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THE SUMMER OF BIG DEUCE CONTINUES RING? ✔️ BIGGEST CONTRACT EVER? ✔️ OLYMPIC GOLD? SOON


deets23_

Baby #2? Also soon


Strolltheroll

Big Deuce is dropping a number #2?


TheBrianRoyShow

Kid's gonna be the shit


Phenoxym

and we not even da fart 😔


billcosbyinspace

Thrice Tatum OTW


Different-Arm-784

No question marks it's soon. They had baby shower way back


deets23_

Yup


IlluminatiConfirmed

Let's not celebrate too hard the lakers got bronny and jj reddick we might be in trouble next year


iAmTheRealLange

Mavs got Klay. It's a wrap


andreotnemem

(Brilliant flair.)


NecessaryPair5

Wizards got valenciunas. We have some trouble.


Mr-Irrelevant0

Happy Cake Day.


bombard63

Tatum is the best American basketball player in the world. He’s the guy that will lead the next gold team.


TheTurtleOne

He's also extremely drama-free and marketable, I don't think American basketball could've asked for a better new face of the league lol


andreotnemem

Extremy marketable? State your source. 🤭


Infamous_Chapter8585

Dont stop disbelieving


realheadphonecandy

Quite the Journey


-PasswordisTaco-

I’d say I’m more likely to purchase Ruffles than I was a few years ago, but still haven’t.


Positive-Avocado-881

Nothing controversial


jwd2213

his sub has bacon


PickleHater69

Jaylen deserved it but if Tatum won FMVP, this would literally be the best possible year you can have


hollow-fox

Is this why Wyc is selling the team?


CobblerDifferent390

Sell high! Absolutely


Hungryman3459

He’s selling over the next 3-4 seasons. One could argue the window for titles will be closing as he is bowing out.  Seems pretty smart 


chuckchukgoose

He’s already got Olympic Gold


The_Vaike

You never say no to more gold, that's like the first rule of leprechauns


FedUp187

LFG!!! Now do Sam "my contract is the next owner's problem" Hauser


Sleeze_

Picked up the option yesterday but feel like we drafted Hauser insurance in the first round


Schafer89

Can extend him if we convince to take a discount


LegacyRawr

It would be insane for player like Hauser to take a discount for anyone. Dudes already won a chip getting significant playing time. Players like him gotta get the bag.


jbland0909

Yeah. He could be a starter/6th man on a decent number of teams making way better money than he would as Boston’s 8th man


andreotnemem

I'm all for guys taking less money to stay in a good/great team where they're happy, but Hauser on 2M/y is ridiculous.


CBFball

If we can afford it we gotta pay (not sure if we can obviously) but you can’t start pulling a nuggets and banking on bozos to step up


KTO-Potato

I'm not seeing the similarities between the two


AdmiralWackbar

The contract will be this owners problem, they’re targeting a 2028 sale


andreotnemem

2024 or 2025 at the least, staying as governor until '28.


_---__________---_

We can only extend him on July 9 which is in a little over a week


Your__Pal

Retire in green Tatum ! 


I_dont_enjoy_taxes

Be more specific, imagine if he was the next Jets QB


Infamous_Chapter8585

Or even worse. A buck


CosmicOreos_

Bezos better buy the C's because we are very expensive lmao


SteamingHotChocolate

pony up your $10k like everybody else in the sub and we’ll be fine


1337speak

Imagine if this sub runs the Celtics in reality though...


SSJCelticGoku

We gonna fire the coach every 3 weeks 😂😂😂😂


boykalbo777

fire the coach in the middle of the game when he doesn't call timeout


SSJCelticGoku

And we will be up by 12 too


1337speak

A necessary caveat


Brovenkar

Let's be real no coach will make it more than two losses


meselson-stahl

We should run the team like Twitch Plays Pokemon


Ok_Natural_4580

3 weeks? Try 3 quarters. 


SteamingHotChocolate

only if we have a self destruct button to press immediately following a loss to mitigate the doomers


75crates

I thought I saw it was 8k 4 hours ago. At the rate they are resigning folks, it maybe 15k tomorrow. And I'm in.


SteamingHotChocolate

as i said, if everybody just fishes out a forgotten $20k between their couch cushions and sends it to Wyc, we’ll be all right for the foreseeable future* *2 weeks


DreadLockedHaitian

Technically we could all take out personal loans, or take out equity in our homes.


J_House1999

Bro you think I got $10k???


SomeDudeUpHere

That's basically what it may as well cost to go to a game for blue collar fans lol


flawrs919

Not if this sub has any say in operational decisions.


SteamingHotChocolate

you can’t tell me you wouldn’t enjoy the comedy of us trading back for marcus smart and then trading him away again in the span of an hour


Bewilderbeest79

Keep that motherfucker the fuck away from my team!


Lorddon1234

Bezos is not from around here, but Abigail Johnson has the 💰


LarBrd33

I too googled “richest Bostonians”


willzyx01

She’d never spend that kind of money. It’s not her. But Bezos has been itching to buy sports teams.


CosmicOreos_

Is that the Walmart lady?


Lorddon1234

No. She is part of Fidelity


CosmicOreos_

What's her net worth?


yoadapt

Around 30 billion


CosmicOreos_

Wow, yeah okay I'd be down with that lol


karpomalice

Lmao “Part of fidelity” Her grandfather founded Fidelity and she’s the president and CEO and is one of the most powerful women in the world.


MoodApart4755

Nobody gonna buy this team with the big ass tax bill they’re about to have to pay lol


optimusgrime23

It'll be some PE fund


Melksss

PE funds only buy these kinds of things to make them as profitable and lean as possible. You better hope that doesn’t happen or else they will shed every contract outside of Tatum and Brown until they are completely under the first apron. Our best hope is a billionaire who doesn’t meddle with operations and will spend whatever it takes to win, like Balmer in LA would be perfect.


chivestheconqueror

I mean, it’s less an investment and more a purchase. Either for some billionaire looking to pad his ego with a NBA trophy, a genuine billionaire Boston fan, or some combination of that.


TheMaximumUnicorn

The franchise was bought in 2002 for $360 million and is estimated to be worth $4.7 billion 22 years later. I'd definitely consider it an investment!


TheTurtleOne

That's fair but buying it now at its peak doesn't make much sense if you wanna invest.


CosmicOreos_

Somebody will, I don't doubt that


neg_serye

Better hope for that Saudi money. Cheat code.


kingkongkeom

Can't wait for the rebranding, including a new name, of the Boston Prime.


GoForAU

Let’s see if it’s worth it. Maxs change year by year so this might be worth it. I think it is.


Sttatix

![gif](giphy|AwqEnkUO21E11Xgag2|downsized) my king


1337speak

WE DID ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


Schafer89

Hope the next owner has some cash


Odd_Sentence_8517

Might be the first billion dollar contract we see lol


joebos617

2 hours ago: it might be over soon now: we’re never leaving


Swaggedoutloser

I was ready to pack my bags and move wherever Tatum goes


draingang4lifee

im thinking the Jays might hate each other because Tatum just one-upped brown’s contract to show his dominance. these guys will never win a ring together!


SteamingHotChocolate

do you write for espn? if not, there’s a job for you


Swaggedoutloser

Agreed. JB will demand a trade to join a championship contending team, or a bad team to put up record numbers and chase the MVP and all NBA he got snubbed from this year. He will do anything to get out of JT’s team, I don’t see it ever working out in Boston.


Gunnar2019

I see why Wyc dipping.


TGIF_90s_kid

![gif](giphy|qi8Yhj4pKcIec)


ae87_

#The Tatum takeover has commenced.


BlueJays007

That’s my superstar!


TheOnionWatch

Is it normal to have a player option in these?


CosmicOreos_

For stars like these, yes


SaintsNick94

![gif](giphy|h0MTqLyvgG0Ss)


lordlordie1992

Celtics FO: YOU GET A MEGA CONTRACT. YOU GET A MEGA CONTRACT. Heat FO: ...you like Kevin Love?


jambr380

In the end, this is the only thing that matters. 5 more years of Tatum in his prime and we already have a Title. Wish it didn't include the PO, but this needed to get done


Lil_Pump_Jetski

sorry i dont know shit about contracts why is a player option bad


nefnaf

Player option = Bad for the team, good for the player. Team option = good for the team, bad for the player


morosco

If they're just spending a bunch of the future owners' money, I'll take one of them supermax contracts. If it's not too much trouble.


Sean_Macquire

Shit I'll take the MLE or even the vet minimum


Maskedevil25

Wyc is just letting it fly lol


k2summitclimber

He’s jetting out.


sully9614

Worth every penny


koj12144

thats my champ 😤


cquigs20

This has been an amazing offseason! To have his after winning the championship is icing on the cake


TheTurtleOne

A bit worried for our future unless we get super invested owner but I guess this is what happens with every great team, it has to go downhill at some point


HS941317

Want him to retire a Celtic 💚


ShadowDCL

Bring out the Brinks truck


duffman53

Don't jinx it


zackg611

CONGRATS CHAMP


friendsWthebenedicts

WE SAID WHAT TAX BILL


hornymaster23

He deserves it Mann 🤞🏿


Norgyort

What a fucking rollercoaster of news today


Proof-Let649

What was the roller coaster? What did I miss?


Norgyort

White extension, team up for sale, Tatum extension.


mistaowen

Next up - my $400 million contract ![gif](giphy|l3vRlT2k2L35Cnn5C|downsized)


Similar-Ostrich4142

Deserved


jkiesow

good for him, thats a hell of a lot of money


Main_Lobster_6001

Next owners gonna need seriously deep pockets


Woodworking33

![gif](giphy|r42HxBImuzoRxsRA14)


w1nn1ng1

Extending white and Tatum were the only things we had to do this off season. Now, everything else is gravy.


Economy-Ad4934

Dynasty time boys. Lfg


RizqZ1

Almost half a billion in total so far just from nba earnings guaranteed crazy shit.


nefnaf

"GDP of a carribean island nation" territory


StantheManWawrinka

SPLOOOOSH


jma7400

Holy moly White and Tatum in the same day.


According_Smoke_479

Yessir I hope we can keep him forever


jjjkd18

Big 5 complete 💪


throwaway12870734

Oh yeah


posamobile

Holyyyyy


BostonKarlMarx

gonna make sure to buy beers at the garden tonight to support this


daft_dunkwwwolfey

Yall gotta stop worrying about the billionaires and realize how huge of a dub this is to get em at a fair price for both sides. Cuz when that TV money kicks in and the cap goes up these teams are gonna be maxing guys out at 100 mil per soon enough


picklewick559

Imagine having your pay Halliburton 80+ million a year in a couple of years


One-PercentCow

This team got to get another 2 rings with all this money they’re spending. Well deserved, but damn this will be some high ass luxury taxes.


SlowCaveman

It’s a good time to be a c’s fan 🙏🏽


endubs

I’m so happy we just get to sit back, relax, and watch the next couple years. It’s a nice break from what we’ve been through since 2010. Rebuilding is exciting but having a championship team is exciting and less stressful. Now we can just watch every other team scramble their eggs trying to build a team to beat us.


kjimdandy

MY KING


DwightHayward

How terrible of Tatum to overtake JB's title of the highest paid player! Clearly he's jealous of all the success JB has had this post season SMFH


SomeOldPeople

EVERYONE GET IN HERE


ahsasahsasahsas

First we’re sad now we’re happy


racer1644

If tatum is as bad as they say then why give him the largest contract? it's almost like he's a great player


xinsanefuryx

![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized) I can rest now...


Routine-Spite-4167

Fmvp next year. And he gonna finish top 3 in mvp voting this upcoming year averaging 29/8/7


reelfilmophile

JT FOR THREEEEEEEEE….MILLION PLUS!!!


A_Saiyan_Prince

WE DID IT!!!!!


jjjuuubbbsss

Damn. We didn't waste time.


JimboLodisC

how come the Lakers don't do this with their stars? are they broke?


jacobs0n

wycbomb


bryscoon

ZEROOOO


raylui34

60+ mil per year , holy fucking shit that's a lot of money


hopiangmunggo

getting his contract out of the way. no distractions


kahgknow

According to ESPN "Boston Celtics star Jayson Tatum has agreed on a five-year, $314 contract extension, including a player option and trade kicker, sources told ESPN's Adrian Wojnarowski on Monday." It was only $314 not $315M. This guy just took the biggest hometown discount ever.


Lliin

its cause the st louis area code is 314 lol


chlaur02421

Does the trade kicker help the team because if he demands a trade then it’s harder for the team trading for him to get him??


tonylouis1337

Can't believe the two guys in my profile picture have each signed the largest contracts of all time


CantHandlemyPP34

Best year ever


bkilpatrick3347

Underpaid


FloweredWallpaper

The price Wyc is asking for the Celtics keeps going up and up.


Magnaleo

My captain. My king.


InfinitelyFinite212

Unreal


3250Knight

Brad Stevens can have my kids


-ruiner_

LETS GOOOOO


Ok_Argument_67

Extended both d white and Tatum in the same day , it feels so surreal


OkGo_Go_Guy

Underpaid.


somethingsimple1290

It’s good for a future investor to know there will be stability (and insane profit) for the foreseeable future.


al3204

PAY THE MAN!


Oceanbreeze871

Print that money,


Bi_Gone_Jhin

This is the most things that have ever happened in one day ever


MikeCass84

Repeat is back on baby


Longjumping_Gain_807

Man they signing everyone to new deals I like it. The Celtics know ball


eightandsevens

Anyone have a rough number of how much it would all be for the whole team next season plus tax?


ImTomBrady

Wow that’s insane. Good for him well deserved 🏆


sherpa143

Oil money will save us


TheChrisPhoenix

Whomever buys this team I hope likes spending money cause, these contracts are crazy! Happy we're bringing the keys back for awhile now.


BerningBrightly

Contract for you, contract for you, a contract for everybody!!!


Blue_Nyx07

Wow, he agreed to that?


itsallgoodman2002

Sounds mutually beneficial for a long time.


iAmTheRealLange

Wyc really built a championship team, paid everyone, and then handed the bill off to someone with way more money than him. I love that man.


mrmmonty

Insane. They kept saying they were going to go deep into the tax if it meant banners. Figured they were just spouting off, but holy shit.


HailKyrie

Wyc you goat


Flanfisherman

While I have no problem with this, I just don't want the next guy to be a cheapie.


NecessaryPair5

Last year it was Jaylen who got paid. Result champion. This time Jayson got paid let's go for a repeat. 💚


BigHornLamb

I just fell to my knees in Ralph’s can’t wait to continue clowning on the lakers fans here


SRoku

Wyc you have done miracles on me, enjoy retirement champ


Dumpling_Emperor

Does anyone know how much in tax this team is going to be paying over the next few years?


Otherwise-Carpet4444

I hope he bows out of the Olympics and rests up.


nbaaccountobserver

Deserves more tbh


Aggressive-Tree2299

Retaining this core is so important. Im glad the celtics arent making the same mistakes as the nuggets


flab3r

Time to do the Jaylen Brown and show he's a supermax player.


SDEexorect

all those lakers "tatum is gonna follow kobe and go to the lakers" fans going to be in shambles. Retire a C, King.


Dondon1927

They’re dumb. Because if Tatum truly wanted to follow/honor Kobe, he would stick it out with one team his entire career..just like Kobe did lol


SDEexorect

oh i know, i just always thought it was so funny that they really think that the lakers are *soooooo* much better team to play for than boston.


Dondon1927

Laker fans are entitled and spoiled. They need to accept the fact that the Lakers are no longer a hot destination anymore. And they won’t be until Jeanie sells the team and/or overhauls the entire front office. That franchise is a sinking ship


SDEexorect

hearing this as a mostly dc sports fan (besides celtics) is funny to me. while i dont disagree but boston fans can be just as entitled and spoiled.


Human-Translator-751

LETS GOOOOOOOO DYNASTY BOYS