hop in the club up vip i got a fake mustache and a fake id i look like wolly willy witha real wolly willy and i bypass the bouncer passby an ex and i flex and bounce her look at all of bo's hoes lookin for a ride on bo's hose and i spot a little lationo booty so big call it opras ego we go do it through it shes says dios mio me amigo pull it out stick it in your mouthand i bust in the back of ya SWALLOW BITCH THERES PEOPLE STARVING IN AFRICA
You say the oceans rising like I give a shit.
You say the whole world’s ending, honey it already did.
You’re not gonna slow it, heaven knows you tried…
Got it good, NOW GET INSIIIIIIIIIDE.
Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around...
...Fuck their wives, drink their blood, come on, Jeff, get 'em!
...There's other people you, selfish asshole...
"Come and watch the skinny kid with the steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself"
Also, not a lyric, but the Shakespeare bit
“On a scale from one to zero are you happy?”
“Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist
So take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em
Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em”
“healing the world with comedy
making a literal difference, metaphorically
and yes most likely they’ll pay me
but i’d do it for free
i am healing the world with
comedy”
and sence i was close and able i jumped on to the coffe table you say "you should kill that" i say "um no fuck that" you say "come on be a mannn" WHAT your a total anti sexist a patryarcy fiter but your whole world veiw colapses the seccond theres a spider cool i get it this is the real you its a plesure nice to meet you SHIT LIKE THIS BRINGS THE MOVMENT DOWN EVERYONES A FEMINIST UNTILL THERE IS A SPIDER AROUND
Cuz I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
And I'll weather your weather
Whether you think I'm clever or not
Think you're better you're not
Don't need a sweater I'm too hot
And I'm a real g shawty that can surely find your g-spot
(what the f*cks a g-spot?)
hop in the club up vip i got a fake mustache and a fake id i look like wolly willy witha real wolly willy and i bypass the bouncer passby an ex and i flex and bounce her look at all of bo's hoes lookin for a ride on bo's hose and i spot a little lationo booty so big call it opras ego we go do it through it shes says dios mio me amigo pull it out stick it in your mouthand i bust in the back of ya SWALLOW BITCH THERES PEOPLE STARVING IN AFRICA
single every single dayyy do it every siingle wayy make the do the sayy ooh oh Bo
and if i were gayy tho i swear im straight id make the fellas sayyy ohhh oh bo as in ohhh bo as in ohhhhh bo
You say the oceans rising like I give a shit. You say the whole world’s ending, honey it already did. You’re not gonna slow it, heaven knows you tried… Got it good, NOW GET INSIIIIIIIIIDE.
FUCK THE SYSTEM, SOLARPLEX
But look I made you some #✨CONTENT!✨
This is the one I came to say!!
Well, well, look who's inside again. I sing it every time my dog comes back inside from the outside.
Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around... ...Fuck their wives, drink their blood, come on, Jeff, get 'em! ...There's other people you, selfish asshole...
Tryna make microwave POPcorn!
IN A MICROOOOWAVEE
i am on that waaaaave ~~~~
“How we feeling out there tonight? Ha ha ha, yeah. I am not feeling good.”
wake up at 11:30, feelin’ like a bag of shit
oh no! all my clothes are dirty so im smelling like a bag of shit
go too pour my coffee and i miss my cup
O.M.G. that is just my luck!
look in the mirror say WHATS UP you useless fuck
are you feeling what im feeling? i haven’t had a shower in the last nine days 😀‼️
Look in the mirror say, "What's up you useless fuck?"
Some random quote from lord of the rings, incorrectly abributted to Martin Luther king
i have a sticker of this. "not all those who wander are lost - martin luther king jr."
"_I don't wanna do that_", and also not a song lyric but from the Look Who's Inside Again scene, any time I'm redoing something: "One more."
that is how the world works!! I don’t fucking know read a book or something?? do I burn it? is burning it bad what should I do with it???
Whenever Bo moans weirdly in “Problematic”
I'm problematic ✨️HE'S A PROBLEM✨️
when iI was 17 on halloween I dressed up as Aladdin
"Come and watch the skinny kid with the steadily declining mental health And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself" Also, not a lyric, but the Shakespeare bit
White guy 1985, white guy 1985
“On a scale from one to zero are you happy?” “Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist So take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em”
“healing the world with comedy making a literal difference, metaphorically and yes most likely they’ll pay me but i’d do it for free i am healing the world with comedy”
WE HAD A HELL OF A RIDE
BUT YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO HEAVEN HEAVEN
WELL I MOTHER FUCKING LIEDDDD SO TURN THAT FUNKY SHIT TO ELEVEN
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
COME ON JEFF, GET EM!
and sence i was close and able i jumped on to the coffe table you say "you should kill that" i say "um no fuck that" you say "come on be a mannn" WHAT your a total anti sexist a patryarcy fiter but your whole world veiw colapses the seccond theres a spider cool i get it this is the real you its a plesure nice to meet you SHIT LIKE THIS BRINGS THE MOVMENT DOWN EVERYONES A FEMINIST UNTILL THERE IS A SPIDER AROUND
Isnt it I R O N I C I N O R I R O N I C
“They’re really gonna make me vote for Joe Biden, Joe Joe Joe joeeee bidennn”
not really a lyric, but "A BIT OLD FOR MY TASTE' says Roger! Classic Roger!"
Cuz I'm Bo yo And I'm the greatest rapper ever And I'll weather your weather Whether you think I'm clever or not Think you're better you're not Don't need a sweater I'm too hot And I'm a real g shawty that can surely find your g-spot (what the f*cks a g-spot?)
“my dad 🥺” “papa🥰” “general contractor🫡”
NERDS!
FUCK IT STICK WITH IT THE KIDS TO SICK TO QUIT HATERS SUCK MY DICK HANDLE THE CANDLE LICK THE WIT!!!