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FeldsparJockey00

Most Canadian headline ever


Magjee

Just wait till Moose #3 enters the game


jymssg

Moose #3 was probably driving the ambulance


Lawdoc1

If there had been a hocky and/or beer angle to the story...


WannaBeBuzzed

The original moose collision involved a beer league hockey team on their way to play a game?


Lawdoc1

This is THE most Canadian answer.


NothingGloomy9712

Don't be silly, moose don't play hockey, they just drink beer


Lawdoc1

As I am not Canadian, I am not sufficiently knowledgeable about the alcohol habits of Moose. But even from an outside/uninformed POV, your statement seems reasonable.


Ok_Medicine7534

“Meese”


eljayTheGrate

\*\*Mooses


GreaseMonkey90

Would have completed the headline if it occurred in Moosomin


CurvyJohnsonMilk

Moosonee, Or moose factory.


Fast_Polaris22

That’s where they MAKE the moose’s, right?


Proof_Objective_5704

Don’t forget The Jaw! Ambulance Runs into Moose’s Jaw in Moose Jaw


Forum_Browser

Or Moosonee?


CaptainSur

Alqonquin Park and moose collisions are synonymous with each other, as anyone who resides in the area can tell you, again and again. My father hit one thankfully only at a speed of about 30km on Hwy 60 in the park. His exact words were "*one second it was at the side of the road and next it bounced off our hood onto the roof*" and the fact it did that instead of going through the windshield is likely the only reason he and his wife lived. I love moose, something which I have no doubt is a love most Canadians share. They are majestic and beautiful. But they are a menace to the road. Just ask Newfoundlanders. Or Banff residents.


ArbainHestia

I remember In Newfoundland there was a sign on the highway in Terra Nova that tells you how many moose accidents there were.


CaptainSur

Yes, because every year a number of people in that area die in car/moose "collisions".


ElChapoEscobar79

Tell me this is a Canadian headline, without telling me this is a Canadian headline. 🤣


Queasy-Bag-9761

R/notthebeaverton


CyrilSneerLoggingDiv

It's beyond time for Canada to ban violent assault mooses.


eljayTheGrate

and designated DMO...


LookOutForThatMoose

Guns don't kill people. Moose kill people.


RicketyEdge

I've smoked a couple of them. The Ditch Donkeys are an absolute menace to motorists once the sun goes down.


poutine_not_putin

As a Québécois I feel unrepresented in this story /s


[deleted]

They're finally rising up against us.


gravtix

Including the majestic møøse


holidayjoy12345

Wow. Hard to even see a moose out west can’t imagine 3 collisions in a night. Scary.


NaarNoordenMan

It's blackfly season. They're coming out of the bush to escape the swarm.


Ambitious-Bee-7067

Just wait til they start flipping sailboats like the orcas.


Affectionate-Chance2

"Oh, Canada."


LookOutForThatMoose

Well that can't have been good at all.


Bushwhacker42

This is what happens when you let Santa go unchecked. Shame on him for giving his reindeer PEDs and viagra


DVRavenTsuki

When asked for comment the moose responded with “sorry”


SophistXIII

a moose bit my sister once


dis_bean

Does she turn into a moose during the full moon?


gravtix

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".


AnInsultToFire

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...


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SankBatement

Moose post