Not sure this qualifies since you can understand with context, but I always tell my kids to take a "Tactical wee" before leaving just about anywhere we go.
“Honey, go potty before we head to the park, there’s no bathroom there”
“But I could just do a bush wee!”
Driving in the car and urination just became a class 4 emergency.
“Honey, we are almost home, can you hold on for 2 more minutes?”
SCREAMING “JUST LET ME DO A BUSH WEEEEEEE!”
Pull over so she can pee on the side of the road 1.5 blocks from our house. Then dad gets home later “Dad! I did my first bush wee!!”
Oh God.. is "bush wee" like a common thing in Australia? As in not just the you're out in the middle of woods but even in town just peeing in bushes? I really hope they're just leaning on the joke of them being dogs or something.
I've had to explain to my 6 year old son that unless we're camping out in the woods with no bathrooms around, you can't just go pee in a bush when you have to go. There will almost always be an accessible bathroom nearby. I've heard this is an issue in other parts of the world, but in small town America, every gas station, coffee shop and fast food place has a bathroom that's generally accessible to the public. There's never a need to go pee in a bush while in town.
They did it on a road trip and were nowhere near a town. I haven't had to do it in years, but there have definitely been times where I've had to do the same thing.
They have done it in relatively public places too though. The bush outside the take out restaurant comes to mind and at least one other.
If I was on a road trip and my kid absolutely can't hold it and there's no town for miles, then that falls under the "in the woods, middle of nowhere" that I mentioned. But my kid isn't going and peeing in a bush outside a restaurant or in a yard.
Oh good point about the restaurant, I had forgotten. That one may have been more "they're dogs" than the road trip. Certainly I'd be *very* surprised if it's a common Australian thing in the center of Brisbane.
Yeah I guess I just didn't know if Australia is like Europe where free accessible public bathrooms just aren't a thing and so peeing outside becomes more common. But like where I am, if I was in that situation, the majority of restaurants would have a bathroom that's generally available to the public so we'd just go inside.
Sometimes they're for "customers only" but if I'm ordering takeout I'm still a customer. And even if you're not a customer, generally if you are there with a little kid who needs to go, they'll usually let you just go.
Australia is big on free public facilities - toilets, play equipment, benches and picnic tables, barbecues, showers at the beaches etc.
I think that one was more a case of Bandit losing control of the situation, than Bandit regularly letting the kids pee in the bushes outside the restaurant.
The phrase "tactical wee" has quieted so many arguments about "but mooooom I don't have to goooooo" (and then 10 minutes later they're about to burst.)
I tell my wife to take a tactical wee all the time.
She has a very bad habit of waiting to go. She'll get hit with the urge and instead of going will still do other things like chores/cleaning up.
Former vet tech 👋🏼 I love this 🥰 I hope your clinic is a healthy workplace and that you get regular puppy kisses. Also, you probably know this, but kittens fit in scrub pockets. Just fyi.
Oh yeah, luv, it's your doodad.
Oh, yeah, the doodad.
Yeah, luv, you need a new doodad.
(Something broke at work and I said we needed a new doodad. Forevermore, whenever something breaks, I'll say we need a new doodad.)
We got shirts made for my kids who are turning 1, 4, and 3.
Gotta be one, four real life, and this is threefficult. I’m almost certain no one will get it 😂
Oh, and my husband’s shirt has his all time fave: “DOUBLE CHOCOLATE IN A CUP, EXTRA LARGE”
“A small red dog that is definitely NOT. CALLED. MARJORIE!” I say this one about our corgi puppy pretty often 😂
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I've read through the comments, and i read everything in the characters' voices in my head instinctively, hehe. "Mooom, bingos husband is better than mine!"
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A text I sent my sister in law for our watch party 🎉
"I'm bursting", "I slipped on mah beans", "nice parking spot Rita", "sometimes it doesn't have to be words, just noises are fine, BORP BORP BORP", " I had wabies:)", " IS MY CAR SCWATCHED?", "Poor hecuba, he always loved hamburgers", "Dad enters the room", "I HATE PLANTS >:(", and finally "I AM THE FLAMINGO QUEEN!"
I work in a older peoples home and have a habit of walking into the lounge and saying "Good morning everybody, say good morning everyone, whaddup party people?" When I start shift. Gets a good response to be fair!
Awww, I slipped on muh beans!
Literally first thing that came to my mind!
Not sure this qualifies since you can understand with context, but I always tell my kids to take a "Tactical wee" before leaving just about anywhere we go.
“bush wee” and “tactical wee” are now solid parts of my kids’ vocabularies
I genuinely had to have a conversation with my 3 year old about how bush wees at nursery are not ok and she has to go in and use the toilet 🤦🏻♀️
“Honey, go potty before we head to the park, there’s no bathroom there” “But I could just do a bush wee!” Driving in the car and urination just became a class 4 emergency. “Honey, we are almost home, can you hold on for 2 more minutes?” SCREAMING “JUST LET ME DO A BUSH WEEEEEEE!” Pull over so she can pee on the side of the road 1.5 blocks from our house. Then dad gets home later “Dad! I did my first bush wee!!”
Similar. For a good little while I'd watch my girls run past not one but two perfectly good toilets so they could pee in the backyard. It was awesome.
My tween never did this, but I can definitely see my toddler doing it in the future. Send help lol
Same, big part of our family vocabulary
Oh God.. is "bush wee" like a common thing in Australia? As in not just the you're out in the middle of woods but even in town just peeing in bushes? I really hope they're just leaning on the joke of them being dogs or something. I've had to explain to my 6 year old son that unless we're camping out in the woods with no bathrooms around, you can't just go pee in a bush when you have to go. There will almost always be an accessible bathroom nearby. I've heard this is an issue in other parts of the world, but in small town America, every gas station, coffee shop and fast food place has a bathroom that's generally accessible to the public. There's never a need to go pee in a bush while in town.
They did it on a road trip and were nowhere near a town. I haven't had to do it in years, but there have definitely been times where I've had to do the same thing.
They have done it in relatively public places too though. The bush outside the take out restaurant comes to mind and at least one other. If I was on a road trip and my kid absolutely can't hold it and there's no town for miles, then that falls under the "in the woods, middle of nowhere" that I mentioned. But my kid isn't going and peeing in a bush outside a restaurant or in a yard.
Oh good point about the restaurant, I had forgotten. That one may have been more "they're dogs" than the road trip. Certainly I'd be *very* surprised if it's a common Australian thing in the center of Brisbane.
Yeah I guess I just didn't know if Australia is like Europe where free accessible public bathrooms just aren't a thing and so peeing outside becomes more common. But like where I am, if I was in that situation, the majority of restaurants would have a bathroom that's generally available to the public so we'd just go inside. Sometimes they're for "customers only" but if I'm ordering takeout I'm still a customer. And even if you're not a customer, generally if you are there with a little kid who needs to go, they'll usually let you just go.
Australia is big on free public facilities - toilets, play equipment, benches and picnic tables, barbecues, showers at the beaches etc. I think that one was more a case of Bandit losing control of the situation, than Bandit regularly letting the kids pee in the bushes outside the restaurant.
Aussie here, My three year old loves a bush wee in the back yard, or the park that has no loos. I think it’s a little boy thing.
The phrase "tactical wee" has quieted so many arguments about "but mooooom I don't have to goooooo" (and then 10 minutes later they're about to burst.)
"I'm busting"
I tell my wife to take a tactical wee all the time. She has a very bad habit of waiting to go. She'll get hit with the urge and instead of going will still do other things like chores/cleaning up.
Absolutely. Our little one has recently started to get the hang of toilet training, and understands the benefit of a tactical wee before bedtime.
Magic claw has no children. His days are free and easy.
My boy's very firmly in the 2 year old stretch now and I feel that one sooo hard.
My daughter pooped herself at the vets office the other day while we were there for my rabbit, and I wished I had been born a claw machine.
Don’t worry! You’ll still be using the line when your kid is 4!
>Don’t worry! You’ll still be using the line when your kid is 40! FTFY 😂
“Nice parking spot, Rita!”
“Thanks, Janet!”
That's what happens when you're not happy with what you've got: someone's husband eventually gets it!
Poor Hecuba...
He always loved hamburgers.
This is one of my favorites
Accurate. I once texted this to my mother, and she was very concerned.
Very, very true lol
I actually said this today.
"and the fridge doesn't like me"
“I…know?”
[beep beep]
Beep twice if we can be friends.
For real life?!
For real life!
How very dare you!
Run your little sausage dog legs!
I JUST said this right before I opened this thread. Haha.
I am a vet tech and I say this whenever I’m walking a dachshund
Former vet tech 👋🏼 I love this 🥰 I hope your clinic is a healthy workplace and that you get regular puppy kisses. Also, you probably know this, but kittens fit in scrub pockets. Just fyi.
But I don't want a valuable lime lesson!
I just want an ice cream...
Bahahahah I got this put on my kid’s birthday shirt and I do not regret it.
BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP
BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP
BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP
BORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORPBORP
BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP
Aaaaaaaaand why should I care?
"I forgot about the catchphrase"
Aaaaand why should I care?
What's your favorite food?
...children.
Just kidding, it's chicken bucket.
"The thing is, I do this to myself."
Dad enters the chat
Iiiiiits Daaaaad!
👏. 👏. 👏.
YAY DAD! THAT GUYS AWESOME!
I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog!
Says a cartoon dog lol
Aww I wanted bum worm chocolate
"Here come the GRANNIES!"
If you hit a flamingo you’ve gone too far.
My son dropped this one when we were visiting the zoo last week.
LOL! Good kid there. 🙂
My favourite one so far🤣
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SUN. It's meant to be there.
I wanted to say this on Monday after the eclipse so badly
I have nothing to say about the sun!
I HAVE A WIFE!
Aww, BISCUITS!!
Cheese and jam.
That's definitely the one from the time Bingo jumped on his biscuits in Sleepytime.
This is my text alert.
“Stay out of it, cattle dog!” “Twelve hundred! And eighteen lollies”
“Her face is at bum level! It’s hard not to!” “That could have been ME…”
Lucky's dad's rules!
I was at a kids party a few weeks back and there was a game of pass the parcel. Heard one of the other Dads ask "It is Luckys Dads rules?"
That’s awesome, I literally scrolled to see if this one was in the thread
It's just monkeys singing songs, mate.
You know what’s here now. You don’t have to keep coming back to this place.
😭
ANY and all times bingo says “babe” in her manly voice
i love all her characters. her mechanic impression is one of my favs lol
Oh yeah, luv, it's your doodad. Oh, yeah, the doodad. Yeah, luv, you need a new doodad. (Something broke at work and I said we needed a new doodad. Forevermore, whenever something breaks, I'll say we need a new doodad.)
I love your stinky feet, baaabe! And your bellybutton!
"DUCK CAKE!"
Watch your language.
the hardest of all cakes
Dad enters the room
"Hello doctor ladies, do you sell crutches?"
😱
🍼 👶
"Ah, pavlova! Bonjour!"
bonjour! je suis le chien
Ou est la discotheque?!
And that's why I'm writing a letter to the toilet fairy
Well that's the only way things are gonna change.
COCONUTS have WATER in them!
I AM A LLAMA EATING A BANANA! Muffin is hilarious
We got shirts made for my kids who are turning 1, 4, and 3. Gotta be one, four real life, and this is threefficult. I’m almost certain no one will get it 😂 Oh, and my husband’s shirt has his all time fave: “DOUBLE CHOCOLATE IN A CUP, EXTRA LARGE”
“A small red dog that is definitely NOT. CALLED. MARJORIE!” I say this one about our corgi puppy pretty often 😂 https://preview.redd.it/c4q4wyfjwotc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6281def26096353171da285f3b2531fbb2a1f414
I have bum worms.
I had WABIES
“Morning, Wendy!”
Catch you on the flip side WILLY!
Whenever my wife and I are having a debate or disagreement it always ends in both of us going YOU paint it! No YOU paint it back and forth
Oh my god I’m gonna try this. 😂
[удалено]
😭😭😭😭😭 How dare. I just got done crying over Cricket.
"Non... pas demain matin..." 😥
Ah, mecredi!
Stripe: Let's see who can shout the loudest! Rad: Ok Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
How do I jinx it so none of you can talk?!
I am hurry upping!
For real life
You have to wait for the bug inspector!
Classic Stripe.
“Magic claw has no children, his days are free and easy.”
Coconuts have water in them!
Why did I wake up next to a flamingo?
"Aaaaaaaand why should I care?" "We're raising a nation of squibs"
My kids think it's hilarious to call me "big fella". If it wasn't for Bluey I wouldn't get the joke and may also be slightly hurt by it.
"Sure BABE" "No problem DUDE"
"How very dare you!"
Making a stickbird version of Chattermax for real life would be trifficult
I’m not interesting in that
Oh, Chunky...You and your inventions.
I've read through the comments, and i read everything in the characters' voices in my head instinctively, hehe. "Mooom, bingos husband is better than mine!"
He has a shovel!
BEEEEEEYOOUUUPPP DANCE MODE!!! everytime I see a bum I give it a little bummdiideebumbum!
“WE CANOE!”
Oh no! Muh coins!
Boring pool things
Nice parking, Rita!
For once in your life do exactly as I say.
I'm not taking instructions from a cartoon dog.
https://preview.redd.it/aiv2479cyotc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1e8d205a482125e325c2aecaf31a331866bfe65 A text I sent my sister in law for our watch party 🎉
Eat your floor cereal
It’s just monkeys singing songs mate
Use your big girl bark.
“I don’t want a valuable lime lesson, I just want an ice cream!”
C O C O N U T S H A V E W A T E R I N T H E M
“AAAANNNNNDDDD WHYYY SHOULD I CARE!!”
It’s dad!!
"I'm bursting", "I slipped on mah beans", "nice parking spot Rita", "sometimes it doesn't have to be words, just noises are fine, BORP BORP BORP", " I had wabies:)", " IS MY CAR SCWATCHED?", "Poor hecuba, he always loved hamburgers", "Dad enters the room", "I HATE PLANTS >:(", and finally "I AM THE FLAMINGO QUEEN!"
WE GREW SORGHUM!
“Magic claw doesn’t have children. His days are free and easy.”
“I’ve had *BUM WORMS*”
Classic Stripe.
Airport?
"Catch ya on the flip side, Willie!"
I have nothing to say about the sun to you!
No, it was yesterday.
How good is double Bingo though?
Tactical wee
"...Aw. No pink ones." "GET IT TOGETHER, SHEILA!"
I started off doing a wee, and it turned into a poo!
when I see a bum, I give it a little bum-tee-dee-bum
“Someone’s husband eventually gets it”
Pomeranians are a small but hardy breed!
I HATE PLANTS!!!!
I’m a keepy uppy expert
I am a llama eating a banana!
RIDE, FLAMINGO, RIDE!!! Also: I AM THE FLAMINGO QUEEN!!!
Yup! Said that to my sister and she immediately went "Okay Muffin."
It’s just monkeys singing songs, mate.
"Have you seen Shmertle the dirty turtle"
"you ate me like a watermelon and I got distracted."
"Just havin' a nana nap, love."
C’mon Pat! This one’s for dignity.
"I am a llama, idigamadada" -Muffin
"SatNav! FOCUS!!"
You stop doors, door stop!
Gotta be done!
Tactical wee
But why would a leaf want to walk?
Dunno if it’s only with the context of Bluey but my wife and I always say “Ah roight yeah” to each other like Rad does in Double Babysitter
I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog.
I work in a older peoples home and have a habit of walking into the lounge and saying "Good morning everybody, say good morning everyone, whaddup party people?" When I start shift. Gets a good response to be fair!
“Pomeranians a small but hardy breed!” Anytime my daughter does something physically exerting. 😂
We're raising a nation of squibs!
“Maybe you saw something you wanted” 😭😭😭
>!”We can’t play this game every time someone comes to look at the house Bluey.”!<
I think Coco has Bumworms.
“Jeremy, noooo!”
I don't take advice from a cartoon dog.
Awwww, I want bum worm chocolate
Coconuts have water in them
The creek is beautiful.
Boop boop bump boop needs to go to bed
Nice parking spot Rita
I dropped my coins...
Janet, wake up!