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Interesting-Dream863

Some actors and actresses require in their contracts NOT to ride horses. Christopher Walken for instance, after falling from a horse. After Reeve's accident it makes sense


bogza23

One of those Christophers isn’t Walken


Interesting-Dream863

Lol. Not among the living anymore either.


Mission_Region8699

Godadamn bogza23,, I’m not among the living anymore! ⚰️


Washingtonpinot

Geezus… that’s worth a slow clap! 👏


AboutHelpTools3

The stars really had to align for this joke to work


orangutanDOTorg

He goes by Chris now


The_amazing_T

#Boom. Enough internet for today.


LDKCP

In fairness Reeve was a keen equestrian, he wasn't injured in anything related to the movie industry, he was competing in a show.


PanicLogically

It's not in fairness....just say boldy---correction----Reeves got injured doing something he loved and it was in his off time.


PanicLogically

Reeve's horse accident, my understanding was in his hobby not at work. I don't think other actors based their own acting and horse riding prohibitions on Christopher Reeves, it is just a known risk for actors. Same is true of motorcycle scenes, bicycle, heights etc. Stunt work


Lunakill

So he was on a fake horse for Sleepy Hollow?


Interesting-Dream863

Mechanical, yeah


woTaz

What happened to reeves?


Interesting-Dream863

Fell of a horse, was left paralyzed for life. Killed his career.


DrakeFloyd

700 on the horses, when we fixin' to leave But I don't fuck with horses, since Christopher Reeves


DFASolarBurst

Christopher Sittin doesn't have quite the same ring to it lmao!!!


TheRealLordofLords

Oh is that why? I was so confused why not ride a real horse.


Banner-Man

That's crazy, imagine that in any other job. Yeah sorry boss I don't do excel, had a bad experience with it one time so I only use word now. Like bruh you are making it 10x harder for everyone, learn to be nice to a freaking horse.


Illithid_Substances

Yeah, no. Horrible comparison Using excel can't give you serious or even permanent injuries that could damage or end your career. And if you have a major role in a movie and you are injured during production, *that's* what's going to make things harder for everyone. It's actually better for the production for the major actors to *not* be at risk of forcing a replacement or delaying filming. Stunt people exist for a reason


raphman

In addition, if the actor is uncomfortable during filming, it shows in the final product. Nobody will notice how happy you were when creating that spreadsheet.


Banner-Man

In my experience there's very little risk if the horse and rider are trained and comfortable together, that takes a lot of time and effort sure but that's my whole point. Not that excel can hurt you but that it's an acquired skill to be efficient with it. Seems like a copout with an easy "I don't want to get bucked off" when in reality it's as simple and respecting the animal, if it feels comfortable it won't buck you off.


Mrs_MadMage117

You've never ridden a horse, have you?


Banner-Man

Not professionally like they would have to, but my entire point is that I know it's not easy and can be dangerous but that comes with the job. Don't take a role that involves horse riding if you can't ride a friggin horse, should be that simple.


Mrs_MadMage117

Christopher Reeves was an experienced rider, and he was still bucked off and paralyzed. My grandma has raised horses since she was a kid, has won tons of awards, and it only took one horse to buck her off and shatter her bones. It's not about your ability to ride. Accidents happen, especially when involving animals that react to stressful situations, even more so for horses because they are incredibly finicky creatures.


Banner-Man

Fair enough


I_only_follow_femboy

What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken?


808Dave_

They got Sonic piloting that mf, these are some hard times.


wavdaily

Sonic swerving ![gif](giphy|l0MYQ2rekCnAE0CQg)


Key_Independent_8805

So he steers to the left but the car actually goes right. Is that part of the show or did they just royally screw that up?


Reddit-User-3000

I was wondering why this looked so wrong lol. Thought it was just the greenscreen


ElectricalSource2936

My first thought was "why a teletubby?"


AeroG8

green screen but blue


winterDom

Sanic


Similar_Channel_1534

![gif](giphy|HfJdu4HABDU3e)


No-Construction5687

Damn you. He’s got two empty halves of a coconut and he’s banging them together!


zaraxia101

How would a coconut find its way to England hmm?


Soul__Samurai

He could grip it by the husk!


OtherwiseGeneral9

A swallow could of brought it


No-Turnips

An African or European swallow?


watersj4

Oh yeah an african swallow maybe but not a european swallow thats my point


rohithkumarsp

Dafuq lol


weirdgroovynerd

They cut off that horse's legs just to make a movie?! That's worse than the horse head in The Godfather.


Convenientjellybean

Still canters well


chrismason8082

Horse had its legs cut off from a skin infection. He’s always the first one hired on set because he represents a diversity quota of quadriplegics.


SunandError

This guy understands hiring.


missingnono12

Anyone have the final scene for comparison?


AnonOpinionss

Right I really need to see it, bc her posture is terrible lol. Looks odd. Unless the point of the scene is that she’s never been on a horse even once and so she’s a terrible rider lol


Pablo9231

Would be nice


K_Sleight

The actual horses: ...is this what happens if you're not good?


QuintanimousGooch

Any context?


wiscup1748

On why they won’t use an actual horse? I think that’s the main actor and they don’t want to put it at risk


hooDio

it's a guy in blue driving a horse vehicle and internet has found it to be funny


onglogman

I am not the internet but it does get funnier the more you watch it.


tkief

That is a one natural looking horse


ImmortalBeans

One out of five horses is not a dentist


AJ-Murphy

I wonder if the real horses where freaking over the bot.


crespoh69

Bet you they thought twice before causing problems on set again


chumbuckethand

Why not just rent another horse? They already have all these horses was it really that much cheaper to buy whatever this contraption is then rent another actual horse?


LittleFlameMaster

Could be that they needed the lead's blocking and positioning to be very precise for the framing, and the background actors exact places weren't that important, or the actor couldn't ride a horse.


Corgi_with_stilts

From the way she uses her hands, the actor /cannot/ ride a horse.


eranam

Not just her hands 😂😂 She looks like she’s both drunk and on cocaine, with the way she rides


Chab-is-a-plateau

Happy cake day Seen a few peeps with cake days today how Strange


RebbyRose

Actor may not be able to ride a horse?


thejanitor999

Probably not,they don’t have their feet in the stirrups,or maybe its not safe to have your feet near the lower mechanisms.


Corgi_with_stilts

They lose a stirrup halfway through the shot. A sure sign they're not very good at riding.


loonygecko

That one is not her fault, those stirrups are way too long for her, she's reaching with her toe down just to try to keep a toe in but they still bounce away from her. That would never work for a real horse. It would be better if they adjusted the stirrups closer to her foot so she could put her feet in and take some of the weight off her butt, then she'd have more shock absorption from all that bounce and she'd look better controlled in the saddle.


Psych0matt

He’s an actor, he just has to act like he can ride a horse


loonygecko

That would be fine if the horse magically knew what to do despite your lack of ability to ride but it does not work like that. Horses are not that easy to operate, especially if you need them to look like they are running wildly but keep right in the exact needed camera angles. If you just need one to mope along like a lazy bum, that's easier, you just get a lazy sleepy horse, but this is not that kind of scene.


FatheroftheAbyss

r/woooosh


crespoh69

Like [this](https://v.redd.it/zk3myq72kocc1)


Psych0matt

You son of a…


Lemmiwinks93

Could be insurance/liability reasons. Cost too much money/risk to put them on a real horse.


Good_Smile

Money went bye bye


donfuria

Renting this thing is a hell of a lot cheaper than having your main cast fall off a horse and pausing production for weeks


[deleted]

the other horses watching in utter confusion and horror. Must be r/uncannyvalley for them


FlowStateShaman

100% They're clearly in some way perturbed by it!


UnderScoreLifeAlert

What do you think the other horses think?


SunandError

They are worried it will beat them to the oats. Source: my horses.


JoshyLikey

Can I rent this vehicle somewhere?


peenOFqain

Could they not get a fourth horse?


Funkyteacherbro

Why is the "driver" wearing a blue suit since he's close to the cart thing (which will be removed in post anyway)?


kaonashiii

he's the same colour as the blue background which will be edited later


Funkyteacherbro

But why not also the cart?


kaonashiii

i guess the cart is low enough not to get accidentally caught in the frame of the camera!


Funkyteacherbro

That makes a lot of sense! thx!


Pharnox-32

The cart is cool, we keep it!


Bezulba

That's for the extra tall blue ray special edition release!


Funkyteacherbro

Yeah, the scene is probably better with the cart haha


avdolian

Probably so he is mostly one color. Makes him easier to remove.


softcherryheart

it’s so that if he stands up or anything it can be easily removed bc of how visible his blue would be in shot against grass as opposed to green


Funkyteacherbro

Yes, but why not paint the cart blue as well?


DrakeFloyd

This is for a closeup shot but his head sticks up by the horses ass. They can frame out the cart but the dude sticks up higher and blocks things behind him


Funkyteacherbro

Good point! Thanks!


PanicLogically

ah that's how green screen (blue screen works). He's the operator for the actor---yes he's gone in post production.


969rob

Horse stops, but the rider is still riding *


zino332

Is the horse ok? He looks like he is hurting.


CapitalPerception439

That little horse car contraption looks almost more dangerous than a real horse. I'd rather be on a dirt bike that I can control rather than a horse. But, look how she is just flailing around compared to the horse riders who are able to sync with the horse's natural movements.


metooneither

That looks like it would hurt


SpicySavant

Do the live horses think it’s a real horse?


jdubsb09

I’d imagine they’d rather use this over a real horse to keep the leads safe from harm. Don’t forget about Superman.


phech

How many horse power is that thing?


itsandychecks

Is this outlander?


TheBadAdministrator

So, guy in blue, whatta you wanna be when you grow up? Movie Fake Horse Cart Driver.


_t00tTooT_

Where can I get one of those?! Need a Mechanical Bull too!


No_Budget7828

They couldn’t afford 4 horses?? 😂


PuzzleheadedNail7

So nice of them to let amputee horses work


johnorso

Was that from Willow?


soft-peen

It would be cheaper, more authentic, more artistic and more liked if they just use a real horse in a real location in the woods.


NEDsaidIt

You clearly have never tried to light a face in the woods. Photography in the woods is gorgeous and ridiculously challenging


IDontThereforeIAmNot

What do you do for a living? “Well I was driving a horse car because this wizard in the next Harry Potter movie was scared of horses. It’s like that but different everyday.”


puqnut

Horses aren't much smarter than deer. Good call.


Mof4z

Why is this funny


jessemanfred1221

Hey guys look I can drift a horse, I can also make it do a burnout


markln123

Pretty funny. Even funnier to me is that some peope seem to think that it because of a lack of available horses.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

So dad for school I have to write what you do for a living Well son I dress up as sanic, drive arse first a dummy horse whilst someone shouts at me what to do to make someone else famous


Anybody_Select

What’s bizarre are about it? Do we really still expect these films to be genuine while making them. Something is going to be fake. It’s bizarre to think otherwise


winterDom

What film is this for?


itsandychecks

Might be outlander


itsandychecks

Might be outlander lol nvm no it’s not


corvish_

this seems harder to ride than a horse


Hooliganthebad

Confused why the guy is wearing all blue. He wouldn't be in the shot anyway. So there won't be a need for him to wear that.


thygage

Does this hurt the horse?


Zealousideal_View_12

@u/savevideo


icecoldkillah420

Lol


disposableusername24

Did anyone else think this was a real horse at first? You know how they have little contraptions for dogs that lose their legs? I thought that was what was happening here. Freaked me right out.


Suspicious_Basis_815

Any one got a pound it’s just ran out lol 😂