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MATUA-PROF

Well if this isn't glorification then I dunno what is


BaggyLarjjj

What fucked me up about the first couple episodes is that it’s a bunch of the same Narcos actors, but completely different characters. Totally pulled me out of it.


BroccoliDry5253

Dude i feel you. Like tarantino and scorcesse use the same friggin guys with different roles... its like.... its like theyre fuckin actors or something.


Harbulary-Bandit

Especially those two yutes.


dogmeat_donnie

Did you just say yutes?


Harbulary-Bandit

Yeah, you know, the yutes, the two guys ov’a there. The yutes, they’re yutes, I dunno what to tell ya.


dogmeat_donnie

One of my favorite movies of all time. Lol


ReaperBearOne

![gif](giphy|3o7btVptdt2BtYzJkI|downsized)


AgitatedRelief8697

![gif](giphy|4SQMqhWzUA0Fi)


Cracktherealone

So true.


Fit_Personality5214

Damn my nose hurts 😂


Broghan51

What am I looking at here ?


fwaaar

A very strange marketing ploy for what I'm assuming is a Netflix series that has something to do with cocaine and a person named griselda


Broghan51

That's the last thing I'd have thought of. I was thinking more along the lines of temporary road markings or something. . DOH! Thanks.


soccerape

I’m always on the lookout for Netflix documentaries about removal process of temporary road markings. This one fits the bill


h2ogie

The Netflix truck with the three Netflix logos didn’t alert you to Netflix’s presence?


Broghan51

Sorry, no.


Ok_Neck1669

4 logos


h2ogie

I missed the tramp stamp. Rookie mistake


Muse9901

Heheh got his ass


pew-_-disaster

Yeah ngl I didn't even see the Netflix logos till I read your comment


SupportNegative5645

I was thinking an evil villain stealing from the city. I watch too many kids shows with my 5 year old lol


ColdWrongdoer9610

Until I saw it said griselda, u genuinely thought it was removing temp lines or excess line powder.


KillaVNilla

Griselda Blanco. A notorious Columbian drug lord known as the black widow. She's played by Sophia Vergara in the Netflix series. If any of that sounds interesting to you, I definitely recommend checking it out. It's a great series.


[deleted]

Ahhhh, THIS griselda! The ruthless godmother of coke who in part is responsible for the cocaine trade getting much more brutal and violent!


EvidenceSalesman

You had me at Sophia vergara


KillaVNilla

Right?! She's so good as Griselda


clockworksnorange

Literally none of that sounds good. Seen it all with Narcos


Colonel_FuzzyCarrot

Check out Cocaine Cowboys- Narcos is shit.


owlsandmoths

Griselda Blanco was a real person who was a Colombian drug lord and this is just a very fictional dramatization of her life story. I’ve watched documentaries on the real Griselda and the first two episodes of the Netflix series, don’t waste your time and watch it. it’s boring, drawn out, and just overall very bland take on the real Griselda Blanco.


Colonel_FuzzyCarrot

I haven't seen the new series yet but that's exactly what I expect from a 2023/4 produced show: Over hyped sensationalist bullshit that banks on a *star* for viewership so the average moron can think they know "the inside story" about a pivotal, nefarious person in history when in actuality it's a fairy tale "based on a true story". It sounds like the typical junk that's all filler and sparkle- ya know, what we use to entertain children.


sir_martindz

Thats my first guess too… but I’m too lazy to google it 🙈


[deleted]

Ngl now that someone told me what it means I’m way more interested in watch it.


throwaway275275275

You'll have to watch Griselda™ on Netflix every Thursday at 9pm to find out !


whtbrd

If I wanted to watch the same show, 1 episode at a time, every week, I'd sign up for a normal cable subscription. I steadfastly refuse to watch weekly shows on a service that I sign up for specifically so I can watch entire seasons on my own schedule. *table flip*


throwaway275275275

8pm central


Optimal_Basket3120

Yah every Thursday, on Netflix.


sorryboutitagain

CGI


stuntycunty

CGI


Primary-Signature-17

"Griselda" was a brutal hardcore coke dealer who rose from the slums and made loads of money but, I won't tell you the rest of the story. It's about a real person. This is a seriously effed up promotion of the TV series. But, I thought it was pretty funny, too. Huge amounts of coke being snorted.


poseidonofmyapt

This clip is reversed, this is how they paint roads


EliminatedHatred

people are not walking backwards, neither is the traffic.


lamb_pudding

They were walking and driving backwards in the original clip. It’s definitely playing in reverse.


poseidonofmyapt

No kidding, I was making a joke


Ok_Significance_4024

A Mercedes-Benz Actros sniffing magic nose powder


shanghailoz

Nose candy. I only like the smell.


That_Guy_From_KY

Reddit


Custardpaws

It's a viral ad for the new Netflix series about the woman who helped bring cocaine to america.


Torchault

Its animated, the tires for sure dont look real. Kinda looks like ai.


Bezerkomonkey

Yeah, there isn't one person looking at the truck out of everyone in the video


Kuro-Tora-59

Probably not ai but definitely animated, just look at that perfect camera movement for a random street video Edit: and also look at the white stuff that is going into the back, it never stops even though it should be in the rythem of the collecting


ryanbarry97

I think the camera movement is actually real, its just the truck has been super-imposed on the top of it


Truehye801

And the tube doesnt seem to be connected to any sort of vacuum system.


goatqueen420

If you look at the top of the truck, there is another tube that appears to channel the white dust into a funnel on top of the body of the truck. There's even a little dust cloud as it dumps white powder down the funnel.


Truehye801

I get that. But both tubes are only connected to each other. But whats causing the suction? There should be a 3rd tube to suck it into the big gold tube. And the big box on top is just a fan. Nowhere near big enough. Anything strong enough to suck up that much that quick is going to create nothing but dust out the other end. Ever vacuum up a pile of drywall?


evasivemanoeuvres97

no it doesnt look like AI. this is just CGI


Tony_B_S

But Centralised General Intelligence is artificial!


lamb_pudding

I agree it looks animated but how does it look like AI? The fact that there are crisp letters that actually say the name of the show and Netflix excludes it from looking like AI at all.


CrispyJelly

Accusing everything of being AI is the new "looks photoshopped". If you're wrong you tell yourself it was still a good guess but if you're right you pat yourself on the back for being oh so smart and perceptive. If you call everything you see fake you can never be tricked.


lamb_pudding

This comment sounds like an AI wrote it.


ohleprocy

Sounds like something Photoshop would say.


Free-Necessary-2710

What is AI about this?


cream_sb

Probably meant cgi


EntryofthyGladiators

stop calling stuff ai


[deleted]

I feel cool when I pretend to know about ai though :(


tumblerrjin

CGI =\= AI


XrayDem

Looks like my Saturday nights


michaelmcmichaels

You're totally right- but I am scared at how I totally bought it before you said that.


Wannabedankestmemer

Google 3D photorealism


RedditsAdoptedSon

ok so when i made it big screen it looked real, well like movie set real.. but youre also right the tired dont look real like they dont have much weight on em. but the powder lines look real af


KickflipMcNasty

Now that's a party bus


AlfredBarnes

This looks 100% cGI


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

because it is obviously


phillmorebuttz

I should call her...


OkCaterpillar2908

Everything reminds me of her....


phallic-baldwin

If Charlie Sheen was a literal machine


PJozi

I didn't realise he'd signed up for Cars 4. They're targeting a different it seems (at least I hope so!)


savorie

You’re a poet and don’t even know it


disco_phiscuits

Plot twist: it’s ketamine


Some-Structure-8571

Crazy this is “cool” but if I smoke a joint everyone thinks I’m crazy at the burial 🪦


KrakenTheColdOne

It's cause you didn't mix Nana's ashes with the coke. She specifically requested it.


Pretty-Environment19

Maybe I'm in the minority here but it's clever marketing imo. We're talking about it and that's the idea right?


7laserbears

I thought it was clever


Basic-Extension-5734

If thats the case then anything stupid is clever marketing people talk about almost anything, clever gotta be used on some shit that actually is called for, not no general shit that somebody can easily capitalize on


cringefacememe

we’re cutting down on password sharing — so we can *lay down hundreds of pounds of fake coke so our truck can sniff it to promote Griselda?*


rhodynative

It’s edited or cg or some shit


Heavy_Bicycle6524

If Charlie sheen woke up as a truck driver


lsdmovieenjoyer

Thats how you know the show is ass


J_Allmightee19

Optimus prime has a habit.


ripNoid

Looks like something you'd see on idiocracy. Infact, it's so surreal I had to double check that this was fake.


piralski

I'll be honest, if they go to this nonsense to promote this show, now I'm curious.


[deleted]

I want to watch it less because they promo it so hard


redbl00d

this video has ruined my life


The_Dude1324

the party bus


BluebirdCritical3287

Griselda Blanco -> Pablo Escobar with boobs


giantpurplepanda02

That truck needs rehab.


Dysanj

Keep that thing away from my Cocaine.


Andreastheslimjim

It's always wild to me how everyone always talks about serial killers being glorified (and for good reason of course) but nobody bats an eye when organized crime figures, plenty of whom are objectively worse than most serial killers, seem to get a pass in those conversations. Like I love organized crime shows and movies. Obsessed with the Mafia and true crime in general. But man imagine if the next big documentary about a terrorist was advertised with a fake bomb disabling robot rolling around on the streets or something. I'm not trying to make an ethical argument or comparison here I just think it's funny how discussions about the glorification of murderers are always focused on serial killers. Never people like Blanco, buchalter, and other big organized crime figures. IMO they are infinitely more glamorized than serial killers


cheerupfucker

subtle.


Bacontheblog

Ah the 80’s…


CreamyStanTheMan

What the fuck am I looking at 🤣?


Puma-Giraffe

Why are we glorifying the use of cocaine?


OwlGod98

That truck is doing coke


Objective-Big8793

Optimus really hitting a low point huh.


No_Fee_5383

Hunter Biden's new ride?


SeedManJones96

Griselda knows how to party


CortezDeLaNoche

I'll have what the tanker is having!


Gustenas

Me fr


Blank___-

One line of coke at the time. We're going to clean this streets


JESUS_PaidInFull

Sad state of affairs we find ourselves in.


Camwiz59

Michael Irving is driving


dani96dnll

I prefer to call it "Maradona"


lord_kosmos

Hey, besides what ever this AI marketing stunt is, the 10 part mini series was actually very entertaining and well done. Based on a true story, well portrayed characters and I love the convincing set design of the 60-80s. Just don’t google Griselda Blanco before and spoil yourself with all the deets.


BenderDeLorean

Me on the way to the club


BrothersInGame

can’t believe there’s people in this thread that don’t realize it’s a 3d render? a very clear one at that


Strict-Ad2084

I was wondering the same exact thing, it looked convincing until it passed by and you looked at those wheels…


[deleted]

I always overinflate my tyres, if makes driving feel so much more tactile and exciting


DatGamer36

cocain truck?


JayantMatherzz

Udta Punjab


Kilroy14

I knew a couple of chicks that did the same thing


Extension-Fishing-29

The coke-mobile


Dark_Krafter

Hes doing som lines


InformationInside460

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized)


Sig716762

Visions of Hunter Biden...


FizzyGoose666

Gross


3DSchmeeDee

Absolutely brilliant advertising.


dogmeat_donnie

So wouldn't the 'coke' be coming into the dish in spurts, rather than a constant stream? You know, just like the way it's going into the tube?


doglegjoe7306

looks like the hunter b1den express


Sparky2Dope

Man i remember my 20's.... like a lifetime ago!


Historical_Egg161

I agree


Medium_Buy_4908

Me when the homies from high school and I reunite and they ask me have I ever done coke


Zebracorn42

I once dated a girl named Grizelda.


Beautiful_Clerk_9698

It’s ludicrous how many people think this is cool, but then again addicts watch tv too. That is when they are not nodding 🙂‍↕️!🤪


hellomichelle87

Iykyk


RealisticFunction927

The John Belushi truck


silentObserver91

Netflix not only sucks but apparently snorts too.


[deleted]

There are children starving to death and dying all over the world. Why fill their bellies when we can do weird shit like this instead?


hoagielover68

The truck is a cgi render lol


[deleted]

CGI won’t feed them kids.


[deleted]

CGI can only feed CGI kids


[deleted]

Truth


KharamSylaum

Exactly! Those kids don't even properly appreciate all the fun shit we're doing


spookylucas

Send cocaine trucks to starving children!!


[deleted]

Honestly, kids are assholes anyway.


stonabones

HOLY CRAP!! I never thought I’d see any snort more than HUNTER!


Reaperfox7

Cocaine destroys lives


Retired_alligator

AI that’s it


zillskillnillfrill

Not everything is AI !! 😵‍💫 it's CGI


Retired_alligator

That is correct!


ValueAccomplished741

that’s aLOT of coke!


ElectriHolstein

You've heard of PG&E propane sniffing trucks? Well, how do you found the DEA coke sniffing truck.


_Cowley

u/savevideo


redbl00d

why must it do dat


Lurkay1

Buy an ad Netflix.


theycallmebrijesh

Literally me


Playful-Depth2578

Oh wow you made a digital asset


Creative_Nomad

No ads plz


radio_for_free

Nice cg work.


Hubbard1990

Me on a Saturday night.


linwin

Coke with high Street value


Aqui10

/u/donnieas our friend


The_Dog_IS_Brown

This is missing the promoted tag after the title... This is just an advertisement that has tricked all of us into engaging with it. Yeah, I know that includes me.


ViolentHippieBC

Dude dude dude that is the BEST FKN AD EVER!!! HILARIOUS.


jeffvillone

Damn bro. Save some for the rest of us. That looks like some primo booger sugar right there


-NinjaParrot

Am I the only one who wondered what would happen if I put my penis in there? Reckon it’d just pull it off or would it be the ultimate nut? (I know it’s CGI but still…)


RoyceKing222

Just legalize and regulate drugs already. This shows that the social drug stigma has drastically decreased or that people see drugs as part of regular american life. Almost the same as alcohol and cigarettes. May as well take the power and money from the cartels it would save a whole lot more lives and be a revenue stream rather than a revenue drain.


slothpyle

Cool. What a great way to spend the earth’s resources— on an add for a show no one will remember in 9 months.


avi--

Me and the lads on a night out 😂


mcthom17

If Hunter Biden was a truck🤣🤣🤣


Sidus_Preclarum

Is that Rue de Rivoli?!


6ynnad

Here comes the magic man


Car_Guy_Alex

Just hooverin' up some schneef


The_Coolest_Undead

obviously fake but still impressive anyway i know people who act like that at parties


HobblingWight

Dumb


Defiant-Mode-8386

My drunk ass though it was actually sniffing the actual painted straps


Dozerskullz

Why do I want to try coke now


Accomplished_Band323

I dont think this is real, it's too perfect yet the lighting blends in unnaturally, the tires don't move yet the logo moves alot, and the suction tube...a little to perfect to be so silent


MrNatural1971

If that was Portland can you imagine the mob running behind the truck.


Edmond-the-Great

Somebody transformed my mom into a truck?!?


ramsayjohn

Optimus Prime doing cocaine...


Realistic_Artist328

So is this Griselda a coke addict?


Obvious-Display-6139

Well… a new show with an ugly name and I guess lots of cocaine involved. Pass.


deadyorik

☹️


Ayoidgaf

Best caption


odiamemas16

Is the show any good? Narcos is great so if it’s anything like it I’m down


jeremysistrunk

This would have been cool if it some kind of practical use. A marketing Rube Goldberg machine that only snorts white rocks is pretty lame.


ReposadoAmiGusto

Wtf?? We definitely have become dumbed…


[deleted]

Not gonna watch it but pretty cringe. Glorifying drug use and violence.


JBoiter

I know some people from school that can do that.


realsies11

Me at the club


Tomahawkman222

Whatever griselda is keeps getting shoved on my face only ensuring I'll never engage with it in any way.


TruthHurts899

Is Charlie Sheen driving?


Double-0-N00b

Who paid you to post this here?