Wow impressive đź‘Ź the freaking bible đź‘Ź you can pretty much skip the beginning especially the song of sauronman because he turns evil anyway and also jesus was like "this doesn't matter shut up dumb jews I'm the messiah" so yeah
I don't see why not? We're all trying to meet our goals here.
My favorite Bible story is that of Samson, perhaps because I'm balding and losing all of my strength.
Of course it fucking does. Why would a book say something that didn’t happen? Fucking dumbass. Everyone knows that books don’t lie, hence why there really was a bunch of Germans camped out in the trees at Arras just like Bryan Perrett wrote about in “The Matilda”.
So Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message - You are not alone.
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Wow impressive đź‘Ź the freaking bible đź‘Ź you can pretty much skip the beginning especially the song of sauronman because he turns evil anyway and also jesus was like "this doesn't matter shut up dumb jews I'm the messiah" so yeah
It’s very important that you read the third of the bible about proper tabernacle construction, actually
Those motherfuckers sure were horny for cubits
Since we live alternative lives through art, whenever a character reads a book, you have also read it. This is why I watched Gilmore Girls.
Guess what you forgot to include with your post here! No really. Guess.
I don't see why not? We're all trying to meet our goals here. My favorite Bible story is that of Samson, perhaps because I'm balding and losing all of my strength.
Of course it fucking does. Why would a book say something that didn’t happen? Fucking dumbass. Everyone knows that books don’t lie, hence why there really was a bunch of Germans camped out in the trees at Arras just like Bryan Perrett wrote about in “The Matilda”.
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