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[deleted]

We have to pretend to cook!


ErickRicardo

jesse? JESSE!? WAKE UP JESSE! JESSE!!!


Suburban_coffee

Jesse we need mom to feed us


Goat5168

"Isn't she sleeping in since she is sick?" "You're damn right Jessie! You know what this means? Jessie we need to cook! We have 10 minutes before the school bus comes!"


TheLaughing_Fool

*gurgling girlfriend in the background*


River_Odessa

WHERE'S THE JOLLY RANCHERS BAG JESSE? WAKE UP! WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT? J E S S E


JackIrishJack

Yeah B-word!


sammybooom81

So racist....


sammybooom81

It was a joke.


Jitendria

Bigger. What'll you even do.


[deleted]

Heck yeah, man


Ok_notSquare

+10 Los pollos points


some_bald_boi

They are indeed up to Pollos standards


i_watch_porn_here

Los pollitos points*


sammybooom81

You meant polio


DrArzt2206

Now i want to make a kid and dress it like Gus


ELTHANOS999

It's not Jesse and Walter its John and Wesley


Imsorryipost

John and Waltur wang


ButtocksMan696969

hell yeah


Kkafel18

Cock shirt


[deleted]

Put your dick away walter


Brandinisnor3s

Im not having sex with you right now waltuh


QueenObama2

Kid named finger ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀


ErtGentskee

Give a kid some meth, and he won't be hungry for the rest of the day... Teach a kid to cook meth and he'll never be hungry again.


[deleted]

"Say my name." ...Timmy? "You're gosh darn right!"


Adalb3rtoTheObserver

*Based kids


AWholeFuckinUniverse

r/BasedImages


_SomeRedditUser

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch.


Adalb3rtoTheObserver

🤓


[deleted]

Jesse! We need to get candy!


Cheeriodude_number2

*I am the pacifier*


SavageSpeedCubing

So this must've been the beginning of the Mythbusters


ElsieBraysOnlyFans

Methobusters


[deleted]

Looks like he is the one who knocks this time


Benjideaula

They're not poprocks they're minerals, Marie!


Stunning_Salary8589

Damn new Megamind lore just dropped


Dyl_pickle00

Holy shit. Walter White. His last name is a color, just like how blue is a color. And megamine is blue. Mega mine is heisenburg holy shit everything ties together now


AlexTheFlower

Lmao right? They don't have the bald cap on tight enough


MoparMan777

They went for the El Camino Walter White look


Monsterkill1526

Jesse I’ll trade you a snickers for your kit-kat


TamaraIsAesthethicc

Waltuh


bagagge

Put your dick away, Waltuh


ishanprasadsahota

Yo Mr. White!


CJMO1

Jesse we need to watch paw patrol


Arnaud18

They be gettig those minerals instead of candy


justaredditor233

Breaking down


redditwhale845

metástasis*


roerndiros

Lol


BjornTheStiff

awww


No-Tip3425

/savevideo


[deleted]

r/okbuddychicanery


pantherghast

He is the one who knocks.


I_Tried_Mate

Would have been awesome if they had the blue hard candy.


Flawsy6Fanadic

Jesse, We Need To Cook. Prepare The Easy Bake Oven


GHfan27

Jesse! We need to get the Fortnite battle pass!


FloorGangMan1

Fortnite battle pass!


Kr1spyB01

“Jesse, that’s not rock candy”


No-Internet1104

Waltuh, but your dick away Waltuh.


amungus45

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Succer11

We need to cook


reesem03_

Kid named kid


Flyingstripedbass

JESSE how much candy did we get, JESSE DID YOU HEAR ME?


MoldyRectum

Mega mind


broomaktamer117

So does the kid dressed as Walter white also have stage 4 cancer?


FloorGangMan1

This went from 0 to 100 real quick


Valvexx

Walter white looks more like megamind just not the blue skin colour


SamanthaStraaten

Yo Mr. White. I, uh, shit my pants, bitch.


bagagge

YO YO YO MISTAH WHITE, WHY THE HELL DID WE JUST TURN INTO KIDS, **BITCH?**


Flimsy_Trifle4340

JESSE ! We have to make the homework


ErickRicardo

Good one xD


RobinB02

Why is this sub so wholesome lately?


Revil0_o

Finally, Walter Mohammed al'bin White


Available_Occasion69

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Downtownender

Is that a Breaking bad reference!?!?!??!!,


ShortRedditAtIPO

Stop dressing up your kids like characters in shows that your old, narcissistic ass watches. Let them choose what to dress up as. Look at their faces, for fuck sake.


showscar

Idk man if I was a kid and I saw the documentary “breaking bad: drugs and its consequences” I would also want to dress up as a middle aged man that does drugs


ShortRedditAtIPO

Was that the case?


Parking_Cartoonist90

I don’t see what’s so blursed. It’s just Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the hit TV show Breaking Bad


UnThrowaway1369379

JESSE, I HAVE A TUMMY BUG, WE HAVE TO COOK CUPCAKES


Feral-Person

Meth or retribution !?!?


Britwit_

Still a better bald cap than the one from El Camino


YoshitheGameboy

Jesse we need to get kitkats


mrtzygt

jesse we cook milk powder


Fuubii1

Say my name, mother!


R4K45H1

JESSE!! WE NEED TO MAKE COCAINER AND METHE


Gusthepieceofmustard

“Dang Jim Mummy found the sugar Jim she found the fricking sugar Jim”


Crooked_Cock

Kid on the right looks like a bogos binted


Xornedge

“JESSE”


userthatlikesphub

they have been taught young


idiotfrick

JESSE WHERE.. ARE.. JESSE? CAN YOU HEAR ME WHERE DID THE KID GO


wutsizface

Heeeeead!!! Move you’re huge head!!!! He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight…. On his huge pillla.


OreDraws

Halloween is going to be great this year


FuzzySnowman_8

Jesse, we need to cook!


[deleted]

jesse we cant cook mommy said it is dangeorus


Sensitive_Gold7311

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B0rrra

We need to cook "Candy" Jesse!


ISlavSquat

"Sorry Jesse, mom said I can't cook today"


gamingXYT

Timmy time to cook


evolworks

HahahHa hilarious


inclean

walter white was wearing the same shirt and khaki pants wehn he threw that pizza on the roof


FlaccidGirrafe

Dayum that kid has a big ass head


LXIX_CDXX_

Jesse, jesse, we are children, jesse


Applelord3000

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bertholt2

Jessse we need to cook candy!


Dancerbella

I mean, my weirdo kid was Freddie Mercury last year at age five.


Autistic_Pie

Mr height


MrHappyPotato_1

Jesse, we need to cook


28th_boi

Jesse we need to go to school


Gold_Duckzilla

Breaking bed


nightsedge641

“Jesse, we need to cook. we need to cook dino nuggets!” “But walter… IM THE GUEST! INWANT MAC AND CHEESE”


PhoKingAwesome213

I'm going to name them Brain Cranston and Jesse Pinky.


[deleted]

Jesse, we need to trick or treat Jesse


Dense-Bonus-7229

Dewhn derhn dewhn, doon


[deleted]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 57104.


JackablesWasTook

Now teach them how to make coke. Coke cola. What do you think I was talking about?


[deleted]

Jesse we need to bake brownies.


Mystery_091

Jesse we must continue drawing!!!


PinheadGoo

Good one


DarthZoon_420

I'll bet the younger one is disappointed that he never gets to knock on the door


Flameye_xd

The Flintstones Jesse


Redspeakable

Jesse we gotta cook da meth


sammybooom81

Im confused.


MrBunMunch

Jesse! We need to cook! Grab the ez-bake oven!


SnooChipmunks4574

"Jessy we need the suger for our business"


LordSirDuckington

We need to cook Jesse!


JoWs_Reddit

The tall kid got a mad forehead


Furtunos

u/savevideo


420_lonelystoner

I wanna watch breaking bad, is it good and can someone give me an overview explanation


420_lonelystoner

I wanna watch breaking bad, is it good and can someone give me a summary explanation


RoobieLabbie2099

Yeah, bitch, CANDIES!


ColonelMonty

Give me some candy, b!tch.


Traditional_Flower16

Jesse we need to sell our imaginary food to our parents!


jdogg10122

Mista whiiite why are we kids


brazil1355

Meth


The9thHuman

It’s like Bob’s Burgers for younger kids


mr_pp-popo

Jesse we need to cook some more pop rocks