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As I am not Canadian, I am not sufficiently knowledgeable about the alcohol habits of Moose.
But even from an outside/uninformed POV, your statement seems reasonable.
Alqonquin Park and moose collisions are synonymous with each other, as anyone who resides in the area can tell you, again and again. My father hit one thankfully only at a speed of about 30km on Hwy 60 in the park. His exact words were "*one second it was at the side of the road and next it bounced off our hood onto the roof*" and the fact it did that instead of going through the windshield is likely the only reason he and his wife lived.
I love moose, something which I have no doubt is a love most Canadians share. They are majestic and beautiful. But they are a menace to the road. Just ask Newfoundlanders. Or Banff residents.
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
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Most Canadian headline ever
Just wait till Moose #3 enters the game
Moose #3 was probably driving the ambulance
If there had been a hocky and/or beer angle to the story...
The original moose collision involved a beer league hockey team on their way to play a game?
This is THE most Canadian answer.
Don't be silly, moose don't play hockey, they just drink beer
As I am not Canadian, I am not sufficiently knowledgeable about the alcohol habits of Moose. But even from an outside/uninformed POV, your statement seems reasonable.
“Meese”
\*\*Mooses
Would have completed the headline if it occurred in Moosomin
Moosonee, Or moose factory.
That’s where they MAKE the moose’s, right?
Don’t forget The Jaw! Ambulance Runs into Moose’s Jaw in Moose Jaw
Or Moosonee?
Alqonquin Park and moose collisions are synonymous with each other, as anyone who resides in the area can tell you, again and again. My father hit one thankfully only at a speed of about 30km on Hwy 60 in the park. His exact words were "*one second it was at the side of the road and next it bounced off our hood onto the roof*" and the fact it did that instead of going through the windshield is likely the only reason he and his wife lived. I love moose, something which I have no doubt is a love most Canadians share. They are majestic and beautiful. But they are a menace to the road. Just ask Newfoundlanders. Or Banff residents.
I remember In Newfoundland there was a sign on the highway in Terra Nova that tells you how many moose accidents there were.
Yes, because every year a number of people in that area die in car/moose "collisions".
Tell me this is a Canadian headline, without telling me this is a Canadian headline. 🤣
R/notthebeaverton
It's beyond time for Canada to ban violent assault mooses.
and designated DMO...
Guns don't kill people. Moose kill people.
I've smoked a couple of them. The Ditch Donkeys are an absolute menace to motorists once the sun goes down.
As a Québécois I feel unrepresented in this story /s
They're finally rising up against us.
Including the majestic møøse
Wow. Hard to even see a moose out west can’t imagine 3 collisions in a night. Scary.
It's blackfly season. They're coming out of the bush to escape the swarm.
Just wait til they start flipping sailboats like the orcas.
"Oh, Canada."
Well that can't have been good at all.
This is what happens when you let Santa go unchecked. Shame on him for giving his reindeer PEDs and viagra
When asked for comment the moose responded with “sorry”
a moose bit my sister once
Does she turn into a moose during the full moon?
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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