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simpledeadwitches

That's the whole point my friend. It's to let you know that they are safe and friendly, kind of fucked up eh?


BeefChopJones

I must be afraid of intimacy, then, bc these little guys terrified me when they first appeared. Love em now, tho. Silly little jar heads.


Etska300

Watch out! There's a vagina behind you! Did I scare you?


hykierion

No! Not a vagina! It's horrifying!!


xXSalads_AkimboXx

“Eww it looks like a sad old man”


DragoninR

When did Meg become a hunter?


Contemporarium

I love how everyone who’s played the game has said how they eventually grew on them and went from scary to cute


Tzaphiriron

I mean, they’re weird as fuck and make weird sounds but they ARE cute. I watch too much horror, read too much horror, I never saw them as scary :). But I live in the dark.


guitarnoodleluv

Just like....returning homeeee *turns and winks at camera*


Sak63

what the hell


dumptrucksrock

Well sure. Bloodborne is full of feminine themes and iconography.


casperdacrook

When the “it looks like a pussy” joke backfires because it really is one


horseradish1

Hey, unrelated, but has anybody noticed how everything in Alien looks like a dick?


Thatgamerguy98

That was the point I believe. If you look at the face hugger. Its undercarriage looks like a fucked-up vagina with a dick proboscis protruding from it. The enitre design of the Alien has undertones og the darkest sexual nature.


Lennep

One of the main themes of Alien is the body horror a woman experiences during pregnancy


BeepBeepWhistle

And sexual assault (in this case resulting in pregnancy). A friend of mine once jokingly reduced it to “alien is what happens when you make a movie where men get r*ped.. and who survives..? A woman”.


behind_the_doors

They were created from human dna and facehuggers are effectively the "reproductive organ" of aliens so it makes a small amount of sense at least lol


synister29

Not the face huggers.


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

I mean they hug the face an insert a long schlong with a pussy like opening that goes down the throat to deposit eggs


SignalDevelopment649

So, we gotta take a small step back here. Alien's design is inspired (or, possibly, made) by H.R Giger. Ginger-inspired designs, as well as Ginger's original art is something we can call "Biomechanical art". Alien, obviously, is one of the main examples of this art. Unfortunately, Giger was horny, so many of his and and his followers' (ig I can call them that) art pieces are also horny. Hence the phallic themes in Alien. As well as "suspiciously" looking underside of a Facehugger. Alot of Biomechanical things look extremely horny but also within the realm of "decent enough to not be just porn". This and then there's just straight up merely disguised fetish in the form of "Erotomechanics" by Giger Himself.


horseradish1

You might need to reread the comment I wrote, because it feels like you fell for the joke I was making.


GutsySan

All of that because of Giger


CidCrisis

My art has been commended as strongly vaginal, which makes some men uncomfortable.


SpunkyMcButtlove07

Jacky Treehorn treats objects like women, man!


Soft_Return9722

Nice reference


FugginIpad

Even the word itself is enough to make men uncomfortable.  Vagina. 


UncarvedWood

Johnson????


C4tdiscusserb01

Reference to what, exactly?


UncarvedWood

The big lebowski


muckypup82

Far out, man.


VideoBrew

It’s a good comment, and thorough.


yeetingthisaccount01

everybody in this comment section should watch HoneyBat's "Visceral Femininity" essay, it's really good and goes in depth in why Bloodborne is so unnerving yet appealing. TBSkyen also has some chilling analysis as well.


KinkyLeviticus

She does have some great insights in that video. Worth a listen if you enjoy literary analysis.


TrumpWasABadPOTUS

As someone who watches an unhealthy ampunt of video essays, this one is top tier. Only Jacob Geller makes better video essays, and he doesn't have one on Bloodborne.


LilacMages

When #justgirlythings takes a really weird turn


hakamhakam

Also dark souls - the shape of Humanity item icon also have this theme


BestialWarchud

It is probably intentional tbh


SmolBeanXVII

I mean femininity and motherhood is such a massive theme in Bloodborne, it makes sense that there’d be some yonic symbology


NyxShadowhawk

Bloodborne's entire deal is the horror of pregnancy and birth, so...


lorditay

Horrors of British child birth


Yksi_Idiootti_Apina

"I have some bad news for you Miss Yharnam, the baby, it's British"


lorditay

“Oh no is it too late to abort it?” Doctor: “well if you sign this we can use the fetus as a meal for beast hunters”


IceTeaCat

One of my favorite things about bloodborne is the fact that this game has some many different genres of horror. They really intended to make everyone who plays this game Terrified or Disturbed.


Dainfintium

I saw a very uplifting post that gave me a small sliver of hope for the future in the usual slew of drearyness, then I scrolled down and saw this... thank you for tempering my expectations


TeaLeaf0

I love when people start to realize vaginas are everywhere in bloodborne


lumidna

I read that as vegans for some reason. Definitely not a single vegan in BB loll


Academic-Map-1035

Bloodborne is all about girly things so yeah


C4tdiscusserb01

“Girly” is one way to put it


sum-random-emo

Its the girliest game of all time :3


[deleted]

There was an entire video I watched about bloodborne being "female" horror. Birth, blood, "orphan of kos", metaphors for menstruation, trying to replicate birth, etc. The blood starved beast literally is a monster vagina.


jcdoe

I think they were going for feminine horror, yes. I’m not so sure they stuck the landing (women don’t find vaginas horrifying), but I agree this could have been intended as genitalia


Many_Veterinarian702

I think it’s more of a horrific twist on the female anatomy that trying to scare people with female genitalia


Alexander_Akers3115

It's less the imagery itself but more of all the worst parts of femininity (for context I'm a dude so please correct me if I'm wrong). For example miscarriages are represented by the malformed great one that the prostitute gives birth to, this part also kind of leads into a fear victorian era lower class women which was more powerful men (the great ones representing men in this case) abuse of their bodies and abandoning them with the consequences. Then there is dying in child birth as seen with the Orphan, and birth in general and its very painful aspects.


yeetingthisaccount01

it's less "vaginas spooky ooo" and more the idea that the cycle of violence inflicted on women and others who give birth is horrific. it has both forced birth and forced abortion, both sides of having your bodily autonomy stripped. characters who don't want to be mothers are forced into it (Arianna), while characters who do have their children taken forcefully (Queen Yharnam). you can't win either way.


Trash_Emperor

I feel like the vagina by itself isn't found horrifying but I do know women who felt like they had to live in shame for a time when they started getting their period because they had very heavy flow. In that sense I can imagine that it's scary or even terrifying to have to deal with the changes your body goes through during puberty.


weloveyoubenzel_v3

No but they do find pregnancy and childbirth horrifying


forgottengodking

Smash


onepassafist

Next question


CyberTacos1

Pretty sure it's a dead child...


Pologon351

Did he stutter?


GargantuanGorganzola

Your point being?…


Yksi_Idiootti_Apina

Even better


Christmas1176

Yeah ur getting hunted


NoSalamander7749

Whatever could you mean.


Accomplished_Can5442

I think OP is referring to a serious condition where ducks are born without beaks which makes them look kind of like this. Alternatively they could be referencing that hoochie coochie bloodbussy.


Podoboo322

Very good, OP


Molgera124

It’s quite yonic and definitely intentionally


BarryBadgernath1

I said yonic in a comment some months ago and a bunch of people tried to correct my spelling


Molgera124

Well, they can go to the Defiled Chalice for that.


dslipperz

that looks like ah.. wait nvm, not possible


Elyced32

\*sigh\* \*unzips pants\*


DinosaurPornstar

"GOOD HUNTER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE LITTLE ONES??"


Moon-Scented-Hunter

“THERE’S NO LAWS AGAINST THE MESSENGERS, DOLL!”


BetterMetalJake

What are you doing step hunter?


cthulucore

##PUSSY


DecepticonPropaganda

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BarryBadgernath1

r/putyourdickinthat


GusBus-Nutbuster

Dont have to tell me twice


V2_Seeking_revenge

Looks like that fetus at the Bienevento House in Resident Evil 8


Chais912

"Use the doll". . Nah. .thanks. . I got something else in mind


meanmagpie

Yes! Another one of my “these themes were originally going to be much more present but got cut for some reason” theories. There are MANY references to the female reproductive system in Bloodborne to the point that it’s difficult to write off a coincidence, but at the same time, not quite enough to fully connect the dots. The emphasis on blood, Queen Yarnham (the bloody wedding dress really screams “THE HORROR IS THE FEMININE”), The Nightmare of *Mensis*, and obviously the numerous references to pregnancy and childbirth littered throughout the game. It is no coincidence that these themes exist in a game that also feature tiny, yonic vagina-faced monsters. This doesn’t confirm anything, but as a bit of supporting evidence, I’ve seen some very feminist comments from Miyazaki himself regarding female characters in gaming—that is to say, a Miyazaki game in which the horror stems from the female experience would not come out of left field.


UselessKezia

I don't think the themes were cut at all, they're just From Soft-ed (see: abstracted to the point that most people can miss them entirely). And even then I'd say BBs narrative themes are the least abstracted of any Soulsborne game A lot of discussion in here about the horror of childbirth/ womanhood but there's another side of the coin too, which is the parallel between powerful, male dominated institutions such as the church coveting the Old Ones power as "godlike" but these same gods being desperate for the simple human ability to procreate, something which was more commonly worshipped in early, (often pre-Abrahamic) cultures. The very Christian themed aesthetics surrounding the healing church and the scholars are 100% intentional, and in reference to how contemporary religion has taken the divine power of creation from women and tried to ascribe it to men through their "god". In spite of the very real horror the game evokes regarding reproduction it still suggests that it is the only truly "divine" power, to create new life


SantaMan336

Wait, that's their mouth?


Crazy_Molasses_5914

They have one of three skins that I know of. On that looks mostly normal, one with really big teeth, and the one in the picture.


landartheconqueror

Vagaña


SoSmartish

I should call her.


Zemrik

Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't thi--


Randomguy9375

At first I was gunna shit on this but knowing the feminine themes in this game you might be onto something


Indiiglow

WELL NOT UNTIL I'VE SEEN THEM IN THIS MUCH DETAIL I HAVEN'T


old_guy98

Guys whats this from?


old_guy98

Wait nvm i jerked off already.


Crazy_Molasses_5914

It's from Bloodborne. That's also the name of the subreddit.


weloveyoubenzel_v3

the game is called bloodborne.. strong themes of femininity and child birth literally the final(ish) boss being killing a god damn wet nurse with audio of a crying baby It’s shaped like a vagina because women have vaginas, hope that clears it up


Fractured_Senada

You know, I never realized how much the messengers faces looked like moon presence’s till now…least the mouth is very similar.


the_vengefull-one

Pretty sure even Jacksepticeye called it a Vagina Face when he did his playthrough so.


Hairy-Fuel-6275

He did lol, on multiple occasions


vicegt

You leave gumpy alone, he's just a little guy!


BootyShepherd

BONK


Viot-Abrob

No bonk, that really is it


Anjn_Shan

I'd known about that since... actually, I'd already known about it, from the beginning, there's really no 'since.' But I compartmentalized and moved on. I'd smash.


UselessKezia

It's definitely by design. The degree to which Bloodborne fans still aren't familiar with the themes of Bloodborne is startling. I blame all the early lore YT channels banging on about it being "anti-religion" and not looking any deeper than the surface level


fiveplatypus

Not at all? What do you see?


ArseBlarster420

Your mom


ZeGamingCuber

the messengerussy


Own_Membership_1330

that's the point


birdlad69

I know what this is going for, but honestly they always just remind me of all the things in the binding of Isaac with exaggerated cleft lips, which is more of the "everything is a dead baby" thing than "everything is childbirth"


Tehu-Tehu

go read berserk, it will feel much more intentional after reading it and knowing miyazaki is a huge fan.


Leginneb

... ... ... I don't see it (👼)


RockyHorror134

I always thought they looked like Ghostface


moccawimba

Would.


Anubra_Khan

Ribbed for my pleasure.


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Agreeable-Link-1434

Looks warm...


Eaglearcher20

[r/dontputyourdickinthat](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/s/BDBhIqELxo)


aceintheho1e

Ribbed. For pleasure.


calm-mayhem

bro how long did you look for this high-res immage and why does it even exist lol


MembraneintheInzane

It's the eldritch horrussy. 


CousinVinnyTheGreat

#DO NOT THE MESSENGERS


National-Oven81

thanks. Never gonna unsee this.


Zepp_BR

Wait, so they're something like aborted fetuses? The ghost of "children that would be" that protect you with Innocence?


aplagueofsemen

Wow! Now that mention it, it kind of looks like a snake’s mouth.


Darkavenger_13

Nah, What would you be reffering to?


[deleted]

Well I haven't until you pointed it out


Tuna-1917

NO! The messengers are innocent and naive little babes, they would never


MexicanHam2

Would


Pizza_man007

You mean like the Dune popcorn bucket?


Gordo_de_elite

it looks like both a pussy and a dick at the same time. interesting indeed


Lategral

*BONK*


President_Bunny

Someone link the essay...


Sylvakin0

Yes. A portal to hell. Indecision hell that is


disgustinghonnor

Holy shit vangeneer from old tf2 good stuff


rayshmayshmay

*”Have you ever seen a portal?”*


NoeShake

This reminds me of Masahiro Ito and SH stuff. Even though it may seem like it, probably not.


Rumham89

I see Squidward


onepassafist

r/dontputyourdickinthat


FullHonor9482

Well now I can’t unsee it


wicked_one_at

Never to be unseen,… thank you! 😖


No-Organization2859

It’s just foreshadowing


Lennep

Thanks a lot, now I don't want the Bloodborne Remaster anymore


Odd_Hunter2289

But if you use their mouth, do you get frenzy or insight? 🤔


Crazy_Molasses_5914

Both.


Pyle_Plays

I meeeann… if you turn it upside down, there no way that’s NOT what it’s supposed to be.


dpotilas89

No but now that you ask i kinda see it


Nick_of_Astora

Duck you. Now I can't unsee... this


doinurmombecauseican

This is why y'all mfs are simping over dolls (I'd hit tho)


Scared_Chemical_9910

Well now I am


Jc-sus_master69

Hear me out …


iTiton

Technical name is cleft lip, but vaginas, why not?


LivingBackwardz

CHHHHHOOOOOOCCCOOOOLLAAATEE


AshCompose

Now, hear me out tho


EthanPe219

It's what makes them unique


Sisyphac

So between Gaping Dragon or Ebrietas which one you hitting first?


The_Fell

Would.


nathansanes

I'm... intrigued


holyshit-i-wanna-die

I didn’t until now thanks for that


Zhu_Rong

A bird mouth


Kaldrinn

In case anyone is wondering, no, the actual bath messengers do not have vulvaes for mouths. They even have teeth. But nice one op.


Crazy_Molasses_5914

No. Some of them do look like this. This is a link to a picture in the game. FYI, it's the one on the very left. [https://images.app.goo.gl/5FVZ7DL6UNmXHKXj9](https://images.app.goo.gl/5FVZ7DL6UNmXHKXj9)


MatheusFarias03

When observing the shape of the head, you'll notice a similarity with its counterpart, which is quite intriguing given the game's main theme of abortion, as well as the transcendence of intellect to perceive a different world. Designing a character in a way where the penis represents the head and the vagina symbolizes the mouth is no coincidence; it aligns perfectly with the plot. The character who becomes pregnant is a queen, and as such, a queen needs to communicate with her people. Her pregnancy, conceived by a higher being.


Iron_Evan

Don't.


Safinn_Simagrees

Oh baby look there's some philosophers 'round here.


Obelion_

Guys this is a pretty bad disease children can be born with where the nose and mouth are fused. Don't Google it but once you've seen it you will never see female parts again.


Tallal2804

Ran Through


BigIronGothGF

Nope. Nobody has ever thought of anything but a mouth


Crazy_Molasses_5914

Not according to the comments.


esssssto

German did say i could use everything so don't mind if i do...


Incine_Akechi

Why 😭


flaxeggs

Piggy backing on the Bloodborne is uterine horror, I just had a baby last year and pregnancy/child birth was exactly like Bloodborne Mostly /s. Except when I had to get on my hands and knees to get baby in better position I felt just like fake Iosefka 🤣


claybine

And the brow region looks like a peen. The face actually looks like an amalgamation for both genitalia.


Rekka_Kien

Papaya.


kkkaiahrn

"Why not let them be happy, and revel as babes?"


VicLovin_

Hear me out


AlterMyStateOfMind

A Georgia O'Keeffe painting


6foot-7foot

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Impressive_Look_7504

When I first saw these guys my entail thought was that they looked like a mash up of genatalia


kpthowdy666

Looks like they have a lot of guy friends. Because.... ya know, less drama.


crumblypancake

OP, You do realise the entire game is a horror story focused on birth, right? I mean, it is literally the name of the game. Just about everything is related to menstruation/mensi[e]s & birth.


starblissed

Nope, what else could it be :)


vestraegir

Intentional. There's even what appears to be a cervix.


awpickenz

calm down there Georgia O'Keeffe.


Ollidouis_Goofoff

Everything reminds me of Barb


Hot_Wonder_3417

Can someone help me beat the guy on the wheelchair


Stylianos_34

Just listen to the sounds they make, sounds like someone with a full mouth


fsitdiyxiy

actually, the name "Kos" (spelling not translating) in arabic is what you're thinking.


CryptedCode

My girlfriend just started playing bloodborne and as soon as she saw that it was "Why is that one's mouth a vagina" so I guess that's something


Cosmicxss

Nope, but now you made me see it


LogicalMarsupial9751

I just know that little dudes giving insane head


CawknBowlTorcher

Do not the messenger


Ill_Currency_9797

Ghost face


SnooChipmunks08

Ugh, what kinda snapper have u been in?


PsiThomDx

Reminds me of Mara from the Shin Megami Tensei line of games


Dantexr

In war times, every hole is a trench 🤷🏻‍♂️


suchayeparagon

Chronically online or just horny?


Ok_Fly_6652

I was thinking about this common deformity and how this little dude pulled the worst case of it possible.


EducationalFox3943

Not till now.


X420StepsAheadX

Leave the messengers alone, they busy buying various hats


NinjaBabysitter

I guess this checks out that the white blood in the doll came from Gehrmans pp