i always assumed the one he talked about was a dog bc “she’s getting up there” doesn’t seem like something you’d say about your wife when asked about her age
She’s mentioned a few times after that but it’s weird how in the episode where Rosa and Pimento are gonna get married Boyle is all depressed because Genevieve doesn’t want to get married again because she had a bad divorce. Then we never hear anything about it again, then all of a sudden in season 6 in the episode with Nikolaj’s birth father Charles says they’re thinking about adopting another child. But they’re still not married. Just seems like they built it up to be a plot point that Charles really wanted to get married but Genevieve doesn’t, but then they just blow past it.
Seamus Murphy. Tons of plot relevance, barely even seen except a couple small moments. I guess Figgis would fit the bill too but I found Seamus to be much scarier lol
I was actually disappointed with Figgis when we finally see him. Eric Roberts is a great actor but I didn’t feel like he was as terrifying as I had pictured. Murphy was definitely a lot more intimidating.
Same. I don't remember what I pictured Figgis as, but it definitely wasn't that at all. Although I guess that is kinda true to life, some of the scariest people are just normal looking. Ted Bundy comes to mind.
Why are so many people responding with “Jake’s dad” or other characters who actually have screentime?? The post clearly says “no screen time”. That said, Derek Jeter is the correct answer 😏
Yeah I feel like he should have been in the maid to be hated category, and one should have been in the pure evil one because she systematically almost removed Captain Holman from the squad forever and tried to destroy the squad completely. She's put so much effort into completely destroying the 99
Die Hard
Yes, Bruce Willis / John McClane
I mean McClane is now Jake and Amy’s baby.
You mean Little Guy?
But I mean.... you remember our son's name right?
Right...
Perfect
I'm still sad Bruce couldn't make it onto the show. Even just a one second passing cameo would've meant the world to me. Dan Goor let me down man.. 😔
Charles: “Yippie Kayak Other Buckets!!!” 😂
🤓☝️Erm actually nakatomi plaza was in one episode
And the cake!
Take my picture with it!!
TAKE A PICTURE!!!!
The city of New York, the show was filmed in LA.
What??
A lot of the establishing shots are of New York, but then it cuts to the characters who are filmed at a sound stage in LA.
THE SHOW WAS FILMED IN LA
"Oh I understand, you heard me. You were just taken by surprise"
Damn, NYC really is the 5th character. Gina taught Holt correctly.
Oh, but you do get it, sir.
The exterior is actually the real 78th Precinct of Brooklyn.
Someone said this in this thread already, but the establishing shots were the only things recorded in New York. Everything else was filmed in LA.
I like the sentimentality of this response but those establishing shots add up. This can’t qualify for limited screen time.
Kelly
Do you mean Scullys dog or his wife?
Yes
You'd know if you ever listened to his podcast!
I still don't know who Kelly is. 😂
Both, his wife and his dog are both named Kelly
I mean, yes. But this was the line Jake says I believe in that situation. :)
The one who eats peanut butter straight out of the jar
The one that likes to go on long walks
i always assumed the one he talked about was a dog bc “she’s getting up there” doesn’t seem like something you’d say about your wife when asked about her age
I’d say “true”, buuuut this is Scully we’re talking about.
Man, they really retroactively ruined that joke later in the series.
This gotta win OP!
Eddie Fung
FUNG
I know exactly where he is
it’s most of what i do around here
"Minsk!" "Right, FUNG"
other way round mate
867 Clinton Street, Apt 2A
John McClane
Derek Jeter.
You embarrassed YOURSELF in front of Derek Jeter!
The Derek Jeter thing... was my fault.
And I'm also sorry for pushing you into Michelle Obama and running away.
Sir!
It was very funny
YOU SHOT DEREK JETER! Wait wrong sub
Should've shot A-rod
Lmao great movie
Can't believe no one has mentioned Hercules
He's a very nice man, and a great landlord
Genevieve.
True. We rarely saw her once they got together.
Yeah. I think the final time she appear was season 4 episode 10 Captain Latvia. After that, she never appears anymore.
She’s mentioned a few times after that but it’s weird how in the episode where Rosa and Pimento are gonna get married Boyle is all depressed because Genevieve doesn’t want to get married again because she had a bad divorce. Then we never hear anything about it again, then all of a sudden in season 6 in the episode with Nikolaj’s birth father Charles says they’re thinking about adopting another child. But they’re still not married. Just seems like they built it up to be a plot point that Charles really wanted to get married but Genevieve doesn’t, but then they just blow past it.
Nicholas Cage. The man's got range.
There's a movie about a mandolin and you *didn't* **tell me?!**
Well I didn't think it was any good. It's just some period piece
Uugh!
Next you'll say you wanted to watch leaving las Vegas, a dark, ponderous reflection on alcoholism that won cage his Oscar.
*smacks the DvD out of his hand*
Set in Greece!
Agh!
Based on some dumb book!
AAHHHHHHHH!!!
I TOLDD YOU THE MAN'S GOT RANGE!
Also Bruce Willis.
The only correct answer is the goat, the unsung hero.... DETECTIVE DANIELS!
She makes good coffee.
Her coffee was too good to be left on the cast
I restarted a rewatch the other day and was like "wait...what? Who the eff is Daniel's?!" Idk how I missed that so many times.
She is just the best girl you fraud fan(derogatory) /J
Mlep-clay-nos
The clay is silent
GITHAR!
You want to buy horse blood?
You sell horse blood?
Jake’s father Terry’s kids Cagney and Lacy Cheddar Nikolaj
It’s Nikolaj.
No, it's Nikolaj.
Almost there. Nikolaj
it sounds like I'm saying it right.
Listen close, Nikolaj
Nikolaj
Nikolaj
Nikolaj
Nikolaj Cage. The kid's got range!
Why don’t you just call him nick?
Nee-koh-lazs.
Funny thing is, even Charles is saying it wrong. It's Latvian, so it should be Nee-koh-*lie*.
I think that's the joke.
Didn't they all get screen time?
Also terrys wife
Her name is Sharon.
Seamus Murphy. Tons of plot relevance, barely even seen except a couple small moments. I guess Figgis would fit the bill too but I found Seamus to be much scarier lol
I was actually disappointed with Figgis when we finally see him. Eric Roberts is a great actor but I didn’t feel like he was as terrifying as I had pictured. Murphy was definitely a lot more intimidating.
Same. I don't remember what I pictured Figgis as, but it definitely wasn't that at all. Although I guess that is kinda true to life, some of the scariest people are just normal looking. Ted Bundy comes to mind.
Eric Roberts is a go-to “*Bad Guy*”. There are jokes about it because he always plays the villain. I think that’s why I loved the casting so much.
This is the best answer and yet is like 12th somehow.
Grandma Boyle
Oh Yeah STRAWBERRY BASKET!!!
The captain that was there before the first season
McGinley?
Jake and Amy’s kid, Mac
Oh you mean John McClane 2.0?
so true
Jimmy Figgis. He had like 3 total minutes of screen time after being talked about for like an entire season lol
Michelle Obama (when it is mentioned that holt pushed wuntch into her)
She was also mentioned in the episode titled the venue when Jake and Amy go and find Jean.
Damn, Jean!
I guess this is intended as jokes and giggles, but isnt Jakes dad the most fitting answer? Jakes dad issues etc has a part in the majority of episodes
Although he does have screen time
Johnny Franzia.
You think Franzia gives a damn about lamps serge?
Emphasis on DAMN.
He's obsessed with lamps!
Cheddar!!
cheddar was there more than some of these people's kids 😭
I know I just love him so much 🧀
i wish his dog insta was real
Wario
That motherfucker cheats
WARIO CHEATS!!
Captain roger peralta and Jake's daddy issues
Sgt peanut butter!
He kept getting erections in Charles' photos with the mayor.
CHEDDAR
The Yellow crested Warbler.
It’s gotta be Die Hard
Mlep-CLAY-nos
Scullys wife.
Kim being the normal person? Really? I have it on good authority that she is a pillpopper.
Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis.
Eddie fung
Jake's dad
Yoyo Ma
What about Frans Brüggen?
Pampelmousse LaCroix
Jake’s Dad. Not Dad Holt. Dad Peralta.
Dad captain, not Captain Dad.
Mlepclaynos
John McClane. Obviously.
The double tuck.
Jimmy figgis
Mama Magaleoni!
Captain McGintley The Captain that was leading the 99 before Holt.
Bruce Willis from Die Hard
MelipKnos.
Jake’s dad
Michelle Obama for some reason.
The disco stangeler!
Kelly
Why are so many people responding with “Jake’s dad” or other characters who actually have screentime?? The post clearly says “no screen time”. That said, Derek Jeter is the correct answer 😏
Milipnos
Bruce Willis
Derek Jeter
You can just put the word "family" in the square
Victor Emanuel the 3rd
Roger Peralta
Roger Peralta had screen time.
He was talked about a lot more than he was in the show.
“no screen time” is an intentional overexaggeration. it just means waay less screen time than plot relevance. he is in only 4 episodes.
Jimmy “the butcher” figgus, entire multi-season arc for about 10 minutes screen time
Bill or PB/Doug
Derek Jeter
Chedder
Bruce Willis!
cheddar
Cheddar
Eddie Fung
It's Fung or Kelly, anyone who votes for die hard is a hack. /Sarcasm but only kinda
Cheddar
Cheddar
Nikolaj
I was gonna nominate… DAVE but they were just coworkers nothing more
Honestly? Pimento
Why wasn’t gremlin wunch? Hitchcock and skully are hilarious
Mlepclaynos
Cheddar
Leonard from Xerox
Bruce Willis.
Mlepclaynos
The talking dog!
Nikolaj
Cheddar
Milepnos gotta be the answer right
Chester
Diane Wiest
Grandma Boyle, responsible for: - the motherdough - Charles cooking teacher/abuser - strawberry basket boxing move
Eleanor. She was only there for one episode, but the reason why Charles has Nickolaj
The only correct answer here is Cheddar.
John Mclane/ Bruce Willis
How did wunch not make it to made to be hated or straight up evil? So many if the significant potential revolve around her being evil
I hate Vulture much more than Wunch. She's more amusing, and a better cop (when she tries to be).
Yeah I feel like he should have been in the maid to be hated category, and one should have been in the pure evil one because she systematically almost removed Captain Holman from the squad forever and tried to destroy the squad completely. She's put so much effort into completely destroying the 99