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AWildNome

This is some serial killer shit, literally


Compducer

“IT PUTS THE HAIR IN THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!”


No_Leadership4434

Where’s the hair from….doesnt solve the general issue but I wanna know


loonygecko

I am almost positive it's horse tail hair, it's very course, even the white. I also sell horse hair and those are the 3 colors it commonly comes in. That white bunch is exactly what my product looks like, very straight and the hairs are very course, more so than most or all human hair. Plus horse hair is easy to fine and buy. It is also easy to buy human hair bunches online, people in poor countries will grow it out and then sell it to make a few extra bucks, but human hair has a diff texture and is typically not that course.


CoRe534

Why... why do you sell horse hair?


loonygecko

I sell art supplies. Horse hair is used for hobby horse repair, as a sub for human hair, as an ingredient in creation of pottery, etc.


itsmebrian

Horse pattern baldness


Autxnxmy

I was thinking they were just extensions but maybe some of those are made from horse hair


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Ichiya_The_Gentleman

What’s that from


Livefreemyguy

This triggers my fight or flight instincts


e2j0m4o2

Yeah kinda made me wanna shit myself…is that the point?


Le6ions

Thats what Patrick Bateman collects their hair for!


PresentTip5665

Tell me you're a serial killer without telling me you're a serial killer


Tom____S

Gross


Vodis

[Uzumaki](https://i.imgur.com/uDFw61u.jpg) vibes


theblueLepidopteran

I would never put my ass on it


Slight-Agent83483

Wow, I reaaaaally don’t like that at all


natronmooretron

Good thing it's on a 4 wheeler. You can roll that shit wherever it needs to go.


NeonWaterBeast

What’s wrong babe you haven’t let me watch you shit using the hair toilet


Tasty_Monk34

It’s Better if you use their skin… amateur. 😏


never_have_I_never

I showed this to my black friend who wears wigs, now she needs to know the addy rn


UnsaneInTheMembrane

It would be hilarious if this was an attempt at voodoo.


AnimasMaker

![gif](giphy|STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv)


Apprecihater

Hair to the porcelain throne


ChuLookinAt015

Yeah...I'm just gonna shit the old fashioned way now by digging a hole outside cuz no way in hell my ass is touching that...no matter how bad I need to go


remsleepwagon

🤢🤮


MayorDoge

![gif](giphy|QV5vp1BYenfCE)


Lerkero

I also hate when i have to clean pubic hair off the toliet, but i think this toilet is way past due for a cleaning


Few-Life-1417

That’s unbeweaveable


Hopeful-Award2945

Why


ExpressDesk7740

Long pubes!


JC-1219

The only place this would possibly be acceptable is in a hair salon


Urimulini

My reaction would be Yeah I need to pee where's your bathroom... Oh.. Ohhh. Yeah no thank you Leave\* ![gif](giphy|48FhEMYGWji8)


Icy_Establishment195

I can change that unholy abomination of a toilet seat set for you. Practically free just so it can’t live anymore and multiply.


cm_renee

Tell me you have a hair fetish, without telling me you have a hair fetish....


Mike_Hagedorn

r/TIHI


GobiBall

They carry some pretty bad ass toilet seats. But you need to break out your wallet for sure. [Check them out](https://www.baileyhikawa.com/products/your-hair-is-everywhere-toilet-seat)


CaptNihilo

Seeing that on shrooms would probably make you think it's all snakes


SmilinBuddha969

The Ironic Throne


_r12n

Nope


Cheesus_22

No


Jealous_Use9688

No. Just no.


That_Tie9112

nah, looks like snakes on my throne


Resonating_UpTick

Oh! I hate it


Novacain420

It looks like a face


Jakabov2

Awful taste... Awful execution!


Toad_Orgy

Nuh uh


Ichiya_The_Gentleman

u/auddbot


Ichiya_The_Gentleman

What’s the song?


Ichiya_The_Gentleman

u/recognizesong


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BigCaddyDaddyBob

This is pretty gross and I’m not grossed out by much!!


Chillman692

Damm they took my ass hair


itsmebrian

On the bright side, you'll never see the errant pubes


MrsCCRobinson96

Could be Synthetic Real Like Hair Sold in Stores!


lethalfrost

who doesnt love a hairy toilet


ningningfan

Just, no...


AdmirablePatient4332

Fucking nasty


Dapper-Win1539

"Run away before you drown" From "falling leaves", Billy Talent.


PleaseHelpIamFkd

The grudge #2


Ok_Refrigerator_1002

:(


Interesting-Gate9813

Repurposing at its finest…


FrankFrack

U didn’t


lunchat1

🤢


ThroatWMangrove

No.


DillSquatch

I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life


darkuen

I saw a clear toilet seat like that with barbed wire in it once. This is way worse than that.


Saseifone

Honestly its beautiful but who are the donors lol


Best-Engine4715

(Confused curled up screaming)


luvpain

At least you won’t notice pubic hairs


Norchas21

Hmmm i wonder how many victims


NatexSxS

You put hair on my toilet seat I shit in your shower drain to even the score.


Smiekes

now make one out of pubic hair


Iroquois_Pliskin1

Whoever designed that is probably a serial killer


Shadkin1999

That makes me almost throw up


LittleHomieMeat

That's alot of butt hair


Biotops321

Does it grab you and take your hair when you sit down?


cowboyup56

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣hairy toilet seat lol


Goryygurl

Oh wow


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Uhhhh....


SkorpionRha

Looks like the movie Grudge Hair Coming out of the Toilet


Nnumyerocc

I gagged


GamesDaName869

Collected all the hair from every woman that used the shower over decades to build this.


Lo-machete

Ugly as sin


arunkchow

Good! Don't have to worry about shit stains! 🤣


Suspicious_Basis_815

Ok who’s the funny one that put superglue on the toilet and invite Bigfoot around to the party lol 😂


GoddesNatureStar

r/thanksihateit


Affectionate_Mood594

Cthulhu 😳


greensthecolor

But why?


kumabooma

That should not exist.


soileH

A Game Of Brushes