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iNeedOneMoreAquarium

Well, that's certainly one way to keep yourself grounded.


NebulaNinja

Most sane morning commuter.


MediocreMustache

They’re a perfectly sane morning commuter ![gif](giphy|weQSwYg767iuI|downsized)


OGNUTZ

SERENITY NOW!


Nodiggity1213

He's the fucking man [they call Ravine](https://youtu.be/4rL-PmCVBKU?si=mM4ZAg7iABf-HSPN)


reverendjesus

Fuck off, Conky


ConfusionOk4129

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


altruism__

Is that a fucking puppet?


spiritedgemmy

THANK YOU THAT'S ALL I KEPT ASKING MYSELF Edit: IT ISSS😐


Swallowthistubesteak

And in carpool


Bushdr78

I was waiting for the puppet to turn around and look at the camera guy.


Narrow_Ad_5502

Same. Was expecting it to slowly turn and flip off the camera guy or something


Luci_Noir

His head should turn around like the exorcist.


awesomehuder

I was expecting it to slowly move its head down to do you know what


Darkpurplebee

“I was supposed to meet randy feltface today, now we’re gonna be late!!”


adfejcjr

I’m not gonna lie. This could help. If you project all your negative thoughts to this puppet you could theoretically reason with your own thoughts. It helps to have someone listen at time even if it’s yourself


z0mbiemechanic

Why not practice your puppet skills when stuck in traffic?


Backdrop2

Could be getting ready for an upcoming show


Hour-Shake-839

I had a coworker who was really nice and a full bore home schooled kid with no social skills and he wanted to do a puppet comedy routine and he would sit in his truck at lunch and practice and it looked like he was just having a conversation with his puppet. We all knew he was a fragile little fella so we were supportive but I’m not sure where he ended up. He was not made for the work environment of the trades.


z0mbiemechanic

Maybe he's the person in the video.


clevrhandle

Underrated comment right here. I had tears watching this imagining being behind this person. Your damn right if break my phone out to record this.


z0mbiemechanic

Dude's living his best life. I know I'm normally just aggravated and frustrated sitting in traffic like this. At least he has a way to pass the time.


CeruleanRuin

Because driving with one hand is probably not a great idea.


z0mbiemechanic

What? I drive with one hand most of the time.


Prudent-Extension844

There’s a guy that speaks at the [LA City council meeting with a puppet.](https://youtu.be/ZXlc_3Ejwqc?si=igaQb5ag8CYdvRlu) he’s there every meeting without fail with his puppet


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

I... Actually admire that...


SlothTeeth

I always thought there would be more puppet people in our generation. They legit taught us everything (life skills) with puppets growing up from videos from the 70's into the 90's. I thought there would be more people with puppet persona. Puppet bars, puppet conventions... the would would be so much more fun and entertaining. Instead, we got furries and people who identify as fantasy creatures. Where are the puppet people we deserve??


Dronizian

The puppet people became furries, mostly. Also, Jeff Dunham made puppets look lame after doing the same few jokes with them year after year.


Luci_Noir

No they didn’t…


SlothTeeth

Jeff Dunham wasn't really a puppet person. I want communities who live life through a puppet.


ahhshoelay

I would like to direct you to a lovely youtube series called puppet history. Enjoy. :)


joe_becerra

I enjoy Randy Feltface.


BleednHeartCapitlist

I love that council meetings allow cussing


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

Would be absolutely fucking stupid if they didn't.


nature_remains

This is hilarious and giving me major GOB and Franklin D vibes… In this case (the council meeting commenter), I swear I can see this being a the result of a well meaning therapist who tried to get him to overcome his fears of public speaking. Maybe *you* can’t tell them, but what about *PuppetName*?? The nervous puppet laughter is killing me


Turbodann

Mr Garrison is on the city council in LA?!


rrgail

The puppet suddenly shoots mouth first into his lap…


Nickthegrip1

I was waiting for exactly the same thing LOL


Capnmolasses

![gif](giphy|bv5ZgqKNBATHG)


valar85

Starts making slurping noises! 👀


ThrowmeawayAKisCold

Roadside self-therapy? If it works for him!


ehartgator

You do not want to piss this guy off....


No-Pianist-7282

Unexpected Arrested Development? 


Stopikingonme

“It’s not easy being white”


serpentinepad

It ain't easy being brown,


vanvell

So much pressure to be bright


phatscoop

He's in a *Toyota* with a *Toy* on the *ota* hand...


Fooforthought

Hi dad


valar85

He might’ve been your father! But I’m your Daddy 🫦


bruhoof98

What is that?


AccomplishedRip4871

It's on his hand.


bruhoof98

Oh😭


ojohn69

This is Alanis Morissette's best song. One hand in my puppet


Jambonier

The other one making a turn sign


TotemTabuBand

Yeah, I never got the whole Alanis Morissette puppet thing either. Lol


Big_Schwartz_Energy

![gif](giphy|ndf3cLVyuI77O)


Stith1183

Would've been hilarious if the puppet just whipped around and stared directly at the dude recording. Lol


You-Go-Girl85

This is great!!


j8by7

He misses his wife


adfejcjr

Honestly I see it as a way to throw out any negative emotions. Like let the puppet essentially take out all the heat.


dththrs

Totally not staged at all whatsoever


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

Yeah, super easy to stage bumper to bumper traffic. “Guys, c’mon, it’s for my Insta!”


dththrs

Youve never followed a friend to a destination?


Background_MilkGlass

I was thinking "what the fuck is wrong with that dog?"


Combat_Nun2012

Hahaha, oh man. Can honestly say I have never seen that before.


BDR529forlyfe

It’s Franklin!


REDDrum5150x

Am I having a stroke? What am I looking at?


TallBlonde10

I’m 💀💀💀! Thank you for sharing/recording! I’ve heard of the “ Doll Girlfriend’ experience but not the muppets/puppets! Wonder what the fight is about,where to get lunch 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️, may the muppet/puppet Win, looks very Hangry and Dangerous


BadaBingLLc

Not all heroes wear capes


shavedape61

At least he has someone to talk to on his commute.


Turbodann

Self help in 2024...


Not_average38

Practicing for a show probably


i_got_feef

To be fair, I have complete hypothetical arguments by myself on the way into work some days. This might be an advanced coping mechanism


infernalspawnODOOM

"These jerks can't drive, can they, Mupzy?" "\*Dey sure can't, boss\*" "You're alright, Mupzy."


Entire-Ad4566

What a muppet


The_Cozy_Burrito

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


111creative-penguin

r/contagiouslaughter


luckonius

Kermit: Beaker calm down, you're as moody as Piggy. Piggy: what did you say Kermit?!!!!


toolargo

Schizophrenia does things to people sometimes!


ShadowWizard69420

Wait till they both look at you


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

GOB Bluth and Franklin get stuck in traffic…


JackCooper_7274

Wilson would never talk to me like that


Intense_Crayons

Beside yourself with anger.


DFASolarBurst

I wish I could hear the conversation.


Excellent_Street4651

Is that a muppet?


SteakSwimming1234

People will do anything to get in HOV lanes


Fubianipf

The dangers of road rage.


amateurviking

I thought that was Unicorse for a second


Educational_Eye5793

Is.... is that a .. muppet?????


jdog1067

Or is it a man? If it’s a muppet, it’s a very manly muppet. If it’s a man, it’s a muppet of a man.


Educational_Eye5793

🤣🤣🤣 Well played


Numerous-Stranger-81

No, just a puppet. Muppets are trademarked.


raymate

Is this the new muppet movie


Falken-Excelsior

I found when I started talking to myself things were going downhill fast


Blnkfrst_Nolstnam

He's not talking to himself... anymore


christopher4177

Too funny


Stosbainu

He’s the ultimate savior for humanity


Prestigious_Shape648

😂😂😂😂


Admirable-Natural676

Looks to me like they’re duetting.


anspee

No Mr. Hat, I'm trying to drive!


Coreysurfer

Hate when my puppet embarrasses me in public


Educational-Watch829

Has anyone seen The Beaver? Lol this guy took it a little too seriously https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DOSOWNS3jts&pp=ygUSVGhlIGJlYXZlciB0cmFpbGVy


lovelife0011

That watch what you say stuff doesn’t work here.


Background_Prize_726

Puppet practice and "therapy" all at once.


DaGrrr

I’m assuming everyone else is also imaging the puppet has Beaker from the Muppets voice?


ineverknewmyfather

The Beaver (2011)


Roberto_El_Rabioso

Don't assume things. You aren't riding in that truck with them.


BigOlSass

"it's a puppet," that's offensive to say about his wife, sir.


mjay6969

Don't let yourself bro, she don't deserve you


Jealous_Use9688

Peanut needs a Valium


Fit_Driver_9239

Well, it’s certainly one way of dealing with traffic and road construction haha 😂


whoisniko

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


Blnkfrst_Nolstnam

Exactly


florentchauveau

r/maybemaybemaybe


Password-is-Tac0

I saw someone playing bagpipes while stuck in traffic the other day


LaphroaigianSlip81

“This traffic is terrible mr hat”


BleednHeartCapitlist

Loneliness is a real thing. Props to this guy for finding a way to make it


No_Question_6836

What a freak.


SnooAdvice6571

That's one of the muphets


-SlapBonWalla-

Tfw you've been alone so long that you get into arguments with your right hand.


Evexxxpress

Pro move for using HOV lanes


Fragrant_Tear2140

Lol ey, you gotta practice when you can


shavedape61

He's practicing


DawgTactical93

Man is losing an argument to himself


elray007

What is that wasn't a Puppet. But like a sentient living puppet.


Stuman93

Unicorn puppet from Bluey


Luci_Noir

r/contagiouslaughter


lookoutat666

why is she sitting in the middle?


Chaddy300

Id be tripping too 🤣


BigMembership2315

Something you don’t see everyday


EssayBetter6318

What an amazing human being, hopefully it’s for fun and not something else.


tfriedmann

She can't hurt you if you've said it to yourself already, this dude is preparing for battle


Guardian-Boy

![gif](giphy|4On0BLjQuL8YM)


za72

This must be some form of masterbation...


Thin-Tart8130

Probably rehearsing the arguement he's going to have with his wife when he gets home.


Daftdoug

Unicourse?


Fluffy_Statement_565

Unicorse?


MasterMisterMike

![gif](giphy|gF5nuA6lajCuY)


FattyPepperonicci69

Why is nobody using the zipper lane?


Effective_Device_185

A Muppet??


Bm_93

Is that a puppet or a very bad plastic surgery?


Eterniity69

That is not a puppet so many ppl just live to live life is not just for living seek knowledge evolve create abosrb


Trying2GetBye

Buster??


Hyperexor

Love that for him 🤗


pauliewalnuts64

Looks like a Muppet head


AcceptableExternal87

Putting on a show while y’all wait


No_Thanks2907

dude must own a rifle


gregthelurker

This is what being in a relationship is actually like, not a blow up doll or waifu pillow… lol… I, for one, commend this man for addressing the true nature of his loneliness.


trenchcoatcharlie_

I bet he saves a fortune on therapy


Valuable-Ad-288

What's that puppet from Bluey?


cammyboom

Thought that was a Llama in the backseat for a hot second.


increddibelly

I cannot unsee it. All I'm thinking is, why is there an angry muppet in that car, and where's the camera.


giceman715

Gotta practice when you can I guess


kklug24

Is that beaker and bunson honeydew?


RedN00ble

I was afraid the puppet would go down on him


thomasoldier

https://youtu.be/SV1mKeSm23M


DaysofThe_Weak

I was expecting the Jennifer Lopez south park plot twist


adfejcjr

Not going to lie, but this would actually help me out during stressful times and overthinking. It could really help me with thought processing, like let the puppet be the devils advocate and you be your true self, have the argument and find out who is really right in the situation you are in.


Different-Spring982

He’s the main character and we are the comedy gag of puzzled onlookers


IntelligentFormal559

Haha. Haha. The more you think about it the more you’re cracking up


SignificantLeader

Are you behind Jim Hensen?


TheJAY_ZA

He certainly seems to have his own struggles... Probably practicing for when he gets home and the Wife & MIL start in on him...


NoPanic7663

“Insanity is the definition of doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result”


vuplusuno

WTF 😳


Ravel_Xi

You sure he's not on Tik Tok or some other live? Weird world we live in


jocko75

Its just jeff dunham. Its fine.


DrDeafPhD

![gif](giphy|3oEjI1bKMGNs1c3cnS)


BoneDaddyChill

This is the same flavor of shenanigans I pull when Esk8ing. Sometimes I carry a squishy but realistic ice cream cone, and once someone sees me and checks it out, I maintain eye contact as I smoosh it onto my face.


Armored_Phoenix

Damn this took me a minute to realize what I was watching 😅🤣😂


Top_Olive_2953

Downvote: just like my comment.


bootsay

Is that a muppet


Hillie1

Ppl are insane!


Efficient-Ability906

He's high as a kite!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


elgranchobi2

😂😂😂😂😂😂


cosmicslop01

I appreciate Autism at its finest


thatguyshack

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂