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Forward_Artist_6244

National Lottery email title: YOU'VE WON! Me drafting my resignation email, pricing villas in Spain  Lottery account: congratulations, here's your £2.50


d-s-m

I had this 3 times last week, although one of them I won £30 on.


mehmenmike

You’re playing the lottery three times a week?!


CheeryBottom

I too won a lucky dip. My kids got excited and asked how much money that is. I had to break it them, it’s just a free lottery ticket.


paolog

It means they dunk you in the nearest river and if you're lucky you won't get ill.


Lewis19962010

I bought 4 lucky dips the other week and won... 2 lucky dips


EmpireofAzad

I had this for 6 weeks in a row from one ticket once. It was one of the big prizes so I played for once, won a lucky dip, which won a lucky dip, which won a lucky dip and so on. I was almost upset when I finally lost.


0x633546a298e734700b

Have always been curious to know what the longest chain of lucky dips is


Bad_UsernameJoke94

A woman I used to deal with every Thursday and Sunday at Tesco always had a free lucky dip, but she'd want about 50-75 tickets checking every week. She claimed that she'd got a long chain, but I doubted it.


OstneyPiz

I once managed to get a chain of 5 lucky dips in a row from initially 2 lines. It just kept going. I felt so lucky I thought I should buy a lo….. no wait…


w3rt

I’ve always wondered if the email title changes if you have won a large amount, or if it is always the “you’ve won a prize!”


ABlueCloud

Same. Surely you don't just log in and they've transferred 1.2 million into your account.


jasutherland

Small prizes, online you get in your bank account, paper ticket you claim from the shop up to £500, anything more you have to contact the Lottery. Used to be able to claim up to 5k from Post Offices, but not any more.


Ze_Gremlin

Haven't you heard the adverts? "Is this a good time to talk? We can now confirm you are.. MILLIONAIRES!!" Said with a filter to sound like it's said over the phone... as if that's how they'd inform winners God I hate that ad..


dizzley

I wonder if it changes to a knock on the door.


sadatquoraishi

If you're not in, they leave the prize with your neighbour.


ocer04

Oh god, your lottery winnings will be delivered by Evri - stuff of nightmares.


jasutherland

The Lottery ships you a crate of £50s, Evri end up shoving a couple of 2p coins through someone else’s letterbox and text you to say it’s delivered.


Dan_Glebitz

I won a free line once!