"Isn't she sleeping in since she is sick?"
"You're damn right Jessie! You know what this means? Jessie we need to cook! We have 10 minutes before the school bus comes!"
Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch.
Holy shit. Walter White. His last name is a color, just like how blue is a color. And megamine is blue. Mega mine is heisenburg holy shit everything ties together now
Stop dressing up your kids like characters in shows that your old, narcissistic ass watches. Let them choose what to dress up as. Look at their faces, for fuck sake.
Idk man if I was a kid and I saw the documentary “breaking bad: drugs and its consequences” I would also want to dress up as a middle aged man that does drugs
We have to pretend to cook!
jesse? JESSE!? WAKE UP JESSE! JESSE!!!
Jesse we need mom to feed us
"Isn't she sleeping in since she is sick?" "You're damn right Jessie! You know what this means? Jessie we need to cook! We have 10 minutes before the school bus comes!"
*gurgling girlfriend in the background*
WHERE'S THE JOLLY RANCHERS BAG JESSE? WAKE UP! WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT? J E S S E
Yeah B-word!
So racist....
It was a joke.
Bigger. What'll you even do.
Heck yeah, man
+10 Los pollos points
They are indeed up to Pollos standards
Los pollitos points*
You meant polio
Now i want to make a kid and dress it like Gus
It's not Jesse and Walter its John and Wesley
John and Waltur wang
hell yeah
Cock shirt
Put your dick away walter
Im not having sex with you right now waltuh
Kid named finger ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀
Give a kid some meth, and he won't be hungry for the rest of the day... Teach a kid to cook meth and he'll never be hungry again.
"Say my name." ...Timmy? "You're gosh darn right!"
*Based kids
r/BasedImages
Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch.
🤓
Jesse! We need to get candy!
*I am the pacifier*
So this must've been the beginning of the Mythbusters
Methobusters
Looks like he is the one who knocks this time
They're not poprocks they're minerals, Marie!
Damn new Megamind lore just dropped
Holy shit. Walter White. His last name is a color, just like how blue is a color. And megamine is blue. Mega mine is heisenburg holy shit everything ties together now
Lmao right? They don't have the bald cap on tight enough
They went for the El Camino Walter White look
Jesse I’ll trade you a snickers for your kit-kat
Waltuh
Put your dick away, Waltuh
Yo Mr. White!
Jesse we need to watch paw patrol
They be gettig those minerals instead of candy
Breaking down
metástasis*
Lol
awww
/savevideo
r/okbuddychicanery
He is the one who knocks.
Would have been awesome if they had the blue hard candy.
Jesse, We Need To Cook. Prepare The Easy Bake Oven
Jesse! We need to get the Fortnite battle pass!
Fortnite battle pass!
“Jesse, that’s not rock candy”
Waltuh, but your dick away Waltuh.
![gif](giphy|hgyF5Sm0UHGzS|downsized)
We need to cook
Kid named kid
JESSE how much candy did we get, JESSE DID YOU HEAR ME?
Mega mind
So does the kid dressed as Walter white also have stage 4 cancer?
This went from 0 to 100 real quick
Walter white looks more like megamind just not the blue skin colour
Yo Mr. White. I, uh, shit my pants, bitch.
YO YO YO MISTAH WHITE, WHY THE HELL DID WE JUST TURN INTO KIDS, **BITCH?**
JESSE ! We have to make the homework
Good one xD
Why is this sub so wholesome lately?
Finally, Walter Mohammed al'bin White
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Is that a Breaking bad reference!?!?!??!!,
Stop dressing up your kids like characters in shows that your old, narcissistic ass watches. Let them choose what to dress up as. Look at their faces, for fuck sake.
Idk man if I was a kid and I saw the documentary “breaking bad: drugs and its consequences” I would also want to dress up as a middle aged man that does drugs
Was that the case?
I don’t see what’s so blursed. It’s just Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the hit TV show Breaking Bad
JESSE, I HAVE A TUMMY BUG, WE HAVE TO COOK CUPCAKES
Meth or retribution !?!?
Still a better bald cap than the one from El Camino
Jesse we need to get kitkats
jesse we cook milk powder
Say my name, mother!
JESSE!! WE NEED TO MAKE COCAINER AND METHE
“Dang Jim Mummy found the sugar Jim she found the fricking sugar Jim”
Kid on the right looks like a bogos binted
“JESSE”
they have been taught young
JESSE WHERE.. ARE.. JESSE? CAN YOU HEAR ME WHERE DID THE KID GO
Heeeeead!!! Move you’re huge head!!!! He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight…. On his huge pillla.
Halloween is going to be great this year
Jesse, we need to cook!
jesse we cant cook mommy said it is dangeorus
![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5451)![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453)
We need to cook "Candy" Jesse!
"Sorry Jesse, mom said I can't cook today"
Timmy time to cook
HahahHa hilarious
walter white was wearing the same shirt and khaki pants wehn he threw that pizza on the roof
Dayum that kid has a big ass head
Jesse, jesse, we are children, jesse
![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453)
Jessse we need to cook candy!
I mean, my weirdo kid was Freddie Mercury last year at age five.
Mr height
Jesse, we need to cook
Jesse we need to go to school
Breaking bed
“Jesse, we need to cook. we need to cook dino nuggets!” “But walter… IM THE GUEST! INWANT MAC AND CHEESE”
I'm going to name them Brain Cranston and Jesse Pinky.
Jesse, we need to trick or treat Jesse
Dewhn derhn dewhn, doon
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 57104.
Now teach them how to make coke. Coke cola. What do you think I was talking about?
Jesse we need to bake brownies.
Jesse we must continue drawing!!!
Good one
I'll bet the younger one is disappointed that he never gets to knock on the door
The Flintstones Jesse
Jesse we gotta cook da meth
Im confused.
Jesse! We need to cook! Grab the ez-bake oven!
"Jessy we need the suger for our business"
We need to cook Jesse!
The tall kid got a mad forehead
u/savevideo
I wanna watch breaking bad, is it good and can someone give me an overview explanation
I wanna watch breaking bad, is it good and can someone give me a summary explanation
Yeah, bitch, CANDIES!
Give me some candy, b!tch.
Jesse we need to sell our imaginary food to our parents!
Mista whiiite why are we kids
Meth
It’s like Bob’s Burgers for younger kids
Jesse we need to cook some more pop rocks