Did you know that slow cars are always more fun? #MiataFacts
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Did you know that you are %1654 more attractive if you own a Renault Modus
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Only reason why Fr*nce hasn't been nuked yet is the Renault Modus
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My practice sword...... having nothing else to do would be a good motivation to practice 8 hours a day instead of 1 hours a week like im doing right now
I mean, most realistically if the house has electricity then the answer is "PC".
then just mail your friends a request to buy you a starlink or whatever
rj/ le soupra with quadruple turbo
Boat. If unlimited food, I can trade with nearby coastal cities, make some money, and come back to the island. potentially buy solar and some wayer purification system. Living somewhere doesnt mean you're stuck there the entire year, heck, id be willing to live there normally.
or for the real answer, a boat. no need to turn when you have a whole island, straight line speed wins
Perfect place to stare at my shit box
Do some donuts until you run out of gas or fall into the Sea
Damn right and you have a whole year to make it actually run too
Bring a miata and use it as a skateboard
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Garden chair, vault, sound system....Drifts?
Mate I'll be doing doughnuts and handbrake turns all day in my 1.0L Corsa on that wet grass until it goes clear off that cliff and into the sea
A young woman (to wash my car)
She can wash some other things too but definitely my carm
I can think in one thing only
Yea the car
Ok, Drizzy 
If booze counts as food then a car will be able to run on it.
I want an old Buick LeSabre. I plan on going full King Kai with this.
Isn’t King Kai’s car a Bel Air?
I’d bring ***OP***’s mom and a 1976 ford pinto. Oh wait, just one thing? ***OP***’s mom then.
That's still several things.
I’m bringing a mk4 Supra! And with those high walls I can make the perfect round track.
Ill bring a femboy
Found the BMW driver
Femboy comes with a jdm drifter
Cybertruck. Perfect off road vehicle.
It's gonna be so off-road in will be in the fucking see within a week
They don't even have electricity on that island if I remember correctly
No worries it's equally useful with dead batteries.
That's the great thing - most Cybertrucks suffer catastrophic failure on their first charge
Ah yes, in the Holy See
It’s gonna rust and there is no rust remover in the island
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I'll take my neighbours U84 Mog.
PT cruiser, that way all my PT cruising needs will be taken care of.
Modus
My whole house, with EVERYTHING included (also normal gas-electricity-water and internet. I don't care if it's magic (it is one concept)
Perfect place for twingo off-roading
Water well pump. He didn't say unlimited water
Maybe it is very wet food
Only Jaydeem kiddos eat wet food 🤢🤮🤮
Toilet paper I mean, nah I'm joking. TVR Tamora
I'll bring a PC, dome deal
U won't have wifi tho
So EA games are out of question, not too big of a deal
Ima bring my newly acquired ford fokus zx3 and im gonna loop around on the bank
Fiero with a Bodykit
My dog 🐶
https://preview.redd.it/uzzq04tths1d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fe2f3686063b074b1460a66406def5159b51689 This.
My dog
Airplane, helicopter or boat. That way I can leave and come back
A hooker
But no water?? How am I going to wash my car?!
I would bring a bus stop whit bus coming every 30 minutes
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a large collection of extremely valuable retro games, for entertainment and to sell afterwards
That's more than one thing. The answer is a car.
what about the fuel tho?
You do not need fuel. There never was any fuel. There was only faith. All you need is faith.
Of course ill bring an AR15
A book : les bienveillantes de Jonathan Littel.
# Where the fuck are you driving? To walmart?
MODUSSSSSS
lawn mower
Tight personal rallycross course
Im bringing a land cruiser and a bunch of parts so I can drive it up the hill
an ae86
Ebook
My laptop.
My rog ally
Jimny time c:
My 1969 F250 will be just fine there, however I'd prefer an M3 halftrack
silly I would just bring my house
Helicopter or a Skateboard.
If i can bring anything I’m bringing a genie that grants an infinite amount of wishes and doesn’t try mess with them or pull any trickery.
I bring the Modus, then all the things I want come after it.
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True, with modus I will repopulate this island!
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Steam Deck
My motorcycle has my Fleshlight stored in it so
Either my girlfriend or a boat
I took my wife. And she takes all the stuff
Water (to wash my car ofc)
My practice sword...... having nothing else to do would be a good motivation to practice 8 hours a day instead of 1 hours a week like im doing right now
I'm ok with an e scooter to pick up the groceries.
"I don't love you, I love my car"
Holy Bible The Didache
Well, maybe I could not drive it, but I may confess that I enjoy looking at.
A rope, to end my suffering
My cat
Manuel tramission
Pocket pussy
Xbox
A helicopter.
I don’t have a car. Can I bring my mates boat instead? It’s Browne, Manuelle, Diesel, Wagonne, it ticks the boxes.
isnt that Bjorks house or something
Internet
Water, duh
The internet. It’s a small black box with a red light, so it should be easy to transport.
A boat
Family (this includes the two dogs)
a parachute dirtbike
Bear grylls be like
A Raptor R in a green field. Pure art
I would 100% bring my high mileage 2006 rabbit. I need to polish my headlights
Computer
Starlink.
Cure for cancer
Honestly I'd bring a kite. Looks fuckin wimdy
The devils lettuce
Are you telling me, it's the middle of the night my stomach's rumbling I got a hankering for some pork chops your man will fry them up for me?
A fully fueled helicopter.
I mean, most realistically if the house has electricity then the answer is "PC". then just mail your friends a request to buy you a starlink or whatever rj/ le soupra with quadruple turbo
A gun with 1 bullet.
You alright or you just wanna play russian roulette?
I'm dead inside my sole purpose is to haunt online forums until I find peace.
Oh boy. And I thought I needed hugs. But you seem to need a whole shipload of em!
Weed, lots of it.
A couple pounds of weed
Cheese
I'll bring a malaise era land yacht and sleep in it cause it's more comfy and cozy than the house
A gf Hopefully this means I can get a gf
I will bring something that will get me around. An M4A3E8 Sherman, otherwise known as the 'easy eight'
A fully staffed cruise ship with a race track on it
My entertainment system.
My cat would be pretty nice.
A young Padmé Amidala. You know... For reasons!
I will bring my Opel Corsa from 2007 instead of food, it’s food for my soul…🚬🚬🚬
A telecommunication pylon
Boat. If unlimited food, I can trade with nearby coastal cities, make some money, and come back to the island. potentially buy solar and some wayer purification system. Living somewhere doesnt mean you're stuck there the entire year, heck, id be willing to live there normally. or for the real answer, a boat. no need to turn when you have a whole island, straight line speed wins
My furnitures, clothes
bronco r 1000 bhp with phat ass tires
I’d bring a dog.
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I'm bringing a gun ... Just in case
Soup bruh
Fleshlight!
Modussy.
😲 ITS NASCAR!!!!
ill take a helicopter so i can go back to grab anything 😤
Steam deck
Hell yeah I’d bring my car, I’m going to be living in it soon with this economy 😅 “I’ll just take my 4 wheeled house”