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BathroomEyes

They could rebrand as an owl cafe like in Japan.


PFChangsOfficial

[Relevant sketch](https://youtu.be/MUoCsa7qrQA?si=Tpf8RAWdatdbYO8o)


Working-Passion-5673

Wing prices are a lot different these days.


PerfectZeong

Millennial don't like hooters, zoomers even less. The breasteraunt is probably going on the bonfire of history.


dontKair

Hooters still does pretty well with the blue collar and professional crowd, The one near me, is full with Teslas and work trucks during lunch


StanGable80

I worked with a bunch of millennials about a decade ago, and they would go to a breastaurant just because it had the best patio nearby our office


AgentOrange256

I love hooters as a millennial. They’re one of the only places that have decent fully breaded wings. They use to have the flap too, but stopped that some years ago


Jagerbeast703

What them flaps do?


jmkiii

Flippy flops!


turbokungfu

I honestly thought the burgers were pretty good.


boots_and_cats_and-

Twin Peaks is pretty good


Jagerbeast703

Why would we like it? The food sucks


aGuyNamedScrunchie

Agreed. Not a fan of their wings at all. Had it once that was enough for me.


ilikepizza2much

Yeah, it’s overpriced greasy McDonald’s with boobs


Riverjig

Hooters is very much a boomer vanity.


mistertickertape

My dad took me to Hooters when I was 10 or 11 years old. It was there and then I discovered I was gay, but I really liked their chicken tenders and fries.


turbokungfu

So, what made you realize? That’s pretty interesting, though.


mistertickertape

Zero interest in the boobies and butts, more interest in the chicken tenders and fries. Also the crush on the other kid on the baseball team. He turned out to be a womanizing drug dealer in high school so, uh, dodged a bullet on that one. I still like tendies though.


turbokungfu

Well, treat yourself to some tendies!


DanGleeballs

When I was 10 my mum caught me with a hidden folded up Page 3 from the Sun newspaper which is a Rupert Murdoch owned tabloid that at the time was famous for having topless girls on page 3 , some as young as 16 (it was legal then) and they always had fantastic boobies, particularly [Sam Fox](https://samanthafoxappreciation.home.blog/portfolio/sam-fox-on-page-3/) NSFW. Years later my mum told me that this is when she realised I was straight.


Pure_Box_9915

These restaurants, are all run down inside, food quality is like 4/10, and investors are scratching their heads why they’re hemorrhaging  money like a slightly successful drug addicts bank account. Plus all the cute girls work at twin peaks now, or ojos locos. 


Fair2Midland

‘How was Hooters?’ ‘We actually didn’t make it to Hooters, sir.’ ‘Sure you didn’t. Skittle?’


matthewmspace

There used to be a Hooters near me, but it closed like 5-6 years ago because no one really ever went. They completely knocked down the building and put in two smaller ones, being a Sleep Number store and a Starbucks.


turbokungfu

My girlfriend works at Hooters…in the kitchen! -Mitch Hedberg


Astacide

I haven’t been in years, but them buffalo shrimp are SO good. Gonna have to drop back in sometime before they crater.


local_goon

People aren't eating dog food at junky fast casual places, why is it that changing consumer taste always gets framed as the end of times.


littleMAS

The South has not seen such decimation since General William Tecumseh Sherman's March to the Sea.


MagazineNo2198

It's almost like people one day realized the food wasn't that great and the waitresses were all just ones that couldn't make it as strippers! Good riddance.


krashtestgenius

Went to hooters once, made me uncomfortable.