwear and whatever pants/shorts look good and fit me. I get glances sometimes, a few comments here and there, my friends joke about it now and then. Nothing life-altering and I haven't been uncomfortable or needed to adjust my junk a single day since then. Literally almost no one cares if you have a bulge, almost no one is looking. If someone is going out of their way yon look, then they aren't going to be too upset to see it. Wear dark colors and loud patterns if you want to minimize it, but life is too short to dress uncomfortably. Dicks exist, in all different shapes and sizes. It's not perverted to dress comfortably, it's not perverted to be a shower.


[deleted]

Moments like these I'm happy to be a grower rather than a shower.


Basil_zazel

Just wear boxer briefs and you'll be fine usually. I will say, I do find this to be an advantage of being a grower. I can even wear a lot of women's sweatpants as long as they aren't the super tight style.


AwesomeAlways

Go with boxer briefs as recommended and try darker colours like black or navy. That’s worked for me. Some posters have suggested compression shorts but they don’t sound too comfortable. I wear jeans a lot too and no one has ever asked me why


Specimen_1619

You don't have to like, give a shit. I like sweatpants because they're comfy, and yeah it can be a liiiittle awkward knowing everyone can see it, but it can be fun too. Maybe that's just me being way too horny, but to each their own. Maybe just, breaking it down in the rational sense of 'I look like a male, and thus people would naturally expect me to have a cock.'. It's nbd, people dont really care.


BirthdaySalty1516

Grow up. Seriously bro.


[deleted]

If I were your friend is want you to wear sweats all the time


Healthy_Mushroom_577

Just wear them. It doesn't matter. Wear some underwear that is roomy, yet just thick enough to not show details, and you are fine.


guinnevere

How old are you? (I’m a woman.) I only ask because I used to be so insecure about my natural body showing but when i got older I realized fuck em. I shouldn’t have to make any modifications to my natural body to simply exist. And neither should you.


Keeppforgetting

Jesus how tight is the underwear that you’re wearing? You do know that underwear is supposed to feel comfortable and supportive right?