Try Yahtzee because you clearly don't belong here.
If you haven't memorized the top 100 on BGG (it's Brass: Birmingham at \#1 followed by 99 pieces of absolutely unplayable trash btw), you're not a real g\*mer and can just fuck RIGHT ON OUT of our safe space, you the-hobby-hating, non-cucked, no-kallax-owning, taking-off-the-shrink-without-having-a-shelf-copy, thinks-dicerolls-are-a-valid-game-mechanic insult to the human race.
He said the most expensive -- not the biggest.
each stretch goal on his mom is bigger than most board game tables and she's achieved several this week.
Masturbation. Easy to teach, hard to mastur. High replayability and has a good solo mode, but can be enjoyed in a group. The best part: you can do it without taking the shrinkwrap off.
Go (baduk) is the only game with a large enough decision space to amuse people with IQ > 145. So I’d recommend something else for you, maybe exploding kittens
I recommend starting with **patchwork**, specifically the solo variant on BGG that lets you run an AI opponent (that requires a firm understanding of calculus and trigonometry)
Try Yahtzee because you clearly don't belong here. If you haven't memorized the top 100 on BGG (it's Brass: Birmingham at \#1 followed by 99 pieces of absolutely unplayable trash btw), you're not a real g\*mer and can just fuck RIGHT ON OUT of our safe space, you the-hobby-hating, non-cucked, no-kallax-owning, taking-off-the-shrink-without-having-a-shelf-copy, thinks-dicerolls-are-a-valid-game-mechanic insult to the human race.
I bet that guy plays Ticket to Ride and revels in the idea that thousands of Chinamen are perishing to fulfill his Railroad Quest card
"Asian American" is the preferred nomenclature.
You *did not* just insult patchwork
Ah, another "The fabric and buttons version of Chutes and Ladders" enjoyer has entered the conversation I see.
The patchwork heel turn is unexpected and sorely needed
The most expensive kickstarter u have yet to back is the one for sure. Better go all-in asap.
BRB I'm off to back Your Mother
He said the most expensive -- not the biggest. each stretch goal on his mom is bigger than most board game tables and she's achieved several this week.
Have you heard about our lord and savior - Patchwork?
I opened mine to put in extra real buttons!
Masturbation. Easy to teach, hard to mastur. High replayability and has a good solo mode, but can be enjoyed in a group. The best part: you can do it without taking the shrinkwrap off.
Make sure you sleeve it also people get weird about it if you whip it out in a bar or a library
Depends on the bar. Location, location, location!
Go (baduk) is the only game with a large enough decision space to amuse people with IQ > 145. So I’d recommend something else for you, maybe exploding kittens
I recommend starting with **patchwork**, specifically the solo variant on BGG that lets you run an AI opponent (that requires a firm understanding of calculus and trigonometry)
Kingdom death
Probably none games are for smart people. You have to have a very high IQ to understand them.
Probably that one
[Any of these.](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgamefamily/18691/country-uzbekistan)
A true connoisseur i see
I can't recommend Spirit Island enough
I can recommend Spirit Island enough
Rocky Stick! All you need to play is a rock and a stick. Whoever is least injured wins.